13 December 2012

Zuckerboy And CIA Tools Facebook, Google and Twitter Lead Attack Of Viral Social Media Giants On Privacy Of American People

     Wednesday, 12 December 2012, SAN FRANCISCO - Hardly a moment passes on North Korea's "atomic clock" that megalomaniac Zuckerboy at the helm (a la drunken sot Exxon Valdez Captain Hazelwood) of Facebook, or "Mugshot" as more popularly known in the so-called law "enforcement" community, and other viral social media cohort CIA-fronts Google, Twitter and lesser players in the war on Americans' fundamental privacy rights announce some new "privacy policies".
     The Ninth Amendment's legal department scarcely is surprised to find these policies about as incomprehensible as impossible to decrypt when taken together as the latest "health" insurer "benefits" guide written exclusively by armies of hack two-bit lawyers with no healthcare knowledge whatsoever save further ripping off the American people for some mega-rich "health" insurer that dare not actually affix its name to the thousands of anonymous highrise towers insurance companies long have been known to own in downtown cities across the United States. (Hey Prudential, still own San Francisco's Embarcadero Center in a joint venture with the Rockefeller family?) That is, one is left with the overwhelming question (like T.S. Eliot), am I really getting something more here for my benefit, or am I actually losing even more rights and benefits at greater cost to me? The answer actually is not too difficult to predict at this point in the game.
     The Ninth Amendment strongly recommends this above date's New York Times technology section to interested readers especially as rich in details of the latest hijinks of the viral media giants as well as many references to websites devoted to providing readers with free means of defeating at least some of the tracking mechanisms of these CIA tools. Needless to say the Ninth Amendment was horrified to see that even the once-venerable New York Times has joined the game of tracking its readers and in some cases merely visitors who do not even "click" on anything.
     Readers are reminded to refrain from READING FREE UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES ARTICLES SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING" NOR SHOULD THAT TECHNIQUE NO LONGER WORK TO REFRAIN FROM PERFORMING SIMPLE SEARCHES SUCH AS "DEFEATING NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALL".
     Because of the rich material especially made available in this above date's Times to find websites dedicated to protecting readers' privacy including with free adjustments to different browser settings, the Ninth Amendment in its recognition of the importance of getting this material to press for the benefit of interested readers below provides the link to the main "Facebook" article which should lead resourceful readers to many of the tips for defeating viral social media privacy invasion practices. If but one life is saved....

http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/12/12/facebook-changes-privacy-settings-again/

     The editorial board of the Ninth Amendment submitted the following comment for publication in the digital edition of the above date's New York Times in response to the Times' request for comments on the linked preceding article. The comment later was published in the digital New York Times.

  • BigMartin
  • waronnothing
The editorial staff of the Ninth Amendment log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com expresses no surprise at the apparent complete ignorance of Facebook, Google and the rest of the "viral social media" crowd of CIA child tools in their continuing demonstration of complete ignorance of the Bill of Rights in general and here in particular fundamental privacy protections identified at least as long ago as Mr. Justice Douglas' identification of "penumbras" of fundamental privacy rights in his seminal opinion Griswold v. Connecticut. Probably as a result of most of these one-dimensional ill-educated techno-geeks having dropped out of Ivy League schools (those who got in them in the first place) long before receiving a well-rounded education and considering perhaps even graduating given the almighty allure of the dollar to megalomaniac Zuckerboy and his fellow viral social media cohorts. But shame on the New York Times for playing along including with this most dangerous game of tracking American citizens -- or has it forgotten so quickly what absolutely vital protections the United States Constitution afforded it in, among other things, in [sic] its complete protection by the United States Supreme Court from "prior restraint" in the Pentagon Papers case? As they say, what goes around comes around.
 Copyright 2012 Big M All World Rights Expressly Reserved (except as to New York Times content)

06 December 2012

Idiot Texas Governor Rick Perry Flies Private Jets Courtesy Of "Poultry Kings" And Others In Return For Blatant Official Favors, Prepares For 2016 Comeback

     Thursday, 6 December 2012, AUSTIN - The editorial board of the Ninth Amendment does wonder from time to time about the where and whatabouts of Idiot Texas Governor Rick "Payback" Perry since his historic presidential election campaign debacle later labelled by James Carville as the "worst" the Country had ever seen, ever. Readers may remember that when last heard from stomping back off to secede Texas from the U.S. again Idiot Perry was complaining that his loss was due either to a lack of sleep including his lunch-to-dinner naptime apparently handed down from his former boss preceding Governor Bush "little shrub", a leg which hurt, or maybe even both of those things at once.
     His embarrassing placement of blame for his early withdrawal from the race within practically weeks of entering it as the apparent Republican frontrunner little known at the time would only foretell much more massively immature idiotic self-serving and immensely revealing statements of the final Republican candidates "Richboy" Romney and "Yes Man" Ryan who later lost the Country for the whole Republican party later blaming their landslide loss in what Romney at least apparently believed by a close call the result which he thought he had already purchased but for the nagging fact that the American people did not vote for either "Richboy Romney" or his ticket.                                                                                                          
     Readers please recall the Ninth Amendment's ritual reminder not to attempt to defeat the New York Times paywall by setting free Firefox Browsers to "Private Browsing" nor in the absence of that technique working executing a search  for something like "override New York Times paywall" nor definitely not by implementing one of many other simple techniques many of which involve deleting most of the URL (top address line) from Times pieces they are reading so as not to have their reading interrupted.
     As for Idiot Texas Governor Rick "Payback" Perry he has since reingratiated himself with the majority of the American public by recently clarifying that in being the first known human to shoot a coyote in cold blood Perry used a laser-sighted handgun when he shot and killed from amongst the morning crowd of  his forced running-mates security detail, or perhaps better described as "large paid heavily armed entourage", who normally travel in force whenever he and his wife have made their "goodwill" trips separate (which can get really expensive for the Texas taxpayer) or together to drum up more of the tourist business swamping Texas from such such dangerous and exotic foreign lands as Japan and New York City (where Perry spent the entire day of his last gubernatorial victory in Texas promoting his book about "Spitting Up" when he was a boyscout and also how he promised he never-ever would run for the office of United States President like that scoundrel he used to work for and therefore only pretended he liked who would of course be former "President" George "little shrub" Bush, the guy who stole the Presidency but was too dumb to know he had done it.
     The following Ninth Amendment editorial staff comment was written in response to an article on Perry's unprecedented use of private planes from executives and other rich people who want favors from him or more precisely the taxpayers of Texas. It is not known if this comment appearing directly below was or was not published amongst other readers whose comments were published in the digital New York Times of that date.                                                  
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Tuesday 4 November 2012
Comment Submitted By Big M On Behalf Of The Ninth Amendment Editorial Staff

