29 April 2013

Times Columnist Professor "Krugtron The Invincible" Blasts Richest 1%'s Ignorant Tool Austerity Economists As "Knaves And Fools"

    Monday, 29 April 2013, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - New York Times economics Nobel Prize-winnng columnist Princeton Professor Paul Krugman yesterday assumed the name of "Krugtron The Invincible" in response to what he described essentially as continuing annoyingly ignorant criticism from so-called  "austerity economist" mouthpieces of the United States' richest 1% (soon to be if not already 0.1%) which tools of the rich Professor Krugman dismissed as "Knaves and Fools". The Ninth Amendment editorial staff's responsive comment published yesterday in the digital New York Times appears verbatim below. Readers may click on the link below to go directly to the comment and Professor Krugman's piece entitled "Knaves, Fools and Me (Meta)" to which the below comment responded.
  1. April 28, 2013 at 3:26 p.m.
      • BigMartin
      • waronnothing
      Professor Krugtron The Invincible, The editorial staff of the Ninth Amendment log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com encourages you as all to express yourself as you will yet cautioning your new moniker may impede your chances of a second Nobel Prize. However our research staff has yet to determine definitively either one person's eligibility to win more than one Nobel Prize per corporeal manifestation (i.e. lifetime) or the probability thereof in any case. In which case your name change actually may be another brilliant tact to garner a second Nobel Prize consistent with your tendency undeniably to be scrupulously correct. As to the knaves and fools to whom you refer in the curious medieval/comic book world which you this day seem to inhabit we further agree that be it ignorance, stupidity, greed, avarice, absolute lack of knowledge or respect for some of this Great Country's harshest lessons of its none-too-distant history they do seem determined not only to repeat disaster revisiting past mistakes with exponential fervor but indeed to make them irreversible. Professor we fear that you may be too kind as many inhabiting a medieval/comic book world might be quick to point out that tragically some people are just plain self-centered dangerously no-good evil liars. We wish however to believe this ultimately not to be the case but prefer to maintain our belief or in any case imagine (John Lennon) in the triumph of the essential goodness and knowledge of humanity the world over.

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27 April 2013

George W. "little shrub" Bush "'Presidential' Children's Library And Video Arcade" Inauguarated As Barbara Bush Pleads "No More Bushes In White House" Beside Wheelchaired "Bush 41" Nearing Deathbed As Shunned Armed Texas Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry And Dick "Pigheart" Cheney Looks On In Phony "Cowboy" Hat

     Saturday 27 April 2013, THE ALGARVE, PORTUGAL - The Ninth Amendment editorial board from the beautiful nude beaches of this country which has decriminalized the possession and use of all drugs in case readers also chose to miss one of the great bogus non-events in memory featuring some of the most loathsome persons to disgrace recent American history reports that this past Thursday the "President" George "little shrub" Bush "Presidential" Children's Libray and Video Arcade was inaugurated on the grounds of Southern Methodist University in suburban Dallas (site of the probable "Bush 41" orchestrated JFK assassination and serious "magic bullet" wounding of then-Texas Governor John Connelly) in clear violation of the United States Constitution's absolute separation of church and state.
     Barbara Bush pleaded in probable hope for redemption that neither her other idiot son Jeb Bush (Florida facilitator of his older brother's coup d'etat against actual 2000 Presidential election winner former Vice-President Al Gore) nor any other Bush ever be elected to the White House again as her husband CIA Headquarters' namesake George Herbert Walker Bush aka "Bush 41" attended in a wheelchair as his days before his rendezvous with the devil appeared numbered.
     "Little shrub" Bush noted the irony of having a library named after him since he had never spent time in one in his life although America will never forget his steadfast efforts to continue reading to young schoolchildren even after being twice told by handlers on the fateful morning of 11 September 2001 that the United States was under probable alleged "terrorist" attack with both towers of the World Trade Center (then under little publicized  security contract with his other brother) having been struck allegedly by foreign terrorists in hijacked U.S. Airliners as United States fighter jets lethargically scrambled and raced toward the site at half speed arriving later that day.
     Of particular note of all Presidents present and former as well as unelected "little shrub Bush" former President Jimmy Carter stood off at a distance in apparent disgust at the lot of them. With "Bush 41" apparently wheelchair-bound and Dick "Pigheart" Cheney apparently only kept going by the thought of how much money he has daily ripped off from the United States through his Halliburton, "Blackdeath" and other criminal mercenary contractor enterprises ("cash only, please") the Ninth Amendment currently is investigating who will inherit the mantle to the so-called "Fourth Reich".
     Finally it bears mentioning that faced with such "difficult" decisions as whether to pre-emptively bomb Iraq and then kill and maim millions of its citizens and sacrifice the lives of hundreds of thousands of United States armed forces on the basis of obviously bogus "WMD" information and chicanery which responsible CIA personnel have admitted they were given about one week's time to gin up from millions of documents flashed before them on a Langley projection screen Americans with nothing better to do (such as visit Revolutionary War battlefields) will be able to play video games at the "little shrub" Bush Southern Methodist "Presidential" library and see if they too can make as bad decisions as were made by (or rather for) the man who will surely go down as the worst President ever not elected in United States history. 

