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01 September 2017

Abbott's CEQ Refuses Houston Floodwater Contaminant Disclosure NY Times Paid For Tests Find "Astonishingly High" Fecal Bacteria Elevated Neurotoxins Harvey TX Abbott Knowingly Exposed Crosby All Texans To Chemical Deadly Danger Risk Out-Of-State Big Money Sellout Long Scheme Of Abuses Of Power Corrupt GOP Criminal Career Lies Payoffs Contempt For True Good People Of TX Crosby Links Below - Dark Dirty Money Buys Crook Abbott A Win Follows: REUPUBLICATION Texas Woman-Hater A.G. "Dark Money" Greg "Payday" Abbott Overlooks $222 Million Illegal Perry TEF Taxpayer Enterprise SlushFund Paybacks To Insider Non-Applicant Non-Job Creator Owners Of Lameduck Indicted Texas Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry Plus Millions To Corrupt Abbott's Major Bank Of America "Dark Money" Donor From Which Abbott Illegally Failed To Perform His Duty Of Recovering $3.3 Million Of Texas Taxpayer Funds That Criminal Bank Took Not Meeting Legal Requirements

09 October 2014

Texas Woman-Hater AG "Dark Money" Greg "Payday" Abbott Overlooks $222 Million Illegal Perry TEF Taxpayer Enterprise Slushfund Giveaways To Insider Non-Applicant Non-Job Creator Pals Of Lameduck Indicted Texas Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry Plus Millions To Corrupt Abbott's Major Bank Of America "Dark Money" Donor From Which Abbott Illegally Failed To Perform His Duty Of Recovering $3.3 Million Of Texas Taxpayer Funds That Criminal Bank Took Not Meeting Legal Requirements

07 October 2014

Texas Congressional Members Ask U.S Attorney General Holder To Open Federal Criminal Investigation Of Corrupt Woman-Hating AG "Dark Money" Greg "Payday" Abbott Following "Scathing" State Audit Finding $222 Million In Texas Taxpayer Perry Pet "Enterprise Fund" Money Given To Non-Applicant Non-Job Creators With Abbott "Undersight" GIving $1.4 Million Bribes Back To Abbott Who Now Blames And Distances Himself From Perry Slushfund

