Hacker Barnaby Jack Dead In Mid-30's On Eve Of Expected Major Revelation - "Hacking Humans" Implantable Medical Devices

       Wednesday, 31 July 2013, LAS VEGAS - The Associated Press has reported that the famous "hacker" Barnaby Jack the young man who just tomorrow was to deliver the headline talk "Implantable Medical Devices:  Hacking Humans" at the Black Hat conference in this once-reputed Mob gamblers' mecca cum corporate family amusement town is dead of unknown or unreported causes allegedly in San Francisco.
       According to the AP Mr. Jack gained widespread notoriety after revealing at the same Black Hat conference in 2010 that after some years spent studying methods of hacking automatic teller machines ("ATMs") he had successfully devised two distinct techniques to hack "stand-alone" teller machines and direct them to dump their entire load of cash. The first technique stemmed from his discovery according to the AP that all ATM keys made by one manufacturer came with exactly the same key to unlock a compartment in the ATM. Mr. Jack then reportedly used a USB slot to deliver a program that ordered the ATM to unload its cache of cash.
     The second technique developed by Mr. Jack reportedly took advantage of a flaw in the method by which ATM manufacturers communicate with their cash machines via the internet. Although not explicitly stated in the AP report presumably the result was the same as when the first technique described above was employed. Apparently since the time of Mr. Jack's examination of the weaknesses of ATM's he most recently had been employed by computer security firm IOActive, Inc. Both Mr. Jack's employer and the San Francisco Coroner's office were tight-lipped as to the cause of Mr. Jack's untimely death describing it only as "under investigation".
     At tomorrow's Black Hat conference in Las Vegas in Hacker Barnaby Jack's headline talk "Implantable Medical Devices: Hacking Humans" Mr. Jack presumably was prepared to reveal his more recently developed information including concerning the vulnerabilities of pacemakers and other implantable medical devices to hacking. Sources have said the time when his address was to be given will be left open to allow colleagues to "[C]ommemorate his life and work".

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Special Thanks To Senators Feinstein And Pelosi And Their Senatorial Staffs

       Wednesday, 31 July 2013, WASHINGTON, D.C.  - In these coming days as the body of the ever generous and charming (especially before a jury) Hugo Black, Jr. is flown back to the Nation's capital for a second memorial ceremony and to be buried beside that of his beloved wife Graham Hobson Black, the editorial staff and all global bureaus express their heartfelt thanks to Senators Feinstein and Pelosi and their senatorial staff members for any and all assistance to assist the Ninth Amendment log in "coming back on the net". May those who have committed crimes, including cybercrimes, those related to the interference with the exercise of civil rights, and any and all other pertinent state, federal, local and or other crimes be brought to swift and sure justice.
       God Bless America and the United States Constitution.

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Criminal Activities Continue Directed At The Ninth Amendment Log And Its Staff

     Saturday, 27 July 2013 - CENTRAL TIME ZONE AND OTHER LOCATIONS - Continuing criminal activities and threats right up to the very moment of this posting still interfere with and would seek to intimidate the expression of Free Speech under the First Amendment by the editorial staff and all associated with the posting of the Ninth Amendment log.
     Our thanks to the members of the Department of Justice and other law enforcement agencies who have collected information available to us regarding recent criminal activities directed at this site and its staff, including oblique personal threats directed at our families and loved ones and evidencing a large amount of resources devoted to the effort. Our thanks also to the New York Times and especially to Mr. Paul Krugman We also express our thanks to the Department of Defense trained computer experts who have performed a preliminary analysis of the criminal cyberattack(s) directed at the site and now apparent jamming efforts directed at its preliminary transmission.
       Others whom we thank wish to remain anonymous at this point as they continue their work.
       We appreciate all the support and CONTINUING ATTENTION of our long-time readers and provide further information for those who may be in a position to use such information to bring to swift justice for all to see those engaging in all criminal activities related to this site and/or the individuals seeking to continue making it available to all or readers. Thanks too again to our friends at Yahoo! and Google for ensuring that all cybertrails are documented, preserved and pursued.
     Specifically to those at Google, the error code appearing when we have gained access to our "dashboard" is bx-qgcdbk. The primary referring site has switched from that exposed in our earlier post to this: http://thetaoofbadass.pw.
     The fact for the day in other news is that according to preliminary reports we have received from our Central European research bureau is that during WWII the contract for the "management" of Jewish and other prisoners of the Nazis in German concentrations camps which also included the tattooing of identifying numbers on the arms of each was awarded to and performed by International Business Machines (IBM) which would put it in a class with other still thriving companies with a legacy dating to Hitler's Nazi German regime including of course Volkswagen ("people's car") and chemical conglomerate I.G. Farben supplier of its trade name pesticide Zyklon B supplied to the Nazis where its was poured into the vents above faux showers in which millions of Jewish and other concentration camp victims were gassed to death.