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22 April 2013

U.S. Obama Illegal African Network Of Thirty-Five Drone Bases And Counting

     Monday, 22 April 2013, LUSAKA, ZAMBIA - The United States reportedly has undertaken the rapid expansion of an African network of ("non-existent") illegal drone bases throughout this last vast largely unspoiled continent rather than undertaking something truly unexpected such as providing any meaningful humanitarian aid to the untold millions of starving, sick and dying persons here many of whom live their entire lives in abject poverty and misery.
       This massive far-flung American military buildup's acceleration has been steadily reported by various sources in the wake of some of the CIA's more recent lies propagated to the American people and the world community earlier this year planting alarmist Al-Qaeda Nigeria "lightening" takeover fairy tales of this African country said to be roughly five billion times the land area of the CIA's posh Langley,Virginia George Herbert Walker Bush Center for National "Intelligence" (including CIA parking lot, petting zoo and animal torture laboratories).
     CIA fed terror reports of the fragmented Nigerian Government's long-coming demise heralding the entire country's imminent fall within a matter of days or even perhaps hours to scarcely a handful of ill-equipped Al-Qaeda militants or at least persons who appeared by satellite possibly to dress like Al Qaeda militant-sympathizers turned out to be, especially once the French heeded frantic requests to call in airstrikes to bomb whoever it might be back to the Stone Ages were, as the saying goes, "greatly exaggerated". In any case they were as more usual than not wrong.
      Nevertheless as has since been documented in many publications, as well as the subject of demonstrations by groups such as the Answer Coalition at www.answersf.org the Pentagon has leapt at the opportunity to establish a major drone base in Niger and from there expanded throughout the "Dark Continent" rapidly establishing a network so far reported at more than thirty-five drone bases throughout the African continent amongst countries containing the most diverse and vast natural resources still left on the planet.
     President Obama winner of the Nobel Peace Prize also now seems determined to go down in history as the "Drone President" signing off personally on what in practice likely are by far the most CIA murders ever committed in one Presidency given their tendency to keep agents well out of harm's way by minimizing messy one-on-one assassinations but doing so instead at the cost of untold innocent foreign civilian lives sacrificed to keep targeting "lethal surveillance teams" and their young American "video game" warrior recruits safe and and well out of harm's way thousands of miles away piloting drones from suburban Virginia sheds.
     No doubt the Africans will be duly pleased to have their American friends back again in Africa, the irony of America's first African-American President being the one to herald the American's return surely not being lost on some. Who would have thought?

