Tuesday, 28 March 2012, NEW YORK, NEW YORK, The Ninth Amendment welcomes back faithful readers after our Microbus disguised as a newspaper delivery truck finally gave our "bug drone" the slip (more on that below) and returned us temporarily to our regional headquarters to re-stock in a sewer someplace possibly beneath the New York Times building or maybe the National Security Agency "signals intelligence" research center and cafeteria. We remind readers to avoid BYPASSING THE TIMES MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR "PAYWALL" TO READ UNLIMITED FREE DIGITAL TIMES' CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING READERS' FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".
The fact for the day is that even newer generation CIA drones such as the "non-existent" drone shot down by Iran can be given the slip (and sometimes also captured and cleaned) by driving one's vehicle at high-speed through the car wash paying extra for super double wash and wax as car wash evasion was NOT included in the drones' budget contract. WARNING: This maneuver can prove dangerous and MUST be performed by a trained professional (preferably a Dick Cheney contractor from Cheney's BlackDeath Corporation which once again has had to be renamed to avoid enforcement of judgments and now casts itself as a global band of professors and educators in the burgeoning specialized fields of maniacal mercenary murder and professional government rip-offs for dangerously shoddy or simply totally unperformed work).
Speaking of non-performance in other breaking news Mitt "the little sh*t" Romney just bought two more primaries in Arizona and Michigan on the standard Republican platform of driving the country further into the ground for the benefit of less than one per cent of our population. The hidden fact for the day is that New York Times star columnist-economist Nobel Prize winner Professor Paul Krugman yesterday presented the cover of his new book Stop the Depression Now! to come out in a few months. Dr. Krugman through his dogged persistence in responding to Republican garbage-think refuses to give up on his optimism born of a top-rate background in economics, a rigorous thought process and a tireless sacrifice to a continuous communication of his knowledge that we do have reason to be optimistic simply by systematically exposing the manifest falsehoods of Republican economic "theories" for what they really are, a ceaseless flow of rank manipulation with no grounding in truthful inquiry or valid solutions for our nation but only self-serving half-baked schemes to try to keep a tiny minority of people in power which to them translates to but one thing and one thing alone, money.
The Times today digitally published the Ninth Amendment comment to Professor Krugman's announcement of the imminent publication of his new book Stop the Depression Now! here reproduced verbatim below:
The fact for the day is that even newer generation CIA drones such as the "non-existent" drone shot down by Iran can be given the slip (and sometimes also captured and cleaned) by driving one's vehicle at high-speed through the car wash paying extra for super double wash and wax as car wash evasion was NOT included in the drones' budget contract. WARNING: This maneuver can prove dangerous and MUST be performed by a trained professional (preferably a Dick Cheney contractor from Cheney's BlackDeath Corporation which once again has had to be renamed to avoid enforcement of judgments and now casts itself as a global band of professors and educators in the burgeoning specialized fields of maniacal mercenary murder and professional government rip-offs for dangerously shoddy or simply totally unperformed work).
Speaking of non-performance in other breaking news Mitt "the little sh*t" Romney just bought two more primaries in Arizona and Michigan on the standard Republican platform of driving the country further into the ground for the benefit of less than one per cent of our population. The hidden fact for the day is that New York Times star columnist-economist Nobel Prize winner Professor Paul Krugman yesterday presented the cover of his new book Stop the Depression Now! to come out in a few months. Dr. Krugman through his dogged persistence in responding to Republican garbage-think refuses to give up on his optimism born of a top-rate background in economics, a rigorous thought process and a tireless sacrifice to a continuous communication of his knowledge that we do have reason to be optimistic simply by systematically exposing the manifest falsehoods of Republican economic "theories" for what they really are, a ceaseless flow of rank manipulation with no grounding in truthful inquiry or valid solutions for our nation but only self-serving half-baked schemes to try to keep a tiny minority of people in power which to them translates to but one thing and one thing alone, money.
The Times today digitally published the Ninth Amendment comment to Professor Krugman's announcement of the imminent publication of his new book Stop the Depression Now! here reproduced verbatim below:
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