How fitting that "poultry magnates" have "effectively" underwritten Rick Perry's use of, inter alia, corporate jets. Perry is one shrewd operator who realized long ago that to quit the "animal business" after making no better than C's and D's in his alleged Texas A&M college veterinary major was the only way Perry could ever "make it" with the "big boys". Perry figured out that selling out was the only way a guy of his "potential" could ever be flying around in planes rather than driving 30-year-old pick-up trucks that some relatives gave him to use for "coyote hunting" and leading boy scout expeditions for the rest of his life. Rick "Payback" Perry has long been followed in our Ninth Amendment log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com. Just like his hated boss George Bush (who no doubt reminds Perry just a wee bit too much of himself), Perry long ago would have been pegged as nothing but a lifelong loser were he not bailed out constantly in return a few small "favors" say, for example, his making a career of selling Texas to the highest bidder, including those who felt it had been a few too many months since the last innocent Texas inmate had been put to death by the State.

 http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/04/us/politics/for-perry-use-of-private-jets-as-part-of-job.html

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17 November 2012

"...We Should Not Let It Eat Our Brains...." Professor Krugman Asserts In Times' Piece On Social Security And Medicare Reform Delusions

     Friday, 16 November 2012, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - New York Times columnist Economics Nobel Prize winner Professor Paul Krugman blasting ignorant would-be reformers of Social Security and Medicare stunned the Ninth Amendment editorial board with his stark assertion that as to bipartisan misconceptions on these matters that "...we shouldn't let it eat our brains." Readers are reminded to refrain from reading FREE UNLIMITED TIMES' ARTICLES SIMPLY BY SETTING FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING" NOR USING OTHER MORE RECENT METHODS OF BYPASSING THE TIMES' PAYWALL BY USING SEARCH ENGINES TO DISCOVER OTHERS SUCH AS DELETING MOST OF THE URL (TOP ADDRESS LINE) OF TIMES' ARTICLES.       Ninth Amendment comments offered in response to Professor Krugman's strident admonitions were published in the Times' digital edition earlier today verbatim as follows. The link to Professor Krugman's piece appears directly beneath these ads for high-velocity slingshots and binoculars which are endorsed by neither Professor Krugman, the New York Times, nor the Ninth Amendment log. Although they apparently may be by Google which has established "affiliate" relationships with the advertisers. Please consult the ACLU as to any Second Amendment or other Constitutional protections afforded Americans' "right" to bear potentially dangerous or even deadly weapons without the concurrent existence of a domestic standing militia. These slingshots are not toys and should only be used only with responsible adult supervision. Always wear bona fide safety eye and wrist protection. Ninth Amendment readers presumably already are adequately familiar with the characteristics of binoculars.




    • BigMartin
    • waronnothing
    Goodness, Professor Krugman, "... we shouldn't let it eat our brains."! The editorial board of the Ninth Amendment at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com is heartened to see that you sure are not pulling any punches. Frankly we never even thought we ourselves might get that one in the Times, sir. But you without doubt are the man. You tell it like it is and have proven yourself dauntless beyond reproach to us and countless others. Thank you. Finally, is this the start of a run for the next United States Presidency after your fellow Nobel Laureate President Barack Obama, or do you have enough jobs already?

16 November 2012

Former C.I.A. Chief General David H. Petraeus To Be Tapped Next U.S. Supreme Court Nominee Sources Claim

     Friday, 16 November 2012, WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Ninth Amendment's "Drained Swamp Bureau" preliminarily reports it has received unconfirmed anonymous communications apparently claiming growing Beltway rumors that former C.I.A. chief General David H. Petraeus, to testify today before the Senate and House Intelligence Committees with the prompting of Acting C.I.A. Director Cantor regarding the Benghazi, Libya tragedy with additional questioning regarding his admitted Patricia Broadwell adulterous affair, may well be next up for a presidential nomination to the first available United States Supreme Court seat, including that of Chief Justice should it become available.
     Readers are reminded to avoid reading FREE UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL ARTICLES SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING" NOR SHOULD THAT NO LONGER WORK TO REFRAIN FROM USING SEARCH ENGINE QUERIES ON MOST RECENT TECHNIQUES SUCH AS DELETING MOST OF THE URL (TOP WEB ADDRESS LINE) OF TIMES' ARTICLES SIMILARLY TO BYPASS THE TIMES' PAYWALL.  
     Following Petraeus' former Afghanistan fiasco spending among other things days with top staff members criticizing Commander-In-Chief Obama to a Rolling Stone reporter, resulting in President Obama's promotion of him for unclear reasons to C.I.A. Director, and the General's most recent follies discrediting the Central Intelligence Agency where his computer password allegedly was taken verbatim from the name of his favorite childhood pet which is generally not recommended. A position on the Nation's high court is about the only career advancement available to him in the spirit of Joseph Heller's seminal Catch-22 when Captain Yossarian and others received medals for a pinpoint bombing of the ocean which would appear to be akin to a seat for General Petraeus on the Nation's high court provided that U.N Ambassador does not open up in the meantime.
     Given for example Mr. Justice Clarence Thomas' surprisingly unexpected enduring tenure on the bench where he reportedly has never once directed a question to petitioners before the Court in oral argument, and a majority of his fellow colleagues appointed by Republicans who have mostly unfailingly voted exactly as expected along party lines, General Petraeus should be expected to serve with most distinguished relative abilities on today's United States Supreme Court. To the best of the Ninth Amendment's admittedly limited information Mr. Justice Petraeus would never previously have written or expressed any judicial opinion although his discretion and judgment would appear to speak for themselves.
     Finallly the Ninth Amendment expresses its deep sorrow to the American diplomats selflessly serving the American people when murdered in Benghazi as well as to all their families and loved ones. May they rest in peace and their supreme sacrifice for the United States never be forgotten.

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15 November 2012

Losers Romney and Ryan Share Elitist Racism Blame Crushing 2012 Republican Defeat To Obama And Biden On "Gifts" To Win Votes Of Women, Black, Hispanic, All Minorities And Urban Areas, And The Poor

     Thursday, 15 November 2012, LAS VEGAS - Republican Governors and loved ones flocked here like parasites to Fantasyland embodying all the delusions their dumped flagbearers "Richboy" Romney and "Clueless" Ryan held dear, to play the slots (except Idiot Texas Governor Rick "Payback" Perry reportedly barred from better casino floors due to probable liabilities from his apparent inability to comprehend this complex game) and plot their next major political foray. Exclusive Ninth Amendment sources report that Republicans are expected to announce a new strategy reportedly suggested by sage "Richboy" Romney whereby they focus their campaign efforts exclusively on only the TOP ONE-HALF OF THE TOP ONE PERCENT of voters, or rather, contributors.
     Both "Richboy" Romney and "Clueless" Ryan in recent back-to-back days distinguished themselves among modern losing candidates with a curious "nail in the coffin" strategy of publicly blaming their loss (surprisingly accurately) on most American voters voting against them and also, in Romney's case, apparent alleged gifts for votes including a range of social services including health care, education, women's reproductive care and Government assistance for the underprivileged.
     The Ninth Amendment reminds readers to avoid reading FREE UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL ARTICLES SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING" NOR SHOULD THAT NO LONGER WORK AVOIDING CONSULTING SEARCH ENGINES FOR NEWER METHODS SUCH AS DELETING MOST OF THE URL (ADDRESS LINE) ABOVE ARTICLES.
     The following comments made by the Ninth Amendment editorial staff in response to two Times pieces regarding "Richboy" Romney's and "Clueless" Ryan's recent public statements exposing their absolute inability to accept their loss were published in digital editions of the New York Times in the past couple of days. Links to the Times pieces appear below the comments.