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The Sudden Disappearance Of http/t.co/1kXhhiBrBe

     Friday, 19 July 2013, SAN FRANCISCO - The ubiquitous appearance in various statistical compilations and analyses of the referring site and URL http/t.co/1kXhhiBfBE has been lost neither on the editorial staff of the Ninth Amendment nor other official entities unmasking parties of interest in the convergence of recent diverse investigations of an apparent conspiracy to improperly monitor and collect information with illegal intent and means falling within the scope of elements appearing to comprise those both of relatively recently enacted cybercrimes and other laws which have existed so long as peoplekind have sadly operated from and acted upon bad motives.
     Possible candidates for criminal activities as previously noted in our most recent posts have included a range of possible counts from those dating from the common law to others appearing in the statute books only in recent years with the advent of, i.e., identity theft and an ever-broadening array of others reflecting the seriousness with which our society has come to take the potential for compromise of its most personal information through the vagaries of the "information age" and the vast potential for abuse which it affords those who are so inclined to avail themselves of whatever means it affords them to leverage wrongful acts such that they are in a position to pose a threat and harm to a far broader range of victims than in times past.
     In any case the Ninth Amendment Log does not as always accept remuneration of any type nor in any way coordinate or disclose in advance to those whom we might mention in a post a favorable comment which is based solely on our own opinion and experience with some product or service solely motivated by our own inclination to do so. Here in examining seeming oddities of results using familiar tools in our own amateur attempts to collect information on sites such as the one mentioned in the header and first sentence of this post we find ourselves having visited a site with which we have had frequent prior experience, www.webrankstats.com, but in this case finding it leading to sources intentionally stripped of identifying information.
     Readers who are not yet familiar with sites of this type, meaning that which is the one directly above, may find it interesting to visit it or other like sites or those from which it compiles information, in order to collect more information on sites of interest to them, including their history, performance, progress amongst its peers on the web and so on. Meanwhile it has been our fascination along with sleep deprivation recently to have become acquainted with individuals for whom such sites are essentially no more than a toy or casual diversion, their depth of experience with the web being nothing less than astounding in the amount of information they are able to glean from it at locations and by means and speeds that defy belief.
      As we have mentioned when one finds oneself at a point confronted with what from all appearances are resource-intensive efforts intended to intimidate, influence or silence including through the use of seemingly intentionally ill-concealed barely indirect communications of suggested surveillance and other invasive practices including those that would conspire and attempt to interfere with our own fundamental rights to express our views, opinions and fundamentally political satirical comment, a cornerstone of American political speech, up to including to the level of poorly cloaked threats, we are only too happy to call in the experts and grateful beyond expression for their immediate willingness to spend hours on the paths which to them it would appear might as well have been left with breadcrumbs or even confessions just waiting to be signed.
     We intend to keep communicating to all we can and we cannot express our appreciation enough for our loyal and well-meaning readers who would keep themselves apprised of developments. Vulnerability is borne of silence alone in the dark whereas, as we have so often before repeated, the people United and apprised of developments in the sunshine of the truth can never be defeated.

