Showing posts with label breaking news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label breaking news. Show all posts

28 November 2014

BREAKING NEWS: BLACK FRIDAY COMES WITH AUSTIN POLICE KILLING GUNMAN WEARING POSSIBLE I.E.D. WITH BOMB IN VEHICLE SHOOTING AT AUSTIN TEXAS POLICE HQ AFTER POSSIBLY TARGETING FEDERAL COURTHOUSE AND MEXICAN CONSULATE ALSO SCENE OF SHOOTING

       Friday, 28 November 2014, SAN MARCOS, TEXAS - The Ninth Amendment Austin, Texas bureau reports have since confirmed breaking news from CNN of a gunman or gunmen shooting about 2:22 a.m. CST at buildings in downtown Austin including Austin Police (APD) Headquarters in Austin, Texas. Live local television reports since confirm the police shooting death of one suspect outside APD Headquarters wearing a possible I.E.D. with another possible bomb in a nearby vehicle. Local residents are urged to avoid the area as an active crime scene. The gunman or gunmen are reported to have targeted at least three downtown buildings also including the federal courthouse and the Mexican consulate now also a reported shooting scene. After police closed interstate highway 35 in Austin in both directions for several hours most recent available information is that IH-35 has now been re-opened in one (unspecified) direction.

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11 September 2014

ISIS "Threat" To U.S. National Security Vastly Overblown Or Non-Existent Senior U.S. Counterterrorism And Intelligence Officials Assert Follows Month-Long Public Terror Fueled By Incessant CNN Other Media Repetitive Coverage Exploiting Same Isolated Events Such As Deeply Sick Beheading Of Two American Journalists