    • BigMartin
    • waronnothing
    Mr. Romney we see from his ridiculous assertions today is most likely not a regular reader of the Ninth Amendment log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com. Had he been we would have hoped he had read our earlier post headlined with a simple concept he might have learned from the Beatles, had he ever listened to them. "Money Can't Buy Me Love." Copyright Apple Records. We trust that Times readers will do a fine job of decimating his sorry soul on the specifics as he is such an obviously easy target we decline even to say more.

14 November 2012

CIA's "Ninja Librarians" Sift Your Trash As CIA Attempts to Catalog, Infiltrate, Incite "Occupy" Movement, Assassinate Leaders

     Wednesday, 14 November 2012, McCLEAN,  VIRGINIA - The Ninth Amendment editorial staff awaiting readers of Little L's post on, among other things, the EXACT NUMBER of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson's suite at San Francisco's Seal Rock Inn which readers too may now reserve, shares with readers the following notes regarding the above subject matter in the title to this post.
     The Ninth Amendment repeats its reminder to readers to avoid READING FREE UNLIMITED DIGITAL CONTENT OF THE NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING", NOR IN THE ABSENCE OF THAT TECHNIQUE WORKING DOING AN INTERNET SEARCH TO EASILY FIND SUCH NEW TECHNIQUES AS DELETING MOST OF THE URL (TOP INTERNET ADDRESS LINE) WHEN READING TIMES ARTICLES.
    The following admittedly somewhat cryptic notes from the Ninth Amendment's local bureau which despite rumors is neither located in the petting zoo nor park proximate to CIA HQ, where most recent chief Petraeus had been busy thinking up a new password for his home computer, can be better understood by interested readers by consulting the below coupmedia link.
     Please see the below page link to assess information regarding CIA involvement in Occupy Wall Street cataloging, infiltrating, possible assassination of leaders. D-R-A-F-T notes follow regarding the link to coupmedia and a partial overview of other ongoing Ninth Amendment log investigations which eager readers may themselves easily research further through simple techniques such as keyword searches (i.e. "Ninja Librarians").

-Unexposed CIA-Google links
-How to beat "search tracking"
-"Ninja librarians" aka CIA college-fresh agents in non-descript industrial park
 -Social media reports on President Obama's Oval Office desk each a.m.
-Lethal surveillance teams

 ***Coupmedia needs reporters***

http://coupmedia.org/occupy-wall-street/the-cia-is-tracking-revolt-by-tweet-facebook-0511

Copyright 2012 Big M and Little L All World Rights Expressly Reserved (No claim to coupmedia material.)

12 November 2012

Seal Rock Inn Dr. Hunter S. Thompson's Top Spot To Rock 'N Write In S.F.

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     Monday, 12 November 2012, LAND'S END, SAN FRANCISCO - "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."  Dr. Hunter S. Thompson. Little L must be a Pro because according to the Ninth Amendment she really is Weird! Certain members of the Ninth Amendment editorial staff recently had a gonzo experience while dining at the "home away from home" of our most esteemed Dr. Hunter S. Thompson. Little L at the Seal Rock Inn used her well-honed investigatory reporting skills to uncover the exact suite in which Dr. Hunter S. Thompson stayed while writing some of his most notable pieces for Rolling Stone magazine and many of his related books which followed.
     And what suite number would our Ninth Amendment readers request should they wish to retire in the very room where the venerable Dr. Thompson himself always made a point of staying while at Land's End in the City by the Bay? Well gentle readers would you think that the Ninth Amendment would ever withhold the truth from you? Readers themselves we trust will find the web address or the phone number of the Seal Rock Inn still owned by the same ownership should readers wish themselves to reserve (during San Francisco extended business hours) this still accessible piece of American Literary History.
     Although we understand the cost to be quite reasonable by San Francisco standards the Ninth Amendment further understands that on-site parking may be limited. One is advised to treat with respect the ice machine and all of the Seal Rock Inn's accommodations and furnishings.  Mementos or souvenirs should only be acquired through legitimate means where available from private business owners.
     Yes and by the way the Suite Number provided by the front desk is THREE-ZERO-FIVE, that is Suite 305.  This post is provided to readers without endorsement nor remuneration from the Seal Rock Inn.  Please treat this uniquely special opportunity with all due respect so that others may share it as well.  Little L reminds readers that should they be in search of either the most talented Bill Murray or Dr. Thompson's final close protege and friend fellow Kentucky native Johnny Depp that readers are on their own as to that.
   
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Veterans' Day 2012, Money Cannot Buy Romney Love, Krugman Advises Obama Let Idiot Republicans Take Country "Over The Cliff", CIA Chief Petraeus Loses Another Job

      Monday, 12 November 2012, VERSAILLES, FRANCE - A tribute first to our grandfathers (and our grandmothers back on the home front) of the Ninth Amendment editorial staff and global bureaus as well as the ancestors of all our readers and others spread the world over who survived the horrors of World War I so that surviving soldiers might emerge from the trenches on the eleventh second, of the eleventh minute, of the eleventh hour, of the eleventh day, of the eleventh month of 1919 to once again play soccer, see women in swimsuits and dresses, take jobs, raise families and hope that never again would peoplekind slip into the meaningless madness, of which the world first got a taste in the Boer War, of modern warfare.
     This sadly of course was not to be the case as old men would continue for nearly the next century until this very moment to send more and more young men, and later women as well, to die and take a large part of the world's civilian population with them as well.  And so what was once known as Armistice Day was renamed by President Eisenhower "Veterans' Day" in acknowledgement of the failure of the United States to make that day the end of modern warfare but instead of the necessity of paying tribute to the millions more to die in conflicts which other than World War Two have never since been properly declared to be the wars which they really are as clearly required unequivocally by the Constitution. We pay tribute to all humankind suffering the agonies imposed upon them by a Government run amok.
     Now to the hopes for the days ahead. Even as chanting and singing President Obama supporters awaited the President's live public appearance in celebration of his re-election to a second Presidential term with millions more waiting remotely for the President's appearance, all first awaited Minkmitten "Richboy" Romney's forced extraction by his campaign staff and hotel security from his "victory suite" so that Romney might first concede defeat. Although President Obama had prepared a concession speech just in case, Romney who perhaps had been watching too much FOX-TV had not.
     The Ninth Amendment reminds readers to avoid READING UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING READERS' FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". READERS WHO FIND THIS TECHNIQUE UNWORKABLE ARE REMINDED TO AVOID OTHER TECHNIQUES READILY SEARCHABLE ON VARIOUS SEARCH ENGINES.
     Mitt Romney whose seven-year quest for the Presidency has ended in a sound defeat by the American people can now return to hiding his tax returns from the public eye lest they see the hundreds of millions of dollars of "passive income" on which he scrapes by without having to work and, hopefully, never again pay any significant taxes. It would appear the only hope now of the Republicans is to take the country "over the cliff" or have the United States Supreme Court attempt to insure future "victories" through reversal of the protections of democracy afforded by section five of the 1965 Voting Rights Act.
    Next post to be Little L's visit to San Francisco's Land's End at the Seal Rock Inn, Dr. Hunter S. Thompson's "home away from home" in Woody Creek Colorado, including his favorite room where readers so inclined may themselves now also stay. God Bless America.

