01 October 2011

Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry Claims Clean Air Credit, Scorns EPA

     Saturday, 1 October 2011, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Hello readers. The Ninth Amendment repeats please do not READ UNLIMITED FREE CONTENT FROM THE DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". The post below  published in the digital Times here appears verbatim in response to a past Friday Times column on Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's newly reported characteristic misleading, dishonest and lying claims of all credit for himself for his non-existent "leading" role in cleaning Texas' air which is the Nation's dirtiest
     The fact for the day is that Idiot Texas Governor Rick "Payback" Perry singles out his exemplary leading credit for cleaning Texas' air by highlighting the reduction of nitrous oxide emissions.
      The hidden fact for the day is that nitrous oxide "laughing" gas is an essentially inert chemical compound for healthy humans provided it is administered with sufficient amounts of oxygen to breathe. (THIS INFORMATION PROVIDED BY OUR BARBER NEITHER OFFERS NOR PURPORTS TO OFFER PROFESSIONAL NOR EXPERT HEALTH AND/OR MEDICAL ADVICE WHICH MUST BE SOUGHT FROM KNOWN RELIABLE SOURCES).
      Generally not identified as a most pressing air pollution nor global warming contributor laughing gas popularly has been accepted as safe to use (for example for some time by dentists) since at least its early use in the 18th century by the Joseph Priestly Society for purposes of spiritual enlightenment or positive mind expansion by appropriate persons.
      Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry is not yet known to have claimed full credit for any reductions nor increases in the use of Novocaine although were he "fairly compensated, and I don't mean $5,000" by the oral health industry he presumably would mandate Novocaine for everyone as legally required, except the many uninsured adults and children who do not need it because they cannot pay and very rich Perry donors in Texas who tell him no and go to dental hygienists.
      The dumb humor for the day is that it takes no Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perrys to screw in a light bulb as this service is/will be provided by "aides" while he is busy stuffing cash in his pockets, trying to speed-learn English, or it is done instead by his prison handlers as the case may be.

Comment:
     Heartening that Governor Perry is back on the warpath either lying or attempting English speech as he slams the final nails into his coffin. Former Democrat turned Republican and Gore supporter turned secessionist Perry now claims credit for cleaning Texas' air (the dirtiest in the Nation) which he has fought every step of the way. The Ninth Amendment log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com wishes to remind (or inform, as the case may be) Governor Perry that people who cannot breathe die which means they do not need jobs.

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