Ninth Amendment Finds Itself Back to February 2012 Along With Google, the NSA, Signals Intelligence, Unrecognized Casualties of Afghanistan War

     Wednesday, 15 February 2012, BARBARY COAST - The Ninth Amendment reminds readers to avoid reading free unlimited New York Times content simply by setting readers' free Firefox browsers to "Private Browsing". The Ninth Amendment editorial staff and global bureaus have been gratified by our faithful readers who have doggedly continued to read this log daily although there allegedly have been no new apparent posts here in three months. But most especially gratified by our favorite advertiser Mitt Romney to whom Google still has persisted successfully in selling new advertising for the daily posts although the posts have been apparently unchanged the unless read according to algorithms known only to Google and renegade former employees.
      To paraphrase Dr. Hunter S. Thompson's sentiments when holding court here at Vesuvio's in the City at his "home away from home in Woody Creek" (just above Spec's, home of the martini rivaled only by surly Bruno's in the Haight who refused even to acknowledge that the 1960's literally exploded right outside his Persian Aub Zam Zam's front door on Haight Street). To paraphrase Dr. Thompson, "What it's February now? That happened to you too?"
     The fact for the day is that the Ninth Amendment has been with all our readers every day and now has returned to the 51st State of Consciousness after a seeming diversion to the booming field of "signals intelligence" as masterminded by the National Security Agency.. The hidden fact for the day is that the New York Times reported that last year more American private contractors were killed in Afghanistan combat than were United States military personnel, without public announcement, no ceremonial recognition by the United States Government, nor in most cases any survivors' benefits for their widows and orphans. Our hearts go out to them and all killed, wounded, and their loved ones left behind.God Bless America.
    
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Texas Governor Liar Idiot Rick "Payback" Perry Debate Brain Damage, Lapse or What? Perry $1 Million FOX-TV News Ads "Hail Mary". More on Improved Free Internet to Follow Later.

 Saturday, 11 November 2011 - AUSTIN, TEXAS - Greetings readers. Despite the ominous "Greetings" made infamous by United States draft boards readers are not being drafted to go fight in Vietnam as of this time since it is now a popular vacation destination and we hope it remains that way. May readers lives be filled with fulfilling activity and vacations or whatever may most fulfill readers in the Constitutionally promised "Pursuit of Happiness". Please still be reminded not to read UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS "PRIVATE BROWSING".

     The fact for the day is that the Ninth Amendment's earlier post about free internet has since been further investigated and with the help of a "Linksys" device sold to the Ninth Amendment editors a greatly increased array of WIFI internet signals may be picked up so long of course as they are signals for which readers duly are entitled. That enhanced free internet Ninth Amendment post is worthy of a piece largely devoted just to that subject.

     Today's post is an effort of the Ninth Amendment in our ongoing obligation even while doing deep investigative pieces to keep readers apprised of some of the most recent developments in the United States small part of the world. A post which to the best of our knowledge on Texas Liar Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's astounding 53-second lapse in this past week's Republican debate although directed to an element of his own platform apparently duly was submitted but not published in the digital New York Times a couple days back but soon will be shared with our faithful and much appreciated readers.

      The Ninth Amendment comment which follows however responds to a New York Times article in this past Friday, 11 November 2011 edition reporting the Perry campaign's announcement of its damage control strategy in the wake of what a member of President George Herbert Walker Bush's administration called Texas Governor Liar Idiot Rick "Payback" Perry's "Challenger" moment. He himself apparently did not remember that his platform proposed cutting the Department of Energy and finally simply gave up remembering that there was a Department of Energy after nearly a minute's silence in the middle of his live debate response and not corrected until AFTER the debate no doubt once his handlers got at him.

     Ending digression here the Ninth Amendment Log relates the "damage control" strategy of Texas Governor Liar Idiot Rick "Payback" Perry simply making fun of himself for saying things such as "I really stepped in it", going on "The David Letterman" show, and who can imagine what other antics. Just one last thing about the "damage control" strategy is that it includes spending just shy of his five or six ultra-rich out-of-state donors donation fraction of $1 million dollars exclusively on FOX-TV "News" should readers choose to call it that. The Ninth Amendment just learned that its comment was published below verbatim in the Times digital edition on what "The New York Times" calls the crash-and-burn Perry "Hail Mary Pass" strategy in its Friday 11 November 2011 edition. Links from the times comment digital publication should bring interested readers directly to the pertinent Times "Hail Mary Pass" newspaper article.

