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21 November 2014

BREAKING NEWS: ABC-TV Reports Maricopa County Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio To Sue President Of The United States Of America Barack Obama To Halt Executive Order Immigration Prosecutorial Discretion To Defer Deports

       Friday, 21 November 2014, PHOENIX, ARIZONA - Although neither GOPe'er John "He Da Bones" Boehner nor Rebotican Mitch "Barely Elected" McConnell have yet to articulate the grounds on which they are going to sue Dem-o-cat President Barack Obama ABC-TV News reports that Maricopa County Arizona Formerly Retired Sheriff Joe "Tent City" Arpaio in consultation with his deputy dog "brain trust and asset forfeiture division" has been first out of the gate to announce that he is suing President Barack Obama for something presumably related to immigration an area of law generally subject to federal jurisdiction.

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14 September 2014

Moron Sarah Palin Republican Icon Of Refined Intellect And Tea Party Pinnacle Of Class Along With Family Booted By Homeowners From Anchorage Snowmobilers' Gathering Upon Police Arrival After Starting Violent Brawl Leave In Stretch Hummer Making "Vulgar Gesture" And With Palin "Unleashing Rounds Of Porofanities"

       Sunday, 14 September 2014, ANCHORAGE, AL - The wave of publicly exposed GOP criminal conduct which appears to be sweeping Republican public figures nationwide reportedly may have turned violent and spread from the "outside" lower forty-eight and up to inside the "Last Frontier" where the Sarah Palin clan apparently was at the epicenter of an Anchorage private party brawl which allegedly began after Republican moron Sarah Palin's son Track Palin attacked a former boyfriend of moron Sarah Palin's daughter Willow. Former losing GOP Vice-Presidential John McCain running mate and former GOP Alaska Governor moron Sarah Palin's snowmobiler husband celebrating his birthday reportedly also joined the Palin-incited brawl along with other members of the Palin clain including daughter Bristol Palin. She too had begun throwing punches at the homeowner hosting the gathering when Anchorage Police arrived at the scene.
       Although no arrests were made at the scene of the Palin-incited melee Anchorage Police said the local prosecutor may still independently decide to press charges. The hosts of the snowmachiners' (Alaska speak for snowmobiles) as well as construction workers and other "longtime Alaskans" gathering ordered the violent Palin brawling family to leave the party. They then did so in their stretch Hummer limousine while son Track Palin made a vulgar gesture with GOP moron Sarah Palin also "unleashing rounds of profanities" back at the remaining gathering. The police reported that alcohol was believed to be involved in the incident. 
       Meanwhile it is not known if the incident will harm Republican moron Sarah Palin's chances of again running for Vice President should he not be imprisoned and decide to run again despite the debacle of his last campaign beside Republican lane-duck federally indicted Texas Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry. Perry was last known currently to be out of the country. Although he has killed at least one coyote "in defense of himself or his dog" with his laser-sighted six-shooter federally indicted on public corruption charges Perry facing a 99 year sentence has not yet otherwise been reported to have exhibited violent social tendencies in public gatherings. Interested readers may find further details in the New York Times article linked to below.


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22 June 2014

BREAKING NEWS: Pope Excommunicates Southern Italian Mafia From Roman Catholic Church Singling Out Calabrese Sicilian Families In Wake Of Mob Hit Of 3-Year-Old Earlier In Year

       Sunday, 22 June 2014, VATICAN CITY, ROME - The current Pope of the Roman Catholic Church brought in upon the resignation of the prior sitting Pope with whom he sometimes lunches via helicopter in the gardens of a Roman Catholic retreat south of Rome with the former Pope and their shared overwrought secretary where they discuss among other things addressing widespread endemic corruption in the Vatican exposed by a Papal investigation initiated by the former Pope who resigned upon learning the results said to involve historical child abuse and misconduct of Bishops before the Popes praying together giving one another deference in the chapel at that location with one wearing the Papal cape and the other wearing the Papal cap earlier today reportedly excommunicated the Calabrese and several Sicilian mafia families following the saying of Mass.
       Southern Italy Mafia groups frequent claims of holiness or goodness somehow associated with their activities to garner popular support were expressly disavowed today by the current Pope in Vatican City, who in fact formally excommunicated Sicilian mafia groups and families from the Roman Catholic Church with particular emphasis on the Calabrese and two other mafia groups. The Pope further took notice of the mafia "hit" of a three-year-old child in that region of Sicily earlier in the year which also apparently included the hit of an older man.
       Interested parties should consult other trusted news sources for developing information on the particular background and circumstances of these extraordinary actions by the Pope in Vatican City today after his saying Mass and later going out among the crowd in the square outside St. Peters Basilica at Vatican City.

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18 June 2014

Texas GOP Slate Mandatory 2014 "Secret Suicide Weapon" Platform Revealed Koch Brothers Alarmed Response Now Spend Another One-Third Billion Dollars More Nationally Desperately Grasping To Save Republicans Buying GOP Any Government Seats


Wednesday, 18 June 2014, AUSTIN, TX - The Republican Party Of Texas must be extremely desperate to extort even much more money than usual from the out-of-state "dark money" usurers and other persona non grata of every other state in the lower forty-eight, Hawaii and even Alaska sending special delivery by Tomahawk missiles for sale the unambiguous very very ugly message to all the dirty business mob and the rest of the carpetbagger Texas regulated community "donors" that it is time to ante up for real and pack the cash into every SuperPac that sounds like "For The Good Of Texans And Damn The Whores" because adopting a platform like the one below is playing hardball poker or better just make that Russian roulette. Don't mess with Texas (without paying up) or if you want to say "Made In The USA" you better learn to say "Hafa Adai" because you either are moving operations to Guam "Where America's Day Begins" or going to be dodging C-130's full of General Electric's ship containers of Japanese contaminated reactor water 1,000 times the rads of Hiroshima Mon Amour struggling to land on the tiny runway swerving between Johnston Atoll's mountains of death and the locals diving for cover carrying twin syringes of antidotes strapped on their thighs. One cannot make this material up.
Manny Garcia, Texas Democratic Party
To Me

Today at 10:10 AM
Dear Martin --
The Republican Party of Texas platform is finally out -- and it’s worse than we thought.
I’ve lived in Texas my whole life, and I have never seen something as out of step with Texas values as this 2014 GOP platform.
By enforcing this platform -- and all Republican candidates are required to enforce the entire platform -- Republicans will take our state backwards, harm Texas families and shut down our Texas economy.
Here’s some of the worst things Texas Republicans are responsible for implementing:
  • Greg Abbott promotes “reparative therapy” to “heal” Texans of their homosexual lifestyle.
  • Dan Patrick denies a woman’s right to choose, even in the case of rape or incest.
  • Comptroller candidate Glenn Hegar supports reducing funds to all levels of Texas education.
  • Attorney general candidate Ken Paxton favors the repeal of the Voting Rights Act and opposes nondiscrimination laws to protect all Texans.
  • Land Commissioner candidate George P. Bush wants to repeal in state tuition for children of immigrants.
  • And Railroad Commissioner candidate Ryan Sitton wants to repeal the minimum wage for Texas workers.
  • Agriculture Commissioner candidate Sid Miller believes there’s no conclusive evidence of climate change.
Martin, these guys are taking our state backwards. They are determined to undermine equal protection and equal opportunity in Texas.
We can’t let their toxic rhetoric corrupt our communities.
Thankfully, we have a solution to this problem -- electing more Texas Democrats to local, state and federal office. Donate $5 right now to ensure we elect more Texas Democrats:
Thank you.
EG
Manny Garcia
Communications Director, Texas Democratic Party  
 
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