Tuesday, 9 July 2013, CHINA GROVE, TEXAS - Texas Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry the reputedly fearsome laser-sighted six-shooter coyote-killing stuck in the back of his running shorts longest-running Governor in Texas history unbelievably making him the apparent "strongest (huh?)" Texas Governor since Reconstruction just 17 hours ago called it quits after a numbingly long Governorship which took the State through the so-called "Texas Miracle" whatever that was through a remarkable series of idiotic self-destructive series of legislative blunders and executive fiascos and downright stupidly mean initiatives including attacks on nearly all really true Texans including working people ripping away their social services, denying billions of dollars in Federal aid earmarked for the State's health, education, welfare, environment and anything else that might have been good for its citizens in a relentless drive to the bottom leaving Texas full of dropouts and suffering in the dirtiest air in the nation where the mentally ill can look forward to not even being spared the death penalty which the state practices murdering more people than all the other states and the Federal government combined. Did we say that? "Well we must have meant it," in the words of gonzo outlaw journalist Dr. Hunter S. Thompson.
Village idiot Perry unsupported by the citizens of the small Texas community where he grew up and unrecognized as having attended Texas Agriculture & Mining where he allegedly majored in "animal husbandry" in the words of Tom Lehrer left open the possibility of another U.S. Presidential Run in 2016 after an appalling showing in the last Presidential race where he pulled on his boots and shared his idiocy with the Nation in a primary campaign that started at the top and dove like a dead goose over a Texas Browning & Ferris "waste facility" and cancer thinktank and proving ground straight to the bottom ending with the infamous "Perry freeze" in a national televised debate where he stood frozen silent for nearly a minute after being asked a question about his revealed Presidential aspiration of closing down four of the Executive Branch's Departments and Agencies and then admitting he had forgotten two of the four he closed. One of the two, the Department of Energy is the one which when the War Department was split after World War Two was tasked with supplying the Department of Defense with the nuclear components of so-called "atomic weapons" (also known to the State of California to cause cancer). Perry presumably was unaware of this fact. In any case in his own words he really "stepped in it". Later his collapsed campaign revealed Perry had a leg that hurt and had not been sleeping well before the performance which concluded just seconds before 911 would have been called for "brain death still standing".
To date despite obvious "payback" appointments littering State positions with incompetents placed by a relatively few in and out-of-state financial supporters and acquisitions perhaps unpublicized but including Perry's miraculous investment savvy (now there is your Texas miracle) in a purchase transaction of an apparently seriously under-priced presumably retirement-escape real property purchase in Texas' reportedly desirable Horseshoe Bay enclave.
Meanwhile in the first minutes of this morning but fortunately a couple past the midnight deadline the Texas Senate belatedly passed another mean-spirited Texas abortion bill that we will not even waste the space on since this reportedly meant the bill is dead. Like Perry's brain. God Bless America, God Bless Texas the "Lone Star" state, and God Bless Texas women.
Copyright 2013 BigM All World Rights Expressly Reserved
Village idiot Perry unsupported by the citizens of the small Texas community where he grew up and unrecognized as having attended Texas Agriculture & Mining where he allegedly majored in "animal husbandry" in the words of Tom Lehrer left open the possibility of another U.S. Presidential Run in 2016 after an appalling showing in the last Presidential race where he pulled on his boots and shared his idiocy with the Nation in a primary campaign that started at the top and dove like a dead goose over a Texas Browning & Ferris "waste facility" and cancer thinktank and proving ground straight to the bottom ending with the infamous "Perry freeze" in a national televised debate where he stood frozen silent for nearly a minute after being asked a question about his revealed Presidential aspiration of closing down four of the Executive Branch's Departments and Agencies and then admitting he had forgotten two of the four he closed. One of the two, the Department of Energy is the one which when the War Department was split after World War Two was tasked with supplying the Department of Defense with the nuclear components of so-called "atomic weapons" (also known to the State of California to cause cancer). Perry presumably was unaware of this fact. In any case in his own words he really "stepped in it". Later his collapsed campaign revealed Perry had a leg that hurt and had not been sleeping well before the performance which concluded just seconds before 911 would have been called for "brain death still standing".
To date despite obvious "payback" appointments littering State positions with incompetents placed by a relatively few in and out-of-state financial supporters and acquisitions perhaps unpublicized but including Perry's miraculous investment savvy (now there is your Texas miracle) in a purchase transaction of an apparently seriously under-priced presumably retirement-escape real property purchase in Texas' reportedly desirable Horseshoe Bay enclave.
Meanwhile in the first minutes of this morning but fortunately a couple past the midnight deadline the Texas Senate belatedly passed another mean-spirited Texas abortion bill that we will not even waste the space on since this reportedly meant the bill is dead. Like Perry's brain. God Bless America, God Bless Texas the "Lone Star" state, and God Bless Texas women.
Copyright 2013 BigM All World Rights Expressly Reserved
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