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BigMartin

waronnothing

November 11th, 2011

4:34 pm

Rick Perry's "Hail Mary" pass with his handlers purchasing $1 million worth of advertising on FOX-TV cable means that his five or six out-of-state donors (nearly his entire "popular" support) undoubtedly gave the okay. We at the Ninth Amendment Log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com editorial board figure that must mean at 1 in 25 Vegas odds of Perry even getting the Republican nomination, much less the Presidency, his loyal cadre of supporters must calculate the potential famous "Perry Payoff" as enormous. We are talking almost exclusively about a small group of ultra-rich out-of-staters who cannot do at home what they can do in Texas "the business state" where with Perry as President once again the pollution may freely flow, the Texas schools must again double their class sizes as Perry strives to cut the cost of a Texas college education in half to about $5,000, the few remaining poor Texas children and adults who no way can afford health care still get it but lose it, thousands more Texas teachers are laid off, and basically all social services are eliminated, except of course this will be the nationwide plan now not just the Texas plan. We guess it is one way of getting rich. Go, donors, go. Just pray Perry is not declared legally incompetent before election day.

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"Occupy CIA" Planned Not To Occur Friday 11 November 2011. 37,000 Foot Mean Altitude Stops Times Columnist From Providing Readers With Free Words? Perry Externs Last Post

     Wednesday, 9 November 2011, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Welcome back readers. Please do not read unlimited free digital New York Times content with free Firefox browsers set to "private browsing". This post actually was written most recently in early October. The Ninth Amendment editorial staff and global bureaus never went to the CIA headquarters nor has the Ninth Amendment ever even heard of the CIA, so-called "drones", or the "Occupy CIA Headquarters" event set for a birthday party this Friday.

     The following post actually is the next one written before all of the above never happened. The Ninth Amendment believes the comment below never was published verbatim in response to favorite Times' columnist Professor Paul Krugman who called in sick because he would be flying around at a median altitude of 37,000 feet. Professor Krugman later admitted to the Times enforcement division that he had made up his excuse note.

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Even with your major focus of late on economics sometimes quite detailed recently and in the past we find the obvious continuous eager interest and anticipation of your many readers to affirm the true gift of your talent, temperament, diversity of compelling thought and of course superb writing contributions. We at the Ninth Amendment log today only are left to wonder how one could achieve a MEDIAN altitude of 37,000 feet for a day presumably in a passenger aircraft, sir. Will you be circling the Earth? Do you work out of Area 51?

(This post the last to be written by Ninth Amendment externs in Texas Liar Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's English as a 10th language class and rodeo.)

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What Do Texas Governor Liar Idiot Rick "Payback" Perry, Nevada's Area 51, CIA Hit Squads, and Republicans' Past Debate Have In Common?

     Monday, 7 November 2011, AREA 51, NEVADA - Why, free entertainment, of course. This evening finds us in that remote extension of Edwards AFB in Southern Nevada known as Area 51 which the United States Government claims probably does not exist just like drones although it is on the USEPA Region IX's "Superfund" list while Administrative Law Judges have to anguish over whether crashed UFO's are hazardous waste, radioactive waste, mixed waste, or just what? Oh, well, the best kept secrets. Readers are reminded to refrain from reading free unlimited New York Times content simply by setting free Firefox browsers to "private browsing".
     Speaking of free, a big thank you from the weary crew of the Ninth Amendment for yesterday's record readership. It just goes to show that our readers do want things for free, despite what the people who try to sell things for exponential multiples of what they are "worth" might say. The Ninth Amendment expects to pass viewership numbers of the Super Bowl any year now if television even exists next year, or maybe they will just put chips in everyone's heads and charge a monthly subscription. Maybe even Google will give back some of our ads even though we are out to expose the Google-CIA connection. Yes, Google and the CIA sure do have some big reinforced buildings stuffed with data right next to each other. On the other hand, ads do mean big money, especially at Super Bowl time.
     In today's New York Times readers will have the treat of seeing how the CIA (Center for International Assassinations) "Destroying Democracy One Country at a Time" now has taken to sending out five-person hit squads around the planet since the "Agency" has been on such a roll with its drone assassin mania. Just imagine those big palettes of $100 bills from the bloated "Black Ops" budget being lowered from so many huge helicopters that not even Dick Cheney's BlackDeath contractors can get their greedy little hands on them all.
     Anyone checked Cheney's IRS returns lately? Say perhaps the IRS? Cheney sure did very well financially for a public servant once he took the reins at the White House and ran it like Wall Street while Bush napped, tap-danced on the portico, or was just flown around the country and dumped at his ranch.
     Anyway, almost time to go back underground, so to get to the point the Ninth Amendment has a backlog of comments that have been published in the Times. We therefore hereby offer up the following unedited Times' published Ninth Amendment comment when someone other than Texas Idiot Liar Governor Rick "Payback" Perry still took him seriously.
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BigMartin

