28 August 2012

Cheap! Cheap! Air Travel Flights Guaranteed Lowest Cross-United States, Atlantic, New York, Newark, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Chicago, Boston Best Fares WE DO NOT KNOW OF WHAT WE WRITE

     Tuesday, 28 August 2012, ABOARD SOUTHWEST AIRLINES CHECKED IN-FLIGHT BAGGAGE - The Ninth Amendment for as always the benefit of our dear readers here attempts a small experiment not in the Gonzo political arena but instead information fares cut-rate air travel for our readers perhaps not yet in the top one per cent and with some baggage to check.
     We first must remind readers to avoid reading FREE UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING READERS' FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".  Because the Ninth Amendment's high percentage reduction in medicine prices for consumers has proven to be one of our most popular posts ever, we thought we might give this SUPER LOW COST CHEAP AIR TRAVEL post a whirl. Our equally sincere Discount Tires endorsement based solely upon personal staff experience and absolutely no collusion from us has for reasons beyond us not proven to be nearly so popular at least according to almighty Google statistics.
     As with the earlier low medicine price and sound vehicle tire purchase posts our readers have our absolute assurance that this post has been conceived and delivered solely with readers' pocketbooks' benefit in mind. The Ninth Amendment as with the earlier posts has had absolutely NO COMMUNICATION, OFFER OF REMUNERATION or anything else of the kind in mind or practice in presenting this beta post on LOW COST AIR TRAVEL. As for the ads on the right of the page, Google controls those and for reasons which we do not understand nor explore we have NEVER received any percentage of those ads (although apparently the Ninth Amendment is supposed to "share in the windfall").
     Rather today the editorial staff and global bureaus of the Ninth Amendment are most interested to see if we might manipulate our massive master Google alleged at least at one time as "intellect of the internet" into placing some ads that may benefit our readers. Okay, let us keep this one simple cheap air travel low cost guaranteed best prices, and here goes.
     Alas we do remember the days of People Express, Laker, World, Air Florida, and so on when for less than one hundred dollars we could fly cross-country United States, Atlantic Ocean to London (generally Gatwick) and scariest of all in covering the Rhodesian War the airline later known as "Air Zimbabwe" which served drinks in GLASS before the flight attendants retired to sleep for the rest of the flights to formerly Salisbury (now Harare) peacefully on the floor of the rear rows of the aircraft.
     We noticed our last post drew a Virgin America ad so let us try seeing if we might get some along the lines of Southwest with the free baggage check, and any number of others such as Expedia, Hotels.com, and scores of others. In the early days we remember it was done by us over the phone on "Cheap Tickets" which today we note when last we looked on its site presented across-the-board lowest airfares on a variety of airlines then allowing us to avoid the hassle of dealing with "Cheap Tickets" and instead receiving the fares (and flight miles!) in direct contact with the identified airlines requesting the same fares on the same flights we had just seen advertised on the consolidator.
     Now if readers followed that technique, readers certainly have got some potential even if readers do happen to be with us in that sad lot of the lower ninety-nine per cent! Here goes. Let us hopefully choose some valuable keywords for the benefit of our readers and see what kind of action we draw on the cheapest, guaranteed lowest, we will not be beat air travel across the United States and why not, over to Europe, and, what the heck BEST FARES TO HAWAII and the PACIFIC ISLANDS to boot. Hope to raise readers' standard of living and at the same time lower readers' hours ideally to nil of, ugh, work to earn dollars which may need not ever be spent.
     In the spirit of our founding document namely the United States Constitution we do feel compelled to remind or inform readers as the case may be that we as laypeople not lawyers did read somewhere that TRAVEL has been found to be an ABSOLUTE FUNDAMENTAL RIGHT under the United States Constitution. Our own legal advisers suggest we politely and clearly utter that one in the face of "Security" the next time at the airport Ninth Amendment readers get kicked around by some crude, rude, corrupt. loser Transportation Security Agency (TSA) idiot.
     WE ARE NEITHER LICENSED NOR QUALIFIED TO OFFER ANY LEGAL ADVICE WHATSOEVER NOR DO WE IN ANY WAY HOLD OURSELVES OUT TO DO SO, but were it us we immediately if "taken" toward some cubicle would POLITELY AND CLEARLY SAY but THREE THINGS we think we saw on a TV show, "I DEMAND A LAWYER NOW", "TRAVEL IS MY FUNDAMENTAL RIGHT UNDER THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION", AND "ACLU IS MY COUNSEL". After that our lips stay sealed. BUT OF COURSE AS ALWAYS READERS MUST CONSULT THEIR OWN PAID OR FREE LEGAL COUNSEL for any and all LEGAL ADVICE, which this in NO WAY PURPORTS TO BE. We "Consent" to NOTHING.
     Safe travels and God Bless America.

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3 comments:

  1. Good to know that now we found cheap flights to USA it is really impressive news the world largest flights are takeoff in USA.

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  2. Perhaps natural terminology issues will sketch enough hype to sketch the customer amount that causes Delta and other airline carriers to take it more seriously.

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