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08 May 2015

President Obama Signs Executive Order Removing Texas From Nation

     Friday, 8 May 2015, WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama today signed an Executive Order removing Texas from the United States in order to quell fears of Corrupt Texas GOP Governor Greg "Payoff" Abbott and others that the Pentagon was planning an armed takeover of the Lone Star state rumored to include the transportation by train of prisoners to empty west Texas Walmarts converted to federal prisons. Readers interested in more information can go to the bottom link below to an article reporting that U.S. Senator Rand Paul (R-Kentucky) last week said that he would look into a "planned takeover of the Southwest".

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Obama Signs Executive Order Removing Texas from Nation
WASHINGTON - In an effort to calm Texans’ fears about a rumored Pentagon takeover of their state, President Obama today signed an executive order removing Texas from the nation. While the President's order is expected to face a thicket of legal challenges, an instant poll suggested it was wildly popular, garnering the support of eighty-nine percent of the American people. The harshest criticism of the President's action came from those who expressed chagrin that he did not choose Arkansas or Alabama, while others warned of a new immigration crisis, as refugees pour into the United States from Austin. More: http://nyr.kr/1jTdlr4

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28 November 2014

BREAKING NEWS: BLACK FRIDAY COMES WITH AUSTIN POLICE KILLING GUNMAN WEARING POSSIBLE I.E.D. WITH BOMB IN VEHICLE SHOOTING AT AUSTIN TEXAS POLICE HQ AFTER POSSIBLY TARGETING FEDERAL COURTHOUSE AND MEXICAN CONSULATE ALSO SCENE OF SHOOTING

       Friday, 28 November 2014, SAN MARCOS, TEXAS - The Ninth Amendment Austin, Texas bureau reports have since confirmed breaking news from CNN of a gunman or gunmen shooting about 2:22 a.m. CST at buildings in downtown Austin including Austin Police (APD) Headquarters in Austin, Texas. Live local television reports since confirm the police shooting death of one suspect outside APD Headquarters wearing a possible I.E.D. with another possible bomb in a nearby vehicle. Local residents are urged to avoid the area as an active crime scene. The gunman or gunmen are reported to have targeted at least three downtown buildings also including the federal courthouse and the Mexican consulate now also a reported shooting scene. After police closed interstate highway 35 in Austin in both directions for several hours most recent available information is that IH-35 has now been re-opened in one (unspecified) direction.

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16 August 2014

BREAKING NEWS: Texas Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry Vows To Remain In Office Despite Abuse Of Power And Coercion Of A Public Official Indictments Which Could Land Him 99 Years In A Texas Prison With Sen. Ted Cruz Proud To Stand By His Man


12 August 2014

Defiant U-T Regent Wallace Hall Censured Strongly 6-1 By Texas Bi-Partisan Legislative Committee As Texas Idiot Governor Perry "Henchman" Slammed For Incompetence, Abuse Of Office And Misconduct With Hall Final Impeachment Determination Pending Travis Country District Attorney Criminal Investigations Completion

       Tuesday, 12 August 2014, AUSTIN, TEXAS - A defiant U-T Regent Wallace Hall appointed as another stooge of Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry to relentlessly misuse his Regent position to improperly harass U-T Austin flagship school President Bill Powers into resignation and facing a Texas House Committee 6-1 recent vote for his impeachment after a year of criminal investigation by legislative and law enforcement authorities failed yesterday to appear for his own impeachment hearing before the Texas House Select Committee For Transparency In State Agency Operations. The Committee in spite of Wallace Hall's failure to appear for his own impeachment hearing voted overwhelmingly 6-1 to censure Regent Wallace Hall therefore for the moment giving Hall what the Committee noted was a most severe punishment short of impeachment.
       The Committee noted that a vote on Wallace Hall's impeachment still faces his prospect of impeachment on a later day but decided it was best to first allow the Travis County District Attorney to finish its criminal investigation of Wallace Hall which presumably encompasses Texas Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry who as reported earlier has already retained independent private criminal counsel for himself relating presumably to this and related matters including pending Grand Jury Proceedings.
       Wallace Hall whose abuse of office, incompetency and misconduct now have been officially determined and censured is expected to be perhaps just one of many appointees and cronies of Texas Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry who may be looking at further legislative and law enforcement actions not excluding the Governor himself as his stranglehold on state power disappears after successive terms as Governor up to this final term in which Perry has been in a position improperly to appoint and reward all cronies and those who would aid him in the obstruction of justice in matters throughout the State of Texas.
       Should Wallace Hall be impeached following the completion of Travis County District Attorney criminal investigations Hall would hold the ignominious position of being the first public official ever appointed by any Governor of Texas to be impeached since the State's founding.