waronnothing

October 12th, 2011

11:16 am

Thank you for your concise considered roundup of Tuesday night's latest Republican weekly debate showcasing a uniformly uninspiring cast of spent characters looking to replace Democrat President Obama. Naturally the 2012 Presidential election will be largely before President Obama even has had his fair chance of extricating the United States from the Republicans' most recent mind-boggling legacy of domestic and foreign disasters of historic proportions left behind as George "little shrub" Bush tap-danced off into the sunset and sped away in Air Force Pickup Truck One. Moreover the Republican debaters have enjoyed the soon-to-vanish benefit of Texas Governor Perry's debate participation by virtue of which all others present appear to border on genius level simply by virtue of demonstrating an ability to speak entire English phrases and sentences and to think in any language at all. The editorial staff of the Ninth Amendment log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com applauds this Times' piece's subtle understated humor revealing the obvious truth of Texas Governor Perry having "less and less to lose" as he "goes for broke" in what better State than, naturally, Nevada. As to what Texas Governor Perry has up his sleeve for his expected full-on "aggressive" comeback attempt in next week's episode other than a six-shooter from which his aides no doubt will remove any live rounds, one can only guess. So what are the odds on what that one might be?

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Get Free Internet, Free Internet For The People, More Free Things

     Sunday, 6 November 2011, SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH - Do not come here to buy beer. Hello patient readers. Thank you for waiting albeit perhaps in temporarily waning numbers for the editorial board and assembled global bureau staffs of the Ninth Amendment to come up for air as we continue the circuitous trek to the CIA's "apparent" Langley, Virginia headquarters via Baja California and Belize. First the usual admonition not to read unlimited free digital content of the New York Times simply by readers' setting free Firefox browsers to "Private Browsing".
     The fact for the day is that it is this year's end of daylight savings time right about now so readers in most places should be setting BACK their clocks except maybe in Arizona also the "State That Refused To Recognize Martin Luther King, Jr. Day" while keeping up Arizona's steady assault against the last vestiges of the United States Constitution. Why did they want to be a State anyway? And who would want to be in Arizona except perhaps some faithful Ninth Amendment readers who are waiting out the Alaska winter?
     Or perhaps folks who would like Arizona drivers' licenses that expire only once about every quarter century so readers can drive until they are around 112 years old. Just be sure to get your car registered in Texas as it costs usually well under $100 a year in Texas Liar Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's "business and pollution state" and (we are told) can be registered under a trust in Texas or most states which therefore does not reveal the actual owner's name. THIS IS NOT INTENDED NOR OFFERED AS LEGAL ADVICE. READERS PLEASE GET PROFESSIONAL LEGAL ADVICE IF INTERESTED.
     The Alaska fact for the day is that Ninth Amendment readers too can be Alaska state residents. Much of the Ninth Amendment staff who has resided in Rabbit, Alaska down the road from Chickaloon, Alaska knows that car registration although not so cheap as Texas includes Alaska's most excellent "The Frontier State" license plate or other plates including the United States' winning national license plate of gold miners climbing the Chilkoot Pass by our dear friend the outstanding artist Kathy Sarns.
       Simply by living in the State of Alaska for six months plus one day annually one becomes an Alaska resident who then starting after the following year (of paying no state income tax) receives their share each Fall of about $2,000 interest from the Alaska Permanent Fund for every man, woman and child resident. Free 40 acre "homesteads" alas are a thing of the past unless perhaps one is willing to commit to several years in very remote area without roads and accessed only by foot, snow machine, helicopter, or airplane.
     Now for the much awaited hidden fact for the day. Readers can in most places easily get free internet high-speed service (provided of course that it is meant to be free) simply by plugging a router adapter manufactured by companies such as 2Wire and Linksys into the (higher-speed) USB port in readers' computers (located in the front of most desktops), downloading some wireless software from any router and scanning for unencrypted WIFI signals or by using VPN or Google's Bay Area encryption wireless technology although distribution is limited.
     The Ninth Amendment does not purport to be "techies" of any type, but luckily we have found by plugging simple phrases into a search engine such as Google, say "weak WIFI signal", readers should find all the answers they need to most any  question. (Such as "How do I make my semi Automatic Kalashnikov 1947 into a fully ...?" or "How does the CIA make bug drones? How do I make one?". Readers get the picture . Back to free internet, the cheapest place we have found to buy adapters? Goodwill- about $5. (Color televisions - about $2, but remember you must "Kill your television").
     Readers must be careful as with unencrypted signals sensitive personal information should not be sent over wireless internet -- also hackers set up "FREE" WIFI hotspots with an intermediary passive computer to pick up unwary readers' sensitive information such as bank account, credit card, password information, etc.
     It seems to be more or less like with the Feds and phones. The Feds and States thanks to historical Supreme Court precedent today only still need search warrants for corded telephone tapping. The Supreme Court has been only too happy to allow the State or anyone with money to spend at Radio Shack to listen in all it wants WITH NO WARRANT on anyone else's cell phone, portable phone, and so on. And most recently the Court has even eaten away at the corded telephone conversation protection, allowing "roving" taps as the Court just drools (literally, like Mr. Justice Thomas sleeping on his bare mattress with his huge stack of Playboys) at the chance to do away with the requirement of "probable cause" altogether.

