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25 August 2013

Ninth Amendment Defies Experts Screams To Top Of Charts New Keywords HAARP, Denver Airport Swastika, Qaddafi Shell Casing, F-35 $1 Trillion, Snowden Stumps NSA

     Sunday, 25 August 2013, YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK - First and foremost our hearts go out to all living beings threatened by the Yosemite National Park blaze including any and all scattered landowners grandfathered or otherwise in the vicinity of the historic park first named as a "National Monument" by President Theodore Roosevelt. The fire has been deemed enough of a threat to the water supply of San Francisco stored in Hetch Hetchy Reservoir that California Governor Jerry Brown had at last reports available to the Ninth Amendment log called a state of emergency.
     Hetch Hetchy Dam was constructed in the early years of the 20th Century over the lifelong protestations of naturalist and foremost friend of the Earth John Muir who as chronicled in an outstanding PBS (yes another bane of the "Modern" Republican Party) television documentary recounting the historic visit of Theodore Roosevelt (himself a Republican) to Yosemite Valley at which visit he eschewed his planned state dinner at the Ahwautaukee Lodge and instead spent the night speaking with and sleeping in sleeping bags beneath the great rock walls of Yosemite Valley beside the great naturalist John Muir.
     This story is here revisited from an earlier post a couple years back on this log which recounts the great coup of President Theodore Roosevelt which followed. Apparently completely in awe of the natural wonder to which he awoke President Roosevelt experienced a cathartic moment in which the realization overtook him that the transcendent natural beauty of the land of the country, his and John Muir's country that he saw stretching in all directions was not something to be conceptualized as some transitory possession as might be consistent with the prevalent robber baron views of the time.
     What stood before the two men was the representation of a sacred trust they held not just to a few or perhaps even the citizens of a single country, but rather an enduring timeless part of the Earth to which they held a sacred duty to preserve for all peoplekind. In any case the "coup" which unfolded in the furious following months was unparalleled in history. The emboldened and inspired President Theodore Roosevelt returned aglow to Washington, D.C. and in a some might call sleight of hand that bordered on the magical or mystical convinced the United States Congress to bestow upon the President alone the power under the enacted "National Antiquities Act" to with maps of the United States in hand with the stroke of a pencil (we believe he however used a pen) "suggested" a remarkable collection of "National Monuments" to forever be preserved and saved from the petty and transitory destruction of commercial pillage.
     Before the United States Congress knew what had hit it President Theodore Roosevelt had used the presumably modest powers of the Act to mark off reasonably restrained preserves around the country the President instead with the guidance of John Muir and others had with great strokes of his pen forever (one hoped) marked off wide swaths of land in places near and far and encompassing the most spectacular lands of the Country for designation as National Monuments which later were to become the very heart of this Nation's National Park System.
     Alas John Muir did NOT succeed in his one greatest quest to save Hetch Hetchy from being dammed and the valley which the naturalist described unbelievably as being even MORE breathtaking, spectacular, and beautiful than its parallel Yosemite Valley was indeed dammed to satisfy the commercial interests of the burgeoning city of San Francisco. John Muir is said never to have recovered from this most terrible blow and to have then carried for the relatively few more years that he survived to his grave. To this day people still speak of undoing the damage and removing the damn.     
     The agricultural and other interests say impossible. Curiously to this day San Francisco is said to waste far more precious pristine Sierra Mountain water each morning just watering Golden Gate Park with virgin water than ALL such water (carefully reclaimed) used by its supposedly rapacious neighbor to the south, Los Angeles, the City of the Angels.  
     Well darn the Ninth Amendment editorial board has really wandered afar this time. To those readers who have held on the past couple of days and nights we have been in the midst of a GRAND EXPERIMENT. Rather than merely an onslaught of algorithms, keywords, megatrends, search optimizations and so on of which we know, well, very little at this point the Ninth Amendment Log instead has attempted to attract a growing readership (somewhat disturbed shall we say by untoward events of  recent weeks past) amongst its worldwide audience by presenting merely a bit of hopefully decent and interesting writing.
     Surprise! The scheme in the past days would appear actually to have worked as amidst some of our usual digressions we have stuck more or less faithfully to the interesting and even to some intriguing secrets of the profession of Private Investigator. With neither compensation nor remuneration of any kind we have shared as "fair comment" portions of "The Private Investigator's Handbook" by Chuck Chambers, P.I. So after all this it only seems fair that we continue on here for those still with us with a few tidbits from Chapter Eight, "How To Shake A Tail". Particularly as Mr. Chambers seems to have specifically connected these bits to his concern for the safety of women. To wit (per Mr. Chambers):
   
     o   Number of reported stalking cases in the United States each year:  1,006,970

     o    Number of women battered yearly:  6,000,000

     o    Percentage of murdered women each year killed by a current or former spouse:  52

     o    Percentage of clients who come to me because they want to avoid being followed:   3

     Readers of the Ninth Amendment first are referred to previous posts of the past couple days which by inference clearly suggest certain ways to shake a vehicular tail.

