Showing posts with label cheapflights. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cheapflights. Show all posts

07 September 2012

CHEAP AIRFARES! US Pilots Refuse To Fly Latest Generation Of Unfit Multi-Billion Dollar Fighter Jets Bought By U.S. Taxpayers In Program To Enrich "Defense" Contractors Selling U.S. Fighter Jets Which Fail Without Warning

       Friday, 7 September 2012, AREA 51, EDWARDS AIR FORCE BASE, NEVADA - Hello readers and thank you for returning to the Ninth Amendment or visiting here for the first time as the case may be. First our ritual reminder that all should avoid READING UNLIMITED FREE DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING" AND THUS BYPASSING THE TIMES' VERY EXPENSIVE "PAYWALL". Ninth Amendment readers may have been disappointed to conclude that this log has moved on from the world of politics to a more eclectic reporting of news, but please do not be concerned. We remain fully committed to the preservation of what still exists of the United States Constitution and moreover to doing our part to contribute to its restoration to its full glory before it is too late.
     Please trust us that recent posts have been carefully crafted to highlight facts and information from all quarters which will continue to enable our faithful readers to quickly digest and make sense of upcoming events so that our readers are best prepared to understand what is really going on here and abroad and even outer space as the need may arise. Do not forget that President Obama suddenly appeared at NASA without warning and told the world unequivocally that the United States would travel to Mars in his lifetime.
     On the subject of Guaranteed Lowest Prices for Air Travel we can report that our post did attract a large number of advertisers of low-cost air travel which we sincerely hope did open some options for inclined readers who in fact did find a cheaper way to fly thanks to that post. We will continue for the time being with references to Unbeatable Airfares across the United States, air travel to Europe and abroad, and, yes, Hawaii cheapest airfares as we did in the Guaranteed Lowest Air Travel post.
     We expect the repetition of Guaranteed Lowest Price Cheap Airfares for Air Travel on a Budget should attract some more advertisers while actually having something to do with our posts which mention Low Cost Air Travel New York San Francisco Los Angeles Miami Hawaii including at the Last Minute for Cost Conscious Budget Travelers. Okay we will see if that helps. It is after all an experiment to see if we can trick them into giving our readers some valuable leads as to how to find the CHEAPEST WAY TO FLY GUARANTEED.
     Do not forget the tip we shared and have ourselves used many times of going to the website of say Cheap Tickets (mentioned merely as an example by us from experience and in no way endorsed nor the subject of any remuneration to the Ninth Amendment for the mention).  We it merely turns out have used Cheap Tickets since the days of, remember, the "800" telephone number. Now with the internet we are able to go to the website of that and no doubt many other similar operations and compare fares including information as to specific airlines, number of stops, etc. and then call the airline with the flight we like best directly. Most often when we give the date, flight number, and departure and arrival points, as well as mentioning the fare for which we have found the ticket, the airline matches it. As far as we can tell Southwest does not play that ticket consolidator game so it is best to check Southwest fares directly.
     The way above-described we take out any complications of having had to deal with the middleperson and moreover are entitled to things such as frequent flier points which might not be available through the indirect purchase. Try it! We mean it, just as we did when we told our readers some very valuable ways to save up to about 75% on prescription drugs. (Readers who missed that post can search for it on the post search feature at the right side of this log; it has been a perennial favorite.)
      It just so turns out that in our search of archival draft posts we found the above headline that starts today's post. The information is accurate although at the time the Ninth Amendment did not have resources available to cover the story in depth. Interested readers should be able to find articles on the subject of United States top fighter pilots refusing to fly the United States latest generation of MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR program fighter jets because of their tendency to terminate flights abruptly in inelegant fatal crashes due to strange design flaws. The articles most likely will date to sometime around 1 May 2012. Oh well, back to the drawing board, a billion here, a billion there, "defense" is expensive business but why the War Department -- excuse us, the Department of Defense -- is so adept at perpetuating the war on nothing indefinitely exactly as President Eisenhower specifically warned against just before leaving office.
     Finally, the FACT FOR THE DAY is that speaking of flying on 12 June 1970 Dock Ellis, Jr. pitched a no-hitter for the Pittsburgh Pirates. He some time later revealed that he had pitched the game while on LSD after taking it with his girlfriend who then reminded him that he was scheduled to be the starting pitcher in a professional regular season baseball game later that day, which he had forgotten. Dock Ellis was able to pitch the no-hitter with the help of the catcher, who taped reflective tape on his fingers so that the pitcher could see his hand signals and the catcher, who at times disappeared completely from Dock Ellis' field of vision, along with the baseball.
     Besides sometimes disappearing completely from his vision at times, at other times the ball also appeared tiny to the pitcher and at others giant. At one point Dock Ellis dove out of the way of what he believed to be a line drive hit directly at him, although it in fact only made it about halfway to the pitcher's mound. Dock Ellis, Jr. pitched the entire game which the Pirates won 1-0 on his no-hitter.
     Readers may be tested on this later as well as the CIA's infamous MK-ULTRA program in which the Agency examined the hallucinogen for its properties as the perfect wartime drug, although in the end it turned out to be a little too unpredictable, as when the Agency gave the drug to its unwitting top personnel, leading to at least one suicide and many shattered minds of CIA agents realizing under its influence the horror of the profession to which they had devoted their lives.
     LSD possession now is punishable in the United States by a 10 year mandatory federal prison term with weight (since the drug requires the smallest active dosage of any ever known}held to include whatever happens to contain it, i.e. if it is found on planet Earth, the Earth's entire weight is added to the actual weight of the drug as completely bogus evidence to bolster the State's case. LSD was made illegal in the mid-1960's because it was determined to make people impossible for the State to control, especially if it was run by Republicans because it made it obvious to anyone what a load of desperate lying idiotic garbage everything they screamed about was in order to stay in power in a democratic republic where they represented the interests of no one but a tiny minority of very rich people including mostly nutjobs like their latest offering Romney who tied his dog to the roof of the family car just because he was a Republican and he could..
     The following message was found in the archival draft of this post in case it was meant for anyone reading this who never got it since it just now has been published:  need to hear from you asap  the clinic called please email me or instant message me please.