       Tuesday, 7 October 2014, WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Ninth Amendment editorial board has observed that in the wake of last week's request that U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder launch a federal criminal investigation into whether it was illegal and/or unethical for corrupt Woman-Hating Texas "Dark Money" A.G. Greg "Payday" Abbott to sit by with blindfolds on as the Perry pet "Texas Enterprise Fund" or more appropriately "Perry Payback Taxpayer Slushfund" Abbott oversaw doled out "disbursements" of at least $222 million of Texas taxpayer money without requiring any requests nor applications and/or disbursed it to recipients who "were not required to create new jobs" according to a "scathing" Texas state audit that found these were not "mandated" requirements during the first two years of Perry unilaterally announcing such grants with no prior disclosure claiming they were from his "new deal-making" fund.
       Well that much claimed by since indicted lameduck corrupt Republican Idiot Texas Governor Rick "Payback" Perry certainly does seem to be true as he did use the taxpayers money apparently to fund "deal-making" by doling out hundreds of millions of dollars of taxpayer money which Abbott was supposed to but did not oversee so as to recover improperly disbursed funds to "politically connected" companies as to which Abbott later refused to provide any documentation to the Dallas Morning News which he in fact neglected to mention also did not exist. The News was able to report that it had obtained documentation of $1.4 million in bribes in the now familiar form of Abbott "campaign donations" effectively giving Texas taxpayers' money back to Abbott which similar practice of essentially bribe-taking was reported here with named major law firms as well as countless others with contemporaneous pending decisions before long-corrupt A.G. Abbott while also making regular large "campaign donations" to him for essentially non-existent campaigns.
       Apparently following one from the Perry playbook exemplified by his fine example to all criminal defendants of smirking in mugshots according to Republican special prosecutor Michael McCrum and immediately leaving the country upon his federal grand jury indictments for two counts of "abuse of power" playing down the prospect of the 99-year prison term he now is facing Abbott's spokesperson Jerry Strickland apparently came out swinging on himself on responding to Attorney General Holder's requested federal criminal investigation of Abbott making what the San Antonio Express-News in the linked-to article below called "his strongest yet defense of both the office and his boss" immediately evading the issue telling lies about Abbott's release of documents and accusing the Democratic Congressional delegation of having "a poor understanding of the law". 
       It is not known to the editorial board of the Ninth Amendment how qualified Abbott's spokesman Strickland himself is in the law such as having attended law school or his degree of legal scholarship such that he is comfortable accusing Texas' Congressional national lawmakers of "having a poor understanding of the law". It is not known for example if Mr. Strickland reviewed his boss Abbott's earlier statement regarding the law in which Abbott observed that in the Attorney General's office certain matters were not within Abbott's purview because they involved no more than "making legal determinations".  
       Both in the case of Perry and Abbott the Ninth Amendment has observed most matters that would be of some heightened concerns to persons in such similar positions as having been indicted for two felony counts by a federal grand jury and now facing a trial which just on these counts could result in a 99-year prison term or as in the case of Abbott having a group of members of one's states Congressional delegation requesting of the United States Attorney General that he have the Department of Justice launch a federal criminal and ethics investigation of him for a matter related to the indicted Perry's that on the part of both Republican high office holders such a cavalier attitude may actually be a subterfuge for some greater degree of concern than they are prepared to share at this time although it has been noted that the particularly carefree Perry did greatly buttress his so far Texas taxpayer funded legal defense team with some more $400 an hour lawyers which he even took the extraordinary step of diverting from his own campaign fund rather than his usual course of taking it directly from Texas taxpayer's pockets.
       In addition the brave Abbott spokesperson Strickland taking Texas' Congressional nation's lawmakers to task for "having a poor understanding of the law" Abbott's campaign dream team went on to try to discourage voters from even turning out to the polls in classic Republican style by noting that Abbott has over $30 million remaining in his "warchest" ($10 million of which was used to reserve TV time well in advance no doubt for voters to spend more quality in depth time getting to know if Abbott actually has any specific plan to accomplish anything or just to attack Wendy Davis some more) as opposed to Wendy Davis' $5.9 million going into the final month which Abbott's team described as her campaign now"being broke". 
       They failed to note that since Wendy Davis announced her candidacy she has collected at least as much as Abbott in campaign contributions although his may have been "matched" by more outside donors, doubtless the usual out-of-state suspects and dirty businesses and fugitive payday loan crowd looking for refuge with Abbott running from Utah state and federal investigations. The difference in remaining campaign funds comes from the fact that Abbott has as readers may have guessed spent the past ten years collecting $30 million in bribes in the form of "campaign donations" from entities with matters before corrupt A.G. Abbott despite the fact that Abbott effectively was running for nothing seriously contested and therefore could save up that much for his campaign "warchest" now with who knows how much in leftover bribes perhaps to buy a nice place up in Horseshoe Bay like genius real estate investor Perry.
       As for corrupt woman-hating A.G. "dark money" Greg "payday" Abbott it similarly may be worth noting that he is now starting to take a noticeably wider berth from Perry as the two apparently start breaking ranks with Abbott now specifically "blaming" Perry for not informing him of grants Perry was announcing for his "Perry Enterprise Taxpayer Slushfund" in contravention of the law that it be done no later than at the "finalization" of such grants although Abbott now claims Perry knew they had been finalized over a year before and never informed Abbott. Likewise as Abbott scrambled in recent debates from Wendy Davis honing in on the growing scandal Abbott courageously responded that he "had questioned [Perry's] fund since the beginning of his campaign" 
       The San Antonio Express-News article linked to below unfortunately is one for which readers only can read the first paragraph and see yet another picture of the bespectacled Perry unless readers have a subscription or figure out how to bypass the paper's paywall probably by visiting their favorite search site.  


