Showing posts with label Representative Ryan. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Representative Ryan. Show all posts

28 August 2012

Pure Evil Republican Politicos Romney "Dog Ate My Overseas Tax Forms", Christie "Me Tough Talkin' Joisie-Boy", Ryan "Help the Rich More, Please" Hammered By NY Times' Nobel Winner Krugman As Glad to Kill Poor For A Buck

     Tuesday, 28 August 2012, NEW YORK, NEW YORK -Today's Ninth Amendment post here including our comments digitally published yesterday in the New York Times in response to Professor Krugman's now continuing exposure and "deconstruction" of Republicans and their candidates' endless stream of complete misrepresentations namely pure lies in the 2012 Presidential election campaign follows our familiar reminder to readers please to AVOID UNLIMITED FREE ACCESS TO DIGITAL CONTENT OF THE NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY THROUGH THE USE OF READERS' FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS SET TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".
      Our editorial board sends out a continuing deafening robust greeting to its audited worldwide audience of loyal, new, and unintentional readers alike. This further is occasioned by the Ninth Amendment's internal universal excitement over the much-heralded and immensely gratifying return of the remarkable multi-talented "heart for the world" Little L after months of participation in all facets of publication from stations relatively near home to the ends of the world. The Ninth Amendment sincerely hopes to have the opportunity to share with readers some terrifically enlightening images and other media of her adventures and unparalleled years of experience from the exotic to the exquisitely professional in every sense of the word.
     Also continuing publication of the Ninth Amendment log it would seem by growing apparent evidence will greatly enhance readers' experience due to the further enigmatic participation and profoundly masterful addition of "Big Big Joe's" technical, language, cryptographic and all manner of scientific and other seeming wizardry in his universally recognized unmatched deeply advanced comprehension of computer theory and practice. Since his early work in once beneficent activities on behalf of the United States Government "Big Big Joe's" has been an unchallenged reputation as THE force with which to be reckoned.
     Finally we conclude the Ninth Amendment's conveyance to our readers of the growing excitement here of the very real possibilities of the availability of further exceptional human resources for the enhancement of readers' experience of the log, learning further information of true significance and enduring value at an exponential pace. Namely as of this moment all efforts known to be possible are being made to locate and secure the participation of the highly taciturn genius, the Professor Doctor Bernard Bernowsky (for partial educational degree listings readers please see favorite encyclopaedic source on "Academics, Scholars and Others Recognized As Having Altered The Course of Human Thought".
     The Ninth Amendment now gets on with our continuing humble efforts in our most modest of ways to attempt to help preserve the legacy and historic endurance of the great force of creation behind "Gonzo" journalism, the late great Dr. Hunter S. Thompson. We salute the San Francisco Weekly (a publication of the Village Voice) for itself now having picked up the mantle in its cover reporting on the upcoming Tampa Republican National Convention.
 VERBATIM NINTH AMENDMENT COMMENT DIGITALLY PUBLISHED IN YESTERDAY'S NEW YORK TIMES RESPONDING TO PROFESSOR KRUGMAN
"REPUBLICAN LIARS" BLOG

     Dear Prof. Krugman, What happened here? We take the IXth Amendment log www.waronnothing.blogspot.com off the grid a few months simply in the words of the great Dr. Hunter S. Thompson due to an "ugly misunderstanding" to regroup in the spirit of General George Washington, next we know we respectfully find on top of all else now you endure a (doubtless well-meaning) bunch of yahoos from the other side of nowhere lecturing you on your fitness to serve as a Princeton Professor, the value of that institution to the state of N.J. and the rest of the Country to boot. Cut us a break. Ourselves all to the best of our recollections actually having successfully matriculated from that great institution with mostly empty pockets then (and now) we arguably are as qualified as they to pass on that contrary to their delusions that if they can get in to New Jersey's first public college, they can go there. Period. Money has zero to do with that. Carry on, Soldier, like President Woodrow Wilson of both Princeton and later the USA in WWI, we need you now more than ever. This election is no dress rehearsal. And congratulations again both to President Obama and to you on your Nobel Prizes. Last we heard Romney, Ryan and Christie all did not quite make that final cut. Deconstruct onward! The Founding Fathers never shall pass this way again. Finally if the far side of nowhere cares not for the Garden State where we all were born may they get a taste of the Granite State's motto: "Live Free or Die".