Copyright 2012 Big M and Little L All World Rights Expressly Reserved

06 November 2012

OBAMA PROJECTED TO WIN RE-ELECTION OVER ROMNEY

     Tuesday, 6 November 2012, WASHINGTON, D.C. - The New York Times reported moments ago all networks projecting that President Barack Obama has won a second term as President of the United States of America beating Republican Mitt Romney. Roughly half of independent voters stated that former  Republican "President" George "little shrub" W. Bush whose campaign staged a coup d'etat culminating with the United States Supreme Court's Bush v. Gore decision in 2000 should be held responsible for America's economic problems since then. God Bless America.

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Exercise Your Right To Vote And Make A Difference In Today's Election! Every Vote Counts!

Tuesday, 6 November 2012,  Election Day in the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA - Are you ready Americans?  Are you ready to cast your VOTE in one of the most important elections in American History?  Well if not, we at the Ninth Amendment suggest you get up, get dressed, eat a healthy meal, and get out there and practice your right to VOTE.  No excuses, just make up your mind and do it!  Men and Women across this Great Land of ours let your voices be heard.  PRESIDENT OBAMA NEEDS YOUR SUPPORT TODAY!  We at the Ninth Amendment declare this election is especially important for American Women. Mitt Romney has assured American Women that he will send them back to the Stone Ages.  Promising to cut Planned Parenthood, (which does both Breast and Cervical Cancer screenings) just because of the Abortion issue is ludicrous.  In addition, telling the American Auto workers that the President is going to send jobs overseas is absurd.  No jokes today readers.  This is a time for ACTION.  Lie upon Lie is being told to SCARE, INTIMIDATE and PLACE FEAR IN THE HEARTS OF AMERICANS across our great land. This is being done by Mitt Romney and his campaign staff.  The NINTH AMENDMENT implores each of you to get out today and RE-ELECT PRESIDENT OBAMA.  We know you can do it!  Just put your mind to it and do it!

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01 November 2012

Little L Keeps Up Ninth Amendment Readers' High Standard Of Living With Lowest Price Top Quality Rx Eyeglasses From $6.95 Complete

     Thursday, 1 November 2012, SAN ANTONIO, TEXAS - Little L with extensive experience in retail chain store and national catalog sales management including large-scale purchasing controlling past annual budgets of over $1 million encourages readers to insist upon informed educated purchases rather than settling for impulse buying based on incomplete or misleading information. The invaluable advantage of knowledge is yet again demonstrated in consumer economics which in every way and day demonstrate that readers who take the time to educate themselves and avail themselve solely of reliable reference resources of integrity can live a far better quality of life even on much less money.
     Readers who have read our past occasional consumer posts such as on prescription drug retail savings of up to 75% know the Ninth Amendment seeks to inform our readers of some of the best ways we know to save money and time acquiring many of life's genuinely most essential necessities. This is fully consistent with the Ninth Amendment's enabling readers to get the most out of lives spent to their maximum satisfaction largely by making well-informed assessments of all manner of people, places and things. Decisions likewise based on accurate information as to what is REALLY the most important news which is first of all true, and secondly worthy of readers' time, thought and consideration, are invaluable where we today find ourselves under full verbal and sensory assault utterly inundated with competing worthless sources so often intentionally fostering confusion and ignorance meant to manipulate us into making and/or supporting thoroughly bad decisions most often made with full knowledge by persons of bad or thoroughly misguided intentions.
     Take for example that huge rapacious conglomeration of self-serving global purveyors of lies owned by Rupert Mudoch with its U.S. flagship popularly known as FOX-TV "NEWS". It embraces absolutely no sense of any duty at all to devote any resource simply fairly to present even occasional truths enduring or otherwise which might shed some valuable light and even goodness on the real world. Tragically these dangerously misleading flag bearers of disguised falsehood, distraction, confusion and ignorance at all costs if only for the sake of their almighty money masters of deception must perpetuate and foster human ignorance for no decent purpose and continue unabated even with full knowledge of the State which DOES have the Constitutional power and indeed obligation currently vested in the FCC to reserve some beneficial use for the finite channels of communication available via the public airwaves for purposes such as bona fide education and dissemination of the truth. (Which one can feel confident are represented by, for example, Big Bird given Minkmitten "Richboy" Romney "loves" so much he would kill him off.).
     FOX and Friends (of absolute manipulation unhindered by a conscience) continue to dump their perpetual onslaught of misinformation as they ceaselessly attempt both tested and new methods to yet further dumb down and keep down their audience that the shameless purveyors of lies, the tiny fraction of a percent of the very richest Americans who stand across the ever-widening Grand Canyon of wealth distribution, and the Republican politicians and would-be-politicians who have sold out their party so far that they will gladly "serve" without any regard whatsoever for the future of their own Country and its children.
     This that all three groups may survive and lavish one another with not-so-secret favors. They thus find it in no way in their interest to foster or participate in any sort of "overall" improvement of the Country. The Republicans' biggest accomplishment since ushering the United States to the brink of collapse very nearly having been to perfect a Government capable of achieving nothing. Just what every People look for in their Government  Their last "not-really-President" Bush "the little shrub" in any case having very nearly done us all in before that such that it has taken four years to barely climb to safety from the enduring gift of a Country left in a shambles of uniformly wrong decisions on every major policy issue at home and abroad.
     Naturally the Republicans' 2012 sole purpose now without fail is a government that does nothing but give more money to the already far-and-away most monied on a scale not seen in more than a century if that. Which is no purpose at all for someone looking to save a Country such that it perhaps still works. The only responsibility they recognize is to serve and conjure up new lies for their masters' benefit. They have yet to learn what every working American knows who has ever suffered the generic "motivational" lunchroom posters: Your absolute loyalty is demanded to the end that they may drop you in a heartbeat when your time comes. 
     The Ninth Amendment  in contrast  would never wish its readers to miss opportunities to make quality low-cost purchases of genuine value which often are known almost exclusively by word of mouth due to the lack of need for wasting money on advertising overkill, as opposed to, for example, the "Richboy" Romney Presidential and poll harassment campaign's need for virtually unlimited funding even to attempt to dupe voters and donors successfully into believing "Richboy" Romney has anything whatsoever to offer to well over 99% of the American people except, in the words of Evelyn Waugh, "A Handful of Dust". Hoping moreover that the people may well elect Romney because the Republicans have successfully rendered them too ignorant to comprehend the reality that Romney really means disaster for the USA.
     For these reasons alone Little L wishes to bring to readers' attention for their optical needs consideration of www.zennieoptical.com which has been most highly recommended to her and she herself has found to have a most consumer-friendly website and selection. With next week's upcoming Presidential election we at the Ninth Amendment hope all of our readers will take the opportunity to have the best vision possible so that readers are able to read and cast their ballots clearly and carefully when voting for President Barack Obama, who by necessity has the Ninth Amendment's strong endorsement over dangerously clueless "Richboy" Romney and the terrifying promise Romney holds for a cataclysmic conclusion to the Nation's final disaster put into motion by the Bush-Cheney administration horrorshow and only narrowly averted (hopefully) by four solid years of President Obama's damage control.  Although that is not the only election taking place the Ninth Amendment cannot but determine that the necessity of President Obama's re-election is by far the most serious matter voters face next Tuesday, 6 November 2012.
      www.zennieoptical.com is a website which offers prescription eyeglasses from $6.95 complete (plus fixed price shipping and handling in the United States and International) for women, children and men.  All glasses include FREE, YES FREE Anti-Scratch Coating; Thin and Light 1.57 Index Single Vision Lens; Full UV Protection; Protective Case and a Free Microfiber Cleaning Cloth.  This website offers a fully interactive page, allowing visitors to do such things as upload their own picture to try different styles of glasses; choose from various frame materials, as well as choose from various frame styles. Although the Ninth Amendment could go on at some length, Little L recognizes that our readers who are interested best take the opportunity themselves to go to the Zennie Optical  website www.zennieoptical.com and decide for themselves whether they may wish to use the site for their own optical needs. The Ninth Amendment has neither communicated with nor received any remuneration from Zennie Optical for its opinions expressed in this post.