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30 July 2014

Corrupt GOP Texas Woman-Hater A.G. Greg "Payday" Abbott Mired In Scandal Ignores Issues Scrapes Barrel Bottom Attacks Next Texas Governor Woman Wendy Davis With Truckloads More Real Small Texan Donors' Legit Support Than Texas GOP "Dark Money" Official For Sale Good 'Ole "Payday" Abbott Ever Could Dream

       Wednesday, 30 July 2014, AUSTIN, TEXAS - Texans eager to know what beliefs on issues be might actually hold can expect to wait "a lonely lifetime" other than his credo "all decisions are for sale" as documented in previous posts here exposing Texans' very own corrupt GOP A.G. Woman-Hater Gregg "Payday" Abbott candidate for, ahem (line up orderly with tribute now folks), Texas Governor hoping to really "step in it" meaning of course that sweet true Texas Gold of dueling mansions, non-stop world travels, cronyism, paybacks, favors, sweetheart deals a la Horseshoe Bay and more treasures demanded from years of "public service" like his predecessor Idiot cum "Professor" Governor Rick "Payback" Perry.
       Apparently unaware that some rather pressing matters face both the world and the Great State of Texas particularly at the Border at this time -- and thus the Ninth Amendment's delay in getting to this backwater planted phony Davis done wrong "sob story" -- the Ninth Amendment nevertheless does find it noteworthy for those not lucky enough to subscribe to the J.O.A. monopoly supported San Antonio Express-News that in reaching their approaching state election decisions voters might join Abbott take a break from more serious matters such as the migration of Central and South America to Texas, the possibility of a full-blown all-nation Mideast war, and perhaps even a Putin-sponsored resurrection of the Cold War, with planes being shot from the sky daily, such that these true Texans might be disgusted that "Payday" Abbott should choose this time to call in an obvious favor from the above-mentioned newspaper in his pocket and have it run an unpaid full banner front page headline screaming "Davis Fundraising Draws Fire" over a complete non-issue the only dying "fire" coming from the lunkheads at Abbott Central Campaign and Donations, Inc.
       Well we can guess a newspaper now owed one real big Abbott-style "Payday" just like all his new widely reported upon Payday, Title and Short-Term Loan usurer pals booted out of their own states but welcomed by Abbott to grease his, uh, campaign cash chest with their "dark money" tribute. Come set up shop and business as usual here illegal now in most states but okay ripping off his fellow "Lone Star" State hard-working citizens with GOP Abbott to thank for exposing his former Texas voters to toil the rest of their best earning years in hoc not retirement saving but instead as indentured servants to Abbott's new pals the money-men at the "dark money" company stores. Neon palaces that take more sky-high interest in "fees" than most desperate people can even count nor most even ever had to lose at a casino. The kind of "loan" business for which they cut off one's hands in the Bible, in fact maybe even the "Tea Partiers" just might.
       Just in case anyone cares enough to waste a thought on Abbott's latest dishonest blather now that he will be shutting down this Texas A.G. shop taking "campaign donations" from for example bond lawyers before whom he reaches bond decisions which are after all according to his office merely nothing more than "legal determinations" as are no doubt so many of the other ones he reaches for all those grateful campaign donors lined up at his Texas A.G.'s door. The San Antonio Express-News dutifully filled its front page with the banner headline "Davis Fundraising Draws Fire" no doubt drafted direct by those great arbiters of the highest ethical standards down at the Abbott campaign office and money-counting HQ.
       Well yes we would have to agree that Abbott sure did step in it and if given another chance would do it all again doubtless as often as possible as it turns out this "major" complaint came from none other than Abbott spokesman Matt Hirsch who accused Wendy Davis of "running one of the least transparent campaigns in Texas history". We will bet he did not say that one under oath or he may well have ended up making new friends in a Perry-determined Texas federal "equivalent" cell considering that Wendy Davis follows like a breath of fresh air as the first major Texas candidate supported by more real small-time Texas donors than any major Texas candidate in history.
       That as opposed to the long unseemly tradition of corrupt Republican politicos funded by the usual handful of suspects GOP "dark money" polluters and out-of-state big business honchos laying low paid a pittance to make Texas their own private toxic factory site and hazardous waste dump. Though they sure would not live too long here if they ever could before since Perry befouled and left the once pristince air unbreatheable and the sweet clean water undrinkable where shrimp and fish once thrived on the Texas Gulf Coast now part of that huge foul mess the Gulf of Spilled British Petroleum (BP) glued solid with Corexit left behind for our children and theirs as well. Sure jobs are nice but not nearly so much when one has the right to work but cannot breathe the air, nor drink the water and exposed a lifetime can expect to die at sixty.
       The truth as we understand it actually is that $3.25M of Davis' donations came in amounts of $50 or less which means no one is trying to hide these "big-time" donors they are just so small that the record-keeping disclosure costs could outweigh the value of the donations, which is why Texas law does not require the record-keeping disclosure for such small donations. Abbott flunky Hirsch obviously has a future in GOP Texas politics, however, if there is one after coming state elections as he was clever enough to level further "fire" at Wendy Davis by asserting "By choosing to keep a majority of her contributions secret, Sen. Davis lacks the moral obligation to uphold basic standards of honesty, transparency and trust," he said. Huh? Was that English? Last time we checked that "lack of moral obligation" part in particular either means he is incapable of speaking English such that he is incapable of leveling any coherent threat in the language (although it will be published) or more likely finally he is admitting that Texas law imposes no such "moral" or legal for that matter obligation on Gubernatorial candidate Wendy Davis who therefore cannot have a "secret" like Hirsch boss Abbott harbors so many. One thing is for sure we trust that Abbott "The General" remembers the entire small handful of his "dark money" donors right down to the exact "Payday" (but with legal interest) they can expect in return.

