Showing posts with label Perry dirty air. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Perry dirty air. Show all posts

02 November 2011

Perry "Phony Fear Factor" (per Krugman) and Do Not Split Those Tens, Goodfellas

     Tuesday, 1 November 2011, LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - "Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas" readers. Recommended films include "Goodfellas" (re New York Lufthansa heist, largest heist in history), "Casino" (what else, the mid-West mob discovers Nevada), readers' film recommendations are welcome while readers still are reminded to avoid reading FREE UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL EDITION CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".
     The fact for the day is that readers who split tens at a blackjack table with other players who have money bet on the table better be very large or ready to run fast. The hidden fact for the day is that readers back at the casino after a long break or who have never played at one ever before should not sit at a table with a lone player without asking permission. Furthermore, when re-learning or learning basic blackjack strategy, as the case may be, it is ALWAYS okay to ask the dealer and other players what to do when unsure, as in stand, hit, split, double, NEVER insurance, etc.
     Most casinos will either provide a free basic blackjack strategy chart or allow players to bring their own, which if not available for free from the pit boss or "training table" may be purchased from the casino or other bookstore, or simply printed for free from the internet Google search "basic blackjack strategy chart" for free printing. Even with perfect basic strategy the odds are always in the favor of "the House". That is, readers will lose to the extent that the laws of probability prevail. 
     The above information is provided as a public service for those seeking ENTERTAINMENT for which they are willing to pay. The Ninth Amendment neither claims expertise nor presumes to have expertise in play of the game of blackjack, but simply offers this post because THIS IS THE LOG THAT DOES ITS BEST TO ALWAYS BRING FRESH MATERIAL TO ITS READERS EXCEPT WHEN SIMPLY NOT POSSIBLE UNDER REASONABLE CIRCUMSTANCES. This post also happens to segue into the below comment.
      The below comment by Little L was published in the digital New York Times approximately a month ago in response to a piece published in the Times as to the advisability of joining Texas Idiot Liar Governor Rick "Payback" Perry in his quest for the United States Presidency. Now about a month later the present estimated percentage of Iowa voters supporting the former "frontrunner" Democrat-turned-"Republican for sale" Perry  in the upcoming Iowa caucuses is a staggering 7%. Yes, that is correct, seven percent estimated support for Perry, the Idiot who turned freefall into crash-and-burn. Time to go kill a coyote and secure that duct tape over his mouth, leaving nostrils open for breathing Texas' dirtiest air in the Nation.
Comment:
Comment #80.
September 30th, 2011
12:07 pm
Double Down. Split tens. What's next? The Ninth Amendment Log would like to know if it wishes to sit at this table.
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01 October 2011

Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry Claims Clean Air Credit, Scorns EPA

     Saturday, 1 October 2011, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Hello readers. The Ninth Amendment repeats please do not READ UNLIMITED FREE CONTENT FROM THE DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". The post below  published in the digital Times here appears verbatim in response to a past Friday Times column on Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's newly reported characteristic misleading, dishonest and lying claims of all credit for himself for his non-existent "leading" role in cleaning Texas' air which is the Nation's dirtiest
     The fact for the day is that Idiot Texas Governor Rick "Payback" Perry singles out his exemplary leading credit for cleaning Texas' air by highlighting the reduction of nitrous oxide emissions.
      The hidden fact for the day is that nitrous oxide "laughing" gas is an essentially inert chemical compound for healthy humans provided it is administered with sufficient amounts of oxygen to breathe. (THIS INFORMATION PROVIDED BY OUR BARBER NEITHER OFFERS NOR PURPORTS TO OFFER PROFESSIONAL NOR EXPERT HEALTH AND/OR MEDICAL ADVICE WHICH MUST BE SOUGHT FROM KNOWN RELIABLE SOURCES).
      Generally not identified as a most pressing air pollution nor global warming contributor laughing gas popularly has been accepted as safe to use (for example for some time by dentists) since at least its early use in the 18th century by the Joseph Priestly Society for purposes of spiritual enlightenment or positive mind expansion by appropriate persons.
      Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry is not yet known to have claimed full credit for any reductions nor increases in the use of Novocaine although were he "fairly compensated, and I don't mean $5,000" by the oral health industry he presumably would mandate Novocaine for everyone as legally required, except the many uninsured adults and children who do not need it because they cannot pay and very rich Perry donors in Texas who tell him no and go to dental hygienists.
      The dumb humor for the day is that it takes no Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perrys to screw in a light bulb as this service is/will be provided by "aides" while he is busy stuffing cash in his pockets, trying to speed-learn English, or it is done instead by his prison handlers as the case may be.

Comment:
     Heartening that Governor Perry is back on the warpath either lying or attempting English speech as he slams the final nails into his coffin. Former Democrat turned Republican and Gore supporter turned secessionist Perry now claims credit for cleaning Texas' air (the dirtiest in the Nation) which he has fought every step of the way. The Ninth Amendment log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com wishes to remind (or inform, as the case may be) Governor Perry that people who cannot breathe die which means they do not need jobs.