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Continuance Of Attempted And Executed Threats Including Acts In Apparent Furtherance Of Conspiracy To Stifle Ninth Amendment Duly Noted Amidst Widening Investigation

     Monday, 15 July 2013, PELICAN BAY, CALIFORNIA - The Ninth Amendment editorial board encourages both longtime and newer readers to use the Log's post search function (gadget) box in the sidebar to identify and read older posts previously appearing here which readers believe may have addressed a subject which has been or now become of more immediate interest. For example readers on seeing the date place of origin leading the body of the immediate post, such as Pelican Bay here, may use the search box here for immediate information on and links back to previous posts in which it appeared. Just as when reading other material in a trusted site with a dedicated search function they may use the dedicated search feature therein or alternatively as readers deem appropriate an outside search engine of their choosing to find some or more information on material of interest.
     The Ninth Amendment's previous post documented steps by or on behalf of its editorial board and individual(s) properly authorized to publish its posts to determine and uncover the source(s) and apparently improper and unlawful methods confirmed to have been used by others apparently to stifle the Ninth Amendment log's publication and content. 
     The lengths gone to and the resources expended apparently in these efforts including but not limited to attempts at interference with our fundamental rights of speech which have been by us properly exercised through appropriate means available to us such as publication of the Ninth Amendment log total perhaps in the hundreds of hours. Ultimately should this be the case we are gratified as this would tend to  suggest that if anything the Ninth Amendment has "struck some chords" or made others feel threatened that it has exposed some facts leading to or threatening to make public truths the exposure of which easily identifiable others apparently find most threatening.
       Especially as such exposure or the threat of it has driven others apparently to break several distinct laws and expose themselves to the potentially severe consequences of doing so, we might expect that the Ninth Amendment is well on its way to achieving the objective of exposing and holding those who would and have misused power to which they have no legitimate claim. We find the attempts to stifle to serve as strong affirmation that the Ninth Amendment has been on to some things and to some persons which would appear to expose themselves to most serious risks to hide certain truths and facts.
       The red flags to date investigated and under continuing investigation appear to confirm the commission of improper and unlawful acts conspired upon, attempted and/or executed including those detailed here and the post previous, in order to intimidate, harass and/or threaten individuals so as to interfere with the Ninth Amendment's publication in the exercise of its fundamental Constitutional rights including by means of violation of statutory laws in furtherance of this objective.
        The Ninth Amendment finds this response to be the highest form of endorsement and evidence of the effectiveness of our scrutiny and informed speculation on the basis of what is widely known publicly already. Finally in checking the relatively recent advent of availability of gauges of our audience's trust in the integrity of our site, such as WOT and other social trust barometers, available collectively and in aggregated form by services such as WOT included in www.webrankstats.com, the level of trust our site where there is enough information available to gauge it, has proven to be at the highest levels on the scale. In other words it could be expected be at the opposite end of the scale from those who are the frequent subjects of our posts.
       Finally back to the search box and our reference to finding further information on previous posts or in other places on items of interest, we came to think of this on reflecting on previously published material we have researched and we believe published on places such as Pelican Bay. This is the California "correction" system's most feared prison where inmates in the so-called "SHU"  spend 23 and one half hours a day in underground isolated cells with one half an hour outside in a concrete walled-in exercise yard.. 
       The "three strikes" law in California that can then land an individual deemed dangerous and unsuitable for mixing with the overall teeming perpetually ov California prison population has had unintended consequences which in the worst cases have allowed prosecutors to sometimes use even a single act to form the basis for successful "three strikes" sentencing, with the third "strike" component at times reportedly being manipulated to that degree from about the level of a small shoplifting offense.
       As for threats made whether implicitly or expressly about young girls including intimating that they might be being watched and reminding (supposedly purporting to be in our own words) of the dangers and security threats posed them in today's world, we are astounded at anyone willing to expose themselves to the degree of risk associated with such threats. 
       Moreover when the young women referred to in the threats are in Texas as has been the case here, one begins to get a grasp if one has not so already of the risks to which certain person(s) apparently are willing to exposing themselves just to stifle the speech of this log. The Ninth Amendment most certainly has informed and or refreshed readers on the basic facts of the use of the ultimate penal sanction's use in Texas, a fact which has it escaped anyone can most certainly be confirmed and expanded upon by using the internal search function here or any of many external search engines. And the penal risk which that entails is certainly a most high one indeed.