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF ABBIE HOFFMAN
                                             AND TO THE DIGGERS
        ("FREE" STORE AT THE CORNER OF PAGE AND ASHBURY)


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Perry "Phony Fear Factor" (per Krugman) and Do Not Split Those Tens, Goodfellas

     Tuesday, 1 November 2011, LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - "Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas" readers. Recommended films include "Goodfellas" (re New York Lufthansa heist, largest heist in history), "Casino" (what else, the mid-West mob discovers Nevada), readers' film recommendations are welcome while readers still are reminded to avoid reading FREE UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL EDITION CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".
     The fact for the day is that readers who split tens at a blackjack table with other players who have money bet on the table better be very large or ready to run fast. The hidden fact for the day is that readers back at the casino after a long break or who have never played at one ever before should not sit at a table with a lone player without asking permission. Furthermore, when re-learning or learning basic blackjack strategy, as the case may be, it is ALWAYS okay to ask the dealer and other players what to do when unsure, as in stand, hit, split, double, NEVER insurance, etc.
     Most casinos will either provide a free basic blackjack strategy chart or allow players to bring their own, which if not available for free from the pit boss or "training table" may be purchased from the casino or other bookstore, or simply printed for free from the internet Google search "basic blackjack strategy chart" for free printing. Even with perfect basic strategy the odds are always in the favor of "the House". That is, readers will lose to the extent that the laws of probability prevail. 
     The above information is provided as a public service for those seeking ENTERTAINMENT for which they are willing to pay. The Ninth Amendment neither claims expertise nor presumes to have expertise in play of the game of blackjack, but simply offers this post because THIS IS THE LOG THAT DOES ITS BEST TO ALWAYS BRING FRESH MATERIAL TO ITS READERS EXCEPT WHEN SIMPLY NOT POSSIBLE UNDER REASONABLE CIRCUMSTANCES. This post also happens to segue into the below comment.
      The below comment by Little L was published in the digital New York Times approximately a month ago in response to a piece published in the Times as to the advisability of joining Texas Idiot Liar Governor Rick "Payback" Perry in his quest for the United States Presidency. Now about a month later the present estimated percentage of Iowa voters supporting the former "frontrunner" Democrat-turned-"Republican for sale" Perry  in the upcoming Iowa caucuses is a staggering 7%. Yes, that is correct, seven percent estimated support for Perry, the Idiot who turned freefall into crash-and-burn. Time to go kill a coyote and secure that duct tape over his mouth, leaving nostrils open for breathing Texas' dirtiest air in the Nation.
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Comment #80.

September 30th, 2011

12:07 pm

Double Down. Split tens. What's next? The Ninth Amendment Log would like to know if it wishes to sit at this table.

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Animal Abusers Texas Idiot Liar Governor Rick "Payback" Perry and Mitt "Book of Mormon" Romney - CIA-Google Connection - Hellfire Missile-Project Eschelon Bio-Energetics

Monday, 31 October 2011, 51ST STATE OF CONSCIOUSNESS - Thank you faithful readers whom the Ninth Amendment REMINDS NOT TO READ UNLIMITED DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES CONTENT FOR FREE SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".  The Ninth Amendment's sincere apologies for the recent lack of fresh material due to a backlog of unedited and unreviewed material awaiting publication here although many comments such as that below by Little L have been published within the last few weeks as comments in the Times digital edition.

      In an unprecedented investigation involving both Ninth Amendment global bureau staff and editorial board members, all available resources have been diverted to important projects to, among other things, expose for our readers own consideration a large amount of factual information which the Ninth Amendment believe may expose a very strong Google-CIA connection. Further available resources have been earmarked to researching information the Ninth Amendment is informed may have been developed by Bradblog.com regarding, inter alia, the Hellfire Missile and Project Echelon which preliminary unofficial reports indicate may relate to what is variously known as Bio-Energetics and other similar code names for research involving the hostile use of micro or similar wave targeting of the human brain. 

