Showing posts with label drones. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drones. Show all posts

22 April 2013

U.S. Obama Illegal African Network Of Thirty-Five Drone Bases And Counting

     Monday, 22 April 2013, LUSAKA, ZAMBIA - The United States reportedly has undertaken the rapid expansion of an African network of ("non-existent") illegal drone bases throughout this last vast largely unspoiled continent rather than undertaking something truly unexpected such as providing any meaningful humanitarian aid to the untold millions of starving, sick and dying persons here many of whom live their entire lives in abject poverty and misery.
       This massive far-flung American military buildup's acceleration has been steadily reported by various sources in the wake of some of the CIA's more recent lies propagated to the American people and the world community earlier this year planting alarmist Al-Qaeda Nigeria "lightening" takeover fairy tales of this African country said to be roughly five billion times the land area of the CIA's posh Langley,Virginia George Herbert Walker Bush Center for National "Intelligence" (including CIA parking lot, petting zoo and animal torture laboratories).
     CIA fed terror reports of the fragmented Nigerian Government's long-coming demise heralding the entire country's imminent fall within a matter of days or even perhaps hours to scarcely a handful of ill-equipped Al-Qaeda militants or at least persons who appeared by satellite possibly to dress like Al Qaeda militant-sympathizers turned out to be, especially once the French heeded frantic requests to call in airstrikes to bomb whoever it might be back to the Stone Ages were, as the saying goes, "greatly exaggerated". In any case they were as more usual than not wrong.
      Nevertheless as has since been documented in many publications, as well as the subject of demonstrations by groups such as the Answer Coalition at www.answersf.org the Pentagon has leapt at the opportunity to establish a major drone base in Niger and from there expanded throughout the "Dark Continent" rapidly establishing a network so far reported at more than thirty-five drone bases throughout the African continent amongst countries containing the most diverse and vast natural resources still left on the planet.
     President Obama winner of the Nobel Peace Prize also now seems determined to go down in history as the "Drone President" signing off personally on what in practice likely are by far the most CIA murders ever committed in one Presidency given their tendency to keep agents well out of harm's way by minimizing messy one-on-one assassinations but doing so instead at the cost of untold innocent foreign civilian lives sacrificed to keep targeting "lethal surveillance teams" and their young American "video game" warrior recruits safe and and well out of harm's way thousands of miles away piloting drones from suburban Virginia sheds.
     No doubt the Africans will be duly pleased to have their American friends back again in Africa, the irony of America's first African-American President being the one to herald the American's return surely not being lost on some. Who would have thought?

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29 February 2012

Rich-Boy Romney Buys Arizona and Michigan Elections Promises Economic and Emotional Depression And More Potholes For the Poor

     Tuesday, 28 March 2012, NEW YORK, NEW YORK, The Ninth Amendment welcomes back faithful readers after our Microbus disguised as a newspaper delivery truck finally gave our "bug drone" the slip (more on that below) and returned us temporarily to our regional headquarters to re-stock in a sewer someplace possibly beneath the New York Times building or maybe the National Security Agency "signals intelligence" research center and cafeteria. We remind readers to avoid BYPASSING THE TIMES MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR "PAYWALL" TO READ UNLIMITED FREE DIGITAL TIMES' CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING READERS' FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".
     The fact for the day is that even newer generation CIA drones such as the "non-existent" drone shot down by Iran can be given the slip (and sometimes also captured and cleaned) by driving one's vehicle at high-speed through the car wash paying extra for super double wash and wax as car wash evasion was NOT included in the drones' budget contract. WARNING: This maneuver can prove dangerous and MUST be performed by a trained professional (preferably a Dick Cheney contractor from Cheney's BlackDeath Corporation which once again has had to be renamed to avoid enforcement of judgments and now casts itself as a global band of professors and educators in the burgeoning specialized fields of maniacal mercenary murder and professional government rip-offs for dangerously shoddy or simply totally unperformed work).
    Speaking of non-performance in other breaking news Mitt "the little sh*t" Romney just bought two more primaries in Arizona and Michigan on the standard Republican platform of driving the country further into the ground for the benefit of less than one per cent of our population. The hidden fact for the day is that New York Times star columnist-economist Nobel Prize winner Professor Paul Krugman yesterday presented the cover of his new book Stop the Depression Now! to come out in a few months. Dr. Krugman through his dogged persistence in responding to Republican garbage-think refuses to give up on his optimism born of a top-rate background in economics, a rigorous thought process and a tireless sacrifice to a continuous communication of his knowledge that we do have reason to be optimistic simply by systematically exposing the manifest falsehoods of Republican economic "theories" for what they really are, a ceaseless flow of rank manipulation with no grounding in truthful inquiry or valid solutions for our nation but only self-serving half-baked schemes to try to keep a tiny minority of people in power which to them translates to but one thing and one thing alone, money.
    The Times today digitally published the Ninth Amendment comment to Professor Krugman's announcement of the imminent publication of his new book Stop the Depression Now! here reproduced verbatim below:
  1. BigM
    Dr. Krugman the editorial staff and global bureaus of the Ninth Amendment log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com comprise some of your most fervent admirers in the world and are delighted to see that you won the Nobel Prize in Economics already and yet still write so prolifically for the Times and have been busy writing a book with such a catchy title. We understand that people who win the Nobel prize such as you and President Obama get some spending cash so they do not even have to work if they do not wish to work. We on the other hand have not won the Nobel Prize, do not have cash, and still do not really work. Most impressively your "Depression" book looks like a self-help book with a very crafty title like the earlier blockbuster "Stop the Insanity" and retro-60's graphic a la "I'm Okay, You're Okay" in that some people will think it is about the economy, some will think it is about their emotional problems exacerbated by a world going down the tubes and others particularly in New York City most likely will think it is a do-it-yourself book for fixing potholes and dangerous dips in the pavement outside their apartments. When we receive our (hopefully) signed advance copies we intend to skim them very quickly so we can be the first to publish a review of your book and help to spread the love. Go, Dr. Krugman, go!

