05 April 2013

Obama San Francisco Fly-By Courts Rich Demos Supports Pelosi Calls For Dumping Boehner

     Friday, 5 April 2013, SEA CLIFF, SAN FRANCISCO - President Obama Wednesday reportedly made a fund-raising trip to this exclusive San Francisco enclave perhaps best known as the home of actor Robin Williams. Obama reportedly did not hold a fundraiser at Mr. Williams home nor did he apparently take time to visit the nude beach below nor pay homage to the late Dr. Hunter S. Thompson at Dr. Thompson's relatively nearby beloved Seal Rock Inn. President Obama reportedly buttressed efforts of ActBlue which has successfully raised large amounts of internet donations for the Democratic National Congressional Campaign Committee to counter Republican "Boner" Boehner's fundraising efforts among the small handful of billionaires who actually conspire to keep the Republican party afloat by relentlessly scheming to devise new manipulative strategies to trick mainstream Americans (the other 99.9%) through lies and deception mostly via blitz television advertising into believing that Republicans have anything to offer them except lives of misery, poverty, lousy public education and nutrition, and large-scale incarceration.
     For more on these topics the Ninth Amendment recommends Nobel Prize winning New York Times columnist  Professor Paul Krugman who reportedly writes for the publication without remuneration while also serving as Professor of Economics at Princeton University. Ironically Princeton University's Woodrow Wilson School also serves as the country's major breeding ground for top CIA "officials".
     President Obama reportedly focused his San Francisco fundraising efforts on exclusive fundraising remarks at the homes of other Sea Cliff billionaires where he spoke on the need to knock the Republicans out of the House of Representatives and restore Nancy Pelosi as Speaker of the House so that he could actually get something done rather than deal with the moronic Tea Party crowd busily destroying what remains of the Republican Party (not really a party, more like a crack rave being the drug introduced to the United States by, yes of course, the CIA as long ago documented at length in the Los Angeles Times to finance its as usual ill-conceived and incidentally illegal Contra operation).
     Obama joked apparently that he could not see the Golden Gate Bridge from the rich people's houses until he was reminded that San Francisco is often enveloped in fog as it reportedly was that evening. As to why Obama then went on to make some perhaps off-color remark is unknown and merits further investigation. The President furthermore refrained from mentioning the much-hated Keystone XL Canada-to-Gulf of Mexico pipeline tar sands proposed super-pollution project. (As Texas Democratic Chair Hinjosa repeatedly has attempted to point out to Idiot Texas Governor Perry, jobs and cheap energy do not mean much to people when they are all dead.)
     As Obama's motorcade sped off through San Francisco's "Tenderloin" environmental protestors were kept at a distance by San Francisco Police. Republican protestors reportedly had already left leaving at most a hundred to two hundred, apparently scared off by the light rain which reportedly had begun to fall or threatened to fall.

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