      The fact for the day is no the Ninth Amendment is not joking. The hidden fact for the day is that interested readers are encouraged to do readers' own research as the Ninth Amendment currently must operate at full capacity from underground in plain sight. Finally, the Little L comment below was published to the best of the Ninth Amendment's knowledge within the past weeks in the Times digital edition (unedited here) in response to escalating news reports that both Texas Idiot Liar Governor Rick "Payback" Perry and Mitt "Book of Mormon" Romney are committed annual abusers. It is not known if either or both participate in any kind of organized ritual animal abuse or simply think it up on their own.

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     Bravo! Thank you for seeing the truth, knowing the truth, and writing the truth. God help us all should either Perry or Romney win the White House! We at the Ninth Amendment will continue to do our part to expose the truth as well. Who in their right mind would strap the family dog to the roof of a vehicle? And who in their right mind would needlessly kill a coyote later using the pretense after learning that a coyote had never been known to attack a human in the United States that the coyote was in fact going to attack his dog. I am sickened by them both!

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Texas Idiot Liar Governor Rick "Payback" Perry "Unveils" Economic Plan (Including EPA Elimination and Okaying Alaska, Wilderness, Ocean Gas and Oil Drilling) Prepared By Oil and Gas Industry

     Monday, 17 October 2011, WEST MIFFLIN, PA. - The Ninth Amendment reminds readers to refrain from READING FREE UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".  Texas Idiot Liar Governor Rick "Payback" Perry this past Friday after admitting his horrific debate performances sought before an impartial audience of steel workers to redeem himself with the announcement of his totally unawaited "economic proposal" immediately identified as essentially stolen from a recent oil and gas industry "wish list".
     The "fact for the day" is that Texas Idiot Liar Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's aides would not even respond to inquiries as to whether the "economic plan" merely regurgitated a recent oil and gas industry proposal that would allow drilling in every free square inch of the country, strip away all meaningful government regulations, and eliminate the Environmental Protection Agency which does not even have jurisdiction over nearly any of the oil and gas activity.
     Today's "hidden fact for the day" is that attendees at the grand "comeback" moment readily noted that most anecdotal "facts" Texas Idiot Liar Governor Rick "Payback" Perry attempted to relate as he continued to practice his English as a tenth language were plainly incorrect with at least one being identified most likely as simply an outright lie. The "Business State" Governor is alleged to have acquired his most recently "shared" area of expertise in economics while studying animal husbandry at Texas A&M University which still will not acknowledge that it has any record of him ever existing.
     The good news is that as Texas Idiot Liar Governor Rick "Payback" Perry relentlessly accelerates his freefall from politics forever whenever he opens his mouth he did venture without explanation to declare that his "economic plan" will generate 1.2 million jobs as unregulated oil and gas drilling presumably quickly ramps up throughout Alaska and whatever remains of the rest of the American wilderness and any surrounding bodies of water surrounding the United States.
     Presumably these jobs will be created in the fields of medical and hospital care, natural disaster control, enormous expansion of federal agencies such as FEMA to arrive just in time to cart away bodies, and stupendous growth in funeral homes and cemeteries which apparently will have spacious areas of former wilderness now become gas and oil puddles in vast areas of dirt and waste in which to expand.
     As to how Texas Idiot Liar Governor Perry's "economic plan" will do anything at all to help abate in any way the current United States' and resulting global recession now thought to be the worst since the "Great Depression" and yet another crowning legacy of the administration of Perry's former boss never-elected "President" George "little shrub" Bush (after Perry changed from Democrat into Republican) was not touched upon by the "candidate" testing the limits of gravity's acceleration for his irreversible crash-landing probably amidst a top-polluting refinery or heavy industry plant in Texas home of the nation's dirtiest air.
     Or, if any meaningful recovery plan were announced or attempted to be explained, the steel workers' coffee break already had ended and anyone else such as freelance reporters also had left in disgust at seeing an apparently grown man insistently continue to humiliate himself before a nation and world that long ago lost all interest in him in his desperate attempts at immortality as being the stupidest candidate ever to run for President of the United States.

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Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry Claims Clean Air Credit, Scorns EPA