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Comment On Ninth Amendment Posts Does Not Include Breaking Into E-Mail, Telephone And/Or Other Accounts, Drafting Fake Messages "From" Others Against Interest, Hacking In Unauthorized Phones Such As (415) 602-7250 To Issue Account Administrator Authroizations, Entering Account "Side Doors" With Illegally Obtained Information Using Compromised Accounts Such As Google, And Most Significantly Implying That The Actions, Friends And Habits Of Young Children Of Or Known By The Victim(s) Are Being Observed As Implicit Threats Of Harm ("Short Eyes")

     Lundi, 15 July 2013, HILL COUNTRY, TEXAS - Hello readers, investigators, interested parties, parties of interest, and others seeking truth, justice and liberty for all. That is but for such person(s) and/or institution(s) who and/or which may not presently enjoy life, liberty, property and happiness if deprived of it and/or them only as provided in the United States Constitution through their own action(s) as determined by their peers through proper machinations ensuring due process of law in reaching any determination or judgment.
     Notwithstanding the above the Ninth Amendment editorial board here in these hours following commemoration of Parisians 14 July storming of the Bastille commencing the French Revolution reminds or informs readers as the case may be that Ninth Amendment log posts at this URL address www.waronnothing.blogspot.com constitute core political free speech styled specifically to honor, in furtherance of  the New American tradition-in-the-making of "Gonzo" journalism as it originally was conceived, evolved and ultimately with mastery executed, the works and writing of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson.
     In all seriousness in the preceding days the following  has been communicated through all channels presently deemed appropriate, proper and necessary for the safety and well-being of all concerned parties. The lawful and accepted way to present commentary on the content of the Ninth Amendment log is to submit comments which incidentally to date since its inception have been published as submitted without change, the only admonition that the comment forum is not the place to communicate as "comments" what actually have been deemed to be submitted solely for the furtherance of commercial purposes unrelated to any posts here.
       Furthermore in all seriousness Comment is NOT the improper and unlawful violation of legally protected and enforceable rights of the Ninth Amendment log itself collectively, and/or as directed against individuals comprising its voice or the expression it embodies of fully free and protected speech, and/or by means individually or by a conspiracy of individuals attempting and/or acting as intentionally thinly veiled intimidation, inchoate threats or implications of surveillance and or personal knowledge of persons, or what may purport to be their personal and protected information for the apparent purpose of causing harm to individual(s) with intent, as well as with intent to stifle rights of expression and assembly including those protected by the First Amendment. Involvement with such conduct moreover even on the part of others may cast a wide net of culpability through the principles of attempt,conspiracy, knowledge before and after the fact,  obstruction of Justice, and so on in connection with the types of most serious crimes set out as but some possible examples apparent even as here to laypersons and set out in the following by this writer:
      