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23 July 2014

Perry "Enforcer" U-T Regent Wallace Hall Clings To Job As Panel Drafting Articles Of Impeachment Per Earlier Overwhelming 7-1 Vote To Impeach Perry Appointee Wallace Hall Delayed By U-T Officials Attacking Panel's Authority And Forcing "Resignation Ultimatum" On Popular U-T Austin President Bill Powers

       Wednesday, 23 July 2014, AUSTIN, TX - With attention of many focused elsewhere last week UT officials grabbed the perceived strategic opportunity to try and turn the tables by delaying and distracting attention on several fronts from the already long-approved drafting of articles of impeachment against presently serving Perry U-T Regent appointee Wallace Hall. These obvious subterfuges apparently spearheaded by three top U-T system officials reportedly not surprisingly soon descended into "clashes" with antagonized oversight committee lawmakers as the U-T officials in addition to widely publicized earlier acts in direct defiance of committee requests continued at the hearing repeatedly to attack the lawmakers with seemingly specious allegations of overreaching and outright misstatements reflecting a misunderstanding of the nature of the legal relationship between the Texas legislature on whose behalf the committee served and the U-T system Regents supposedly serving at someone's pleasure other than their own or the Governor's office.
       In any case the distractions of attacks against lawmakers and other apparent time-wasting heated interchanges did succeed in further delaying the actual purpose of the hearing of moving forward with reaching conclusion on the specifics of drafting the previously overwhelmingly approved articles of impeachment of Wallace Hall in order to go forward with removing him from his position on the Board of Regents in the absence of his willingness to resign that position.
       For the good of the UT system overall and the withdrawal from the spotlight of bad publicity particularly exacerbated by scrutiny of tensions with its flagship UT-Austin campus and President Bill Powers it has been reported that Mr. Wallace's colleague(s) have suggested that he resign his U-T Regent position from which he so far steadfastly has declined to resign (at least to those who so far have approached him) despite widespread allegations by Power supporters and other critics that Hall's actions have been manifestly inappropriate for a U-T Regent who one might expect to promote rather than detract from the public perception of their university (the role of Regent being one however which Hall previously has described in defending his alleged actions as apparently requiring active investigations into U-T matters in what he perceives to be the absence of others available in the U-T system more appropriately tasked with such "investigative"-type activities).
       Regent Hall's activities to date publicly have been alleged to encompass a spectrum of improprieties including but not limited to those which have focused unwelcome and unproductive attention on the U-T system's apparent differences with what is after all its flagship university at Austin and what have been described as actions by Mr. Hall which are subject to investigation by the Travis County District Attorney's office including but not limited to "the release of confidential student information, bullying of campus officials and submitting onerous records requests" as described in the San Antonio New-Express all with the ultimate purpose of doing the bidding on his appointment as a U-T Regent of Texas Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry of getting rid of Bill Powers for reasons which we to date have not been able to confirm.
       It would appear that the events leading up to the past week have in fact succeeded in accomplishing the objective of ridding UT-Austin of its popular President Bill Powers. At last week's hearing the UT officials reportedly aggressively attacked lawmakers by among other things distorting the reason for the lawmakers' seemingly reasonable request that officials refrain from making any "substantial personnel decision" because it would be inappropriate to do so pending resolution of current contentious issues.
        These have included those which had been surrounding Bill Powers tenure and Wallace Hall's actions in relation thereto as well as questions regarding the conduct of Hall in what he apparently has understood to be his "official" capacity. His conduct to date in what he claims to understand to be his appropriate role as regent has resulted in the overwhelming vote in the Texas legislature for his impeachment as well as an increasingly long period without consequence to date given which there have been calls that Hall meanwhile be subjected to some other form of censure or reprimand also pending any criminal investigation's outcome by the Travis County District Attorney. In any case the next Texas Legislature's committee meeting on its overwhelming approval of the drafting of Wallace Hall's articles of impeachment apparently has been set for 11 August 2014.
       Doubtless the greatest and perhaps best obscured irony by this not uncharacteristic Texas GOP state government fiasco is that in attacking the Texas House Select Committee in Transparency in State Agency Operations ("HSCTSAO" for those fond of acronyms but not having yet achieved the somewhat more refined elegance of Federal acronyms) is the actual outcome when one shovels away the filth that has been flung back and forth which they otherwise might "step in" but failing that has become so apparent one wonders whether they should laugh or cry. As Regents' Chairman Paul Foster lambasted the legislators for their "overreaching" in encroaching on the Regents territory he even went so far as to chastise the the legislative committee for attempting to do something so "offensive".  Apparently on that basis alone it therefore merited no more discussion or answering of questions before the panel by the regents because as it turned out they not only ignored the legislators, they outright defied them and took it upon themselves in the midst of all the controversy and pending investigations to simply do their own analysis reaching the compelling (not to mention convenient) legal conclusion that "[i]t's our view that the Legislature has no authority at all to direct us on personnel matters".
       Powerful stuff. This of course leaves open the question until their next scheduled opportunity to lambast the legislature if that personnel matter authority resides with everyone's favorite Governor who appointed them, with the regents (even when impeached), not to mention raises other fascinating questions such as whether they can employ children and women to work fifteen hours a day for ten cents an hour redeemable only at the Regent's "company store". Given all this drama it almost came as an afterthought that not as of last week there had been no "articles of impeachment" drafted pursuant to the "overwhelming vote" of the legislature as to Mr. Wallace. He once had been widely seen as "playing dirty" but now at least for the time being is a free man with a job which seems to include a lot of investigative work.
      And lo and behold UT-Austin President Bill Powers in fact now has decided of his own free will to make Governor Perry and henchman Wallace Hall's dream come true as it was announced that Powers had decided to resign effective 15 June 2015.  Powers apparently had been told to resign by UT System Chancellor Francisco Ciggaroa "or face a possible firing by the board of regents at its next meeting". Cigarroa nevertheless apparently adamantly denied that he had given Powers an "ultimatum". As for the great umbrage shown by top U-T system regents at the Texas legislature's attempts to interfere with its personnel decisions, Regents' Chairman Foster apparently did feel compelled despite all the strong words thrown at the legislators, including claims of overreaching and their causing "offense" purporting to direct the regents on "personnel matters" which directions were therefore ignored and the opposite actions taken, that it was only accurate that Mr. Foster did grant the panel that "only the legislature can forcibly remove a regent".
       In perhaps some final counterpoint of sanity as if to balance out all else that was said and went before, Representative Lyle Larson, R-San Antonio, did note that Powers resignation was "a travesty" . He further criticized the UT system's only known initiative other than ridding itself of President Bill Powers of its flagship UT-Austin campus, which was the regents pending investigation into admission practices to root out every outside influence over admissions which Larson simply described as "impossible and costly".