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21 April 2013

Ninth Amendment SFPD "Shooting Frenzy" Post Heralds Suspect Reported Readership Drop

      Sunday, 21 April 2013, Mountain View, CA - The Ninth Amendment editorial staff, while as always researching and preparing other new posts not yet published currently including the federal government's dismal gun control failure as well as an analysis and compilation of initial reports of the United States alleged planned vast expansion of military (including non-existent so-called "drone") and myriad so-called "intelligence" activities over a vast area of the African continent, also has been conducting a preliminary continuing review and analysis of internally compiled seemingly anomalous referral, geographic and other readership statistics  regarding the Ninth Amendment's most recently published post appearing below.
     Under investigation especially are internal Google and derivative compilations of supposedly nearly non-existent reader "pageviews" of this post concerning the SFPD's recent Mission District shooting frenzy including the critical wounding of the apparent victim of the alleged crime. The Ninth Amendment  special internal investigations audit team has reported to the editorial staff that it has yet to identify a satisfactory explanation for this seeming aberration at a time when the Ninth Amendment log has otherwise been experiencing a marked steadily sustained upswing in readership.
     Readers are asked please to bear with the Ninth Amendment's need to re-run the post here verbatim as originally published with the most accurate information then available as necessary to further its investigation into this statistically highly improbable circumstance.  Any resulting information and/or conclusions of newsworthy significance will of course be published here for our readers own evaluation. As always readers' comments are welcome including of course any casting light on this seemingly most unlikely circumstance.

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"SFPD Critically Shoot One Man 'Imagined' To Have Gun As Well As Man 'Believe' To Be His Target

     Tuesday, 9 April 2013 - SAN FRANCISCO - Zealous San Francisco police called out of their police bunker in the somewhat gentrified Mission District of this city apparently came out with guns blazing late Sunday night firing off what would be expected to be hollow-nosed rounds into a group directly across the street from their Mission Station when the SFPD allegedly imagined a man aiming a firearm at another which turned out to be an air gun. Perhaps seeking to outdo the NYPD which readers may recall last year mowed down many completely innocent New Yorkers walking and window-shopping on the sidewalks in the vicinity of the landmark Empire State Building the SFPD also quickly convinced San Franciscans who were not hit it was time to dive for the pavement.
     Latest reports to the Ninth Amendment's Bay Area bureau confirm that SFPD officers in fact critically wounded a man not with a gun but an air gun which they emphatically educated members of the press can shoot pellets when loaded with air. It is not believed to be the official policy of the SFPD also to shoot persons at whom the SFPD believe imagined guns are being pointed, but in this case the SFPD also did hitting the putative target as well apparently with hollow-nosed rounds quickly making him into an actual target who at last reports also was hospitalized in extremely critical condition along with the possible air shooter.
     Involved officer(s) nevertheless reportedly have been suspended regardless of Department policy for attempting to kill victims as well as perpetrators. Some citizens reportedly expressed concern if it was just a case of remarkably poor marksmanship and judgment rather than policy it nevertheless was disheartening and frightening to experience it enthusiastically practiced amidst groups of citizens. Readers may internet search the Mission District police for other perhaps troubling incidents such as SFPD's shooting a man several times in the back there and killing him a couple years ago. 
     The Ninth Amendment does not have access to the most recent information on the police shooting victims' conditions and/or survival and families, friends and interested others are urged of course directly to contact proper medical authorities for this information. Hollow-nosed bullets of late have been an issue in the forefront of the San Francisco political scene where the city council has been deciding whether ordinary citizens should be permitted to buy or possess them in the city.
     Medical personnel at hospitals such as the city's major trauma San Francisco General Hospital confirm that the hollow-nosed bullet which is designed to mushroom splatter immediately upon entering a human's tissue causes maximum lethal damage by making nearly every hit either extremely critical or catastrophically deadly by expanding exponentially in the human body tearing out tissue, blood vessels, bones, organs including much of the brain in head shots as the bullets rapidly expand pancaking into gaping exit wounds.
     Proponents of the hollow-nosed bullets argue they are actually much safer than a bullet with a "full metal jacket" which can pass through targeted humans but not necessarily immediately stop them and furthermore then continue on for some distance through, for example, bystanders even at some distance and structures such as building exterior and apartment walls into neighboring units. Unfortunately as demonstrated apparently in the SFPD's frenzied Sunday night shooting the theory of the "safer" hollow-nosed bullet does not hold true for anyone when it causes maximum life-threatening damage in persons shot wrongly, recklessly, negligently and/or accidentally.
     The Ninth Amendment wishes to emphasize that information on the incident is still developing. As always our hearts go out to all those possibly killed or injured without just cause and of course their families, loved ones and friends. Individuals with particular concerns should contact appropriate authorities. Finally the Ninth Amendment emphasizes that no final hearing has been initiated on any of the officer-involved shootings and whatever the outcome does not reflect on the SFPD as a whole. However as of this time the available reports do not sound encouraging as to the conduct of those involved and the consequences quite possibly sickeningly tragic for all involved including for the entire San Francisco community..