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25 May 2014

$1 Million In Bribes To GOP Texas A.G. "The General" Greg "Dark Money" Abbott Disguised As "Campaign Donations" By Six Rich Law Firms Directly Regulated By Abbott "In Bondage"

       Sunday, 25 May 2014, AUSTIN, TX - Republicans' corrupt sexist candidate for Texas governor present sitting GOP Texas Attorney General Greg "Dark Money" aka "Payday" Abbott the woman "I own your body" hater today has been exposed as awash in nearly $1 million in bribes in the form of  "campaign donations" over the past decade by just six rich law firms "whose financial interest he is ruling on" according to Texans for Public Justice not to mention who knows how many other "Payday" loan usurers and so on including over one-fifth of $1 million in the present 2012-2013 campaign cycle. The six law firms include a nationally known Washington, D.C. based law firm nearly leading the group in donation amounts.
       Republican Abbott reportedly is known to at least one of these firms as "the General". The General's campaign did not deny but dismissed the what effectively were bribes throughout his more than decade-long tenure in his present public office as inconsequential because they only involved such non-judgmental matters as "legal determinations" which characterization should no doubt be of interest to actual courts of law should Abbott ever happen to be prosecuted for anything. His campaign apparently is unaware that in such matters as often criminal conflicts of interest the standard need not even be actual but only have the "appearance of impropriety" to be equally eligible for punishment.
       Presumably if the exposure of this information is of such casual lack of concern one can only imagine what misdeeds and/or criminal behavior of his might be of any concern to his campaign as he certainly demonstrates daily his bona fides for taking over the state's governorship from Texas' career Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry whose handlers presumably still again have aspirations between lapses in his brain dead condition for him to be President of the United States where he presumably would be in the best position to cause real concern to the world community by threatening to have the United States secede from itself amongst other idiotic pronouncements buttressing his already well-known complete lack of familiarity with the functions of the executive branch of the United States government such as it Department of Energy which it no doubt would surprise Perry does not just subsidize wacko windmills but actually assembles the nuclear components of weapons hopefully to help insure the nation's security.
     With the question looming larger on whether Abbott the General can actually be elected from behind prison bars to be the next governor of Texas (which no doubt is no more than a rote "legal determination" requiring no judgment or discretion so he actually can readily himself spit forth the answer which would of course be "sure") so that he presumably could follow the Republican playbook of pardoning Perry from all pending state (but not federal) criminal charges at the time and continue to blaze the path of destruction to the Great Lone Star state and all true honest hardworking Texans championed by his GOP mentor Perry. Rather than wasting more space on the latest misdeeds of Texas' Republican criminal crop of candidates here interested readers are referred to the excellent investigative report today exposing Abbott the General's most egregious known activity to date via the link below.
       Unfortunately the San Antonio Express-News digital edition has buried the fine work of reporters David Saleh Rauf and Peggy Fikac such that even on finding this link readers further are given only  the rather innocuous first paragraph of the lengthy report as the paper apparently prefers to highlight stories on how Republican Abbott the General's Democratic opponent Wendy Davis tried to restrict access to forty ounce beers in her hometown and another story attempting to distance Republican Abbott from the "disgusting" posters of the Wendy Davis "Abortion Barbie" reported on here in the previous post. The Ninth Amendment editorial board is confident that interested resourceful readers will succeed however in themselves accessing any other facts they may seek and draw their own conclusions.
       In any case the six law firms with legal determinations before Republican Abbott the General therefore are identified and bribes "donated" to his campaigns are listed directly in the San Antonio Express-News table below.