     -     The first Make a U-Turn readers may remember is to head for the nearest four-lane highway and make a u-turn there. "After a short distance, maneuver to the left lane and look for the first available break in the median strip where you can safely do a u-turn. Naturally you're looking for any vehicle that makes the same u-turn behind you". As Mr. Chambers says the other car faces a dilemma, and either you've made the tail and/or discouraged them for today.

     -     The second readers will remember is to Head for a Dead-End, one of the "best methods" according to Mr. Chambers unless of course one thinks "there is any element of danger involved". Once the tail follows you into the dead-end street, go into the last residence and pull into the driveway. You now have the tail in a bottleneck and can put your car in reverse and head back out the street. "At this point, you're in a position where you can either confront the person or you can fall in behind him or her and take their tag number. The predator has to pass within a few feet."
            "Your tail knows the jig is up, and with the tag number you can identify who the driver is. If the tag comes back a licensed PI" call your lawyer.

     -     Technique three is Residential Turns which requires paying attention. "If you make three consecutive turns in a residential area and the same car is still behind you, the chances are you're under surveillance. Make a u-turn to shake the tail."

     -     Techniques four, five and six we will simply name and leave to our readers to pursue should they wish. They are: Left Turns, For Sale Sign (Get Ahead Out of Sight Pull Into For Sale Driveway Lie Across Front Seat And Let Tail Pass Which Will Make Most PIs Give Up After About Ten Minutes, next is The Yellow Light which we will bet our readers can figure out if they can gauge their speed then leave the tail at a red, next is Look For A Second Tail, and Finally Is Collect Evidence Of A Tail When Safe To Do So.

     Finally finally from your editorial board at the Ninth Amendment the recently repeated reminder has of late unfortunately become important again -- young women DO NOT STOP for apparent police marked or unmarked lights or no lights up top on dash whatever in ANY kind of an isolated area. Proceed to a nearby police station if you know where one is otherwise calmly continue until you are in a VERY WELL LIT AND VERY OCCUPIED PLACE. When in doubt ALWAYS USE YOUR CELL PHONE FOR 9-1-1 IN OR OUT OF YOUR SERVICE AREA, YOU WILL BE CONNECTED AND NOT HAVE TO PAY.
    
     Remember keep your car moving until you are sure as sure can be you are safe, and never, ever, let anyone get you off of the street into a vehicle. Tear out their eyes and scream bloody murder. Did we say that? Well we must have meant it.

     Now let us continuing growing the audience readership, what do our readers say? Sorry but at this point we will just keep those extra keywords in the title until next times, when there are always more topics to turn to, always more stories to tell, always more things to learn. Knowledge is power. POW!

     Stick around here, and we are going to tell our readers how to get the best education money can buy, absolutely for free. Promise. God Bless America where anyone can still go to the Best Boarding Schools, Harvard, Yale, Princeton, the Best Law Schools, yeiks they really can, and we will tell you how we did (without even getting arrested -- in most cases!) Or readers can spend a trillion dollars for a bunch of airplanes. If anyone would care to fly them, that is.9

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01 July 2013

Doing The Thomas Pynchon Misinformation Disinformation Do It Again Prism Prison Tango For The NSA, CIA, FBI, DEA, Secret Service, Office of Naval Intelligence, MI5, KGB (Just "KEYWORDS" Who Cares) GooGoo Twit-R Facelog Bam-Bam-Obama-Bo-Bama Leg Iron Shuffle