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09 November 2011

"Occupy CIA" Planned Not To Occur Friday 11 November 2011. 37,000 Foot Mean Altitude Stops Times Columnist From Providing Readers With Free Words? Perry Externs Last Post

     Wednesday, 9 November 2011, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Welcome back readers. Please do not read unlimited free digital New York Times content with free Firefox browsers set to "private browsing". This post actually was written most recently in early October. The Ninth Amendment editorial staff and global bureaus never went to the CIA headquarters nor has the Ninth Amendment ever even heard of the CIA, so-called "drones", or the "Occupy CIA Headquarters" event set for a birthday party this Friday.

     The following post actually is the next one written before all of the above never happened. The Ninth Amendment believes the comment below never was published verbatim in response to favorite Times' columnist Professor Paul Krugman who called in sick because he would be flying around at a median altitude of 37,000 feet. Professor Krugman later admitted to the Times enforcement division that he had made up his excuse note.

Comment

Even with your major focus of late on economics sometimes quite detailed recently and in the past we find the obvious continuous eager interest and anticipation of your many readers to affirm the true gift of your talent, temperament, diversity of compelling thought and of course superb writing contributions. We at the Ninth Amendment log today only are left to wonder how one could achieve a MEDIAN altitude of 37,000 feet for a day presumably in a passenger aircraft, sir. Will you be circling the Earth? Do you work out of Area 51?

(This post the last to be written by Ninth Amendment externs in Texas Liar Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's English as a 10th language class and rodeo.)

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07 November 2011

What Do Texas Governor Liar Idiot Rick "Payback" Perry, Nevada's Area 51, CIA Hit Squads, and Republicans' Past Debate Have In Common?

     Monday, 7 November 2011, AREA 51, NEVADA - Why, free entertainment, of course. This evening finds us in that remote extension of Edwards AFB in Southern Nevada known as Area 51 which the United States Government claims probably does not exist just like drones although it is on the USEPA Region IX's "Superfund" list while Administrative Law Judges have to anguish over whether crashed UFO's are hazardous waste, radioactive waste, mixed waste, or just what? Oh, well, the best kept secrets. Readers are reminded to refrain from reading free unlimited New York Times content simply by setting free Firefox browsers to "private browsing".
     Speaking of free, a big thank you from the weary crew of the Ninth Amendment for yesterday's record readership. It just goes to show that our readers do want things for free, despite what the people who try to sell things for exponential multiples of what they are "worth" might say. The Ninth Amendment expects to pass viewership numbers of the Super Bowl any year now if television even exists next year, or maybe they will just put chips in everyone's heads and charge a monthly subscription. Maybe even Google will give back some of our ads even though we are out to expose the Google-CIA connection. Yes, Google and the CIA sure do have some big reinforced buildings stuffed with data right next to each other. On the other hand, ads do mean big money, especially at Super Bowl time.
     In today's New York Times readers will have the treat of seeing how the CIA (Center for International Assassinations) "Destroying Democracy One Country at a Time" now has taken to sending out five-person hit squads around the planet since the "Agency" has been on such a roll with its drone assassin mania. Just imagine those big palettes of $100 bills from the bloated "Black Ops" budget being lowered from so many huge helicopters that not even Dick Cheney's BlackDeath contractors can get their greedy little hands on them all.
     Anyone checked Cheney's IRS returns lately? Say perhaps the IRS? Cheney sure did very well financially for a public servant once he took the reins at the White House and ran it like Wall Street while Bush napped, tap-danced on the portico, or was just flown around the country and dumped at his ranch.
     Anyway, almost time to go back underground, so to get to the point the Ninth Amendment has a backlog of comments that have been published in the Times. We therefore hereby offer up the following unedited Times' published Ninth Amendment comment when someone other than Texas Idiot Liar Governor Rick "Payback" Perry still took him seriously.
Comment

waronnothing
October 12th, 2011
11:16 am
Thank you for your concise considered roundup of Tuesday night's latest Republican weekly debate showcasing a uniformly uninspiring cast of spent characters looking to replace Democrat President Obama. Naturally the 2012 Presidential election will be largely before President Obama even has had his fair chance of extricating the United States from the Republicans' most recent mind-boggling legacy of domestic and foreign disasters of historic proportions left behind as George "little shrub" Bush tap-danced off into the sunset and sped away in Air Force Pickup Truck One. Moreover the Republican debaters have enjoyed the soon-to-vanish benefit of Texas Governor Perry's debate participation by virtue of which all others present appear to border on genius level simply by virtue of demonstrating an ability to speak entire English phrases and sentences and to think in any language at all. The editorial staff of the Ninth Amendment log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com applauds this Times' piece's subtle understated humor revealing the obvious truth of Texas Governor Perry having "less and less to lose" as he "goes for broke" in what better State than, naturally, Nevada. As to what Texas Governor Perry has up his sleeve for his expected full-on "aggressive" comeback attempt in next week's episode other than a six-shooter from which his aides no doubt will remove any live rounds, one can only guess. So what are the odds on what that one might be?
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