27 October 2009

President Obama Enjoys Sports with Men Only and May Still Smoke

27 October 2009, Washington, D.C. - President Obama is rumored to be secretly planning a huge men only bowling party because "women do not score as high." This past Sunday President Obama shortly after noon EST did go out for his usual Sunday men only golfing but brought along a token woman golfer to deflect criticism about his recent men-only basketball game. Her score was not disclosed.
President Obama defended his men only basketball game as it was requested by members of Congress that he have them over to the White House to play their weekly men only game. There have not been any reported serious injuries, heart, other serious health problems or deaths reported to date as a result of these games. They are reportedly not mandatory for all Congressional men as many are not fit or older and should probably not be playing too much competitive basketball.
Reportedly the First Lady does not object to what President Obama does with his free time so long as she can with hers what she wishes. Americans are coming to realize they want positive results so the USA can survive, and nobody should really care what a President does for recreation. The First Lady reportedly still does not smoke tobacco. President Obama earlier this year indicated that he may have broken a pledge to stop smoking if she would help him win the Presidency. He did say at the time that he never has at the White House in any case. Copyright 2009 by Martin Hugo Pesaresi and J.L. Ross, all United States and world rights expressly reserved.

25 October 2009

October 2009 Too Busy to Report

Sunday, 25 October 2009 - San Antonio - Very large military aircraft continue daily flights into local military bases. Some questions about President Obama persist. Confusion over Iran, Afghanistan, Health Care, Extending home-buying tax breaks. CIA drones over Pakistan fire missiles often missing targets but killing scores of civilians. Meanwhile San Antonio Express News features columnist who asserts former "President" Bush should have gotten Nobel Peace Prize instead of Obama. Such idiocy is what a city of one million three hundred thousand people has only one newspaper published far away with a conservative, idiotic agenda. Copyright 2009 by Martin Hugo Pesaresi and J.L. Ross, all United States and world rights expressly reserved.