24 April 2012

It Is Not Just Another Bad Idea, It Is The Law, Lawyers Get Rich Off Disabled

     Tuesday, 24 April 2012, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Weeee're back! Hello patient readers what can we say? No excuses, those are for governments. Readers should remember as always to avoid READING FREE UNLIMITED TIMES CONTENT SIMPLY BY READERS SETTING THEIR FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".  We missed each and every one of you greatly and shuddered at the thought of another day and night passed with no new post and no new features just before it all comes together as the the various components of the imminent web page that will bring together a broad range of features now in the final stages of beta development with more of the best minds of our generation daily coming on board. The spirit and unique perspective of the news reporting elements of the log (also called the truth) certainly will remain the foundational core of any web page evolving herefrom.
       Nevertheless the gonzo journalism heritage of the Ninth Amendment sprung from the void of truth about the United States which is actively distorted and withheld by the State from Americans, and as we have seen somewhat surprisingly in our worldwide strategic big-screen TV "Situation Rooms" (just like the White House only no ballroom), duplicate disaster facilities, and scores of posts and stations, also apparently of growing interest to a steadily growing readership worldwide amongst our sisters and brothers bound in the politically and commercially created artificial borders into countries which now span the globe.
       All statistical reports from those lands that neighbor the United States literally or here on the American continents extending to places at the furthest reaches of the other side of our planet encourage the Ninth Amendement daily to forge ahead in its humble efforts at effecting the continuation and expansion of gonzo journalism with a fervent need to document those responsible for the dismantling of the United States Constitution, as the Ninth Amendment is proving to be of keen interest to a growing readership which now spans the globe with statistics showing the frequent addition of readers in new countries weekly to this log.
       The comment below submitted to the New York Times by the Ninth Amendment editorial staff (not known whether it was or was not digitally published in the Times) responded to an article appearing therein with the last week regarding the apparent expoitation by lawyers of a law meant to protect the disabled but is being used by some of the City's most high-profile disability lawyers to make themselves rich off the mandate of provisions of the law mandating the payment of reasonable attorneys' fees to lawyers in such cases because none of the disabled could be expected to do so as the law essentially provides the wronged disabled plaintiff nearly no award while allowing the attorney recover many times that for their work in winning the case for a disabled plaintiff.
       In point of fact the plaintiffs are somewhat poor examples of what the textbook plaintiff may look like in that the lawyers choose them from their own "pool" of potential plaintiffs for cases where they seem best suited although they seldom are familiar either with the establshment (usually a small business) being sued nor have they actually themselves suffered the harm for which their attorney receives their fee award (which is multiples of what the disabled plaintiff receives) until their attorney introduces them to the case where they will be the aggrieved party. Also convenient is that the cases near always settle so in the Times some quoted referred to this as "extortion" or "shake-downs" where a lawyer might be prosecuting several cases at once often with the same person serving as plaintiff in several of the cases.
    • BigMartin
    • waronnothing
    We are totally sympathetic of those with disabilities. The goals of the Americans With Disabilities Act (ADA) may be laudable in trying to bring some kind of rough equality for the disabled, the bill reportedly was enacted into a law of several hundred dense pages all of which virtually no one sounds capable of familiarizing themselves though many lawyers have been able to find the mandatory award of lawyers' fees provisions. A ripe opportunity for the law of unintended consequences. Here a feeding frenzy of some of the most high-profile disability law factories that latch onto the fee provision to make a lucrative career of but one law where they almost need never go to trial but merely "confidentially settle" cases including their fees without having to win while getting but a fraction of their fee for their clients often playing the plaintiff in several simultaneous "shakedowns" where the plaintiff was not even aware of the circumstances until the lawyer brought them up to speed. It looks and smells to be a textbook blatant violation of lawyer solicitation ethics laws lawyers follow in order to share the rare honor of being "officers of the court". This cannot help but call to mind another law the use of which here also may prove to be another surprising unintended consequence for these lawyers which they even now may be violating, and with which many Americans now have become familiar, and that would be RICO aka the Racketeering Influenced Corrupt Organizations Act.
  Copyright 2012 Big M All World Rights Expressly Reserved

