BREAKING HACKER TERRORNEWS: KILL MICROSOFT WINDOWS GADGETS NOW! Microsoft Pleads For Restraint As Alarm Sounds On Its Vast Apocalyptic Gadget Promotion Blunder Shakes Windows On The World -- Windows 7 And Vista Users Battle Disguised Evil "Handy" Gadgets As Midnight Hackers Threaten Takeover Of Readers Entire Computers

     Monday, 9 July 2013, SEATTLE - In what must be the equivalent of a seven-alarm fire at Microsoft WindowQuarters faithful readers you heard it first HERE on THE NINTH AMENDMENT LOG THAT NEVER SLEEPS. Yes direct from the Windows "Gadget" alert which just came screaming out lighting up the Ninth Amendment's "homefield" 100 yard wide ceiling-mounted plasma computer monitor, anti-gravitational waterbed (with matching Plasma Lava (trademark) lamps gratis) and of course TV screen: (to get the REAL news -- yes they have all lost what was left of their minds (everything, Ha! Ha!) at FOX-TV "where the NEWS beats the facts into submission and IT LOOKS LIKE ROMNEY HAS WON FLORIDA! OR RATHER OHIO! AGAIN! FOR THE SECOND TIME IN ONE NIGHT! AND HE IS NOT WASTING ANY TIME NOR MOaNEY AS HE STRAPS THE FAMILY PETS TO THE ROOF OF THE SUBURBAN FOR THsdfE LONG DRIVE TO THE WHITE HOUSE!).
     Faithful readers where it looks like a BIG ONE we encourage a little direct focus on the OFFICIAL SOURCE of SECURITY PATCHED, where Bill Gates "the man" himself actually is pulled feet first straight out of retirement and directly from bed feet first (screaming for his glasses) before a bunch of YA-HOOS possibly assembled far underground somewhere deep in Scandinavia where by Larry Ellison, the ghost of Steve Jobs and whoever makes the most money on Microsoft option "puts" in early trading they watch the WINDOWS BEHEMOTH sputter and spark as the GADGETS come to life like the sleeping soldiers of "The Manchurian Candidate"!
      Bill we warned you they would spoil another "grand vision" those creepy sneaky little hackers. They took our happy happy little gadgets, did not follow a SINGLE ONE of the DIRECTIONS, and started them crawling all around inside our financial statements and pictures of the birthday party at the theme park and even Dad's encrypted "Private Affairs" file now heading straight for the CONTROL PANEL and, in the words copyright Frank Zappa, with "newspapers wrapped around their heads" leaving nothing in their wake but a "trail of foam and goo".
       Well readers we will not steal all the net space here but do encourage visits to the Microsoft site and/or confirmed authentic destinations of those more knowledgeable whom we are sure will want to check the details with someone who sleeps more BUT GETS LESS NEWS than us. Yes last we recall we were faithfully on our Firefox browser just cranking it up with our seventeen conflicting antivirus antibadware spanking new programs (complete with extra "Express Install" goodies) safely settled in we thought for a couple of hours with all 13,000 updates and plug-ins duly installed before the next round began.
       That is it for you little hackers we are gassing up and pulling the ripcords on the Weedeaters (trademark) going straight for the computer cables first to make sure everything is properly and safely unplugged, taking the whole computer out on the bocce court and dousing it with homemade napalm (five parts styrofoam to one part gasoline) with a case of EXTRA BIG SIZE RAID ROACH AND HACKER KILLER. Go get them Bill, go, go, go flying off in your Blackhawk still wearing your PAC-MAN pajamas. Get 'em, BILL, get 'em.
        And so not to forget to replace them with their replacement APPs, out in stores EARLY tomorrow along with the GOLD-PLATED EDITION of post-GADGET Windows number De-Luxe (we told you years ago "XP" was not a number -- those letters like "P" are expressly the domain of the pharmaceutical carnival hawkers turned "campaign donors" looking for just one little extension on that patent right there like it says in the Constitution). Anyway, that is a wrap from Ninth Amendment world central. "It is 4 A.M., do you know where your children are?" (Yes, same as always safely upstairs "chatting" on their new certified kids-safe social network "MeanTeen" eyes glued on their monster-screens pretend-hacking our "family computer" with their modified Ataris. . . . ) Just kidding.
        Go go go get those nasty GADGETS!!! From the newsroom that never sleeps this has and will be Big M and the entire NINTH AMENDMENT WORLD SUPPORT TEAM -WE NEVER SLEEP, SO YOU CAN TRY! Just work on that bruxism, would you?