    "In or about the last several days one or more perpetrators apparently wished to make obvious to me their security breaches in my (formerly believed by me to be) sole administration and control of various (so far identified in and related to) internet and telephone accounts. The content of these breaches both comprised elements, as well as suggesting a possible conspiracy and/or attempt (so far as is known), to threaten me or the children of people I care about with being the victim of further potentially serious but unnamed crimes for which I believe other persons taking the actions necessary to do so risk bearing heavy criminal penalties when identified. These suspected breaches preliminarily were investigated and confirmed privately by former and present federal government trained computer security and cryptography experts of my acquaintance, at which time they were communicated by me to newspaper(s), service provider(s), and persons who work with, inter alia, the Department of Justice, also communicated and recorded by them including specific uncovered confirming evidence of the breach points, as well as the offending content, and told by me to many other confidantes as well. If any friend questions why I write and publicly expose the information developed here by me with help it is because I believe it my duty to all in my world to do so when these intruders might as well (except most is supposedly written in my words) claim to know my movements and those of the specifically named children of person(s) close to me, with the observation that today's world should not be assumed to be too safe a place. Furthermore I would hope to dissuade anyone even to consider doing anything else of nearly such a serious nature. Finally as some of the content in the draft emails purportedly from me led inexplicably directly into the lines of computer code appearing on the computer screen before a post goes final to digital publication in the Ninth Amendment log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com (in case the possible/probable connection of the above-described to the publication of that internet publication escaped me), rather than succumb in silence as would appear to have been the intention of the attempted intimidation, it is my sincere hope that this course of action has been the most prudent one in both responsibly warning others who might be at risk, as well as dissuade whoever is behind it from taking anything any further. I am immensely grateful for the intensive late-night and overnight work of the two computer experts I mentioned, the latter especially who confirmed through the astounding depth of information he was able to uncover at incredible speed, including the connection to at least one specific identified telephone number accessing one of the accounts, and all the information available with that, including that phone's then-current approximate nearby geographical location. Furthermore he was able to uncover immediately thereafter that other communications to the account were being masked as from California but actually emanated from this Country's Central Time Zone, as another route to controlling the account had been hacked through a side door from a connection which I had not established the Google account in which the Ninth Amendment was published. Thanks too to all the others who took messages, preserved information, and most recently the Yahoo representative who spent more than three hours with me on the phone examining one of the e-mail accounts. As I told her I am terribly sorry her supervisor was on the phone for an extended period at the end on another matter, and I did not have the opportunity to thank her with all my heart, unlike representatives earlier in the day who would give me no more than thirty seconds and wanted to know nothing more than if I had changed my password. In any case, the urgency had seemed especially great as a frequent satirical target of the Ninth Amendment was Governor Rick Perry of Texas, and shortly after the undrafted by me drafts in my drafts account were literally thrust to my attention on my computer screen when they seemingly inserted themselves somehow above the inbox text underneath, I learned that Governor Perry had announced effectively the end of his historically long political career as Texas' in that he would not run again for Governor of Texas. Thank you for your attention to this and my best wishes to all friends and their loved ones."

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BREAKING NEWS - Texas Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry Calls It Quits - Texas Abortion Bill Dies In Senate

       Tuesday, 9 July 2013, CHINA GROVE, TEXAS - Texas Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry the reputedly fearsome laser-sighted six-shooter coyote-killing stuck in the back of his running shorts longest-running Governor in Texas history unbelievably making him the apparent "strongest (huh?)" Texas Governor since Reconstruction just 17 hours ago called it quits after a numbingly long Governorship which took the State through the so-called "Texas Miracle" whatever that was through a remarkable series of idiotic self-destructive series of legislative blunders and executive fiascos and downright stupidly mean initiatives including attacks on nearly all really true Texans including working people ripping away their social services, denying billions of dollars in Federal aid earmarked for the State's health, education, welfare, environment and anything else that might have been good for its citizens in a relentless drive to the bottom leaving Texas full of dropouts and suffering in the dirtiest air in the nation where the mentally ill can look forward to not even being spared the death penalty which the state practices murdering more people than all the other states and the Federal government combined. Did we say that? "Well we must have meant it,"  in the words of gonzo outlaw journalist Dr. Hunter S. Thompson.
       Village idiot Perry unsupported by the citizens of the small Texas community where he grew up and unrecognized as having attended Texas Agriculture & Mining where he allegedly majored in "animal husbandry" in the words of Tom Lehrer left open the possibility of another U.S. Presidential Run in 2016 after an appalling showing in the last Presidential race where he pulled on his boots and shared his idiocy with the Nation in a primary campaign that started at the top and dove like a dead goose over a Texas Browning & Ferris "waste facility" and cancer thinktank and proving ground straight to the bottom ending with the infamous "Perry freeze" in a national televised debate where he stood frozen silent for nearly a minute after being asked a question about his revealed Presidential aspiration of closing down four of the Executive Branch's Departments and Agencies and then admitting he had forgotten two of the four he closed. One of the two, the Department of Energy is the one which when the War Department was split after World War Two was tasked with supplying the Department of Defense with the nuclear components of so-called "atomic weapons" (also known to the State of California to cause cancer). Perry presumably was unaware of this fact. In any case in his own words he really "stepped in it". Later his collapsed campaign revealed Perry had a leg that hurt and had not been sleeping well before the performance which concluded just seconds before 911 would have been called for "brain death still standing".
    To date despite obvious "payback" appointments littering State positions with incompetents placed by a relatively few in and out-of-state financial supporters and acquisitions perhaps unpublicized but including Perry's miraculous investment savvy (now there is your Texas miracle) in a purchase transaction of an apparently seriously under-priced presumably retirement-escape real property purchase in Texas' reportedly desirable Horseshoe Bay enclave.
    Meanwhile in the first minutes of this morning but fortunately a couple past the midnight deadline the Texas Senate belatedly passed another mean-spirited Texas abortion bill that we will not even waste the space on since this reportedly meant the bill is dead. Like Perry's brain. God Bless America, God Bless Texas the "Lone Star" state, and God Bless Texas women.