08 April 2012

Happy Sunday! Professor Says Governments Drive Countries Into Economic Disaster

       Sunday, 8 April 2012, ATOP HALFDOME, YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK, CA - From a most spiritual place we at the Ninth Amendment find on planet Earth a Happy Easter to those who celebrate it, a sacred Passover to others, and again ongoing understanding, love and peace to all persons the World over whatever faith, creed, religion, belief, may each and all be free unmolested to worship should they wish but above all do or not do as they please. Readers are reminded to avoid READING FREE UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES ARTICLES SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". Before the governments' economic blunders one follow-up item. 
        The following lyrics were provided in a comment to Professor Krugman regarding yesterday's Ninrh Amendment musical post "The Book of Right On" (the Ninth Amendment's comment also was published in the digital Times) among many noting the song was was the original work of another artist whose original performance of it many commenters recommended:
 

    • Judith
    • Boca Raton, FL
    Song is by Joanna Newsom--here are the lyrics

    We should shine a light on, a light on
    And the book of right-on's right-on, it was right-on

    We should shine a light on, a light-on
    And the book of right-on's right-on, it was right-on

    I killed my dinner with karate
    Kick 'em in the face, taste the body
    Shallow work is the work that i do

    Do you want to sit at my table
    My fighting fame is fabled
    And fortune finds me fit and able

    And you do say - oh oh
    That you do pray - oh oh
    And you say that you're okay

    And do you want to run with my pack?
    Do you want to ride on my back?
    Pray that what you lack does not distract

    And even when you run through my mind
    Something else is in front, oh, you're behind
    And i don't have to remind you to stick with your kind

    And you do say - oh oh
    That you do pray - oh oh
    And you say that you're okay

    And even when you touch my face
    You know your place
    And even when you touch my face
    You know your place

    And we should shine a light on
    A light on
    And the book of right-on's right-on
    It was right-on

    And we should shine a light on, a light on
    And the book of right-on's right-on, it was right-on
     Now briefly onto the subject of one Professor Krugman's posts yesterday that as best we understood many European governments and domestic interests currently pressuring the United States government have and/or would make economic downturns into economic disasters because they espouse policies which have the exact opposite effect of helping the economy but instead take it into a nosedive. The full piece for readers so interested is http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/ .

Ninth Amendment Comment Verbatim Submitted To Times Unknown If Digitally Published

 Thank you for your further economic elucidation now on the matter of developed countries' ruling government parties exponentially exacerbating economic woes and peoples' misery by "adopting" exactly the opposite policies that take a downturn and throttle their respective countries cluelessly into an nosedive. We at the Ninth Amendment editorial board at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com thought it was simpler than that. Republican administrations drive us full-on toward the ground, all the while of course clamoring for the full support of the people they must keep in wretched ignorance in order to ever get elected. Then every time the United States is on the very brink of disaster that may even bring the country down, it is a Democratic president who must and does pull us out and remarkably even leave us with an economic situation that is downright positive. (We cannot comment now on other countries' because our top economics/sociology expert is on assignment with that former IMF fellow currently missing in action. Kind of like the Rolling Stones journalist who had the pleasure of spending several days cavorting with that former Commander of our armed forces in Afghanistan and his top staff before Obama sacked him.)
Thank you again Professor Krugman as we always learn a lot that we missed while we were sleeping in our rooms during all our Princeton lectures, or do you give students assigned seats? Obviously you know how to make a chart.

Copyright 2012 Big M All World Rights Expressly Reserved (no claim to Krugman link content, song lyrics)

07 April 2012

Holy, Holy, Holy! Krugman Shares Sarah Jarosz's "The Book of Right On"

       Saturday, 7 April 2012, ANGEL ISLAND, CALIFORNIA - The Ninth Amendment reminds readers to try to curtail reading MORE THAN TEN FREE DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES ARTICLES MONTHLY SIMPLY BY SETTING READERS' FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". The fact for the day is that Friday just ended here began a most holy of times for many people as indeed every day on planet Earth may be a day of gratitude for all persons living the world over.
       The following comment was submitted verbatim in response to New York Times columnist Paul Krugman's Friday, 6 April 2012 post of the immediately below here provided solely as fair comment with "highest recommendation" (in bold web address apologies Ninth Amendment technical staff departed before Alcatraz Island closing time and editorial staff only knows readers as readers wish may paste address in web address bar to hear music) approximate five minute musical performance.