"Bond firms backing the AG    

Contributions from law firms or their political arms to Abbott between 2012-2013:
>>Bracewell & Giulani: $37,500
>>Andrews Kurth: $$80,000
>>Vinson & Elkins: $25,000 (stopped doing bond work by 2013)
>>Winstead PC: $5,000
>>McCall: $6,000
>>Fulbright & Jaworski: $50,000

Contributions from law firms or their political arms to Abbott since 2003:
>>Bracewell & Giuliani: $93,757
>>Andrews Kurth: $225,000
>>Vinson & Elkins: $275,000
>>Winstead PC: $92,000
>>McCall: $56,000
>>Fulbright & Jaworski: $250,000

Source: Campaign Finance Reports                                                                                        "

http://www.expressnews.com/news/local/article/Abbott-nets-200K-from-law-firm-PACs-that-do-bond-5502952.php

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22 April 2014

Texas "Dark Money" A.G. Abbott Predatory Lender "Donors" Buy GOP Moron Greg "Payday" Abbott Next Texas Governorship For Criminal Usurers, Plus Usual Perry Scumbuckets, As Abbott Calls Democrat Wendy Davis All Texas Women "Hoes"

                                                 "We don't loan you, we own you!"
                 Payday / Tltle / Wells Fargo / Bank of America Short-Term Loan Usurer's Creed

NEVER TIE BANK LOANS TO DIRECT DEPOSIT, BANKS STEAL SOCIAL SECURITY
                                                                                                                   see AARP Magazine