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     Wednesday, 26 September 2012 - The Ninth Amendment dear readers shares the sorrow of all of continuing acts of retaliatory aggression against United States diplomatic missions including blowing up, attacking, bombing, infiltrating and even boldly entering worldwide in Africa, the Middle East, major cities highly trained and coordinated teams of terrorists, militants, rebels and enemies of our Country so sadly spreading far and wide largely blowback courtesy of years of failed groundwork, disruptions of democracies and assassinations of world leaders by the CIA, national "security and intelligence" agencies and a cancer of new outfits and now even large numbers of renamed Halliburton, Black Death and other murderous contractor outfits with the now failed NSA only the latest brainchildren of evil duped traitorous thieving corrupt lying secretive politicians doling out piles of your tax dollars in infinitely large and totally wasteful "black ops" budgets dreamed up by murderous think-tanks and payoffs to all as well as by President Eisenhower's farewell White House live televised warning of U.S. "defense" contractors since WWII perpetually dumping us with weapons Americans do not want and likely as not do not function but miss with "pinpoint" bombs, crashing multibillion dollar jet fighter airplane programs that our loyal pilots refuse to fly they are so dangerous and poorly designed topped by super-greedy business people of the ilk of Richard "Pigheart" Cheney who used the Vice-Presidency of the U.S. to make himself shamefully and criminally rich, and also of especially without end ever in sight the rest of the U.S. Executive Branch now under President Obama as he authorizes drone murders, has approved  "Lethal Surveillance Teams", supports complete cessation of U.S. Constitutional rights for all time with sickening henchman Attorney General ("bad Hitler mustache") Eric Holder whom our sadly more senile inured surviving parents and earlier generations think is a "nice-looking" man who those who know better realize might as well have headed the Bush "Justice" Department overseeing a vast profitable unnecessary citizen cataloging and punishment system mindlessly heartlessly sending United States citizens off to rot in horrible United States prisons which are nothing but another business with no regard for humanity and contrary to the will of all that is right but worshiping the wrong, evil and dark figures of the heavens and the abyss, especially when those figures can be set out on a balance sheet worthy of a sleazeball accountant completely devoid of any moral compass.
     Readers are reminded to AVOID BYPASSING THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALL SIMPLY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING" AND NOT IF THAT DOES NOT WORK TRY SIMPLE TECHNIQUES DETAILED THROUGH SEARCH ENGINES WHICH SHOULD NOT BE SET TO "AVOIDING NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALL" CERTAINLY NOT DELETING THE URL (TOP ADDRESS BAR) OF TIMES' ARTICLES BUT FOR A SINGLE OR FEW LETTERS AND SYMBOLS AND NOT READING ON RIGHT PAST THE PAYWALL, OH NO NOT THAT TO THE TIMES' FINAL PURVEYOR OF THE REAL TRUTH OR WOULD THAT BE "ALL THE NEWS WE ARE DIRECTED IS FIT TO PRINT" sadly but inevitably overtaken by a bunch of rich kids who are in any case at least capable of imagining that the future may be something different (no not necessarily by any means at all better or anywhere even near the same as in its once glory if America does not WAKE UP AND FAST and reacquaint itself with the United States Constitution).