April 6, 2012, 6:18 pm PAUL KRUGMAN

Friday Night Music: The Book of Right On

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=HsRhn2f5WmI

  • Ninth Amendment Below Comment Submitted Unknown If Published In Digital Times
Holy, Holy, Holy! Most appropriate In the day's waning moments of this part of the United States on a most sacred of days to many and moreover to all the World over whatever their faith, creed, belief may it be one of understanding, love and peace. Thank you Professor Krugman from the editorial staff and global bureaus of the Ninth Amendment from Agana to Johnston Atoll from McMurdo to the North Pole. Meanwhile in anticipation of what you might share in the future we are getting out the huge old speakers that the people could dance on, the ones stacked from floor to ceiling such as those Cream brought to New York on its first U.S. studio trip to record "Disraeli Gears".

Copyright 2012 Big M All World Rights Expressly Reserved Without Reservation (Copy only)

03 April 2012

Representative Ryan's "People" Sheepishly Request Unforthcoming "Correction" of Times' Economics Nobel Prize Winner Krugman Statement Exposing Ryan's Proposed "Loophole-Ending" Budget Really Raises Revenue By Raising Taxes, Meanwhile Readers Reminded To Stay Well In Public Eye When "Men In Suits" Come To "Visit"

       Wednesday, 4 April 2012, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - The Ninth Amendment reminds readers that apart from avoiding READING UNLIMITED FREE CONTENT FROM THE NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY BY SETTING READERS' FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS ON "PRIVATE BROWSING".  KEEP THEMSELVES IN THE PUBLIC EYE should they ever find themselves in a situation serious enough that that mostly duos of the infamous "men in suits" start appearing in their lives at unexpected moments in unexpected places wishing to discuss blithely intimate private details of the reader's home and especially bedroom environment that no one but the reader should know.
     Members of the Ninth Amendment editorial board breakfasting this morning met just such a man who identified himself as John and began telling a story of a now extended history of just such creepy "Men in Suits" visits. We were abruptly called away to cover a poodle fashion show and thus unable immediately further to assess the man or the circumstances possibly precipitating the reported visits of the "Men in Suits". But we have since been sent "Links" which currently are under analysis. No news developed enough to report but an excellent opportunity to remind readers of the following should they find themselves in any such circumstances.
       Thus the fact of the day that "Men in Suits" live for "surprises", but not for themselves. Readers who seriously find themselves in any such situation would be best to consult with a trusted attorney which brings all sorts of privileges and jawboning in the public eye into play. In any case whomever is consulted must be knowledgeable, experienced and most importantly BY ALL MEANS KEEP THE READER IN THE PUBLIC EYE AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE.  The Ninth Amendment offers this advice for readers' consideration not from experience or any claimed expertise but simply from common sense.
       On a lighter note perhaps and then again maybe not the following Ninth Amendment comment was published today in the digital Times in response to a report of Representative Ryan's "people's" request of New York Times economics Nobel Prize winning columnist Paul Krugman exposing Ryan's idiotic proposed budget naturally embraced by all Republicans and described by Ryan as a "loophole eliminator" as really raising revenues by ultimately raising taxes including upon, God Forbid!, the rich. Although he his head of the House budget committee he somehow overlooked or rather misrepresented that small detail and now turns to the Times of all places to issue an obviously incorrect "correction" to help him out.
    • BigMartin
    • waronnothing
    Professor Krugman we most always "just wonder" at best even in what used to be our sleep except the rare times we do not and then just are emphatically wrong. Ergo you are right about us. As for yourself, sir, with all due respect the Ninth Amendment at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com cannot abide your characteristically humble implication that the "you wonder" is self-inclusive. As Noam Chomsky might answer you ask the wrong question because the premise that the Ryan people ever "accomplished" anything useful or bettering society is untenable. Now they "want" but dare not "demand" of you a public "correction" which exposes either they are unfamiliar with "retractions" and/or cognizant enough of Mr. Ryan's fungibility to his limited number of most learned "personal" supporters to see that no doubt collectively having less Nobel Prizes in Economics than yourself they best tread lightly when expressing a desire that you obediently "correct" your economic conclusion by publicly declaring yourself wrong in print with a proclamation in your field of expertise that you know to be false solely for the benefit of their candidate Ryan. This is neither in terror nor general harassment but if anything specific harassment of a most cautious variety as they well know that to have to tell you what is what and what is not in terms of closing loopholes being an obvious euphemism for RYAN RAISING TAXES is about as welcome an order as they eat all their vegetables to get that large dessert.