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28 August 2012

Cheap! Cheap! Air Travel Flights Guaranteed Lowest Cross-United States, Atlantic, New York, Newark, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Chicago, Boston Best Fares WE DO NOT KNOW OF WHAT WE WRITE

     Tuesday, 28 August 2012, ABOARD SOUTHWEST AIRLINES CHECKED IN-FLIGHT BAGGAGE - The Ninth Amendment for as always the benefit of our dear readers here attempts a small experiment not in the Gonzo political arena but instead information fares cut-rate air travel for our readers perhaps not yet in the top one per cent and with some baggage to check.
     We first must remind readers to avoid reading FREE UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING READERS' FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".  Because the Ninth Amendment's high percentage reduction in medicine prices for consumers has proven to be one of our most popular posts ever, we thought we might give this SUPER LOW COST CHEAP AIR TRAVEL post a whirl. Our equally sincere Discount Tires endorsement based solely upon personal staff experience and absolutely no collusion from us has for reasons beyond us not proven to be nearly so popular at least according to almighty Google statistics.
     As with the earlier low medicine price and sound vehicle tire purchase posts our readers have our absolute assurance that this post has been conceived and delivered solely with readers' pocketbooks' benefit in mind. The Ninth Amendment as with the earlier posts has had absolutely NO COMMUNICATION, OFFER OF REMUNERATION or anything else of the kind in mind or practice in presenting this beta post on LOW COST AIR TRAVEL. As for the ads on the right of the page, Google controls those and for reasons which we do not understand nor explore we have NEVER received any percentage of those ads (although apparently the Ninth Amendment is supposed to "share in the windfall").
     Rather today the editorial staff and global bureaus of the Ninth Amendment are most interested to see if we might manipulate our massive master Google alleged at least at one time as "intellect of the internet" into placing some ads that may benefit our readers. Okay, let us keep this one simple cheap air travel low cost guaranteed best prices, and here goes.
     Alas we do remember the days of People Express, Laker, World, Air Florida, and so on when for less than one hundred dollars we could fly cross-country United States, Atlantic Ocean to London (generally Gatwick) and scariest of all in covering the Rhodesian War the airline later known as "Air Zimbabwe" which served drinks in GLASS before the flight attendants retired to sleep for the rest of the flights to formerly Salisbury (now Harare) peacefully on the floor of the rear rows of the aircraft.
     We noticed our last post drew a Virgin America ad so let us try seeing if we might get some along the lines of Southwest with the free baggage check, and any number of others such as Expedia, Hotels.com, and scores of others. In the early days we remember it was done by us over the phone on "Cheap Tickets" which today we note when last we looked on its site presented across-the-board lowest airfares on a variety of airlines then allowing us to avoid the hassle of dealing with "Cheap Tickets" and instead receiving the fares (and flight miles!) in direct contact with the identified airlines requesting the same fares on the same flights we had just seen advertised on the consolidator.
     Now if readers followed that technique, readers certainly have got some potential even if readers do happen to be with us in that sad lot of the lower ninety-nine per cent! Here goes. Let us hopefully choose some valuable keywords for the benefit of our readers and see what kind of action we draw on the cheapest, guaranteed lowest, we will not be beat air travel across the United States and why not, over to Europe, and, what the heck BEST FARES TO HAWAII and the PACIFIC ISLANDS to boot. Hope to raise readers' standard of living and at the same time lower readers' hours ideally to nil of, ugh, work to earn dollars which may need not ever be spent.
     In the spirit of our founding document namely the United States Constitution we do feel compelled to remind or inform readers as the case may be that we as laypeople not lawyers did read somewhere that TRAVEL has been found to be an ABSOLUTE FUNDAMENTAL RIGHT under the United States Constitution. Our own legal advisers suggest we politely and clearly utter that one in the face of "Security" the next time at the airport Ninth Amendment readers get kicked around by some crude, rude, corrupt. loser Transportation Security Agency (TSA) idiot.
     WE ARE NEITHER LICENSED NOR QUALIFIED TO OFFER ANY LEGAL ADVICE WHATSOEVER NOR DO WE IN ANY WAY HOLD OURSELVES OUT TO DO SO, but were it us we immediately if "taken" toward some cubicle would POLITELY AND CLEARLY SAY but THREE THINGS we think we saw on a TV show, "I DEMAND A LAWYER NOW", "TRAVEL IS MY FUNDAMENTAL RIGHT UNDER THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION", AND "ACLU IS MY COUNSEL". After that our lips stay sealed. BUT OF COURSE AS ALWAYS READERS MUST CONSULT THEIR OWN PAID OR FREE LEGAL COUNSEL for any and all LEGAL ADVICE, which this in NO WAY PURPORTS TO BE. We "Consent" to NOTHING.
     Safe travels and God Bless America.

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