     Gentle readers we hope all interested readers due to recent certain experimental manipulations for the benefit of readers and all the WORLD'S BEST TRAVEL INDUSTRY have saved BIG BIG BIG MONEY DISCOUNTS with SUPER LOWCOST GUARANTEED AIRFARES so they may enjoy the lives they were meant to enjoy and be SPOILED IN TROPICAL PARADISES AT BEAUTIFUL RESORTS FOR CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP PRICES having arrived COMFORTABLE RELAXED HAPPY IN INEXPENSIVE SUCH TOP DRAWER YET DIRT CHEAP LUXURY ROOMS IN WORLDWIDE RESORTS AFTER COMFORTABLE DIRECT AND OFTEN LAST MINUTE LOWEST PRICES GUARANTEED AIRFARES with FAST BOARDING NOTHING BUT EASY TRANSPORTATION COSMOPOLITAN CITIES ACROSS U.S. COAST TRAVEL FROM NEW YORK WASHINGTON BOSTON SAN  FRANCISCO LOS ANGELES SAN DIEGO SUPER CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP AIRFARES AND LUXURY ACCOMMODATIONS  AT CUT-RATE  PRICES NOT TO MENTION OVERSEAS FOR STARTERS SUCH SAFE FASCINATING PLACES ABROAD FROM LONDON TO PARIS TO BEAUTIFUL ROME.
     (Remembering the Ninth Amendment implores readers in all seriousness to follow none of the travel advice of the State Department as it has been invariably wrong at least since recommending lengthy travel abroad for say study in 1932 Germany. Please stay with timely and informed guides whenever possible just for example "Lonely Planet" (no the Ninth Amendment does not base any endorsement on anything but its own experience with no remuneration or communication with entities mentioned or recommended, but most of all ideally exclusively trusted advice from RECENT TRAVELERS TO FROM AND AROUND THE SAME DESTINATIONS ).
       The Ninth Amendment continues to wish with great hopes for now and the future to promote a WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL LOVELY PEACEFUL RELAXING HOLIDAY THANKSGIVING, CHRISTMAS, HEBREW HOLIDAYS CELEBRATIONS WITH THE BEST CHEAPEST SAFEST MOST COMFORTABLE HOLIDAY SEASON LUXURY RESORTS WITH CHEAP AND BEAUTIFUL ROOMS AND THE WORLD'S FINEST CITIES NOT TO MENTION THE SOUTH PACIFIC HAWAIIAN ISLANDS AND FROM HONOLULU WAIKIKI TO MAUI PARADISE KAUAI AND THE BIG ISLAND TO WITH CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP HAWAIIAN INTER-ISLAND TRAVEL NOT TO MENTION THE BEAUTIFUL NATURE AND STUNNING PARKS OF TOURIST FRIENDLY DESTINATIONS FROM ALL CHEAP DESTINATIONS LOVELY COSTA RICA PROTECTED PARADISE. Readers themselves as always are the best ambassadors of United States good will throughout our own country and abroad.
     The Ninth Amendment cautions the above may be considered in certain style guides to in this case contain extraordinary run-on sentences not suitable for teaching English, writing or anything found in Wariner's except perhaps in Texas and Arizona should nothing else be available. Speaking of faux educations allthough Minkmitten "Richboy" Romney born with a silver spoon where the sun does not sign may say more than 47% of us are lazy as Pearl Jam rocker Eddie Vedder recalls, the Ninth Amendment continues to know without a doubt that Romney has it backwards as he either darn well knows or is too dumb to know or keep his trap shut. Minkmitten "Richboy" Romney and his cronies and remarkably disoriented putative spouse live a life of no work but still must for some perplexing reason say ill things of us who work so hard to keep fund the endless losing war machine while they and their pals plot how next to rip off their Country and less "fortunate" citizens, depending on one's idea of fortune.
     The Ninth Amendment knows without doubt from real-life experience if anyone deserves a lifelong vacation it is the true generations of lifelong hard-working Americans. Let Minkmitten "Richboy" Romney break rocks on the highway beside the prison where he belongs, hiding his tax returns, telling his lies, being the little man he always was who never worked hard a day in his life except to rip us all off to the very best of his ability.
     American genuine representative citizens, students, soldiers, workers, hardest-working in the world by all measures deserve and may they find that CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP AIRFARE AIRFLIGHT LOW-COST GUARANTEED TRIP VACATION TO THE TRULY DESERVINGS' ENDLESS PARADISE as they drag Mitt away  in chains with the cash he never earned square a day and has not yet had a chance to take out of his underwear and dump overseas..