        Thursday, 11 September 2014, WASHINGTON, D.C. - Welcome to the new paradigm of "news" (acronym for North, East, West, South) courtesy most obviously of CNN where seemingly every item very effectively makes viewers feel compelled to be sure to return after (or hopefully sit entranced through) incessantly repetitive advertisers' brainwashing "breaks" for morbid fear that should viewers fail to be present for what the odds should have long ago taught them almost certainly just will be yet another exactly the same word-for-word image-for-image similarly "brainwashing" piece that previously has been aired (cabled or whatever) most likely several hundred times already in the past day other than perhaps with a slightly different introduction reflecting the winning personality of the host of the hour be it Wolf Blitzer, Anderson Cooper the man present at all places at all times, Don Lemon or whomever.
       After how many hundred airings does the same segment lose the status of "Breaking News" on CNN which with its ever-growing casual interpretation of the term now seems to blaze it across the bottom of the screen constantly for most anything along with the casual convenient repetition of the term "LIVE" even for items seen days before presumably based on the unlikely argument that CNN lacks the technical capability to remove the term "LIVE" from the piece even once it becomes untrue (immediately), and now in any case failing the above CNN it would seem has resorted to more or less denoting entire news shows as "Breaking News" or at the very least "Developing News" should CNN really not be able to come up with a straight face with anything else sounding more like the commercially invaluable imminent unfolding crisis of the moment.
       In any case as touched on in the below linked article in today's New York Times apart from the apparent commercial benefit to CNN of the above tactics unfortunately for example as in the case at hand of the repetitive flooding literally thousands of times of Americans' and the world's television screens with the same images of two deeply pathologically depraved ISIS beheadings of American journalists unfortunately this has the presumed effect of serving exactly the purpose of aspiring terrorists to panic viewers into absorbing these two incidents rather than isolated as into what then become in viewers' minds rather cumulatively into virtually thousands of separate acts greatly distorting the presumed reality of at least the present American situation including unfortunately vastly inflating any immediacy of any threat to hundreds of millions of Americans such that they mistakenly perceive this scant totally incomplete information as any kind of actual proof of a infinitely powerful ISIS of unlimited reach which senior American officials increasingly have come to conclude it is not.
       Admit it or not CNN thus becomes the necessary tool of the vast dissemination of the gratification of distortions of a propaganda machine which without CNN would be essentially non-existent. Having stated this the Ninth Amendment editorial board however emphasizes it is appropriate, necessary and essential to expose such atrocities most widely to the extent that it makes a nation and its people accurately informed, rightly on guard and justly enraged at the sheer unmitigated evil which has been perpetrated against its citizens although this should not extend to the counterproductive fostering of uncontrolled terror which ultimately interferes with people's ability to adopt the most rational and lethally effective strategies in response.
       Readers in no way should interpret this as a downplaying of the significance of known horrific acts of heinous murders of Americans be it of a couple or hundreds by ISIS and most especially all kidnapping, torture and/or murder of innocent human beings who moreover as journalists have with their families and loved ones made huge personal sacrifices and risked their lives every day exercising their rights of free speech and the press in the extreme so that all of us comfortably at home in safety may stay informed of vital developments the world over that inform our opinions and help properly guide our governments' policies every day. These journalists are heroes and be it the work of special forces or whomever those who commit these abominations must be hunted down like rabid dogs and should they make it out alive be tried as the war and/or genocidal human rights criminals mass murdering terrorists that they are.
       The proof of this effect on Americans is addressed more extensively for interested readers in the New York Times article linked to below which documents the huge shift in public opinion on the threat of ISIS in the past month not only among a vulnerable population of average Americans but extending to those in serious government leadership positions as well. Most notably Secretary of Defense Chuck Hagel apparently has been caught up in the hysteria although President Obama has refrained from describing the ISIS threat to American domestic national security as "imminent".
       However on reading the article in its entirety readers may draw comfort or not depending on their assessment of the individuals involved from the fact that current and former top U.S. counterterrorism, intelligence and Homeland Security officials including those with vast Al Qaeda experience in no uncertain terms in most cases describe the present ISIS threat to U.S. national security as "non-existent" or virtually so. In fact the main concern of many now is to "tamp down" the media-manipulated "terror" of United States citizenry such that decision-makers may step back and give thoughtful and deep consideration to actions which as we long ago have learned could lead to all kinds of unintended consequences including some that are more dangerous in many complex ways ultimately to U.S. regional and national security interests than those the U.S. actually would achieve by "eradicating" ISIS. This could be expected experts say also to lay the groundwork (or rather trap) for another "yearslong" U.S. combat presence in the Middle East just at the time the U.S. finally had hoped to extricate itself from some of the remaining vestiges of the Cheney-Bush debacle which started in a matter of hours but has taken well over a decade to even come close to ending.
       Perhaps most telling an omen it has come to the attention of the Ninth Amendment's editorial board that Dick "Pigheart" Cheney whom sources frankly believed was dead (as in not just the walking kind either) has in past days made a very rare appearance before a closed-door group of House Republicans whom he urged not to walk away from the Middle East but encouraged increased involvement without specifically mentioning ISIS. Any advice comes from Dick "Pigheart" Cheney after his head spins and he emits green projectile vomit and in our humble opinion it is time to run, not walk, as far as possible from anything he recommends or anywhere he goes, especially in which he participates or offers the services of one of his latest renamed gang of mercenaries, felons and as yet unconvicted (or escaped) criminal killers and murderers from whose serious misdeeds he stands to profit whether by more atrocities and murders or just another tired scheme to rip off the United States Government from which he already has profited so handsomely. Luckily in this case the Republican group reportedly humored him with his meeting but at least publicly said they paid his words little heed indeed.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/09/11/world/middleeast/struggling-to-gauge-isis-threat-even-as-us-prepares-to-act.html?hp&action=click&pgtype=Homepage&version=HpBlogHeadline&module=first-column-region&region=top-neaws&WT.nav=top-news&_r=w

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09 September 2013

BREAKING HACKER TERRORNEWS: KILL MICROSOFT WINDOWS GADGETS NOW! Microsoft Pleads For Restraint As Alarm Sounds On Its Vast Apocalyptic Gadget Promotion Blunder Shakes Windows On The World -- Windows 7 And Vista Users Battle Disguised Evil "Handy" Gadgets As Midnight Hackers Threaten Takeover Of Readers Entire Computers