     Saturday, 1 October 2011, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Hello readers. The Ninth Amendment repeats please do not READ UNLIMITED FREE CONTENT FROM THE DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". The post below  published in the digital Times here appears verbatim in response to a past Friday Times column on Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's newly reported characteristic misleading, dishonest and lying claims of all credit for himself for his non-existent "leading" role in cleaning Texas' air which is the Nation's dirtiest
     The fact for the day is that Idiot Texas Governor Rick "Payback" Perry singles out his exemplary leading credit for cleaning Texas' air by highlighting the reduction of nitrous oxide emissions.
      The hidden fact for the day is that nitrous oxide "laughing" gas is an essentially inert chemical compound for healthy humans provided it is administered with sufficient amounts of oxygen to breathe. (THIS INFORMATION PROVIDED BY OUR BARBER NEITHER OFFERS NOR PURPORTS TO OFFER PROFESSIONAL NOR EXPERT HEALTH AND/OR MEDICAL ADVICE WHICH MUST BE SOUGHT FROM KNOWN RELIABLE SOURCES).
      Generally not identified as a most pressing air pollution nor global warming contributor laughing gas popularly has been accepted as safe to use (for example for some time by dentists) since at least its early use in the 18th century by the Joseph Priestly Society for purposes of spiritual enlightenment or positive mind expansion by appropriate persons.
      Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry is not yet known to have claimed full credit for any reductions nor increases in the use of Novocaine although were he "fairly compensated, and I don't mean $5,000" by the oral health industry he presumably would mandate Novocaine for everyone as legally required, except the many uninsured adults and children who do not need it because they cannot pay and very rich Perry donors in Texas who tell him no and go to dental hygienists.
      The dumb humor for the day is that it takes no Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perrys to screw in a light bulb as this service is/will be provided by "aides" while he is busy stuffing cash in his pockets, trying to speed-learn English, or it is done instead by his prison handlers as the case may be.

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     Heartening that Governor Perry is back on the warpath either lying or attempting English speech as he slams the final nails into his coffin. Former Democrat turned Republican and Gore supporter turned secessionist Perry now claims credit for cleaning Texas' air (the dirtiest in the Nation) which he has fought every step of the way. The Ninth Amendment log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com wishes to remind (or inform, as the case may be) Governor Perry that people who cannot breathe die which means they do not need jobs.

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Texas "Governor" Rick Perry and Sarah "Philosopher" Palin Expect 2012 Republican Presidential and Vice-Presidential Nomination

Tuesday 23 November 2010, ABOARD AIR FORCE THREE, Aloft aboard with former "President" George "little shrub" Bush on his historic "diplomatic" party-plane, Bush, Rick "What Can the US Do for Me?" Perry, and Sarah "Hey, Who Took My Brain?" Palin listened to secure conference call instructions as to how Perry and Palin would take the 2012 United States Presidency and Vice-Presidency elections respectively after Bush's dad explained to them how this would come about.
They can be expected to take office in January 2013 after a "rigged" election (as necessary), and then within a few months the United States will cease to exist as soon as anything important happens that they need to handle.
The Ninth Amendment releases this exclusive story with details to follow shortly as soon as the Ninth Amendment computer servers have fully transformed "little Shrub" Bush's, "Six Shooter" Perry's, and Sarah "Hey, Who Took My Brain?" Palin's responses into English and apply sophisticated logic computer programs to assess what it is most probable they were attempting to say aboard Air Force Three. The conference call unfortunately turned out not to be secure after it was mistakenly simulcast worldwide on Fox TV and Radio "news".

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Texas Governor Perry Denies He is Running for President 2012, "Writes Book"

Wednesday, November 3, 2012, NEW YORK - Week before last the first day after his record-breaking FOURTH TERM victory Texas Governor Perry spent in New York City "promoting" Texas on poor Texas taxpayers' dollars while incidentally attending the release of his new book to great fanfare amongst New Yorkers who had no idea who he was.
Upon having the title read to him Mr. Perry realized that it was called "Fed Up" apparently believing it was about a time as an infant he got sick eating beef steer baby food. In fact actually "Fed Up" apparently concerns Mr. Perry's adamant denial that he would NOT run for US President in 2012 exactly as George W. Bush said the same thing about the 2000 President's race in 1999.
Mr. Perry did confess he does not like former President "little shrub" Bush whom he is exactly the same as except for his name which is different. Mr. Perry apparently slept through most of the reading of his new book "Fed Up" although later it was explained to him that amongst other things it was a brilliant manifesto about how Mr. Perry in about ten minutes figured out how he would have completely re-written the U.S. Constitution had the Founding Fathers invited him and were he alive in the 18th Century.
Mr. Perry, who possibly was almost a Rhodes scholar and Harvard Constitutional law professor also explained the wisdom of rather than having state legislatures follow any US Constitution he would just let each one of them run whatever government it cared to, and then Mr. Perry could pick which one was best. Mr. Perry may possibly win the Pulitzer Prize for his book but probably not the National Poetry Book Award because it is the wrong kind of book for that. Mr. Perry possibly could win the Nobel Prize as well because he is a living person.
Mr. Perry says he does not like the federal government because it is always trying to tell Texas what to do. He apparently still struggles with the idea that Federal Laws full of bad ideas like making the air clean enough to breath or teaching people how to read and write should have to be followed by Texas which is its own Republic and has its own license plates.
Mr. Perry apparently was devastated to wake up from his nap and learn that his book was not about what a successful Boy Scout he was like his earlier book which was the only book anyone has ever written about him.
Remember, you read it first earlier here in the Ninth Amendment, Mr. "I am NOT going to run for President" Perry now without a doubt will be running in 2012. The Ninth Amendment here picks him as the hands-down favorite to win, since like the man he cannot stand George "little shrub" Bush he is from Texas, which is the second most populous state after California. Therefore, like Mr. Bush who won neither the popular nor electoral votes in the 2000 election but who's brother was Governor of Florida, Governor Perry even without the incovenience of winning these actual vote counts can have Texas beaureaucrats arrange for him to get whatever votes he needs to make up the shortfall from registered voters illegal aliens and Texas' many life-term prison felons mostly in for shoplifting.
It still is unclear how if Mr. Perry decides to secede from the United States again once he is President, he will secede the United States from the United States if he feels this is "prudent". Then, of course, not only can Mexico have Texas back, it can have the whole United States as well.