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30 October 2012

Republicans' Final Phases Of Corrupt Election Strategy Exposed With "Fixed" Ohio Voting Machines Bought For Romney By Daddy

     Tuesday, 30 October 2012, WASHINGTON, D.C. - Just one week
 before the Presidential election the Ninth Amendment expects readers will
find the evidence of Romney family interests' direct control of Ohio voting
machines (they sold the easily rigged booths to Ohio) most compelling.
It is common knowledge that no Republican has ever won the Presidential
election nationally without wining the State of Ohio. No doubt this is why
Romney was the only child ever known to have asked his parents for a
"voting machine" company for his birthday,
     This message sent by Credo Action from Working Assets exposes and
details evidence that in addition to "Richboy" Romney and his campaign's
documented limitless stream of lies shamelessly spread both by the candidate
himself directly to the public and saturating to the point of being unavoidable
the public airwaves bought and paid for by grassroots contributions from
such longtime mom-and-pop Romney supporters as miscreant Chevron
Oil ($250 million donated last Friday alone despite regular explosions and
resultant infernos at its facilities), "Richboy" Romney's support by another
Supreme Court determined without even waiting for a less contrived
opportunity to position another Republican after enabling Bush the
"little shrub's"' coup d'etat to "win" the office of President no doubt fearing
Romney actually even less capable than "little shrub" of prevailing in the election
should it not be definitively manipulated to Romney's advantage in advance,
plus the invaluable support of Romney's fellow cast of Republican party
screwballs such as the Ohio Tea Party U.S. Senate seat challenger who
recently made obvious to the Ninth Amendment and doubtless many of our
readers that the Country would be much better off not with his service as a
United States Senator but rather with him institutionalized in the company
of scores of other Romney confederates of equally aberrant beliefs upon the
would-be Senator's justifying with the following verbatim statement his position
that sexually assaulted women should be forced by the State to bear the
children even of rapists:
      "I struggled with myself for a long time but I came to realize life is that gift
from God, even when life begins in that horrible situation of rape. It is something
that God intended to happen."
     The Ninth Amendment repeats our ritual reminder to readers to avoid
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SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE
BROWSING" NOR TO USE OTHER RECENTLY INTRODUCED
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     As to "Richboy" Romney's Tea Party compatriot running for Senator from
Ohio, one can only hope that he continues his "struggle with himself" under
restraint with medical supervision rather than elected to roll around on the
Senate floor with his fellow Tea Partiers, not to mention his pathologically lying
mentor and clueless commander of this entire sinking ship of dangerous fools
without a conscience, "Richboy" Romney "tie my family dog to the roof
of the car", whom Massachusetts voters who once mistakenly believed his
faux persona and elected him Governor clearly are not now in any way
participating in sending him anywhere near the White House riding his wave
of lies alternating with inexplicable wholesale intermittent unpredictable
adoptions of his opponent President Obama's policies.
     Romney himself is of course funded virtually entirely by a tiny fraction of
"the 1%", propelling his White House gambit with nothing but outright lies, zero
actual knowledge of or any consistent positions on foreign affairs, a lifelong
mastery of corrupt practices, and an expert group of manipulators of the masses
exclusively for their own benefit on which Romney best deliver.
    



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Dear Martin,
Could a voting machine company with deep financial ties to the Romney family help Republicans steal the presidential election in Ohio?
It could happen. If this year's presidential election comes down to the electoral votes in Ohio, the deciding votes could be cast on electronic voting machines manufactured by Hart Intercivic.
A 2007 study conducted by Ohio's Secretary of State showed that Hart Intercivic's touch screen voting machines could be easily corrupted. The New York Times reported:
At polling stations, teams working on the study were able to pick locks to access memory cards and use hand-held devices to plug false vote counts into machines. At boards of election, they were able to introduce malignant software into servers.1
Hart Intercivic is majority owned by H.I.G. Capital which controls two of the five seats on the Hart Intercivic board. An investment fund with deep ties to the Romney family and the Mitt Romney for president campaign, H.I.G. Capital was founded by Tony Tamer, a major bundler for the Romney campaign, and it is one of the largest partners of Solamere Capital, an investment fund founded by Tagg Romney and Spencer Zwick, Mitt Romney's chief fundraiser from the 2008 presidential campaign.2 This makes the Romney family part owner of the voting machine company, through its interest in H.I.G. Capital.
What's more, three other H.I.G. Capital directors are major fundraisers for the Romney campaign, and H.I.G. Capital is the 11th largest contributor to the Mitt Romney campaign.3 Two of the company's directors, Douglas Berman and Brian Schwartz, were even in attendance at the Boca Raton fundraiser4 where Romney infamously declared:
There are 47 percent of the people who will vote for the president no matter what... who are dependent upon government, who believe that they are victims, who believe the government has a responsibility to care for them, who believe that they are entitled to health care, to food, to housing, to you-name-it... These are people who pay no income tax...[M]y job is is not to worry about those people. I'll never convince them they should take personal responsibility and care for their lives.5
And as if the ties between Tagg Romney's Solamere, Romney contributors at H.I.G. Capital, and Hart Intercivic weren't astonishing enough, two members of Hart Intercivic's 5-member board of directors made direct contributions to the Romney campaign. That's right. Directors of the company that makes touchscreen voting machines that could decide the presidential election in Ohio, have made contributions to the Mitt Romney for President campaign.
It is disturbing and dangerous that Hart Intercivic, the company that makes the machines that will count many of the votes in Ohio on election night has deep financial ties to family members of Mitt Romney. And that its leadership has been actively involved presidential campaign by donating and bundling hundreds of thousands of dollars to the Mitt Romney. The fact that these machines are easily corruptible touch screen voting machines makes matters even worse.
Gov. Mitt Romney and President Barack Obama are locked in a tight election race which could very well be decided by Ohio's 18 electoral votes. We must take action now.
Thank you for all you do to protect the integrity of our Democracy.
Becky Bond, Political Director
CREDO Action from Working Assets
1. Bob Driehaus, "Ohio Elections Official Calls Machines Flawed," New York Times, December 15, 2007.
2. Rick Ungar, "Romney Family Investment Ties To Voting Machine Company That Could Decide The Election Causing Concern," Forbes, October 20, 2012.
3. "Mitt Romney (R) Top Contributors." Open Secrets, October 1, 2012.
4. Dave Gilson, Who Was at Romney's "47 Percent" Fundraiser?, Mother Jones, Sept. 18, 2012.
5. MoJo News Team, "Full Transcript of the Mitt Romney Secret Video," Mother Jones, September 19, 2012.