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Life, Liberty And The Pursuit Of Happiness You And Country United States Birthright Declared July 4, 1776

       7 July 2013, JOHNSTON ATOLL, PACIFIC OCEAN - What better place to celebrate the Fourth of July than back out here on the old Atoll fond memories of C-130s passing wingtip-to-wingtip day and night ferrying napalm and agent orange, corpses, top secret mixed radioactive-hazardous waste in decaying drums (now if readers wish to give themselves a real do-it-yourself brain workout on the law, NOLO-style, get yourself a used group of pertinent sequential copies of the parts and sub-sections of the Code of Federal Regulations, any edition will do, and try working yourself through just exactly what qualifies for the "definition" for purposes of pick your federal law -- even the D.C. Circuit Court of Federal Appeals which used to be the breeding ground for the U.S. Supreme Court before the Republicans just started grabbing the highest bidder directly from the John Birch Society University of Chicago chapter, yes even the D.C. Circuit when trying to work its way through the fifteen or so page maze analysis which also kept looping back on itself in top federal drafting style did finally reach the end, its only judicial comment was "Now that we have completed that part of the mind-numbing analysis. . . .")
       Yes as we were saying what better place for the editorial board of the Ninth Amendment to meet for some deep contemplation on the Fourth of July in a place where one really could not forget for a moment what they have been doing at breakneck speed to our "from sea to shining sea", okay land where our fathers died, that was one thing, but land where our grand-children die from strange food additives, mercury in their fillings, crap in their vaccines, Texas, you name it, this is all getting to be a little too much. It's right there, well, here in the link that directly follows this sentence, we meant to put the Declaration of Independence in for sure on the Fourth, but well it is a long story and we no doubt will tell it at some point. www.archives.gov/exhibits/charters/declaration_transcript.html ‎
       Anyway as we were saying we can all see it right there for ourselves, the Founding Fathers expounding on the "Pursuit of Happiness" as a bedrock justification for throwing off the yoke of (English) oppression and really getting down without even a tax on those party-time commodities we are live and will die for but, man, could they have had even less on their minds than we, and they having just taken on the biggest superpower in the world with a bunch of guys with varmint rifles and pitchforks, since as we see it we now have a lot more people just worrying about the "life" and the "liberty" parts than too much about some right to pursue happiness. . . . do they not always show up to rain on our parade, you know who we are talking about, the ones who have been showing up and doing that all our lives since we finished the first treehouse or, uh, decorated the first dollhouse, the ones who, well, are like that guy who got on "Further" and started bumming everyone out big-time getting in their face until he tried it with Ken Kesey towering over him who just said, "Take your bad trip, man, and go someplace else." End of story.
       These are the times that demand the good doctor. We knew it. We knew it, and we told you so. It has gotten to the point where we just must have the red convertible screech up burning rubber in a wide 180 degree turn and Dr. Thompson stepping out over the door and telling it like it is. These are sick and dangerous times. This Fourth of July has been not just a time of celebration but a time of deep reflection.
      Where we were on the Fourth they were blowing them off until dawn, and they were not the City's fireworks which sputtered out into the sky hours before, these were MUNITIONS coming out of crates stamped for the Colonel's letter (that is an extra credit reference), they were shaking the glass in the windows and rumbling all around for miles with nothing at all to see just the voices of people running around in the night, jumping between rooftops, drowning out those deafening new sirens developed from the ATF ones used on Koresh before they burned and gassed them out of Waco, using helicopter and ground-mounted automatic weapons shooting the women and children as they tried to run for safety out the back of the "Compound", were they would not let the media go. No, you never shoot a . . . .
       Hey, so some wonder what we are doing celebrating the Fourth a few days late. Well you try to get a civilian seat into the Atoll, chances are you too may find yourself with a few days to burn in Agana, watching the Air America flights come and go in the night, sitting up sitting sipping a giant rum with your hunting knife jammed in a grapefruit waiting for the sun to come up "Where America's Day Begins".
       Kudos to the interns, this time we did not change a thing on their post, readers can see it all still there, typos and all, as it happened that last post did pull in a new record number of readers to the Ninth Amendment log, and who wants to go messing up a good thing, that is unless you are in Government, military defense contracting, or food "manufacture". As they say on the license plates and in greeting on Guam, "Hafa Adai". In other words, "What?"

