General McChrystal and Aides Give Idiot Interview to Rolling Stone Magazine

        Wednesday, June 23, 2010, EN ROUTE TO WASHINGTON, D.C. - General McChrystal reportedly is en route to Washington, D.C. a day after a story broke that the General and his aides will be featured shortly in a Rolling Stone article in which they criticized President Obama, Vice-President Biden, the U.S. Ambassador to Afghanistan, and U.S. Special Envoys to Pakistan and Afghanistan.
       The General, who for some reason is the commander of U.S. and international forces in Afghanistan despite the fact that all his military experience is in Special Operations and not formal military command is widely admired for his hard work ethic and willingness to say whatever he wants whenever he wishes. His pedigree is markedly opposite from General Petraeus who preceded him and was schooled in military protocol. Likewise, the General's aides are career Special Operations personnel who know nothing of military protocol and were not trained for formal military leadership positions.
       Recently, despite his inability to think before speaking, the General and his aides were permitted a limited interview with Rolling Stone magazine. The interview later dragged on for days after the explosion of the Icelandic volcano made air travel impossible. The General reiterated his belief that, despite the fact that largest number of American troops ever serving in Afghanistan are already there or en route, what the General believed was the only hope for victory was a further "surge" of troops and the commencement of counterinsurgency opertions.
       Since the General and other top military leaders met with the new President Obama in the White House within days after the Obama Presidency began, it became clear that General McChyrstal seemed to have some trouble understanding that President Obama is the Commander-in-Chief and that the General is basically nothing. After the General observed that Obama appeared "intimidated" by all the brass that the four generals sported at the meeting, Obama should have immediately fired the General, given him a dishonorable discharge for insubordination, sent him to Leavenworth, taken away his pension and all benefits, and given his family directions to the nearest place to get food stamps.
       Nevertheless, as of yesterday the General had not yet been fired by the "furious" Obama, who refused to accept his resignation presumably so he could have the option to fire the General in person with a dishonorable discharge. The General's press secretary did immediately resign yesterday after the story of the upcoming Rolling Stone article was leaked. Apart from trying to exert pressure on Obama, the General also called the U.S. Ambassador to Afghanistan a "liar" and further strained his relations with the Special U.S. Envoys to Pakistan and Afghanistan. The General's aides made disparaging remarks about the Obama administration and referred to the Vice-President as Joe "Bite-em", maybe because they are unable to read.
The General leaves President Obama in a tenuous position having made his comments on the eve of the massive Afgan invasion which is supposed to end the war for good. Since President Bush started the conflict it is expected to become the longest-lasting conflict in which the U.S. ever has participated. As far as is known, the General's strategy for winning the conflict has never worked in any conflict of significance in which the U.S. ever has participated. He may manage however to kill many civilians.
       Furthermore, the General's timing is somewhat less than ideal since most of the international force which the General commands has already fled the country and will therefore be unavailable for the General's big invasion. Some of the few other countries left there with a token number of troops were expected at least to call in some more, but the General's remarks demonstrating that he has not even agreed on a course of action with his commander-in-chief cast doubt on whether any other countries will be eager to send any troops when the U.S. cannot even figure out what the strategy is. Incidentally, the Taliban enemy in Afghanistan was created by the CIA.
       It is time for President Obama, one of the smartest and best educated Presidents that the U.S. has ever had, to take a firm hand with rogue generals, BP, banks, or anyone else who continues to fail to recognize Obama's rightful authority as President of the United States. It is time for the President to use his mind to strategize against those who clearly are not of his mental caliber and then to come down hard on them. General McChrystal may be the favorite of the fraudulently elected President Karzai of Afghanistan, but who cares. If the General's judgment regarding a mere interview is so poor, why should anyone believe it is any better in any other area. His plan as disclosed in music magazine Rolling Stone is nothing but another repeat performance of a losing U.S. strategy.
       All the General and the military in Afghanistan have managed to do do is once again let opium production run wild, and allow most citizens to become opium and heroin addicts. The Taliban reduced opium production to 5% in Afghanistan. The U.S. has let it get back up to over 90%. Shown direct evidence the U.S. military just says "well, that's not our job." So if you leave a country with 95% heroin addicts, is that somehow "bettering their way of life"? Get real. President Obama must fire General McChrystal in the Oval Office, remove all his "brass", issue him a dishonorable discharge, and send him to military prison for insubordination.
       President Obama, the time has come. Please do not spend your entire Presidency cleaning up George "Little Shrub" Bush' mess. His day will come to be executed for treason, staging a coup d'etat, and crimes against humanity. Meanwhile, President Obama, please get on with your own agenda. Give this world some hope. Too bad you were stuck with Afghanistan, but get real, has the United States ever prevailed in a conflict like that?