      Monday, 1 July 2013, BEIJING - Hello readers sorry about all the mail we externs have been getting behind on these days. But who can keep track of all those p.o. box keys and renewals and everything anyway. No worries about the headline just some drunk tech yuppie left his algorithms and his mePhone 9 when we dragged him out of the street over his protests, last thing we saw of him he went screaming off toward the bad part of town trailing one hundred dollar bills.
     Now what about the daily posts that sometimes appear to come out only, well, not every day? All we can say is we cannot be responsible for the entire world wide web. We duly send off the pigeons each morning (sometimes by one minute past midnight to beat the "Newspapers of Record" whatever they are) from all over the world except our bureaus on rapidly melting but still cool icebergs and big growing deserts which are really getting hot these days. Please no mail about the "pigeon launchings" which of course are only committed or rather celebrated where allowed in fact encouraged by law like lots of places here in our friendly local host country, and they are fed a working wage.
     And in other areas short of pigeons as determined by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (the U.S. "Livin' The Wild Life Serve Us"?) and private oil refineries which if we remember the tv ads from our childhoods correctly are kind of like national parks only where everything dies of natural people-made pollution or when parts of the refinery blow up by accident because they are so busy drug-testing the "safety sensitive" workers and interrogating them over 50% "false positives" (because they use the cheap tests when they should be checking for BTEX in their blood anyway) that they are like zombies made to work either triple-shifts or get fired or at least make them work every weekend and holiday for the next five years). Speaking of which if they gave former failed animal husbandry major Texas Idiot Governor Rick  "Six-Shooter" Perry a PET scan we bet they would have taken him straight from that debate to the ICU (please, anywhere but Texas, we have a drug discount card) found a cortex full of methylethylbenzene helps keep the air, well . . . .
     Back to our original digression (no you cannot digress from your starting point) of course most of the correspondence we receive would not be publishable or even maybe mentionable under our strict policies because one can only say so much about that which. . . . All we have to say is three days from now the Founding Fathers will be twirling in their graves. At least since these idiots have to say an oath to the Constitution, could they not maybe as well be made to read it! It does after all have a part on amending it. If they get one wrong, no let's be fair and lower the bar, if they cannot get even a single question on it right, we say take away their gun and stick a pocket U.S. Constitution in it.
     After all even in the CBS 1968 News Special Mr. Justice Hugo L. Black admitted he always carried one in his pocket because HE could not remember every word of it. (It was kind of a stupid question to ask him, although he DID use the example of why we find the word "No" in the First Amendment and "unreasonable" in the Fourth. He was in his eighties and had yet to write the Pentagon Papers decision).
      Please do not even get us going on how they have ignored the Ninth Amendment. Do not worry we will all have time to read it from prison between being waterboarded and shocked on the genitals while attacked naked by German Shepherds because for what we said on Mugbook about Monsanto fifteen years ago. That is if they are handing out reading material. Please do not say we did not tell you so. We told you so.

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11 May 2012

Keyword,Eduardo Saverin,Renounce Citizenship,Facebook IPO,Time Magazine Breast Feeding,The Wicker Man, Renounce Citizenship,Obama,Same Sex Marriage,Biden,Boehner,Republican Backlash - KILL YOUR COMPUTER TECHNOLOGY TURNED EVIL

