Showing posts with label airfare. Show all posts
Showing posts with label airfare. Show all posts

26 November 2014

BARGAIN! > UNCLAIMED LUGGAGE CENTER SCOTTSBORO ALABAMA! Nation's Lost Luggage WOW! On Sale At Up To 80% Off Retail Price 90 Days After It Is "Lost In Space" Ready > Set > MAP / GPS > ROAD / AIR / SKY > GO! CHEAPEST BUDGET FLIGHTS SCOTTSBORO ALABAMA SPECIAL OFFERS BEST CHEAPEST LOWEST PRICE TICKET SCOTTSBORO ALABAMA BUY HOTEL MOTEL ROOM LAST MINUTE SPECIAL AIRFARE BUDGET TRAVEL BEST RATE AIRFARE SAME DAY CHEAP FLIGHT DISCOUNT CAR RENTAL ONE NATION'S LARGEST GARAGE SALE BARGAIN BASEMENT BOX SHED BLACKDEATH FRIDAY NOW PAST REDISCOVER LOCAL FAMILY SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY FIRST SUPPORT YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SALE HOMETOWN STOREFRONT SALE YOUR COMMUNITY ONCE A STRANGER THEN YOUR NEIGHBOR NOW YOUR FRIEND ALL STORE CLEARANCE

       Wednesday, 26 November 2014, SCOTTSBORO, ALABAMA - The Ninth Amendment editorial board likely never will forget when one of our louder mothers had a large suitcase crammed full with clothing bargains she painstakingly had shopped for our sister from the best North Carolina versions she could find of her beloved legendary northern New Jersey (no clothing sales tax) discount retailers such as "Alexander's" (intersection of "historically" unsafe early NJ state highways 4 and 17 with early curious 1930's period "suicide" curved concrete dividing barriers seemingly facilitating collisions between oncoming traffic lanes mere inches apart) and haircut balloon "Best's" which carefully shopped clothing our mother dutifully checked onto a newly bankruptcy scrubbed clean (of things such as employees' living wages and years of retirement pension savings) Continental Airlines only to have her precious checked luggage lost missing in transit and likely gone NOA ("never on arrival").
       After two weeks anguishing over her lost bargains tangibly representing so many hours labor of love of shopping refusing or neglecting to request nor settle for the ¨cash replacement¨ she desperately could use Mom did the one last thing she could and demanded to know where Continental Airlines might have the lost bag stashed so she could mount her own nationwide hunt to find it. As best she now remembers she was directed either to Houston or Dallas. In any case the happy ending to the story is that remarkably Mom in fact went to the Texas city to which she was directed and with the committed assistance of her taxi driver she actually recovered her large suitcase from one of the ¨monthly¨ piles in a cavernous Continental Airlines facility where all Continental "lost" luggage went among literally thousands of of pieces of luggage. 
       The luggage had acquired the somewhat misleading designation of being ¨unclaimed¨ only insofar as there being but a very remote chance of of the owners ever expending the time and monetary resources to pursue and and try to find their lost luggage at this single unadvertised nationwide location. Well the reason for all this unnecessary background information is that it leads up here to the exciting (to a select group of Ninth Amendment readers we expect) somewhat recycled news as it has previously has been publicized by certain other sources that the Ninth Amendment staff has discovered yet one more curious and unusual opportunity this time related to mountains of unclaimed luggage lost in transit to bring to the attention of those of our readers who have appreciated certain select somewhat obscure consumer savings or shopping information in the past. 