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09 April 2013

SFPD Critically Shoot One Man "Imagined" To Have Gun As Well As Man "Believed" To Be His Target

     Tuesday, 9 April 2013 - SAN FRANCISCO - Zealous San Francisco police called out of their police bunker in the somewhat gentrified Mission District of this city apparently came out with guns blazing late Sunday night firing off what would be expected to be hollow-nosed rounds into a group directly across the street from their Mission Station when the SFPD allegedly imagined a man aiming a firearm at another which turned out to be an air gun. Perhaps seeking to outdo the NYPD which readers may recall last year mowed down many completely innocent New Yorkers walking and window-shopping on the sidewalks in the vicinity of the landmark Empire State Building the SFPD also quickly convinced San Franciscans who were not hit it was time to dive for the pavement.
     Latest reports to the Ninth Amendment's Bay Area bureau confirm that SFPD officers in fact critically wounded a man not with a gun but an air gun which they emphatically educated members of the press can shoot pellets when loaded with air. It is not believed to be the official policy of the SFPD also to shoot persons at whom the SFPD believe imagined guns are being pointed, but in this case the SFPD also did hitting the putative target as well apparently with hollow-nosed rounds quickly making him into an actual target who at last reports also was hospitalized in extremely critical condition along with the possible air shooter.
     Involved officer(s) nevertheless reportedly have been suspended regardless of Department policy for attempting to kill victims as well as perpetrators. Some citizens reportedly expressed concern if it was just a case of remarkably poor marksmanship and judgment rather than policy it nevertheless was disheartening and frightening to experience it enthusiastically practiced amidst groups of citizens. Readers may internet search the Mission District police for other perhaps troubling incidents such as SFPD's shooting a man several times in the back there and killing him a couple years ago. 
     The Ninth Amendment does not have access to the most recent information on the police shooting victims' conditions and/or survival and families, friends and interested others are urged of course directly to contact proper medical authorities for this information. Hollow-nosed bullets of late have been an issue in the forefront of the San Francisco political scene where the city council has been deciding whether ordinary citizens should be permitted to buy or possess them in the city.
     Medical personnel at hospitals such as the city's major trauma San Francisco General Hospital confirm that the hollow-nosed bullet which is designed to mushroom splatter immediately upon entering a human's tissue causes maximum lethal damage by making nearly every hit either extremely critical or catastrophically deadly by expanding exponentially in the human body tearing out tissue, blood vessels, bones, organs including much of the brain in head shots as the bullets rapidly expand pancaking into gaping exit wounds.
     Proponents of the hollow-nosed bullets argue they are actually much safer than a bullet with a "full metal jacket" which can pass through targeted humans but not necessarily immediately stop them and furthermore then continue on for some distance through, for example, bystanders even at some distance and structures such as building exterior and apartment walls into neighboring units. Unfortunately as demonstrated apparently in the SFPD's frenzied Sunday night shooting the theory of the "safer" hollow-nosed bullet does not hold true for anyone when it causes maximum life-threatening damage in persons shot wrongly, recklessly, negligently and/or accidentally.
     The Ninth Amendment wishes to emphasize that information on the incident is still developing. As always our hearts go out to all those possibly killed or injured without just cause and of course their families, loved ones and friends. Individuals with particular concerns should contact appropriate authorities. Finally the Ninth Amendment emphasizes that no final hearing has been initiated on any of the officer-involved shootings and whatever the outcome does not reflect on the SFPD as a whole. However as of this time the available reports do not sound encouraging as to the conduct of those involved and the consequences quite possibly sickeningly tragic for all involved including for the entire San Francisco community..