     Tuesday, 22 April 2014, AUSTIN, TX - Like a rotting zombie the long-gone absent in both body and mind Governor that "stepped in it" just keeps staggering back in from his endless global tour of such fruitful "job-stealing" destinations as Japan and the American Pacific territory of Palau with his huge travelling carnival of "security" sycophants worldwide meals and lodging paid for thank y'all very much like his empty Texas mansions by the sweat and blood of those he returns just to kill off of his own people long ago left behind native Texans' working class, underclass, school classes, children, women, wounded warriors, poorest, neediest, sickest, disabled, mentally retarded incarcerated and all ground down true Texans' gasping the Lone Star state's now dirtiest air in the Nation scraping himself up yet again from his political cesspool manure grave Texas Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry fearsome laser-sighted six-shooter coyote killer dismissed by all from hometown Painter's Creek and ridiculed the world over for bogus "threats" to secede Texas from the U.S. doubtless again to be the northernmost territory of Mexico playing the blasphemous fool phony preacher who gave a staggering $90 in church donations on his 2007 income of over $1 million (as Governor, huh?) last seen by America in his stupefying near one minute national Republican Presidential debate silent freeze only seconds before 9-1-1 was to be called for "brain dead still standing".
     Hellbound nightmare ghost Governor Idiot Rick "Payback" Perry stumbles out through the muck of his relentless policy disasters his latest living horrowshow haunting honest, hard-working Texans and their once-pristine state and takes another stab at further hogtying the great Lone Star state with the legacy of his 2013 veto of duly passed Texas legislation which but for Perry would make clear that Texas so-called "dark money" groups who sure do not want Texans to know who really owns the Governor and pulls his strings like a puppet on a chain must disclose their contributors so that career "Texans For Sale" such as Perry, and now folks the latest GOP Moron A.G. "Payday" Abbott would be the already sold-out next Texas governor bought and paid for by criminal "dark-money" predatory lenders and doubtless inheriting like a case of anthrax Perry's usual suspects of in and out-of-state fat cat big money polluters, usurers, and payback seekers hiding in the shadows like thieves in the night who could not give a damn for Texas nor any hard-working Texans and their families and children they wait to suck dry.
       GOP Moron A.G "Payday" Abbott unlike Perry (whose alleged studies in animal husbandry reportedly have refused to be confirmed by his alma mater throughout his governorship) presumably matriculated from a law school of some sort although given the scholastic aptitude of other Texas Republican candidates fielded over the past decades his academic records could be expected to have been permanently sealed and buried at sea as quickly as possible. Republicans of course as a matter of political expedience place a premium on ignorance "among the masses" largely achieved by Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry in his relentless actions opposing and rejecting huge amounts of funding for a wide variety of desperate social services in Texas now successfully in many cases vying with Arizona for the relentless drive to the bottom including such areas as high school dropout rates, lower higher education, and illiteracy so pervasive that it often has forced large numbers of Texas community college students to quit before two years when they are unable to demonstrate even beginning high school level reading proficiency.
     The same crowd of predatory lenders such as payday loan stores, title loan stores and even supposedly reputable banks which now that robo-foreclosing has dried up have worked hard to figure out how to use direct deposit mechanisms in their criminally-inclined short-term loan schemes to try to defeat long-standing social security legitimate payee protections unquestionably intended to and successful in protecting such Federal Government payments to the elderly, disabled and needy since the 1930's recently ran amok in Utah with the help of both that state's and Texas' predatory lenders in literally buying public officials such as Utah's (forced from office) Attorney General John Swallow who essentially put Utah's top legal official at the exclusive disposal of "dark money" predatory lenders. As they love to say in the business, "We don't loan you, we own you." 
     Readers interested in sorting through the maze of illegalities, state and federal prosecutions pending in Utah at this time with out-of-work usurers and their flunkies reported now headed for Texas and the likes of GOP Moron A.G. "Payday" Abbott are referred to the link appearing directly below this post. The handful of "devoted" Abbott cash-funnelers such as top dark-money racket "Empower Texas" currently serving the public by fighting subpoenas issued against it by the Texas Ethics Commission and others such as dark-money supporters doubtless encompassing as noted above traditional Perry big-money donor scum and scrambling predatory lenders may have been easier to spot in Biblical times with their hands cut off.
     Aspiring next Texas Governor Moron A.G. "Payday" Abbott allegedly is running well over ten points ahead of Democrat Wendy Davis in "public opinion" polls crafted by totally biased pollsters to exclude large numbers of likely women and Hispanic voters by minimizing contacts with "that public" through means such as reduced cell phone polling most likely to reveal largely uncounted Democrat Wendy Davis voters and thus be conveniently undercounted so as to fix another Republican "win" in advance by rank manipulation and deceit.  Even given this "apparent" cushion Moron A.G. "Payday" Abbott seems determined to tear a page from the Perry Presidential "Deathfall" campaign from frontrunner to D.O.A. in no time flat in the mind-boggling suicidal campaign which political commentator James Carville called essentially "the worst run Presidential campaign in United States history".
     More precisely in the case of Moron A.G. Greg "Payday" Abbott the first Political Action Committee (PAC) established to support Texas' top legal official's supposedly near runaway lead in Texas' 2014 gubernatorial race chose for itself the name "Boats 'N Hoes". In all fairness to this seemingly inexplicably idiotic (except perhaps if compared to Perry) and ostensibly deranged choice of names arguably meriting clinical observation for self-destructive tendencies somewhat akin perhaps to a World War II Japanese soldier poised to take his own life with his side poised for overwhelming victory rather than defeat, it should be noted that The San Antonio Express-News did go on to qualify the "Hoe" title by noting that it was accompanied by "lyrics that can charitably be described as explicit". (Monday, April 21, 2014, sec.A, p. 1, col. 3, "Despite flubs by GOP, Davis far back in poll".)
     Meanwhile the Davis campaign so far has recruited more than 15,000 dedicated volunteers and fielded a program which knocked on more than 55,000 doors this past weekend in support of Democrat Wendy Davis. No one is known to have knocked on any doors for Abbott nor sung his de facto "Hoe" theme song.