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23 October 2012

Romney Predicted to Lose Home State By Wider Margin Than Any Presidential Candidate In History

     Tuesday, 23 October 2012, BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS - "Richboy" Romney reportedly trails President Obama in poll projections even in Romney's home state of Massachusetts by more points than any other Presidential candidate in history. The Ninth Amendment's recently absent fact of the day feature returns here with the foregoing observation regarding Minkmtten "Richboy" Romney highlighting a very simple truth regarding the man who apparently has been most loved only by his mother, and in the unforgettable words of B.B. King, "she might have been lying too".
     The most telling unavoidable plain truth is that nobody really cares for "Richboy" Romney least of all the Massachusetts voters who once elected him to office as Governor of that state, ironically birthplace of the American Revolution AGAINST all that Romney represents. Well it certainly appears they will not be voting Romney ever again into any kind of statewide or national (if they can help it) office. Played once for fools, here is one group of Americans which obviously has learned the hard way what Romney really represents, and it is certainly nothing that is going to do the "person on the street" any good whatsoever.
     The Ninth Amendment reminds readers to avoid READING UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES' DIGITAL CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING" NOR BY MORE RECENT EASILY SEARCHED TIMES' PAYWALL AVOIDANCE TECHNIQUES SUCH AS DELETING NEARLY ALL OF THE URL LINE (ADDRESS BAR FOUND AT TOP OF PAGE) WHEN READING TIMES' DIGITAL CONTENT.
     Finally speaking of voters learning not to vote against their own interests the Ninth Amendment below reproduces verbatim its comment languishing heretofore in draft form as inspired by New York Times(s) articles and commentary reporting "Richboy" Romney's unveiling around the time of the first Presidential debate his clearly well-thought-out version of "Romneycare" to be administered apparently in hospital emergency rooms until such time as "stabilized" patients without health insurance or other ready payment could be tossed out on the streets, including of course the erstwhile candidate's assurance that such patients of course would have universally accessible care for "pre-existing conditions" (such as for example Romney's own insatiable greed and absolute heartlessness concerning the well-being of humanity).

Ninth Amendment Verbatim Comment Submitted To Digital New York Times Unknown If Published 

The publishers and editorial staff of the Ninth Amendment at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com must agree with Governor Romney that he is living proof that his local emergency room does a bang-up job of providing him and his loved ones with all their necessary health care right there in the lobby, which is why the Ninth Amendment provides our staff with no health insurance (no, not really, please!'") either but encourages them and their families to take a bus to the same one where the Governor (and Big Bird) have all their health care provided. The only recurrent returning condition we have found is that they return without any of the parts of their brains that once governed pre-Republican things once known as such ethereal concepts as ethics, morality and "telling the truth" which apparently have come to be recognized by Romney's ruling one per cent as vestigial tissue (like the appendix and webbed toes) which may safely be ignored or just removed when declaring a patient stabilized, all pre-existing conditions addressed, and rolling them out the door. All the other rooms at the hospitals are just for sending out the bills and threatening letters, counting the money, and contacting the credit bureaus regarding delinquent patients. That is why we require our staff using this excellent system to lie about their names and switch digits on their birthday and social security number ( social security itself just another antiquated unnecessary system) before we fire them when they return to work since they no longer tell the truth about getting it done, or anything else.

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Breaking News Ohio: US Supreme Court Again Atempting To Subvert Constitution, Install Debate Loser "Richboy" Romney In United States Presidency

     Monday, 22 October 2012, SUPREME COURT PORNO SCREENING ROOM - The Ninth Amendment urges readers to keep their eyes on the ball in light of today's reports that the fascist-leaning largely right-wing partisan United States Supreme Court will again attempt the Unconstitutional "call" of a Presidential election for the "benefit" of the American people since the Court's never-again mentioned Bush v. Gore debacle. This time the Court rather than awaiting the opportunity to put the finishing touches on a coup d'etat instead has taken the peremptory step of scheduling a last-minute argument and predetermined decision doubtless bent on overturning an Ohio case that would otherwise prevent out-of-country Ohio voters (i.e. mostly Republican armed forces and rich ex-repatriates) from being given an extra three days to cast write-in ballots for Minkmitten loser "Richboy" Romney. This due to the right-wing Justices knowledge that no Republican has ever won the U.S. Presidency without winning Ohio which the Court plans to assure is "nudged" into the Romney camp.
     Readers are discouraged from reading UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL CONTENT BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING" NOR SEARCHING FOR NEW PAYWALL BYPASS TECHNIQUES SUCH AS DELETING ALMOST ALL OF THE URL (TOP ADDRESS) LINE WHEN READING TIMES' ARTICLES.  
     In its most private subterranean "pornographic" film viewing chambers, made infamous since the Warren Court (sans participation of Mr. Justices Black and Douglas), the Court while ostensibly gathering to watch "pornography" and the San Francisco Giants playoff comeback game in fact studied the night's final Presidential debate to assess how much help "Richboy" Romney would be expected to need to push this clear loser (as reported over two years ago by the Ninth Amendment following a personal breakfast with the Ninth Amendment editorial staff in Scottsdale, Arizona). The Justices ignored FOX-TV News but instead focused on the analysis of James Carville, spiritual descendant of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, to glean an accurate understanding of the extent of President Obama's trouncing of "Richboy" Romney in the final Boca Raton Presidential debate.
     As Carville observed Obama's continued Presidential comeback with obvious and devastating disdain for lackey Romney was amply demonstrated by Romney's apparent switch in tactics from aggressively telling nothing but lies to the American public to instead essentially agreeing with all of Obama's policies apparently in hopes that unable to win the election  he might at least find some position in the Obama administration in which he might continue to bilk the American public in the spirit of Dick "Pigheart" Cheney. The majority of the Justices therefore can be expected if fearful that a last-minute fixed Ohio decision alone cannot save Romney to without advance notice in the coming days move up some other high Court argument and decision in another attempt to hoist onto the American people under false color of law another President, that being loser Romney, a la crackhead Bush "little shrub" from whom the Country is yet to recover and from last reports is still believed to be back in rehab.
     OHIO OHIO OHIO OHIO, should the Supreme Court have its way there will be far more than four more dead when loser "Richboy" Romney sends them off to the next war on nothing. God Bless America.