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06 April 2013

New York Times Entire Editorial Board Finally Calls For Guantanamo Bay Closure Detainees Release

     6 April 2013, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - In the wake of the most recent and longest hunger strike ever of remaining Guantanamo Bay detainees in numbers far greater than those told in more lies to the American people by the United States Government and the CIA many of whom were ordered released long ago the entire editorial board of the Ninth Amendment log salutes the entire editorial board of the New York Times for finally demonstrating the moral courage to call for the immediate closure of Guantanamo Bay and release of detainees in the New York Times published today. Readers may click the Times link below.
     The end of this atrocity indeed is the ultimate proof to the world that the United States did not lose the war on terrorism by sacrificing its own Constitution and fundamental principles upon which it was founded including as set out in the English Common Law and the International Laws governing the conduct of all nations.
     God Bless America.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/06/opinion/hunger-strike-at-guantanamo-bay.html?hp&_r=0

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05 April 2013

Obama San Francisco Fly-By Courts Rich Demos Supports Pelosi Calls For Dumping Boehner

     Friday, 5 April 2013, SEA CLIFF, SAN FRANCISCO - President Obama Wednesday reportedly made a fund-raising trip to this exclusive San Francisco enclave perhaps best known as the home of actor Robin Williams. Obama reportedly did not hold a fundraiser at Mr. Williams home nor did he apparently take time to visit the nude beach below nor pay homage to the late Dr. Hunter S. Thompson at Dr. Thompson's relatively nearby beloved Seal Rock Inn. President Obama reportedly buttressed efforts of ActBlue which has successfully raised large amounts of internet donations for the Democratic National Congressional Campaign Committee to counter Republican "Boner" Boehner's fundraising efforts among the small handful of billionaires who actually conspire to keep the Republican party afloat by relentlessly scheming to devise new manipulative strategies to trick mainstream Americans (the other 99.9%) through lies and deception mostly via blitz television advertising into believing that Republicans have anything to offer them except lives of misery, poverty, lousy public education and nutrition, and large-scale incarceration.
     For more on these topics the Ninth Amendment recommends Nobel Prize winning New York Times columnist  Professor Paul Krugman who reportedly writes for the publication without remuneration while also serving as Professor of Economics at Princeton University. Ironically Princeton University's Woodrow Wilson School also serves as the country's major breeding ground for top CIA "officials".
     President Obama reportedly focused his San Francisco fundraising efforts on exclusive fundraising remarks at the homes of other Sea Cliff billionaires where he spoke on the need to knock the Republicans out of the House of Representatives and restore Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House so that he could actually get something done rather than deal with the moronic Tea Party crowd busily destroying what remains of the Republican Party (not really a party, more like a crack rave being the drug introduced to the United States by, yes of course, the CIA as long ago documented at length in the Los Angeles Times to finance its as usual ill-conceived and incidentally illegal Contra operation).
     Obama joked apparently that he could not see the Golden Gate Bridge from the rich people's houses until he was reminded that San Francisco is often enveloped in fog as it reportedly was that evening. As to why Obama then went on to make some perhaps off-color remark is unknown and merits further investigation. The President furthermore refrained from mentioning the much-hated Keystone XL Canada-to-Gulf of Mexico pipeline tar sands proposed super-pollution project. (As Texas Democratic Chair Hinjosa repeatedly has attempted to point out to Idiot Texas Governor Perry, jobs and cheap energy do not mean much to people when they are all dead.)
     As Obama's motorcade sped off through San Francisco's "Tenderloin" environmental protestors were kept at a distance by San Francisco Police. Republican protestors reportedly had already left leaving at most a hundred to two hundred, apparently scared off by the light rain which reportedly had begun to fall or threatened to fall.