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Ninth Amendment First to Endorse Rick Perry for President in 2012

Sunday, 7 November 2010, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Rick Perry last Tuesday won an unprecedentled FOURTH term as "Governor" of Texas following his record THIRD term. Mr. Perry, the "Franklin Delano Roosevelt" of Texas now only remains to end WWIII after he starts it and ends Texas' depression which he already started.
Having accomplished everything necessary to place Texas in a perfect position for success (other than a few tens of rankings vying with Arizona in 49th or 50th place in the United States in insignificant matters like education), Mr. Perry immediately after the votes were "pre-counted" headed to the "Big Apple" (New York). He went to promote Texas along with his new book which no one, including his publisher, knows the subject matter.
It may be about Mr. Perry's successes in the Boy Scouts of which all records have been "misplaced" as in his first and only other book, also about the Boy Scouts. Unfortunately his editors due to Mr. Perry's inability to read were unable to have him make editing suggestions. Mr. Perry is very excited about his book's imminent New York release so that he can have someone read it to him when he is not napping.
New Yorkers allegedly are dying to read the book as Texas Governor Rick Perry is one of the biggest sources of interest in the world to New Yorkers and the rest of the planet. Poor Texas taxpayers will as usual foot the bill for his and Mrs. Perry's travel and very extensive security in New York. New Yorkers thanks to Mr. Perry's and his wife's visits should soon be visiting Texas as yet another huge economic boon to Texas thanks to the selfless Perrys.
Mr. and Mrs. Perry on their constant travels out of state and around the world are now more or less thought of as the John F. and Jackie Kennedy of the modern era, and just as popular around the globe.
Mr. Perry will make a superb President of the United States in 2012 as he has demonstrated his ability to keep a state or country in perfect working order by taking frequent all-day naps and working no more than four hours a month. It is not known if he will be able to carry his six-shooter to protect himself from coyotes and street people on morning jogs from the Pink, Green, Yellow, White, huh? House in Washington, D.C. as it is rumored that it is illegal to carry a handgun in your running shorts there. The future "President" Rick Perry then would be arrested.
The Ninth Amendment reminds all committed and true Republicans, Tea Partiers, and folks who like political "payback" with interest from donations for the man's campaign, to vote for Rick Perry frequently and repeatedly. Mr. Perry always guarantees less government and secession from the United States if it messes with Texas or the Alamo.
It is not currently known how Mr. Perry will secede the United States from the United States if he gets upset about the issue, but if anyone can figure it out, his advisors can.

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Texas Governor Perry Criminal Use of Texas Taxpayers' Money for World Travel