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22 October 2012

Obama's "Disdain" For "Richboy" Romney Must Be Obvious in Monday's Boca Raton Debate, REGISTER TO VOTE!

     Sunday, 21 October 2012, BOCA ROTAN, FLORIDA - With all due respect persistent Ninth Amendment readers can we really be certain that Bush-family cohort Osama bin Laden REALLY was killed in cold blood without trial or jury or any real-time or any other real evidence by Navy Seals alleged murderous "picture-perfect" assault in Pakistan and then dumped at sea at unknown coordinates? This most improbable scenario worthy of the credibility of what REALLY took place on 9/11. Given we have been provided with NO real evidence other than an unlikely break that President Obama took from an alleged "Pizza Supper" to report in a matter of moments these altogether unlikely and most definitely apparently Unconstitutional actions to the American people before returning to the "Situation Room" to finish his pepperoni pizza with "special" invited (oh, really) guests who perhaps at least metaphorically held a gun to President Obama's head. Welcome to the Skull and Bones club.
     Ninth Amendment readers are reminded to avoid READING FREE NEW YORK TIMES' CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING" or in the event readers find that paywall avoidance unavailable to themselves take the initiative to quickly use readers' favorite search engines to find alternative methods such as allegedly deleting nearly all of the top URL line (top address line) while reading Times' articles.
     The editorial staff and global bureaus are deeply grateful to welcome back "Heart on Her Sleeve" Little L as well as IT/cryptography genius Big Big Joe who we understand to have been undergoing recently intensive U.S. military debriefing as he fervently "agrees" for its edification the source of all real truth to be something apparently calling itself FOX-TV "News", with which we ourselves are not familiar as a brief viewing revealed it to be unworthy of any attention whatsoever other than its completely hysterically wasteful use of the American people's public airwaves in order to serve as an idiotic dangerously juvenile mouthpiece for the sole purposes of some foreign racketeering criminal by the name of Rupert Murdoch to further his own interests.
     In contrast the Ninth Amendment has been deeply gratified to learn that the Ninth Amendment log currently carries a credibility rating of 90% with responding readers.
     Finally the following Ninth Amendment public comment is reproduced  verbatim albeit belatedly from the New York Times digital edition in response to an article in that publication a couple weeks back in the wake of the first perplexing Presidential debate. President Obama do NOT repeat that performance in tomorrow's final Presidential debate against Minkmitten "Richboy" Romney to be held for reasons which escape us in corrupt Florida (the "Coup d'Etat State") right-wing stronghold Boca Raton


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waronnothing
October 8th, 2012
10:01 am
The Ninth Amendment at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com admits concern seeing your headline predicting to all (minus a few billion) that "Obama plots comeback". What if President Obama really has not been plotting anything, as the Times further revealed that just after the debate he thought that he had kind of won. Now it appears the President intermittently is kind of sniffing around looking for a game of pick-up hoops instead of remembering he still probably has to win a debate or two to stay President . His advisers coalesce into a major Broadway chorus to make this REAL for him (like the Joaquin Phoenix excellent Johnny Cash quip in "I Walked the Line" as the Folsom State Prison warden pleads with Mr. Cash maybe to play something to soothe rather than further rile the increasingly agitated crowd of violently stomping inmates to help "forget" they are doing "hard time" in the stone fortress many for life. "Why, Warden, you think they forgot?") Likewise, If not for that saving zinger in the venerable Times itself we too might have felt compelled to throw ourselves also into a Governor Romney practice session in which the Governor seems afflicted with that peculiar condition wherein he cares not a whit whether his lies to eighty-five million people for a moment helped, confounded all or demanded immediate retractions. Who needs to plot against someone like Romney? The President's unfettered "disdain" further cited will suffice just fine. It just should have been the headline.

07 October 2012

Ford Motor Touts 2012 6-Cylinder Light-Duty Plastic Ford Taurus As Latest "Police Interceptor" To Drunk Feds And Hapless State/Local Police Making Sirens Very Loud (Except "Stealth" Models) With Gas Economy Replacing Speed and Pursuit Capabilities

     Sunday, 7 October 2012, DETROIT - The Ninth Amendment yet again delivers on its promise to keep Ninth Amendment readers the best-informed in the world making sense of and breaking a relentless storm of ignored, unrecognized and unreported compelling latest news information sources from its editorial board to global news bureaus and remote equipment such as the Minkmitten "Rich Boy" Romney Deluxe Bugmaster not seen below incorporating primitive non-existent drone (unmanned aerial vehicle) tracking, relay and clarification of a constant influx of information from readers' living rooms, to the curtilage surrounding readers' visibly fenced and/or invisibly electronically safeguarded homesteads before Googlization to around the world and all the way to the "Restaurant at the End of the Universe", copyright Douglas Adams in the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" first broadcast on pre-Charles and Diana on BBC radio.
     The Ninth Amendment politely reminds readers to AVOID BREACHING THE NEW YORK TIMES' "CADILLAC" PAYWALL BY SIMPLY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING" or in the event that technique should no longer work to avoid NEWER METHODS OF READING UNLIMITED ARTICLES BY NOT DOING SIMPLE KEYWORD SEARCHES CONTAINING "BREACHING TIMES' 'PAYWALL'" AND NOT EMPLOYING TECHNIQUES SUCH AS ELIMINATING MOST OR ALL DOWN TO THE LAST LETTER OR SYMBOL IN THE URL (TOP WEB ADDRESS LINE) TO KEEP READING UNLIMITED TIMES' CONTENT.
     The "Hitchhiker's Guide" series later was published in a series of books referring to the original tome's cover adorned with the sole feature of a Big Button to press captioned "Don't Panic". Galaxy travelers generally only need to relax and if of appropriate bodily Commonwealth constitution drink about six quick pints at the local pub to relax and be prepared to be picked up by passing starships to travel with ample supplies of necessary medications and a towel. Travelers should also always carry a towel as hosts without fail assume that those carrying a towel indeed must be well prepared for any contingency.
     Prescription drugs should be relatively easy to bring as DEA jurisdiction then ceases to exist for all intents and purposes as space travelers find themselves transferred from pub to passing craft at the atmospheric- stratospheric level. An earlier post here noted briefly but accurately the extremely dangerous personal drinking habits embraced by hypocritical agents with their highly paid criminal "consultants" recognized time and again actually not only fraternizing with the DEA and indeed all U.S. Government "drug enforcement" types and the criminal cohorts (including federal witnesses) whose habits they or rather you dear readers most likely unwillingly support.
     Particularly true as to the copious analogs to the "innocuous" drug alcohol all of which analogs all most likely are free to consume in unlimited quantities once at the fringes of the Earth's atmosphere, that would be at "Closing Time" where there is always the danger those who over-imbibe may fall off galaxy craft eternally into space or perhaps pitch a no-hitter as the case may be. In this as in all such endeavors readers are best advised to consult with properly trained and licensed attorneys for the appropriate jurisdiction such as, say, "Space, the Final Frontier". Not to be confused with attorneys in "Alaska, the Last Frontier". In either case the Ninth Amendment makes no claim at dispensation of legal advice in either nor any other jurisdiction.
     Finally as to the news rampantly available should one prepare to spend some time as an intergalactic hitchhiker, that advice rarely if ever proves to be a necessity. Apart from the fact that the towel makes one pretty much welcome anywhere as this shows one only really need carry the Guide and all-important "Don't Panic" cover mantra complete with centerpiece front Big Button bringing us belatedly to today's fresh news although perhaps tired tomorrow.                                          
     On this subject as well patient readers the Ninth Amendment really only need refer to a quick terms search to find the Ford-sponsered oohs and aahs over the dare-we-say latest actually very phony Ford "Police Interceptor" already allegedly pawned off on hundreds if not more police departments such as the S.F.P.D. Readers here need only do a little not-very-close examination of their own to see that this is no truly "latest version" of the venerable eight-cylinder steel heavy duty Crown Victoria. Indeed Ford makes hardly a mention of the fact that it is nothing more than a new super-light-duty plastic Taurus with odd siren.
     With perhaps better traction control for the unskilled police driver who really we doubt cares much at all about the 35% fuel savings while idling on ethanol. No with not that much thought and but the most elementary understanding of physics, say force equals mass times velocity squared, the Ninth Amendment predicts some most unhappy officers as they helplessly watch the steel Northstar-engined Cadillac speed off into the distance or the Ford LTD Station Wagon headed straight at them rear-end first. We very much doubt that the 2012 Ford "Police Interceptor" will offer much comfort at all then. Even as it idles with 35% improved ethanol combustion efficiency.
     As for that "Stealth" version we are afraid all police officers can do with that citizenry-deafening loud siren to make up for the lack of power, weight, and velocity is to turn the annoying thing off lest they draw attention to themselves fading back into the distance left in the dust as it were. After all, we were promised the maintenance of a bit of "domestic tranquility" as our part of the bargain.