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02 April 2013

"Massive Cyberattack" Hits Internet Disrupts Worldwide Web Service Allgedly Launched By Cyberbunker, Others Against Non-Profit Spamhaus

     Tuesday, 2 April 2013, AMSTERDAM - The Ninth Amendment's Amsterdam bureau reports corroborating information regarding what other sources including CNN have called a "massive cyberattack" allegedly launched by Dutch company Cyberbunker and other alleged conspirators last Friday, 29 March 2013 against non-profit Spamhaus Group which provides free data used by companies including many e-mail service providers to block up to 80% of the world's "spam" dissemination on the internet. Cyberbunker based in a former military bunker in Holland reportedly boasts that it provides servers for worldwide dissemination of any type of material except "child porn" or that aiding or abetting "terrorists".
     The alleged Cyberbunker attack was reported to be a "denial of service" attack against Spamhaus which consists of directing overwhelming amounts of internet traffic to its servers so as to shut them down. Spamhaus in an effort to avoid being literally knocked off the internet employed a technique of redirecting the huge volume of traffic onto the internet, apparently in such great amounts that it subsequently impacted and significantly disrupted much of the internet's worldwide traffic. Although the alleged three-day Cyberbunker attack reportedly ended it has now been picked up by other hackers and/or presumably corporate enemies of non-profit Spamhaus.
     Although this attack apparently has reached unparalleled proportions the perceived feud (at least by Cyberbunker) between Cyberbunker and Spamhaus reportedly has continued for some time. Although the Ninth Amendment at this time lacks information from law enforcement sources the private internet security firm engaged by Spamhaus has cast the alleged Cyberbunker attack as a debilitating denial of free speech on the internet whereas Spamhaus provision of data on entities such of spammers is entirely at the discretion of companies such as e-mail providers which voluntarily choose to use it to protect their computer and time resources as well as those of their users and customers.
     This CNN report which readers may access directly from the link below was brought to the attention of many by Avast! Corporation along with the provision of a free routine upgrade. Avast! currently is the leading provider of free and subscription virus protection programs. Readers are advised that reviews of much free and subscription software such as Avast! are available at www.cnet.com along with free downloads. Many computer experts this year have withdrawn their top recommendation for Microsoft Security Essentials which readers can research on their own with simple internet searches.
     Furthermore many computer experts such as the Ninth Amendment's own expert consultant BigBigJoe recommend that for most computer users choosing a single security software whether free or paid is one's most advisable course of action to, among other things, avoid conflicts between the different software which actually may identify elements of one another as various kinds of computer security threats and secondly because BigBigJoe recommends not overburdening one's computer with, excuse our English, too much "crap" that slows down or even causes one's computer eventually frequently to crash, resulting in one of most computer companies' favorite misconceptions.
     That being that it is time to pull out one's wallet and "upgrade". Translation: Dump out more money for more processing/memory power to accommodate more unwanted garbage that often is merely dumped onto readers' computers with a variety of "clever", or perhaps borderline fraudulent, techniques. Alternatively to run poorly and sloppily written software which eats up unimaginable amounts of computer resources such as the programming for which Microsoft has earned its infamy amongst many of those apparently in the know.
     Such as for example programmers for Microsoft and Apple who actually often do not use their own companies' software to write their "product" but instead rely on freeware such as Linux. Finally one way to avoid downloading unwanted software, toolbars, homepages, etc.is to refrain from running "express" downloads but instead choose the other option for "experts", i.e. those with the patience to review what actually is being downloaded along with their "free" software. After all, when it comes to for-profit America is anything really "free"? As we understand it, although we are not offering legal advice which can only be provided by a duly licensed attorney, in our lay understanding these corporations do have an obligation to maximize profits for shareholders within the limits of the law. Oh, yeah.
     The Ninth Amendment receives no remuneration of any type for the content of this post from any entity whatsoever. The link to the CNN report regarding "Massive Cyberattack" appears directly below..

http://edition.cnn.com/2013/03/27/tech/massive-internet-attack/index.html

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