Showing posts with label Texas governor idiot Perry. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Texas governor idiot Perry. Show all posts

09 November 2011

"Occupy CIA" Planned Not To Occur Friday 11 November 2011. 37,000 Foot Mean Altitude Stops Times Columnist From Providing Readers With Free Words? Perry Externs Last Post

     Wednesday, 9 November 2011, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Welcome back readers. Please do not read unlimited free digital New York Times content with free Firefox browsers set to "private browsing". This post actually was written most recently in early October. The Ninth Amendment editorial staff and global bureaus never went to the CIA headquarters nor has the Ninth Amendment ever even heard of the CIA, so-called "drones", or the "Occupy CIA Headquarters" event set for a birthday party this Friday.

     The following post actually is the next one written before all of the above never happened. The Ninth Amendment believes the comment below never was published verbatim in response to favorite Times' columnist Professor Paul Krugman who called in sick because he would be flying around at a median altitude of 37,000 feet. Professor Krugman later admitted to the Times enforcement division that he had made up his excuse note.

Comment

Even with your major focus of late on economics sometimes quite detailed recently and in the past we find the obvious continuous eager interest and anticipation of your many readers to affirm the true gift of your talent, temperament, diversity of compelling thought and of course superb writing contributions. We at the Ninth Amendment log today only are left to wonder how one could achieve a MEDIAN altitude of 37,000 feet for a day presumably in a passenger aircraft, sir. Will you be circling the Earth? Do you work out of Area 51?

(This post the last to be written by Ninth Amendment externs in Texas Liar Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's English as a 10th language class and rodeo.)

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06 November 2011

Get Free Internet, Free Internet For The People, More Free Things

     Sunday, 6 November 2011, SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH - Do not come here to buy beer. Hello patient readers. Thank you for waiting albeit perhaps in temporarily waning numbers for the editorial board and assembled global bureau staffs of the Ninth Amendment to come up for air as we continue the circuitous trek to the CIA's "apparent" Langley, Virginia headquarters via Baja California and Belize. First the usual admonition not to read unlimited free digital content of the New York Times simply by readers' setting free Firefox browsers to "Private Browsing".
     The fact for the day is that it is this year's end of daylight savings time right about now so readers in most places should be setting BACK their clocks except maybe in Arizona also the "State That Refused To Recognize Martin Luther King, Jr. Day" while keeping up Arizona's steady assault against the last vestiges of the United States Constitution. Why did they want to be a State anyway? And who would want to be in Arizona except perhaps some faithful Ninth Amendment readers who are waiting out the Alaska winter?
     Or perhaps folks who would like Arizona drivers' licenses that expire only once about every quarter century so readers can drive until they are around 112 years old. Just be sure to get your car registered in Texas as it costs usually well under $100 a year in Texas Liar Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's "business and pollution state" and (we are told) can be registered under a trust in Texas or most states which therefore does not reveal the actual owner's name. THIS IS NOT INTENDED NOR OFFERED AS LEGAL ADVICE. READERS PLEASE GET PROFESSIONAL LEGAL ADVICE IF INTERESTED.
     The Alaska fact for the day is that Ninth Amendment readers too can be Alaska state residents. Much of the Ninth Amendment staff who has resided in Rabbit, Alaska down the road from Chickaloon, Alaska knows that car registration although not so cheap as Texas includes Alaska's most excellent "The Frontier State" license plate or other plates including the United States' winning national license plate of gold miners climbing the Chilkoot Pass by our dear friend the outstanding artist Kathy Sarns.
       Simply by living in the State of Alaska for six months plus one day annually one becomes an Alaska resident who then starting after the following year (of paying no state income tax) receives their share each Fall of about $2,000 interest from the Alaska Permanent Fund for every man, woman and child resident. Free 40 acre "homesteads" alas are a thing of the past unless perhaps one is willing to commit to several years in very remote area without roads and accessed only by foot, snow machine, helicopter, or airplane.
     Now for the much awaited hidden fact for the day. Readers can in most places easily get free internet high-speed service (provided of course that it is meant to be free) simply by plugging a router adapter manufactured by companies such as 2Wire and Linksys into the (higher-speed) USB port in readers' computers (located in the front of most desktops), downloading some wireless software from any router and scanning for unencrypted WIFI signals or by using VPN or Google's Bay Area encryption wireless technology although distribution is limited.
     The Ninth Amendment does not purport to be "techies" of any type, but luckily we have found by plugging simple phrases into a search engine such as Google, say "weak WIFI signal", readers should find all the answers they need to most any  question. (Such as "How do I make my semi Automatic Kalashnikov 1947 into a fully ...?" or "How does the CIA make bug drones? How do I make one?". Readers get the picture . Back to free internet, the cheapest place we have found to buy adapters? Goodwill- about $5. (Color televisions - about $2, but remember you must "Kill your television").
     Readers must be careful as with unencrypted signals sensitive personal information should not be sent over wireless internet -- also hackers set up "FREE" WIFI hotspots with an intermediary passive computer to pick up unwary readers' sensitive information such as bank account, credit card, password information, etc.
     It seems to be more or less like with the Feds and phones. The Feds and States thanks to historical Supreme Court precedent today only still need search warrants for corded telephone tapping. The Supreme Court has been only too happy to allow the State or anyone with money to spend at Radio Shack to listen in all it wants WITH NO WARRANT on anyone else's cell phone, portable phone, and so on. And most recently the Court has even eaten away at the corded telephone conversation protection, allowing "roving" taps as the Court just drools (literally, like Mr. Justice Thomas sleeping on his bare mattress with his huge stack of Playboys) at the chance to do away with the requirement of "probable cause" altogether.