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03 April 2012

Representative Ryan's "People" Sheepishly Request Unforthcoming "Correction" of Times' Economics Nobel Prize Winner Krugman Statement Exposing Ryan's Proposed "Loophole-Ending" Budget Really Raises Revenue By Raising Taxes, Meanwhile Readers Reminded To Stay Well In Public Eye When "Men In Suits" Come To "Visit"

       Wednesday, 4 April 2012, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - The Ninth Amendment reminds readers that apart from avoiding READING UNLIMITED FREE CONTENT FROM THE NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY BY SETTING READERS' FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS ON "PRIVATE BROWSING".  KEEP THEMSELVES IN THE PUBLIC EYE should they ever find themselves in a situation serious enough that that mostly duos of the infamous "men in suits" start appearing in their lives at unexpected moments in unexpected places wishing to discuss blithely intimate private details of the reader's home and especially bedroom environment that no one but the reader should know.
     Members of the Ninth Amendment editorial board breakfasting this morning met just such a man who identified himself as John and began telling a story of a now extended history of just such creepy "Men in Suits" visits. We were abruptly called away to cover a poodle fashion show and thus unable immediately further to assess the man or the circumstances possibly precipitating the reported visits of the "Men in Suits". But we have since been sent "Links" which currently are under analysis. No news developed enough to report but an excellent opportunity to remind readers of the following should they find themselves in any such circumstances.
       Thus the fact of the day that "Men in Suits" live for "surprises", but not for themselves. Readers who seriously find themselves in any such situation would be best to consult with a trusted attorney which brings all sorts of privileges and jawboning in the public eye into play. In any case whomever is consulted must be knowledgeable, experienced and most importantly BY ALL MEANS KEEP THE READER IN THE PUBLIC EYE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.  The Ninth Amendment offers this advice for readers' consideration not from experience or any claimed expertise but simply from common sense.
       On a lighter note perhaps and then again maybe not the following Ninth Amendment comment was published today in the digital Times in response to a report of Representative Ryan's "people's" request of New York Times economics Nobel Prize winning columnist Paul Krugman exposing Ryan's idiotic proposed budget naturally embraced by all Republicans and described by Ryan as a "loophole eliminator" as really raising revenues by ultimately raising taxes including upon, God Forbid!, the rich. Although he his head of the House budget committee he somehow overlooked or rather misrepresented that small detail and now turns to the Times of all places to issue an obviously incorrect "correction" to help him out.
    • BigMartin
    • waronnothing
    Professor Krugman we most always "just wonder" at best even in what used to be our sleep except the rare times we do not and then just are emphatically wrong. Ergo you are right about us. As for yourself, sir, with all due respect the Ninth Amendment at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com cannot abide your characteristically humble implication that the "you wonder" is self-inclusive. As Noam Chomsky might answer you ask the wrong question because the premise that the Ryan people ever "accomplished" anything useful or bettering society is untenable. Now they "want" but dare not "demand" of you a public "correction" which exposes either they are unfamiliar with "retractions" and/or cognizant enough of Mr. Ryan's fungibility to his limited number of most learned "personal" supporters to see that no doubt collectively having less Nobel Prizes in Economics than yourself they best tread lightly when expressing a desire that you obediently "correct" your economic conclusion by publicly declaring yourself wrong in print with a proclamation in your field of expertise that you know to be false solely for the benefit of their candidate Ryan. This is neither in terror nor general harassment but if anything specific harassment of a most cautious variety as they well know that to have to tell you what is what and what is not in terms of closing loopholes being an obvious euphemism for RYAN RAISING TAXES is about as welcome an order as they eat all their vegetables to get that large dessert.

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