Sunday, 17 September 2010, AUSTIN, TX - Texas newspapers the San Antonio Express-News and Houston Chronicle reported late last week that after an illegal delay of two months since their public request under the Texas Public Information Act, incomplete records of Texas Governor Perry and wife Anita's "security expenses" totaling close to one million dollars paid by Texas taxpayers for at least 23 trips over the past seven years for their world travel frequent vacations were revealed in records released by the Texas "Department of Public Safety" and criminal activity.
Other Perry taxpayer-fundeded security vacation records furthermore were illegally withheld from the press and public for the years 2006-2007 on the fabricated grounds that they did not have to be kept for more than three years, since the Texas DPS is well award who pays their salaries. This argument was thrown out by a Texas court and is now being heard by the Texas Supreme Court pursuant to an appeal by the newspapers. Governor Perry, aside from making some incomprehensible statement that he was busy playing a "connect the dots" game, allegedely made these trips worldwide including multiple trips including to Europe and Japan to "promote Texas tourism" and use his well-known charm and intellect to lure businesses to Texas.
Mrs. Perry also frequently joined the Governor on these trips because of her equally well-known abilities as an "Ambassador to Texas" and so that she could shop. Often trips such as Mrs. Perry's one half-month junket to Japan were generously taken alone by her so that she could get full-body Japanese oil massages and "promote" Texas as well. Because Mrs. Perry is such a well-known assassination target her security tab for this vacation cost Texas taxpayers close to $50,000.
The Perrys were quick to point out that the approximately one million dollar security costs for their global sojourns (plus the costs contained in records illegally allegedly destroyed by the Texas "Department of Public Safety" and criminal activities) did not include all the other actual costs paid for by rich Texans and "public interest groups" as payoffs for the "payback" they now know will come from Governor Perry at the expense of Texas taxpayers and children who will lose any remaining food and health care funds after those already looted by the Perrys.
The Texas "Department of Public Safety" and criminal activities also refused to reveal any of the facts of the huge security details who have accompanied the Perrys on their global vacations on the absurd grounds of "national security" and were flown with the Perrys around the globe with all meals, stipends, airfare, posh hotel expenses, et cetera paid for by struggling Texas taxpayers. Of course by merely looking around the cities of Texas one can easily see the huge number of Japanese, European and other foreign visitors whom the Perrys have charmed into coming from around the globe to visit Texas, famous for putting more people to death than all the states and federal government combined (or any other country on the planet). Governor Perry also is quick to take credit for the few Japanese companies that have moved operations to Texas under threat of devastating United States tariffs if they did not.
Governor Perry, who has announced that he sees no point in debating Democratic challenger Bill White because "Texans are not interested" as Mr. Perry seeks a record fourth term looting Texas, is not expected to make himself available before any Texans before Election Day for fear of revealing his inability to think or speak. As usual any "public appearances" will be carefully archestrated to take place only before hand-picked groups of Perry "supporters" who are exclusively lobbyists paying their dues for further handouts from the Governor while Texas taxpayers go broke and see their children starve to death or die from lack of health care. Few of these lobbyists, who are all former Perry staff members are expected to vote. Governor Perry will simply use their "pay-off" money to run television ads and secure re-election with cold, hard cash.
John F. Kennedy on being inaugurated as President of the United States, said "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." Mr. Perry, on the other hand, upon starting his quarter-century of "public service", reportedly said, "Ask not what you can do for Texas, ask what Texas can do for Rick Perry".
Preliminary unsubstantiated reports by unauthorized sources reveal that Texas Governor Perry will soon be the subject of more federal criminal investigations by more federal law enforcement agencies than any governor that has ever preceded him in any state. Apart from fixed land-deals, illegal world vacationing at Texas taxpayer expense, and untold other criminal activities, the further details of one obvious Governor Perry specific pay-off for campaign dollars Perry received which Democratic challenger Bill White already has called to be frozen and criminally investigated will shortly be reported here.

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Texas Governor Perry and Former US President Bush Arrested for Bestiality

Wednesday, 13 October 2010, Del Rio, Texas - Ninth Amendment Exclusive. An unindentified source at the Del Rio, Texas jail confirmed that this past weekend both Texas Governor Perry and former US "President" George "little shrub" Bush were briefly held in custody until bond was posted by Federal law enforcement agents and Texas Rangers who whisked the pair away from the jail.
The pair reportedly had spent a very heavy night of "partying" with terrorists and drug cartel drugpins who are business associates of the Bush family. Mr. Perry, who is currently running for another record-breaking term as Governor of Texas, apparently already has raised more than twice as much campaign money as his opponent Bill White after only a single night of "fundraising" exclusively with lobbyists who formerly worked for the Governor's office and now are "cashing in".
Both Mr. Perry and Mr. Bush therefore reportedly have a lot of free time on their hands to nap when they are not making business deals set up by cronies. This past weekend Mr. Bush reportedly spent at Mr. Perry's Texas taxpayer-rented "Governor's Mansion" at Mr. Bush's old favorite habit of snorting large amounts of "dealer-quality" cocaine while Mr. Perry drank whiskey and cough syrup and smoked crack. Concerned bodyguards reportedly at one point had to relieve Mr. Perry of his famous six-shooter so that he did not "harm himself or others".
Reportedly sometime after dawn the duo together set out in pursuit of their favorite nighttime pastimes, that is Mr. Bush's earlier reported habit reported here of partying with transsexuals and donkeys, while Mr. Perry set off in search of "farm animals". Unfortunately both were caught in a sting operation for wealthy Republicans being conducted by the ten or so law enforcement agencies with nothing better to do now operating in the area funded by confiscated "drug money".
Spokespeople for both Governor Perry and former US "President" George "little shrub" Bush, on condition of anonymity, disclaimed any knowledge of either the activities or arrests of the two and speculated that they actually had spent the evening "at church".

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