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Pearl Jam Eddie Vedder Jams for Obama, Slams Minkmitten Richboy Romney on Claim 47% Americans "Lazy"

     Saturday, 22 September 2012, SEATTLE - The Ninth Amendment first reminds readers to avoid BYPASSING THE NEW YORK TIMES' "CADILLAC" PAYWALL SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". Recent reports indicate that should this technique no longer work others are readily available apparently mostly involving simply deleting most of the URL (top address line) from reading the Times. More to follow as needed or search "Bypass Times Paywall".
     Seattle rocker Eddie Vedder now the City's paramount band in the wake of the likely murder of Nirvana lead singer Kurt Cobain by wife Courtney Love (see the film "Kurt and Courtney" including interviews with "Il Duce" of the Mentors telling BBC Ms. Love had attempted to hire him to kill Cobain likely later murdered after he earlier had been interviewed on television by Ninth Amendment editorial staff) played at least four songs to raise money for President Obama's re-election campaign. Mr. Vedder related that his career has been made possible by job training he first received far south on the West Coast.
     The training enabled Mr. Vedder to become a security guard, save money for a guitar, amplifier and other equipment and make the bold risky move to join a fledgling band in Seattle. As Mr. Vedder described his Pearl Jam experience "It all worked out". In relaying this Mr. Vedder referred to Minkmitten Richboy Romney's statements caught earlier this year on a microphone he believed off in which Romney stated that 47% of Americans are "lazy". Romney was born rich with a silver spoon up his sphincter.

     The Ninth Amendment however reminds readers that Murderer Obama although perhaps a better choice than Romney had better keep his first campaign promises pretty quick or alienate a lot of voters desperate for relief from total failure George "little shrub" Bush and evil Dick "Pigheart" Cheney.

     President Obama who gives the final go-ahead for drone murders and participated in the new century's formation of lethal surveillance teams has with the aid of fascist Eric Holder (sporting the poor Adolph Hitler  moustache) done more permanent damage to the US Constitution than Bush ever did.

This Post Is Dedicated to the Memory of Kurt Cobain, R.I.P.

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Cruel Republicans Applaud Wisconsin Representative Ryan's Proposed New Budget More Rich Tax Cuts Starves Poor "Trims" $3.3 Trillion Social Services