     Monday, 9 July 2013, SEATTLE - In what must be the equivalent of a seven-alarm fire at Microsoft WindowQuarters faithful readers you heard it first HERE on THE NINTH AMENDMENT LOG THAT NEVER SLEEPS. Yes direct from the Windows "Gadget" alert which just came screaming out lighting up the Ninth Amendment's "homefield" 100 yard wide ceiling-mounted plasma computer monitor, anti-gravitational waterbed (with matching Plasma Lava (trademark) lamps gratis) and of course TV screen: (to get the REAL news -- yes they have all lost what was left of their minds (everything, Ha! Ha!) at FOX-TV "where the NEWS beats the facts into submission and IT LOOKS LIKE ROMNEY HAS WON FLORIDA! OR RATHER OHIO! AGAIN! FOR THE SECOND TIME IN ONE NIGHT! AND HE IS NOT WASTING ANY TIME NOR MOaNEY AS HE STRAPS THE FAMILY PETS TO THE ROOF OF THE SUBURBAN FOR THsdfE LONG DRIVE TO THE WHITE HOUSE!).
     Faithful readers where it looks like a BIG ONE we encourage a little direct focus on the OFFICIAL SOURCE of SECURITY PATCHED, where Bill Gates "the man" himself actually is pulled feet first straight out of retirement and directly from bed feet first (screaming for his glasses) before a bunch of YA-HOOS possibly assembled far underground somewhere deep in Scandinavia where by Larry Ellison, the ghost of Steve Jobs and whoever makes the most money on Microsoft option "puts" in early trading they watch the WINDOWS BEHEMOTH sputter and spark as the GADGETS come to life like the sleeping soldiers of "The Manchurian Candidate"!
      Bill we warned you they would spoil another "grand vision" those creepy sneaky little hackers. They took our happy happy little gadgets, did not follow a SINGLE ONE of the DIRECTIONS, and started them crawling all around inside our financial statements and pictures of the birthday party at the theme park and even Dad's encrypted "Private Affairs" file now heading straight for the CONTROL PANEL and, in the words copyright Frank Zappa, with "newspapers wrapped around their heads" leaving nothing in their wake but a "trail of foam and goo".
       Well readers we will not steal all the net space here but do encourage visits to the Microsoft site and/or confirmed authentic destinations of those more knowledgeable whom we are sure will want to check the details with someone who sleeps more BUT GETS LESS NEWS than us. Yes last we recall we were faithfully on our Firefox browser just cranking it up with our seventeen conflicting antivirus antibadware spanking new programs (complete with extra "Express Install" goodies) safely settled in we thought for a couple of hours with all 13,000 updates and plug-ins duly installed before the next round began.
       That is it for you little hackers we are gassing up and pulling the ripcords on the Weedeaters (trademark) going straight for the computer cables first to make sure everything is properly and safely unplugged, taking the whole computer out on the bocce court and dousing it with homemade napalm (five parts styrofoam to one part gasoline) with a case of EXTRA BIG SIZE RAID ROACH AND HACKER KILLER. Go get them Bill, go, go, go flying off in your Blackhawk still wearing your PAC-MAN pajamas. Get 'em, BILL, get 'em.
        And so not to forget to replace them with their replacement APPs, out in stores EARLY tomorrow along with the GOLD-PLATED EDITION of post-GADGET Windows number De-Luxe (we told you years ago "XP" was not a number -- those letters like "P" are expressly the domain of the pharmaceutical carnival hawkers turned "campaign donors" looking for just one little extension on that patent right there like it says in the Constitution). Anyway, that is a wrap from Ninth Amendment world central. "It is 4 A.M., do you know where your children are?" (Yes, same as always safely upstairs "chatting" on their new certified kids-safe social network "MeanTeen" eyes glued on their monster-screens pretend-hacking our "family computer" with their modified Ataris. . . . ) Just kidding.
        Go go go get those nasty GADGETS!!! From the newsroom that never sleeps this has and will be Big M and the entire NINTH AMENDMENT WORLD SUPPORT TEAM -WE NEVER SLEEP, SO YOU CAN TRY! Just work on that bruxism, would you?

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10 May 2013

BREAKING NEWS: Create Untraceable Handguns On 3-D Public Copy Machines As Revealed By California Lawmaker

     Friday, 10 May 2013, SACRAMENTO - A California state lawmaker yesterday was broadcast by television news channels revealing that untraceable fully operational handguns may be manufactured by individuals on 3-D copy machines using blueprints made publicly available earlier this week on the internet. The lawmaker further revealed that one such 3-D copy machine capable of producing the handguns without any effective background or other checks is available for public use at the Sacramento public library.  Interested readers should conduct further research on this initial report using their favored search engines.
     The editorial board of the Ninth Amendment reports this as BREAKING NEWS in a matter of serious public interest and no endorsement or other editorial comment is intended nor should be inferred at this time.

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