"Occupy CIA" Planned Not To Occur Friday 11 November 2011. 37,000 Foot Mean Altitude Stops Times Columnist From Providing Readers With Free Words? Perry Externs Last Post

     Wednesday, 9 November 2011, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Welcome back readers. Please do not read unlimited free digital New York Times content with free Firefox browsers set to "private browsing". This post actually was written most recently in early October. The Ninth Amendment editorial staff and global bureaus never went to the CIA headquarters nor has the Ninth Amendment ever even heard of the CIA, so-called "drones", or the "Occupy CIA Headquarters" event set for a birthday party this Friday.

     The following post actually is the next one written before all of the above never happened. The Ninth Amendment believes the comment below never was published verbatim in response to favorite Times' columnist Professor Paul Krugman who called in sick because he would be flying around at a median altitude of 37,000 feet. Professor Krugman later admitted to the Times enforcement division that he had made up his excuse note.

Comment

Even with your major focus of late on economics sometimes quite detailed recently and in the past we find the obvious continuous eager interest and anticipation of your many readers to affirm the true gift of your talent, temperament, diversity of compelling thought and of course superb writing contributions. We at the Ninth Amendment log today only are left to wonder how one could achieve a MEDIAN altitude of 37,000 feet for a day presumably in a passenger aircraft, sir. Will you be circling the Earth? Do you work out of Area 51?

(This post the last to be written by Ninth Amendment externs in Texas Liar Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's English as a 10th language class and rodeo.)

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