http://www.mysanantonio.com/default/article/Predatory-lenders-big-payday-in-Utah-is-Texas-5410941.php

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09 July 2013

BREAKING NEWS - Texas Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry Calls It Quits - Texas Abortion Bill Dies In Senate

       Tuesday, 9 July 2013, CHINA GROVE, TEXAS - Texas Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry the reputedly fearsome laser-sighted six-shooter coyote-killing stuck in the back of his running shorts longest-running Governor in Texas history unbelievably making him the apparent "strongest (huh?)" Texas Governor since Reconstruction just 17 hours ago called it quits after a numbingly long Governorship which took the State through the so-called "Texas Miracle" whatever that was through a remarkable series of idiotic self-destructive series of legislative blunders and executive fiascos and downright stupidly mean initiatives including attacks on nearly all really true Texans including working people ripping away their social services, denying billions of dollars in Federal aid earmarked for the State's health, education, welfare, environment and anything else that might have been good for its citizens in a relentless drive to the bottom leaving Texas full of dropouts and suffering in the dirtiest air in the nation where the mentally ill can look forward to not even being spared the death penalty which the state practices murdering more people than all the other states and the Federal government combined. Did we say that? "Well we must have meant it,"  in the words of gonzo outlaw journalist Dr. Hunter S. Thompson.
       Village idiot Perry unsupported by the citizens of the small Texas community where he grew up and unrecognized as having attended Texas Agriculture & Mining where he allegedly majored in "animal husbandry" in the words of Tom Lehrer left open the possibility of another U.S. Presidential Run in 2016 after an appalling showing in the last Presidential race where he pulled on his boots and shared his idiocy with the Nation in a primary campaign that started at the top and dove like a dead goose over a Texas Browning & Ferris "waste facility" and cancer thinktank and proving ground straight to the bottom ending with the infamous "Perry freeze" in a national televised debate where he stood frozen silent for nearly a minute after being asked a question about his revealed Presidential aspiration of closing down four of the Executive Branch's Departments and Agencies and then admitting he had forgotten two of the four he closed. One of the two, the Department of Energy is the one which when the War Department was split after World War Two was tasked with supplying the Department of Defense with the nuclear components of so-called "atomic weapons" (also known to the State of California to cause cancer). Perry presumably was unaware of this fact. In any case in his own words he really "stepped in it". Later his collapsed campaign revealed Perry had a leg that hurt and had not been sleeping well before the performance which concluded just seconds before 911 would have been called for "brain death still standing".
    To date despite obvious "payback" appointments littering State positions with incompetents placed by a relatively few in and out-of-state financial supporters and acquisitions perhaps unpublicized but including Perry's miraculous investment savvy (now there is your Texas miracle) in a purchase transaction of an apparently seriously under-priced presumably retirement-escape real property purchase in Texas' reportedly desirable Horseshoe Bay enclave.
    Meanwhile in the first minutes of this morning but fortunately a couple past the midnight deadline the Texas Senate belatedly passed another mean-spirited Texas abortion bill that we will not even waste the space on since this reportedly meant the bill is dead. Like Perry's brain. God Bless America, God Bless Texas the "Lone Star" state, and God Bless Texas women.

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