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26 September 2012

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     Wednesday, 26 September 2012 - The Ninth Amendment dear readers shares the sorrow of all of continuing acts of retaliatory aggression against United States diplomatic missions including blowing up, attacking, bombing, infiltrating and even boldly entering worldwide in Africa, the Middle East, major cities highly trained and coordinated teams of terrorists, militants, rebels and enemies of our Country so sadly spreading far and wide largely blowback courtesy of years of failed groundwork, disruptions of democracies and assassinations of world leaders by the CIA, national "security and intelligence" agencies and a cancer of new outfits and now even large numbers of renamed Halliburton, Black Death and other murderous contractor outfits with the now failed NSA only the latest brainchildren of evil duped traitorous thieving corrupt lying secretive politicians doling out piles of your tax dollars in infinitely large and totally wasteful "black ops" budgets dreamed up by murderous think-tanks and payoffs to all as well as by President Eisenhower's farewell White House live televised warning of U.S. "defense" contractors since WWII perpetually dumping us with weapons Americans do not want and likely as not do not function but miss with "pinpoint" bombs, crashing multibillion dollar jet fighter airplane programs that our loyal pilots refuse to fly they are so dangerous and poorly designed topped by super-greedy business people of the ilk of Richard "Pigheart" Cheney who used the Vice-Presidency of the U.S. to make himself shamefully and criminally rich, and also of especially without end ever in sight the rest of the U.S. Executive Branch now under President Obama as he authorizes drone murders, has approved  "Lethal Surveillance Teams", supports complete cessation of U.S. Constitutional rights for all time with sickening henchman Attorney General ("bad Hitler mustache") Eric Holder whom our sadly more senile inured surviving parents and earlier generations think is a "nice-looking" man who those who know better realize might as well have headed the Bush "Justice" Department overseeing a vast profitable unnecessary citizen cataloging and punishment system mindlessly heartlessly sending United States citizens off to rot in horrible United States prisons which are nothing but another business with no regard for humanity and contrary to the will of all that is right but worshiping the wrong, evil and dark figures of the heavens and the abyss, especially when those figures can be set out on a balance sheet worthy of a sleazeball accountant completely devoid of any moral compass.
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     (Remembering the Ninth Amendment implores readers in all seriousness to follow none of the travel advice of the State Department as it has been invariably wrong at least since recommending lengthy travel abroad for say study in 1932 Germany. Please stay with timely and informed guides whenever possible just for example "Lonely Planet" (no the Ninth Amendment does not base any endorsement on anything but its own experience with no remuneration or communication with entities mentioned or recommended, but most of all ideally exclusively trusted advice from RECENT TRAVELERS TO FROM AND AROUND THE SAME DESTINATIONS ).
       The Ninth Amendment continues to wish with great hopes for now and the future to promote a WONDERFUL BEAUTIFUL LOVELY PEACEFUL RELAXING HOLIDAY THANKSGIVING, CHRISTMAS, HEBREW HOLIDAYS CELEBRATIONS WITH THE BEST CHEAPEST SAFEST MOST COMFORTABLE HOLIDAY SEASON LUXURY RESORTS WITH CHEAP AND BEAUTIFUL ROOMS AND THE WORLD'S FINEST CITIES NOT TO MENTION THE SOUTH PACIFIC HAWAIIAN ISLANDS AND FROM HONOLULU WAIKIKI TO MAUI PARADISE KAUAI AND THE BIG ISLAND TO WITH CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP HAWAIIAN INTER-ISLAND TRAVEL NOT TO MENTION THE BEAUTIFUL NATURE AND STUNNING PARKS OF TOURIST FRIENDLY DESTINATIONS FROM ALL CHEAP DESTINATIONS LOVELY COSTA RICA PROTECTED PARADISE. Readers themselves as always are the best ambassadors of United States good will throughout our own country and abroad.
     The Ninth Amendment cautions the above may be considered in certain style guides to in this case contain extraordinary run-on sentences not suitable for teaching English, writing or anything found in Wariner's except perhaps in Texas and Arizona should nothing else be available. Speaking of faux educations allthough Minkmitten "Richboy" Romney born with a silver spoon where the sun does not sign may say more than 47% of us are lazy as Pearl Jam rocker Eddie Vedder recalls, the Ninth Amendment continues to know without a doubt that Romney has it backwards as he either darn well knows or is too dumb to know or keep his trap shut. Minkmitten "Richboy" Romney and his cronies and remarkably disoriented putative spouse live a life of no work but still must for some perplexing reason say ill things of us who work so hard to keep fund the endless losing war machine while they and their pals plot how next to rip off their Country and less "fortunate" citizens, depending on one's idea of fortune.
     The Ninth Amendment knows without doubt from real-life experience if anyone deserves a lifelong vacation it is the true generations of lifelong hard-working Americans. Let Minkmitten "Richboy" Romney break rocks on the highway beside the prison where he belongs, hiding his tax returns, telling his lies, being the little man he always was who never worked hard a day in his life except to rip us all off to the very best of his ability.
     American genuine representative citizens, students, soldiers, workers, hardest-working in the world by all measures deserve and may they find that CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP AIRFARE AIRFLIGHT LOW-COST GUARANTEED TRIP VACATION TO THE TRULY DESERVINGS' ENDLESS PARADISE as they drag Mitt away  in chains with the cash he never earned square a day and has not yet had a chance to take out of his underwear and dump overseas..

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