26 November 2014

BARGAIN! > UNCLAIMED LUGGAGE CENTER SCOTTSBORO ALABAMA! Nation's Lost Luggage WOW! On Sale At Up To 80% Off Retail Price 90 Days After It Is "Lost In Space" Ready > Set > MAP / GPS > ROAD / AIR / SKY > GO! CHEAPEST BUDGET FLIGHTS SCOTTSBORO ALABAMA SPECIAL OFFERS BEST CHEAPEST LOWEST PRICE TICKET SCOTTSBORO ALABAMA BUY HOTEL MOTEL ROOM LAST MINUTE SPECIAL AIRFARE BUDGET TRAVEL BEST RATE AIRFARE SAME DAY CHEAP FLIGHT DISCOUNT CAR RENTAL ONE NATION'S LARGEST GARAGE SALE BARGAIN BASEMENT BOX SHED BLACKDEATH FRIDAY NOW PAST REDISCOVER LOCAL FAMILY SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY FIRST SUPPORT YOUR SMALL BUSINESS SALE HOMETOWN STOREFRONT SALE YOUR COMMUNITY ONCE A STRANGER THEN YOUR NEIGHBOR NOW YOUR FRIEND ALL STORE CLEARANCE

       Wednesday, 26 November 2014, SCOTTSBORO, ALABAMA - The Ninth Amendment editorial board likely never will forget when one of our louder mothers had a large suitcase crammed full with clothing bargains she painstakingly had shopped for our sister from the best North Carolina versions she could find of her beloved legendary northern New Jersey (no clothing sales tax) discount retailers such as "Alexander's" (intersection of "historically" unsafe early NJ state highways 4 and 17 with early curious 1930's period "suicide" curved concrete dividing barriers seemingly facilitating collisions between oncoming traffic lanes mere inches apart) and haircut balloon "Best's" which carefully shopped clothing our mother dutifully checked onto a newly bankruptcy scrubbed clean (of things such as employees' living wages and years of retirement pension savings) Continental Airlines only to have her precious checked luggage lost missing in transit and likely gone NOA ("never on arrival").
       After two weeks anguishing over her lost bargains tangibly representing so many hours labor of love of shopping refusing or neglecting to request nor settle for the ¨cash replacement¨ she desperately could use Mom did the one last thing she could and demanded to know where Continental Airlines might have the lost bag stashed so she could mount her own nationwide hunt to find it. As best she now remembers she was directed either to Houston or Dallas. In any case the happy ending to the story is that remarkably Mom in fact went to the Texas city to which she was directed and with the committed assistance of her taxi driver she actually recovered her large suitcase from one of the ¨monthly¨ piles in a cavernous Continental Airlines facility where all Continental "lost" luggage went among literally thousands of of pieces of luggage. 
       The luggage had acquired the somewhat misleading designation of being ¨unclaimed¨ only insofar as there being but a very remote chance of of the owners ever expending the time and monetary resources to pursue and and try to find their lost luggage at this single unadvertised nationwide location. Well the reason for all this unnecessary background information is that it leads up here to the exciting (to a select group of Ninth Amendment readers we expect) somewhat recycled news as it has previously has been publicized by certain other sources that the Ninth Amendment staff has discovered yet one more curious and unusual opportunity this time related to mountains of unclaimed luggage lost in transit to bring to the attention of those of our readers who have appreciated certain select somewhat obscure consumer savings or shopping information in the past. 
       We expect these readers know if they fit this description so as they possibly say "you will know if you have got to go". Be a reader the Chairwoman or Chairman of the Board or Junkyard King or Queen the Ninth Amendment trusts these readers will know who we mean. Searching for a few keywords let us say welcome to the flea market bargain basement garage yard sale to beat all others in the holiday shopping rush of the Goodwill curious crowd. There is always something new to do with items one did or did not know they ever needed but never in any case thought could be had so cheap dollarwise in the super sale de luxe bargain bonanza as set out below.
       Yes the good news is this is a true story. The bad news is that it does not mean Ninth  Amendment readers necessarily will recover that ¨must have¨ piece of lost airline luggage especially following the initial ninety (90) day period after which the airlines apparently are not required to keep it. HOWEVER, the better news is that after ninety days who would have guessed but it turns out there is but one ¨family-owned¨ company in the United States that has ¨exclusive¨ deals with most major air carriers to purchase all lost luggage with much bus and rail lost luggage consolidated as well in just the one Alabama town of Scottsboro boasting the distinction of hosting that facility now known as the UNCLAIMED BAGGAGE CENTER
       So readers who still are with us and/or already have jumped down the rabbit hole to the link below either know or are about to know that after ninety (90) days all major airline luggage now apparently goes to just one central giant warehouse with a kids'-size barn of luggage at its side to boot at one location in the 15,000 small town of Scottsboro, Alabama. In other words for that certain special group of Ninth Amendment readers: YES, THESE READERS NOW HAVE A MISSION and if so it is time to prepare to hit the road or hit the air. May those interested thrifty and just plain curious Ninth Amendment readers who do not wish to go online but just may be busting for a reason to take a good old simple American road trip or go on an air shopping jaunt and toss the techno for a break or God help them find those patent designs left in a briefcase of whom we suspect there may be more than just a few greater detail follows from the link below. (It has been documented per the New York Times article that one curious shopper cut open the belly of the stuffed animal in the luggage he bought and found it to be full of pharmaceuticals.)
       The New York Times article below includes a link to the Unclaimed Baggage Center which link also appears directly below this Ninth Amendment post covering most all essential information for standard trip planning. The Ninth Amendment as always does not include commercial information in this post about what is said here somehow to be a "family business" for any remuneration monetary or otherwise either for the Ninth Amendment nor any person nor party or entity known to have any connection to the Ninth Amendment.
       Having said that the Ninth Amendment expects to avail itself of the opportunity to use this post to attract advertisers both for advertising revenue and for readers' SPECIAL OFFERS BEST CHEAPEST LOWEST PRICE SCOTTSBORO ALABAMA FLIGHT HOTEL MOTEL ROOM LAST MINUTE SPECIALS AIRFARE BUDGET TRAVEL BEST RATES FARES SAME DAY CHEAP FLIGHTS DISCOUNT CAR RENTALS for this FLEA MARKET BONANZA DREAM DEAL SECOND HAND MYSTERY GIFTS SECOND HAND ANTIQUE FLIGHT ROAD RAIL SHOW AUCTION COUNTRY WIDE FAIR NATIONAL GARAGE YARD SALE LUXURY BARGAIN MAXMONEY SAYS SAVE MOST EVER CHEAPEST PRICES LOWEST AIRFARES CHEAPEST FLIGHTS BEST VALUE ROOMS NO BLACK FRIDAY COMES SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY GREATEST SALES EVENTS

Unclaimed Baggage Center  - LINK FOR OFFICIAL SITE


http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/25/business/a-place-where-lost-luggage-gets-another-shot.html?action=click&contentCollection=Opinion&module=MostEmailed&version=Full&regdion=Marginalia&src=me&pgtype=article

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