       Frdiay, 11 May 2012, PALO ALTO, CALIFORNIA - Hello Readers the Ninth Amendment sincerely invites each and every one of you slowly to regain your trust that posts shall resume with regularity if it be the will of our Higher Power, the overcoming of some of our lower powers and a few other factors. No we have not been spending all of our waking lives at A.A. Clubs though there is nothing whatsoever wrong with that if one is so inclined and it helps. We share our ritualistic reminder that readers please avoid READING FREE UNLIMITED CONTENT OF THE NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY BY READERS SETTING THEIR FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".
       Today's post resumes the Ninth Amendment's plan for regular posts and the several times mentioned full-blown website. To our astute readers this post will no doubt already have struck them as being a bit out of the ordinary for this log. Yes the United States Constitution still rules supreme, and one day readers who do not know the text of the Constitution by heart will actually look up the text of the ninth amendment to see what all the fuss is about, Most will have recognized that the header of the Ninth Amendment log recites the Preamble to the Constitution and not the text of the ninth amendment thereto.
       No today's post, the "Kill Your Computer" title after some of today's top keywords, is reminiscent of earlier decades "Kill Your Television" bumper stickers. Yes it is an editorial most unusual to this log in that it does not convey carefully gathered and painstakingly fact-reviewed "objective" news reporting (an impossibility in any case as most of our readers recognize unless performed by the New Yorker magazine by dedicated cokeheads who have had to move on to designer drugs and heroin). This sheerly editorial material based on no facts whatsoever but carefully referring to "public figures" based with any resemblance to persons living or dead strictly on purpose. Also just so readers can know how ludicrous the whole thing has become with keywods, the top two today on Google were both the word keyword. Also was The Wicker Man which as we recall from some years back was an excellent although rather obscure movie.
       As we struggled most recently with the latest unwanted and unneeded "upgrade" to our e-mail (take your pick) it struck us like a bolt of lightening that we liked it just fine fifteen years ago when we exchanged a reasonable number of messages with actual personal friends (not for example someone labelled "Your best friend Roxxanna" on the inbox list of senders which your partner should that be your situation sees and says "Who's that!"). All too sadly these services have co-opted the cool sounding names or imitations of the genuine 1960's non-commercial expressions and fully exploited them with names such as Yahoo!, Google, and so on.
       Alas the lure of money and lots of it if one quickly took hold of a leading position, and these bastions of apparent goodwill exposed themselves as what they really were, the frontpieces of the same nerdy geeks who no one hung out with at school because they really were not cool at all but spending their "bright college days" (copyright Tom Lehrer) shrewdly thinking out their life financial plans. Having acquired no sense of political history or social conscience in most cases under the illusion that that could be all be bypassed and these were strictly numbers and science people, they cluelessly continue in the greediest fashion possible to create an evil empire selling the information of our personal lives back and forth and no doubt providing it to the CIA and eleven other "national security" agencies in the U.S.government.
       They no longer provide e-mail service that works (ours worked better ten years ago and did not require a constant waste our attention to technical matters which had nothing to do with that in which we were interested), Google the brainchild we heard so long as being coming our way from a M.I.T. professor using who knows how many M.I.T. students to one day get themselves richer than Wall Street pigs and recapture the days of the worst accumulations of wealth since the abuses of the nineteenth century. Google would be great and new because it would search for links and cross-links and we do not know what, but in short order what had it become but another search engine corrupted by "Sponsored Links" as note in faded letters on our computers that started to move down the screen from the top and then the right side of the screen as well. So how many of those coveted positions on page one if counted now actually were bought and how many achieved their position simply by money.
     We will not even delve right now into the world of "social media" which who knows what that weirdo Zuckerboy really had in mind. In any case it just has become one unwelcome expansion after another as the map the whole world right up to our orifices, introduce "timelines" that nobody wants (no doubt because Zucdkerboy has some yet undisclosed plan for making them all richer), And then of course along came Twitter how cute and innocent we have never touched it or sent someone a twat.
      But they too now swap back and forth our readers' and half the world's attention back and forth between them if you forget a password on one service that being the quickest lazy price to pay just let all your most private information, your likeness, your activities, your family, everything. No doubt we just touch upon just the tip of the iceberg as every new "unwanted" service is shoved down people's throats with so much legal garbage (from the highest priced lawyers have no doubt) that one could never bear to read it even if they could figure half of it out.
      
     People will do as they wish. Should they want to do the CIA's work for it, which as the successor to the OSS and actually was never even empowered to spy at home on US citizens engaged in their domestic affairs, people will do so. J. Edgar Hoover head of the agency, the FBI, which was given limited authority in the area of domestic affairs,  would no doubt have have been beyond words of joys to have all citizens compile their OWN files for the FBI and just hand them over through the likes of Google, Yahoo, Facebook and all of that crowd.
     Yes Edward Saverin the billionaire co-founder of Facebook has done us such a timely favor renouncing his US citizenship just before the Facebook IPO as these things have weighed on our minds and now he has hit every American in the face with what it is all about. Who of them knows about or could care less about the hundreds of millions of people they exploit? It is all take the money and run. And who cares if one in the end just served as a tool for commercial interests, the FBI, the CIA and who knows what others. If only Joseph McCarthy were around, when he was not picking up his morphine at his pharmacy, no doubt he as well would be delighted.
     Do not be a fool. Do not be a tool. The Ninth Amendment has some weird ideas of its own for Zuckerboy and the rest of the crowd who embody no sixties values at all. They just do not even want to bother to tuck their t-shirts in their jeans when they met with world leaders, who believe us, the techies will be the ones one day who will be dressing up for them. And they may well be sporting balls and chains should they not please the powers that be and always have been. The best intentions gave us the world in which we grew up, and finally the most enduring legacy which the scientific geniuses left us was the chance to go to school, to learn to duck and cover, and never know if on ten minutes warning we would be killed by someone we never met and never would on the other side of the world.
      For now let them use "cool" names but really we are confident they are well on their way to being be the General Electric, the Lockheed, the W.R. Graces of the 21st century, and to invest in that no thank you. The Ninth Amendment values Facebook's IPO at zero.

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