Thursday,23 September 2010,PESHAWAR,PAKISTAN - Although the United States Government neither admits nor denies the use of drones or their intended targets, it has been widely reported in recent days that drones flying over Pakistan in recent days have killed more Taliban mid-level leaders as well as Pakistani insurgent leaders.
The Ninth Amendment has learned from unidentified sources the unreported news that at least one of these drones landed intact in a Taliban leader's swimming pool and is now "dried out" and usable. Osama bin Laden reportedly wishes to buy the drone from the Taliban for Al-Qaeda with money that he has earned in investments with the Bush family.
In related news unidentified sources reportedly also said that "You really think these (recently downed United States helicopters) aircraft have just fallen from the sky?" Apparently the unreported true facts are that the aircraft are being downed by United States Stinger missiles given years ago to the Taliban by the CIA when it created the Taliban. The CIA is now reported to actually have its own army in Afghanistan fighting against the Taliban which it previously created and armed.
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The Ninth Amendment has learned from unidentified sources the unreported news that at least one of these drones landed intact in a Taliban leader's swimming pool and is now "dried out" and usable. Osama bin Laden reportedly wishes to buy the drone from the Taliban for Al-Qaeda with money that he has earned in investments with the Bush family.
In related news unidentified sources reportedly also said that "You really think these (recently downed United States helicopters) aircraft have just fallen from the sky?" Apparently the unreported true facts are that the aircraft are being downed by United States Stinger missiles given years ago to the Taliban by the CIA when it created the Taliban. The CIA is now reported to actually have its own army in Afghanistan fighting against the Taliban which it previously created and armed.
Copyright 2010 Big M and Little L All World Rights Reserved
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