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New Orleans Federal Judge Blocks Obama Ban On Deep Sea Oil Rigs

Tuesday, September June 22, 2010, NEW ORLEANS - A New Orleans Federal District Judge delivered a scathing opinion to the U.S. Interior Department and the Obama adiministration today blocking the U.S. Government's current ban on deep sea oil drilling in the wake of the BP criminal disaster oil spill.
The Court made a few curious analogies including one in which it said that just because a passenger plane crashes the Government does not ground all flights. The FAA later clarified that actually in the wake of a plane crash the FAA often does ground all planes of the same type that crashed. Likewise, in the case at hand, the present ban on deep sea oil rigs would be similarly appropriate since it does not include all oil rigs but only those similar to the deep sea rig where the BP disaster still unfolds uncontrollably two months later.
This finer point apparently was lost on the Federal Judge who was, not surprisingly, nominated by President "Mad Cow Disease" Reagan. Another still living legacy of the President who started his inaugural speech with the phrase "I would just like to say at this in particular moment that...." and who will leave the United States with the fallout from his nightmarish policies years after his death several years ago from mad cow disease as well as a combination of Alzheimer's, senility, and a stunningly low IQ.
Later yeseterday it was widely revealed in the press that the New Orleans judge who ruled in favor of the oil industry has numerous financial holdings in oil companies, oil facilities, and, of course, oil rigs. Apparently the Judge either did not perceive this as a conflict of interest, did not care if it was a conflict of interest, or simply did not understand what a conflict of interest was.
As could be expected, before the Judge's order allowing the resumption of deep sea oil drilling could be implemented the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals was expected to immediately stay the District Judge's order so it can not be implemented, and the Fifth Circuit Appeals Court is expected to hear the Federal Government's appeal to reverse if necessary the District Court Judge's decision on an immediate emergency basis. At this time it is not known if the District Judge is investing in more deep sea oil rigs. One would suppose it may depend on whether he thinks his ruling will stand in the wake of scrutiny by the Appeals Courts above him.

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Governor Perry May Be Texas' Longest-Running Governor

June 16, 2010, AUSTIN - Should Texas Governor Perry beat Democratic contender Bill White in next November's general election for Texas Governor, Mr. Perry may be Texas' longest sitting Governor ever. As to whether this is actually true, no one is really sure, since Texas has maintained no historical records except its slaughter by the Mexicans at the Alamo, and no information is available about the State before 1955. All historical records were destroyed pursuant to an earlier joint Governor Bush / Central Intelligence Agency directive in the mid-1950's.
Governor Perry, loved the country over for his ability to kill coyotes and maintain a state with the worst air pollution, worst education, highest prison and death rates in the nation, also is adamant in his threats that the Great State of Texas may secede from the United States at any point since "the Federal Government keeps trying to tell him what to do." For example, to follow federal laws, educate his population above the level of pure ignorance, offer aid to the poor, or do anything which confuses Governor Perry as to what the Great Lone Star Republic truly represents despite its apparent location in the United States of America.
Should Mr. Perry actually move to secede Texas from the United States pursuant to some arcane reading of the U.S. Constitution (as Governor Perry allegedly can read at least at a third-grade level), Mexico would be expected to overrun the border and annex Texas, which belonged to Mexico in the first place, in about two hours.
Should Mr. Perry end up in prison in Texas, he will find himself luckily in a state where complete lack of any mental competence is no bar to execution. In the meantime, Mr. Pery can enjoy spending time in Texas prisons which are first in the nation for same-sex prisoner rapes.

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Israel Continues Tradition of Ethnic Cleansing and Murder of Other Races

May 2, 2010, OFF THE COAST OF GAZA - Israel this week continued its tradition of murder and oppression of Palestinians and others presumably based on the justification that the Holocaust entitles Israel to seize any part of the world it wants and drive out and slowly exterminate the former inhabitants. This tradition commenced after eight million Jews, gypsies, homosexuals, and others were murdered by the Germans under Hitler during World War Two.
Although the Palestinians are not known to have had anything to do with the Holocaust, the Jews moved in massive waves into the country of Palestine and with international intervention orchestrated their seizure of the country from its Palestinian inhabitants after filling the country with enough Jews to win the vote for possession. The Jews seizure of the country apparently was based on their belief that the Bible, Torah, or something they read in an old magazine, which said they had inhabited the land about three thousand years ago. Therefore they thought they ought to get it back.
Were the same situation to occur in the United States, the American Indians of course should be entitled to get the entire United States back except the southwest which the Mexicans would get. US citizens would have nowhere to live, nor to make money to prop up Israel any longer as the US lapdogs of the Middle East. Based on Israel's alienation of almost every other country in the world, Israel would be obliterated without US support in less than a week.
Meanwhile, Israel in its raid and murder of members of the emergency aid convoy being sent to Gaza, which Israel has cut off from the world, made the mistake of killing almost all Turks on the aid ship. This was a strategically curious move considering that the Turks were some of the last people left in the world who had any kind of "positive" relationship with the Israelis.
The Turkish Prime Minister now in response to the Israeli murder of Turkey's citizens has proclaimed that the Israelis are "bloody mass murderers". The Turkish people have made clear that relations with Israel will never again be the same.
Meanwhile Egypt has opened land crossings to Gaza as the last hope to bring in humanitarian aid to Gaza. Recently when Iran was not in attendance at President Obama's "non-proliferation" meeting in Washington, D.C., the Iranians had their own such meeting attended by scores of nations in Iran. Iran asked why Iran should be expected not to have nuclear missiles while Israel is widely known to have armed nuclear missiles aimed at Iran and presumably most of the rest of the Middle East which all has grown to hate Israel. To date, Israel is not known to have responded to Iran's query. Israel attended neither the US nor the Iranian "non-proliferation" meetings.

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