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF ABBIE HOFFMAN
                                             AND TO THE DIGGERS
        ("FREE" STORE AT THE CORNER OF PAGE AND ASHBURY)


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01 October 2011

Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry Claims Clean Air Credit, Scorns EPA

     Saturday, 1 October 2011, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Hello readers. The Ninth Amendment repeats please do not READ UNLIMITED FREE CONTENT FROM THE DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". The post below  published in the digital Times here appears verbatim in response to a past Friday Times column on Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's newly reported characteristic misleading, dishonest and lying claims of all credit for himself for his non-existent "leading" role in cleaning Texas' air which is the Nation's dirtiest
     The fact for the day is that Idiot Texas Governor Rick "Payback" Perry singles out his exemplary leading credit for cleaning Texas' air by highlighting the reduction of nitrous oxide emissions.
      The hidden fact for the day is that nitrous oxide "laughing" gas is an essentially inert chemical compound for healthy humans provided it is administered with sufficient amounts of oxygen to breathe. (THIS INFORMATION PROVIDED BY OUR BARBER NEITHER OFFERS NOR PURPORTS TO OFFER PROFESSIONAL NOR EXPERT HEALTH AND/OR MEDICAL ADVICE WHICH MUST BE SOUGHT FROM KNOWN RELIABLE SOURCES).
      Generally not identified as a most pressing air pollution nor global warming contributor laughing gas popularly has been accepted as safe to use (for example for some time by dentists) since at least its early use in the 18th century by the Joseph Priestly Society for purposes of spiritual enlightenment or positive mind expansion by appropriate persons.
      Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry is not yet known to have claimed full credit for any reductions nor increases in the use of Novocaine although were he "fairly compensated, and I don't mean $5,000" by the oral health industry he presumably would mandate Novocaine for everyone as legally required, except the many uninsured adults and children who do not need it because they cannot pay and very rich Perry donors in Texas who tell him no and go to dental hygienists.
      The dumb humor for the day is that it takes no Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perrys to screw in a light bulb as this service is/will be provided by "aides" while he is busy stuffing cash in his pockets, trying to speed-learn English, or it is done instead by his prison handlers as the case may be.

Comment:
     Heartening that Governor Perry is back on the warpath either lying or attempting English speech as he slams the final nails into his coffin. Former Democrat turned Republican and Gore supporter turned secessionist Perry now claims credit for cleaning Texas' air (the dirtiest in the Nation) which he has fought every step of the way. The Ninth Amendment log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com wishes to remind (or inform, as the case may be) Governor Perry that people who cannot breathe die which means they do not need jobs.