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Doing The Thomas Pynchon Misinformation Disinformation Do It Again Prism Prison Tango For The NSA, CIA, FBI, DEA, Secret Service, Office of Naval Intelligence, MI5, KGB (Just "KEYWORDS" Who Cares) GooGoo Twit-R Facelog Bam-Bam-Obama-Bo-Bama Leg Iron Shuffle

      Monday, 1 July 2013, BEIJING - Hello readers sorry about all the mail we externs have been getting behind on these days. But who can keep track of all those p.o. box keys and renewals and everything anyway. No worries about the headline just some drunk tech yuppie left his algorithms and his mePhone 9 when we dragged him out of the street over his protests, last thing we saw of him he went screaming off toward the bad part of town trailing one hundred dollar bills.

     Now what about the daily posts that sometimes appear to come out only, well, not every day? All we can say is we cannot be responsible for the entire world wide web. We duly send off the pigeons each morning (sometimes by one minute past midnight to beat the "Newspapers of Record" whatever they are) from all over the world except our bureaus on rapidly melting but still cool icebergs and big growing deserts which are really getting hot these days. Please no mail about the "pigeon launchings" which of course are only committed or rather celebrated where allowed in fact encouraged by law like lots of places here in our friendly local host country, and they are fed a working wage.

     And in other areas short of pigeons as determined by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (the U.S. "Livin' The Wild Life Serve Us"?) and private oil refineries which if we remember the tv ads from our childhoods correctly are kind of like national parks only where everything dies of natural people-made pollution or when parts of the refinery blow up by accident because they are so busy drug-testing the "safety sensitive" workers and interrogating them over 50% "false positives" (because they use the cheap tests when they should be checking for BTEX in their blood anyway) that they are like zombies made to work either triple-shifts or get fired or at least make them work every weekend and holiday for the next five years). Speaking of which if they gave former failed animal husbandry major Texas Idiot Governor Rick  "Six-Shooter" Perry a PET scan we bet they would have taken him straight from that debate to the ICU (please, anywhere but Texas, we have a drug discount card) found a cortex full of methylethylbenzene helps keep the air, well . . . .

     Back to our original digression (no you cannot digress from your starting point) of course most of the correspondence we receive would not be publishable or even maybe mentionable under our strict policies because one can only say so much about that which. . . . All we have to say is three days from now the Founding Fathers will be twirling in their graves. At least since these idiots have to say an oath to the Constitution, could they not maybe as well be made to read it! It does after all have a part on amending it. If they get one wrong, no let's be fair and lower the bar, if they cannot get even a single question on it right, we say take away their gun and stick a pocket U.S. Constitution in it.

     After all even in the CBS 1968 News Special Mr. Justice Hugo L. Black admitted he always carried one in his pocket because HE could not remember every word of it. (It was kind of a stupid question to ask him, although he DID use the example of why we find the word "No" in the First Amendment and "unreasonable" in the Fourth. He was in his eighties and had yet to write the Pentagon Papers decision).

      Please do not even get us going on how they have ignored the Ninth Amendment. Do not worry we will all have time to read it from prison between being waterboarded and shocked on the genitals while attacked naked by German Shepherds because for what we said on Mugbook about Monsanto fifteen years ago. That is if they are handing out reading material. Please do not say we did not tell you so. We told you so.

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