       Friday, 30 March 2012, WASHINGTON, D.C. - Yes indeed folks another tiresome reminder NO READING FREE UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING READERS' FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PUBLIC BROWSING" as America staggers through another week of the George "little shrub" Bush "Mission Accomplished" legacy struggling to find our way out of the deadly swamp fog mire crackhead Bush left behind tap-dancing his way back to the Bush compound asylum kind of like after leading your troops in the Civil War into the "Battle of the Swamp" (okay readers can research the correct historical name) and then yourself heading home to nap before catching the LATE LATE AFTERNOON MOVIE today starring Raquel Welch as a submarine crew member shrunk down to be injected into a human body and fix something that is broken.
       The fact for the day may be worth more to our faithful readers not "in the know" than the cost of readers' entire lifetime subscription to the Ninth Amendment which includes the eternity after "dropping the body" although originial hard copy backorders of which there are none are available only under special circumstances with a note from the doctor or a note and and appropriate picture from one of the young women who run around in short skirts giving out doctors' office lunches and free drug samples teaching doctors how to practice medicine with the drug comapanies' latest patented concoctions with made-up names that have yet to be banned by the Food and Drug Administration. That is one long sentence. Do not do that.
     The Ninth Amendment must apologize to any remaining faithful readers who are still with us for our not getting to that most important above cited fact for the day. The editorial board apparently mistakenly allowed our interns (recently let go from the FOX-TV copy writing staff) to produce the draft final of this post. The Foxterns seem at a total loss when told they cannot just make things up that quality news of integrity must bear some at least tenuos relationship to reality or at least the appearance thereof as it is all an illusion anyway on a sub-atomic level. Okay that is it the Ninth Amendment editorial staff is sending them off on public transit to get us another keg of Diet Mountain Dew direct from the bottling plant at the far edge of the industrial part of the city where the train will not even go and the streets are paved with medical waste.
      The fact for the day already! (Sorry just using the Motley Fool Tom Gardner teaser "investment" newsletter device where you ARE KEPT UP FROM GETTING TO BED WITH YOUR PARTNER OR DOG OR BOTH AS THE CASE MAY BE SCREAMING AT YOU FROM THE BEDROOM OR MAYBE ABOUT TO SNEAK UP AND CLOBBER YOU ON THE HEAD AS THEY UNPLUG YOUR COMPUTER BUT YOU STILL NEVER GET THE "INFORMATION" THE FOOL BROTHER PROMISED ONLY AN UNEASY FEELING THAT YOU WILL HAVE TO BUY SOMETHING WITHIN FIVE MINUTES OR FOREVER BE LEFT OUT OF THE GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY  TOM CHOSE TO SHARE WITH YOU FOR BUT A MERE FRACTION OF THE COST FOR YOU! Try reading the "Daily Reckoning" contrarion business newsletter if Fool Tom starts to get on your nerves.
        Again the fact for the day is that a growing number of prospective employers throughout the United States now more routinely require of candidates the disclosure of the candidate's social media user name(s), "handle" or whatever along with all passwords for Facebook and the rest of that CIA front so that prospective employers may examine the candidates' public profile. This practice so far as we know is not illegal anywhere in the United States BUT WE DO NOT OFFER NOR PORTEND TO OFFER ANY LEGAL ADVICE WHATSOEVER SO IF YOU WANT IT GOOD LUCK TRY TO GET AN EMPLOYMENT LAWYER AND/OR QUALIFIED LICENSED LEGAL PROFESSIONAL TO ANSWER THE PHONE TO ANSWER YOUR LEGAL QUESTIONS OR TAKE IT TO THE SUPREME COURT EVEN IF YOU HAVE NOT BEEN IN A BAD ACCIDENT THAT CAN BE PINNED ON A RICH PERSON OR ENTITY. THIS IS AN EXPRESS DISCLAIMER THAT THE NINTH AMENDMENT. HEREIN AND NOWHERE ELSE EITHER CLAIMS TO OR DOES OFFER ANY LEGAL ADVICE WHATSOEVER.
       The hidden fact for the day is that San Francisco local state senator Leland Yee has introduced California SB 1349 to protect social media profiles from employers (just like one need not inform prospective employers they have anthrax if the candidate does not know it and feels kind of okay). Senator Yee's bill would prohibit California employers from demanding user names and passwords from applicants or current employees. The bill further would ban universities from demanding such information.
     The solution for the day since this is only potential law protecting readers only protecting readers in California which the Ninth Amendment suggests considering in all circumstances anyway is filling social media sites with fictional or misremembered information rendering their databases valueless.Always play the "disinformation game". In the case at hand create a site devoted exclusively to one's love and admiration for the employer, identify it as one's social media site, disable any other sites while at the interview so as to be truthful, then as as soon as getting out the door when the interview is over simply restore one's other sites as they were (YES WE BELIEVE THIS CAN BE DONE BUT CHECK FIRST, PLEASE, BECAUSE WE REALLY DO NOT KNOW FOR SURE IF THIS CAN BE DONE WITHOUT GOING TO THE SOCIAL MEDIA SITE HEADQUARTERS OR THE CIA AND ASKING THAT IT PLEASE BE RESTORED FROM THEIR COMPREHENSIVE FILES.)   
        The thought for the day is that obviously should the employment relationship not work out after the interview one may exercise one's First Amendment rights by trashing the employer on billboards or the internet so long as it is expressed as "opinion" and does not in any other way constitute defamation or any other unlawful act of which there are now quite a few but this again is NOT LEGAL ADVICE AS IT MUST BE SOUGHT FROM THE AFOREMENTIONED QUALIFIED LICENSED ATTORNEY OR EQUIVALENT AS THE NINTH AMENDMENT DOES NOT PORTEND TO OFFER READERS ANY LEGAL WORDS,  ADVICE OR INFORMATION WHATSOEVER.
        What follows finally is the Ninth Amendment comment submitted yesterday in response to a New York Times editorial on the new, improved "Cruel" Republican budget (is anyone surprised?) drafted by Wisconsin Representative Ryan "trimming" $3.3 trillion dollars from extraneous social programs such as feeding the poor which so far as we know was not published in the digital edition of the Times verbatim or otherwise probably either because the Ninth Amendment forgot to press the "submit" (we do not like to submit) button, the Times already had stopped taking comments, or as we told the Foxterns they could only write it if they did not claim to be the Ninth Amendment editorial board, not to be too mean, or write things about physical appearance and for goodness sake avoid analogies to Nazis as that is totally inappropriate given the horrific gravity of the Holocaust as recently reiterated by the New York Times editor who explained why the percentage of Times readers' comments not published had increased about fivefold of late.

