SFPD Critically Shoot One Man "Imagined" To Have Gun As Well As Man "Believed" To Be His Target

     Tuesday, 9 April 2013 - SAN FRANCISCO - Zealous San Francisco police called out of their police bunker in the somewhat gentrified Mission District of this city apparently came out with guns blazing late Sunday night firing off what would be expected to be hollow-nosed rounds into a group directly across the street from their Mission Station when the SFPD allegedly imagined a man aiming a firearm at another which turned out to be an air gun. Perhaps seeking to outdo the NYPD which readers may recall last year mowed down many completely innocent New Yorkers walking and window-shopping on the sidewalks in the vicinity of the landmark Empire State Building the SFPD also quickly convinced San Franciscans who were not hit it was time to dive for the pavement.
     Latest reports to the Ninth Amendment's Bay Area bureau confirm that SFPD officers in fact critically wounded a man not with a gun but an air gun which they emphatically educated members of the press can shoot pellets when loaded with air. It is not believed to be the official policy of the SFPD also to shoot persons at whom the SFPD believe imagined guns are being pointed, but in this case the SFPD also did hitting the putative target as well apparently with hollow-nosed rounds quickly making him into an actual target who at last reports also was hospitalized in extremely critical condition along with the possible air shooter.
     Involved officer(s) nevertheless reportedly have been suspended regardless of Department policy for attempting to kill victims as well as perpetrators. Some citizens reportedly expressed concern if it was just a case of remarkably poor marksmanship and judgment rather than policy it nevertheless was disheartening and frightening to experience it enthusiastically practiced amidst groups of citizens. Readers may internet search the Mission District police for other perhaps troubling incidents such as SFPD's shooting a man several times in the back there and killing him a couple years ago. 
     The Ninth Amendment does not have access to the most recent information on the police shooting victims' conditions and/or survival and families, friends and interested others are urged of course directly to contact proper medical authorities for this information. Hollow-nosed bullets of late have been an issue in the forefront of the San Francisco political scene where the city council has been deciding whether ordinary citizens should be permitted to buy or possess them in the city.
     Medical personnel at hospitals such as the city's major trauma San Francisco General Hospital confirm that the hollow-nosed bullet which is designed to mushroom splatter immediately upon entering a human's tissue causes maximum lethal damage by making nearly every hit either extremely critical or catastrophically deadly by expanding exponentially in the human body tearing out tissue, blood vessels, bones, organs including much of the brain in head shots as the bullets rapidly expand pancaking into gaping exit wounds.
     Proponents of the hollow-nosed bullets argue they are actually much safer than a bullet with a "full metal jacket" which can pass through targeted humans but not necessarily immediately stop them and furthermore then continue on for some distance through, for example, bystanders even at some distance and structures such as building exterior and apartment walls into neighboring units. Unfortunately as demonstrated apparently in the SFPD's frenzied Sunday night shooting the theory of the "safer" hollow-nosed bullet does not hold true for anyone when it causes maximum life-threatening damage in persons shot wrongly, recklessly, negligently and/or accidentally.
     The Ninth Amendment wishes to emphasize that information on the incident is still developing. As always our hearts go out to all those possibly killed or injured without just cause and of course their families, loved ones and friends. Individuals with particular concerns should contact appropriate authorities. Finally the Ninth Amendment emphasizes that no final hearing has been initiated on any of the officer-involved shootings and whatever the outcome does not reflect on the SFPD as a whole. However as of this time the available reports do not sound encouraging as to the conduct of those involved and the consequences quite possibly sickeningly tragic for all involved including for the entire San Francisco community..

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Obama San Francisco Fly-By Courts Rich Demos Supports Pelosi Calls For Dumping Boehner

     Friday, 5 April 2013, SEA CLIFF, SAN FRANCISCO - President Obama Wednesday reportedly made a fund-raising trip to this exclusive San Francisco enclave perhaps best known as the home of actor Robin Williams. Obama reportedly did not hold a fundraiser at Mr. Williams home nor did he apparently take time to visit the nude beach below nor pay homage to the late Dr. Hunter S. Thompson at Dr. Thompson's relatively nearby beloved Seal Rock Inn. President Obama reportedly buttressed efforts of ActBlue which has successfully raised large amounts of internet donations for the Democratic National Congressional Campaign Committee to counter Republican "Boner" Boehner's fundraising efforts among the small handful of billionaires who actually conspire to keep the Republican party afloat by relentlessly scheming to devise new manipulative strategies to trick mainstream Americans (the other 99.9%) through lies and deception mostly via blitz television advertising into believing that Republicans have anything to offer them except lives of misery, poverty, lousy public education and nutrition, and large-scale incarceration.
     For more on these topics the Ninth Amendment recommends Nobel Prize winning New York Times columnist  Professor Paul Krugman who reportedly writes for the publication without remuneration while also serving as Professor of Economics at Princeton University. Ironically Princeton University's Woodrow Wilson School also serves as the country's major breeding ground for top CIA "officials".
     President Obama reportedly focused his San Francisco fundraising efforts on exclusive fundraising remarks at the homes of other Sea Cliff billionaires where he spoke on the need to knock the Republicans out of the House of Representatives and restore Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House so that he could actually get something done rather than deal with the moronic Tea Party crowd busily destroying what remains of the Republican Party (not really a party, more like a crack rave being the drug introduced to the United States by, yes of course, the CIA as long ago documented at length in the Los Angeles Times to finance its as usual ill-conceived and incidentally illegal Contra operation).
     Obama joked apparently that he could not see the Golden Gate Bridge from the rich people's houses until he was reminded that San Francisco is often enveloped in fog as it reportedly was that evening. As to why Obama then went on to make some perhaps off-color remark is unknown and merits further investigation. The President furthermore refrained from mentioning the much-hated Keystone XL Canada-to-Gulf of Mexico pipeline tar sands proposed super-pollution project. (As Texas Democratic Chair Hinjosa repeatedly has attempted to point out to Idiot Texas Governor Perry, jobs and cheap energy do not mean much to people when they are all dead.)
     As Obama's motorcade sped off through San Francisco's "Tenderloin" environmental protestors were kept at a distance by San Francisco Police. Republican protestors reportedly had already left leaving at most a hundred to two hundred, apparently scared off by the light rain which reportedly had begun to fall or threatened to fall.

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