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13 May 2014

Impeachment Of Perry U-Texas Regent Republican Appointee Wallace Hall Voted Overwhelmingly By House Committee For Violating Criminal State And Federal Law At Perry's Direction

     Tuesday, 13 May 2014, AUSTIN - Texas Republican criminal corruption scandals widened as lame-duck Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's decades of criminal acts and cover-ups continued to unravel as a Texas house committee voted 7-1 to charge landmark specific articles of impeachment against Perry U-T Regent appointee alleged criminal Wallace Hall reportedly placed by brain-dead Perry to perpetrate further state and federal criminal acts from Republican Wallace's "inside" position, with Wallace relentlessly attacking fellow state officials in ill-disguised illegal efforts to oust UT-Austin President Bill Powers.
     With the prison doors one step closer to slamming shut on lame-duck Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry the laser-sighted six-shooter carrying in his running shorts Governor-In-Absence Perry's spokespersons denied all requests Idiot Perry demand Wallace's resignation. However behind the scenes Perry sycophants presumably hastened plans to escape to asylum in Japan should Moron Republican AG Gregg "Dark Money" Abbott not buy the upcoming Texas gubernatorial election with his complete lack of popular support among true hard-working Texans giving their blood and sweat to restore the Lone Star state to pre-Perry glory where they also can once again breathe clean air, drink clean water and earn a decent living wage for themselves and their families.
     Felons possibly soon to include Perry are not permitted to carry firearms for the safety of the general popuIation including coyotes. Meanwhile impeachment proceedings continue in coming days against state and federal Republican criminal suspect U-T Regent and fellow-Abbott Republican Wallace Hall for what will be only the third time they have been used in Texas history. Link below to full San Antonio Express-News article published today.


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