       We expect these readers know if they fit this description so as they possibly say "you will know if you have got to go". Be a reader the Chairwoman or Chairman of the Board or Junkyard King or Queen the Ninth Amendment trusts these readers will know who we mean. Searching for a few keywords let us say welcome to the flea market bargain basement garage yard sale to beat all others in the holiday shopping rush of the Goodwill curious crowd. There is always something new to do with items one did or did not know they ever needed but never in any case thought could be had so cheap dollarwise in the super sale de luxe bargain bonanza as set out below.
       Yes the good news is this is a true story. The bad news is that it does not mean Ninth  Amendment readers necessarily will recover that ¨must have¨ piece of lost airline luggage especially following the initial ninety (90) day period after which the airlines apparently are not required to keep it. HOWEVER, the better news is that after ninety days who would have guessed but it turns out there is but one ¨family-owned¨ company in the United States that has ¨exclusive¨ deals with most major air carriers to purchase all lost luggage with much bus and rail lost luggage consolidated as well in just the one Alabama town of Scottsboro boasting the distinction of hosting that facility now known as the UNCLAIMED BAGGAGE CENTER
       So readers who still are with us and/or already have jumped down the rabbit hole to the link below either know or are about to know that after ninety (90) days all major airline luggage now apparently goes to just one central giant warehouse with a kids'-size barn of luggage at its side to boot at one location in the 15,000 small town of Scottsboro, Alabama. In other words for that certain special group of Ninth Amendment readers: YES, THESE READERS NOW HAVE A MISSION and if so it is time to prepare to hit the road or hit the air. May those interested thrifty and just plain curious Ninth Amendment readers who do not wish to go online but just may be busting for a reason to take a good old simple American road trip or go on an air shopping jaunt and toss the techno for a break or God help them find those patent designs left in a briefcase of whom we suspect there may be more than just a few greater detail follows from the link below. (It has been documented per the New York Times article that one curious shopper cut open the belly of the stuffed animal in the luggage he bought and found it to be full of pharmaceuticals.)
       The New York Times article below includes a link to the Unclaimed Baggage Center which link also appears directly below this Ninth Amendment post covering most all essential information for standard trip planning. The Ninth Amendment as always does not include commercial information in this post about what is said here somehow to be a "family business" for any remuneration monetary or otherwise either for the Ninth Amendment nor any person nor party or entity known to have any connection to the Ninth Amendment.
       Having said that the Ninth Amendment expects to avail itself of the opportunity to use this post to attract advertisers both for advertising revenue and for readers' SPECIAL OFFERS BEST CHEAPEST LOWEST PRICE SCOTTSBORO ALABAMA FLIGHT HOTEL MOTEL ROOM LAST MINUTE SPECIALS AIRFARE BUDGET TRAVEL BEST RATES FARES SAME DAY CHEAP FLIGHTS DISCOUNT CAR RENTALS for this FLEA MARKET BONANZA DREAM DEAL SECOND HAND MYSTERY GIFTS SECOND HAND ANTIQUE FLIGHT ROAD RAIL SHOW AUCTION COUNTRY WIDE FAIR NATIONAL GARAGE YARD SALE LUXURY BARGAIN MAXMONEY SAYS SAVE MOST EVER CHEAPEST PRICES LOWEST AIRFARES CHEAPEST FLIGHTS BEST VALUE ROOMS NO BLACK FRIDAY COMES SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY GREATEST SALES EVENTS