Comment Submitted to Times and Not Published So Far As the Ninth Amendment Knows
       A "cruel" budget from Wisconsin Rep. Ryan just because it trims $3.3 trillion from ancillary programs for the poor like feeding them? The editorial board of the Ninth Amendment at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com being of an alleged Constitutional bent even ups the Times one and says how about "cruel and unusual"? If the Supreme Court still has left that one in the greatest governance document ever drafted perhaps it may consider applying it to someone other than the likes of Dr. Josef Goebbels.
       Mitt Romney says something like he is "not very concerned about the very poor"? Nor we know about the kids' dog strapped to the roof of the family car from whom's diet one could always doubtless trim a couple billion dollars of dog food with hardly a peep.
       No doubt just a slip of the tongue from a devout champion of whatever is expediant who slogged practically his own way through college and two simultaneous Harvard graduate schools without work alas nothing but sales of stock Daddy gave him to get his wife (wives? how many are they allowed to have these days?) and himself to that great grade B science fiction sphere in the sky or whatever it is.
       Meanwhile Mr. Romney quickly turns face again from what he thought to be (when told) might be importune remarks about the "very poor". Heck, being such a warm and compassionate man he no doubt did not first realize this budget too has another big tax break for the rich and the ultra-rich. They too need to eat.

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Rich-Boy Romney Confesses to His True Poverty and Admits Sole Claim To Being Roosevelt Heir, Survives "Super Tuesday"

     Wednesday, 7 March 2012, BOSTON, MASS. - As the Nation reels with excitement over the stellar crop of Republican candidates still mathematically capable of serving as President of the United States, the Ninth Amendment reminds its readers to AVOID READING UNLIMITED FREE CONTENT OF THE DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY BY SETTING THEIR FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". Today's post below features the Ninth Amendment editorial staff's response to Times columnist Professor Paul Krugman's recent observations on Mitt Romney presented in his piece entitled "Equality of Opportunity, Never Mind" (as published verbatim with one editorial correction here from the digital Times version).
      The Ninth Amendment sincerely apologizes that the fact for the day is absent here due to time constraints but numerous facts should be available from other sources. Readers are reminded to exercise caution that all information presented as fact is not necessarily so. For example readers may refer to the Krugman "Romney in his own words" piece linked to the comment below. 

• BigMartin
• waronnothing

     Thank you Professor Krugman for exposing slight inconsistencies in Mr. Romney's statements and minor inaccuracies in tangential areas such his rendition of facts. The Ninth Amendment log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com finds it unlikely that Romney in selflessly naming himself the "true heir of Teddy Roosevelt" refers to that for which our editorial board most fondly remembers Roosevelt, namely his beautifully crafted end run around Congress upon its passing the "Antiquities Act" with which power Roosevelt just ignored any limitation Congress believed the Act contained on a modest amount of federal land the President in his sole discretion might preserve as national monuments but instead got out a map and pen and before Congress could blink had saved for all future generations so much land that it came [stet] now forms the core of this Country's protected treasured jewels known as the National Park System.
     Likely given the Romneys' economic hardships in scraping by without benefit of jobs at college and later simultaneous enrollment in two Harvard graduate schools living only on sales of stock given by his father, Romney probably believes somehow it was overlooked that President Roosevelt's Will meant to give Romney everything. Romney's delusions aside, his candid comparison of himself to Roosevelt should be right on the money, as it were, in that Romney like Roosevelt who took office when President McKinley was assassinated, will never be elected President of the United States.