Unclaimed Baggage Center  - LINK FOR OFFICIAL SITE


http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/25/business/a-place-where-lost-luggage-gets-another-shot.html?action=click&contentCollection=Opinion&module=MostEmailed&version=Full&regdion=Marginalia&src=me&pgtype=article

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23 September 2012

SUPERCHEAP AIR TRAVEL TIPS - Ninth Amendment Log Celebrates Post # 200! Plus LOWEST AIRFARES TRAVEL Onslaught Shows Social Media/National Security Agencies Do Not Control All

     Sunday, 23 September 2011, LA PAZ, BAJA CALIFORNIA, MEXIXO - Ninth Amendment post number 200 comes to loyal, new, accidental, institutional and other welcome readers from this BEAUTIFUL CITY where readers may VISIT OR EVEN MOVE TO PARADISE on the Cortez Sea where the three principal marine life centers in the world all are located due to the most diverse sealife on the planet. Many of the editorial staff and members of the global bureaus presently locally available were delighted to share a delicious farewell waterside dinner with sometimes contributor "Little L" and trial IP newbie "Big Big Joe" in their departures on new endeavors. The Ninth Amendment editorial staff particularly wishes them luck.
     CHEAP AIRFARE CHEAT SEATS CHEAP ROOMS UNBEATABLE OFFERS FOR AIR TRAVEL PLANES FISHING BEACHES FRIENDLY LOCALS.This is LA PAZ in MEXICO, not the other one in SOUTH AMERICA, and is not far north of CABO SAN LUCAS with NEARBY AIRPORT.
     In the Ninth Amendment's experience is daytime road travel south out of the U.S. to LA PAZ on the new highway ONLY WITH PRESENT CONSULTATION WITH KNOWLEDGEABLE SOURCES. The historically best known organization to the many Ninth Amendment travelers is GREEN TORTOISE TRAVEL.
     GREEN TORTOISE TRAVEL last known to be HQ'd in its SAN FRANCISCO HOSTEL with CONSTANT WINTER BAJA CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP TRAVEL ALL INCLUSIVE save for EXCELLENT PREPARED MEALS FOR A FEW DOLLARS IN ADVANCE ON THE MEAL. Other GREEN TORTOISE trips and possible offices include CROSS-COUNTRY TRAVEL TO NEW YORK VIA SEVERAL MAJOR CITIES, MANY SUMMER NATIONAL PARK TOURS, AND ALASKA TRIPS.
     Although previously not required to re-enter the U.S. should readers ever care to return while readers may still get out passports are now required as Customs Agents apparently no longer can discern authentic American accents on return. DRIVING IN MEXICO'S OTHER PARTS IS FRAUGHT WITH COMPLICATIONS. Our experience  presently is limited solely to other means of travel rather than our own U.S.-registered vehicles driven with/by local contacts (should we happen to have them other from the Police Interceptors and confiscated mechanically unsound Jaguars in our motor pools) is that other than one Ninth Amendment staffer who traveled alone via truck and found it necessary several years back to scream at bandits to clear the road which they did as she was an angry Cuban who screamed Cuban with religious rants. Our experiences exclusively on EXCELLENT COMFORTABLE FRIENDLY GREEN TORTOISE BUSSES well known and welcomed by Mexicans all down the highway involved no more than occasional Mexican police roadblocks and relatively brief searches for arms and drugs lasting about ten minutes after the police used to having seen thousands of GREEN TORTOISE BUSSES pass over the years.
     Finally on SUPER CHEAP TRAVEL here dear readers our RELAXING TRIPS often included lovely energetic SENIOR ADULT HOSTELERS at least in their (let us say) sixties but probably more. This section for now concludes A SPECIAL SUPER CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP TRAVEL OFFER TOURIST AD BONUS MAGNET AIRFARES ACROSS THE UNITED STATES, THE WORLD, HAWAII (get married naked feet on the beach. . . . again dear, maybe BREATHTAKING KAUAI NOT MAUI THIS TIME?). HAPPY AND SAFE TRAVELS EARLY CHEAP THANKSGIVING FARES the Ninth Amendment sincerely hopes all who wish may TRAVEL AND SAVE IN HAPPINESS and hope, pray or. whatever for the end of the ruin of this BEAUTIFUL EARTH for an endless waronnothing. The Ninth Amendment did draw CHEAP TRAVEL AIRFARE ADS with a series of posts showing we hope that the social media/national security onslaught as expected may still be managed as friends.
    Double finally, in our collective experience NEVER TRUST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT, INCLUDING STATE DEPARTMENT OR ANY OTHER AGENCY FOR ANY ACCURACY AT ALL IN TRAVEL ADVISORIES. The Ninth Amendment editorial board and global staffs are extraordinarily grateful for all possible safety afforded by careful planning with persons who are trusted and know including in advance of more "exotic" travel to destinations such as Harare, Maputo, North Africa other continental destinations and constantly communicating with fellow trusted travellers heading where readers plan to go, from where readers are coming, and anywhere else en route. No doubt with some excellent guide books with tips such as "Lonely Planet" and others of this type. If readers do not know whom to trust, please keep readers' TRAVEL SAFE TAKE MAJOR AIRFLIGHTS TO MAJOR DESTINATIONS and just beware the notorious TSA your Government agents taking money to let by drugs, guns and stealing from your luggage.
     The Ninth Amendment repeats its ritual reminder that CHEAP TRAVELING readers should avoid BYPASSING THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALL BY READING UNLIMITED FREE ARTICLES ON FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS SET TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". The Ninth Amendment as before reports some written alerts from readers that should this technique not work simply intellectually curious readers are discouraged from doing their own "Bypass Times paywall" research which may include simple utterly discouraged techniques most probably requiring deleting all but one or a few letters of the URL (top address line) to continue an article which should only be researched and not performed due to intellectual curiosity.
 
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