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Rich-Boy Romney Buys Arizona and Michigan Elections Promises Economic and Emotional Depression And More Potholes For the Poor

     Tuesday, 28 March 2012, NEW YORK, NEW YORK, The Ninth Amendment welcomes back faithful readers after our Microbus disguised as a newspaper delivery truck finally gave our "bug drone" the slip (more on that below) and returned us temporarily to our regional headquarters to re-stock in a sewer someplace possibly beneath the New York Times building or maybe the National Security Agency "signals intelligence" research center and cafeteria. We remind readers to avoid BYPASSING THE TIMES MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR "PAYWALL" TO READ UNLIMITED FREE DIGITAL TIMES' CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING READERS' FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".
     The fact for the day is that even newer generation CIA drones such as the "non-existent" drone shot down by Iran can be given the slip (and sometimes also captured and cleaned) by driving one's vehicle at high-speed through the car wash paying extra for super double wash and wax as car wash evasion was NOT included in the drones' budget contract. WARNING: This maneuver can prove dangerous and MUST be performed by a trained professional (preferably a Dick Cheney contractor from Cheney's BlackDeath Corporation which once again has had to be renamed to avoid enforcement of judgments and now casts itself as a global band of professors and educators in the burgeoning specialized fields of maniacal mercenary murder and professional government rip-offs for dangerously shoddy or simply totally unperformed work).
    Speaking of non-performance in other breaking news Mitt "the little sh*t" Romney just bought two more primaries in Arizona and Michigan on the standard Republican platform of driving the country further into the ground for the benefit of less than one per cent of our population. The hidden fact for the day is that New York Times star columnist-economist Nobel Prize winner Professor Paul Krugman yesterday presented the cover of his new book Stop the Depression Now! to come out in a few months. Dr. Krugman through his dogged persistence in responding to Republican garbage-think refuses to give up on his optimism born of a top-rate background in economics, a rigorous thought process and a tireless sacrifice to a continuous communication of his knowledge that we do have reason to be optimistic simply by systematically exposing the manifest falsehoods of Republican economic "theories" for what they really are, a ceaseless flow of rank manipulation with no grounding in truthful inquiry or valid solutions for our nation but only self-serving half-baked schemes to try to keep a tiny minority of people in power which to them translates to but one thing and one thing alone, money.
    The Times today digitally published the Ninth Amendment comment to Professor Krugman's announcement of the imminent publication of his new book Stop the Depression Now! here reproduced verbatim below:

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   • BigMartin
   • waronnothing

   Dr. Krugman the editorial staff and global bureaus of the Ninth Amendment log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com comprise some of your most fervent admirers in the world and are delighted to see that you won the Nobel Prize in Economics already and yet still write so prolifically for the Times and have been busy writing a book with such a catchy title. We understand that people who win the Nobel prize such as you and President Obama get some spending cash so they do not even have to work if they do not wish to work. We on the other hand have not won the Nobel Prize, do not have cash, and still do not really work. Most impressively your "Depression" book looks like a self-help book with a very crafty title like the earlier blockbuster "Stop the Insanity" and retro-60's graphic a la "I'm Okay, You're Okay" in that some people will think it is about the economy, some will think it is about their emotional problems exacerbated by a world going down the tubes and others particularly in New York City most likely will think it is a do-it-yourself book for fixing potholes and dangerous dips in the pavement outside their apartments. When we receive our (hopefully) signed advance copies we intend to skim them very quickly so we can be the first to publish a review of your book and help to spread the love. Go, Dr. Krugman, go!

   • Feb. 28, 2012 at 10:03 a.m.

   
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