    Copyright 2012 Big M and Little L All World Rights Expressly Reserved

    Supreme Court Sickos OK Strip Searches For ANY Arrest, Say State Can Sniff All Your Body Holes No Touching Or Licking

           Tuesday, 3 April 2012, WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Ninth Amendment reminds faithful readers worldwide including certain members of the US Supreme Court please to avoid strip search searches by refraining from READING FREE UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING READERS' FREE  FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". The Court in a hectic week surprised no one by now also issuing a decision contrary to a large majority of the Circuit courts that the State even with the safeguards of frisks, x-rays, and hoisting suspects upside down with a chain also may strip search persons arrested for anything including violating leash laws and lawn watering restrictions.
           The Ninth Amendment senses discouragement from over 200 million e-mails sent us by certain quarters that the Court, believed to be suffering from some new ultravirulent form of malignant dementia, brain fungus or rot, senility, and delusion but still able to groom themselves and speak (other than Justice Thomas), as it ravenously attacks any case before it that offers any opportunity to obliterate the last shreds of Americans' rights with nonsensical arguments and pithy factual examples based on no known reality. The Court thus has haphazardly obliterated the compact with the people that the US Constitution embodies.
           The well-known fact for the day is the marginally sometimes true conventional wisdom that "the glass can be called half-empty or half-full" especially if its packaging is produced by most major American corporations, or alternatively, "it all depends upon how you look at it" unless you have say just been run over by a monster Waste Management garbage truck which next then backs up over your head, neck and chest with the required "beeping" warning.
           Our point is that these sorts of little affronts to the Constitution such as the Court now finding it "reasonable" under the 4th Amendment for persons arrested for acts that would possibly have gotten you a "warning" back in grade school or even if just arrested by sloppy mistake as in the case at hand to justify a total-body strip search with government officials up close sniffing (but not touching) you and lingering around your body holes as they stare at your private parts in front of everyone yelling to "spread them" is no cause for anything such as say "armed revolution".
         Think positive and even if you really do not enjoy parading around naked with police real close staring at you all over inside and out, pretend to yourself that you do. Imagine that this is how you would be spending the evening anyway. Especially if you are Mr. Justice Thomas (who reportedly did have to be physically restrained in the Court's famous closed-door conference when he became over-excited and attempted to act out the Court's written opinion,) In any case voila problem solved, though you probably should not get carried away and let this get you TOO excited as there is always time for that in one's more private time should one be so inclined and not all the representatives of the State may be so similarly oriented possibly leading to some kind of unfortunate misunderstanding.
            As in they "suspected" you maybe are hiding an AK-47 or something in there and made a "furtive gesture". (Police like to tell creative stories like that in court if you are still alive to keep your future interesting.) No just take it easy and think of the rare opportunity to cavort naked with State officials as a gift. Well the Ninth Amendment editorial staff believes we may have been up for a few too many days now and hope anyway as we sign off this might have been a useful suggestion. God Bless America.
           The comment below was submitted by the Ninth Amendment and so far as we know was not one of the 1,500 or so that was published in response to yesterday's front page New York Times latest article on the Court run amok. It here is shared with readers verbatim.            

    Ninth Amendment Comment To Times Not Published We Believe

                
    The Court at one time at least ostensibly looked for "test" cases with some sympathetic facts say here of others "admitted" to jail [STET?]. Now in this case the man wrongly arrested and strip-searched for outstanding fines he actually already had paid (oops!) was his WIFE'S PASSENGER. The Ninth Amendment log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com adds this as just another case showing a Court gone mad. Good facts, bad facts, imagined facts, whatever, the Court takes whatever is available ASAP should it suspect a SHRED of a Constitutional right intact such as that pesky 4th Amendment and its "unreasonable" restrictions in seven of the Circuits not allowing strip searches when ARRESTED for leash laws and so on. But really impressive is the Court's meticulous review of the strip policy in light of past experience. Justice Kennedy pointed out that one of the 9/11 hijackers was "pulled over for speeding just two days" before the horrific event. And? Had this latest historic decision been the practice at that time presumably he believes the whole 9/11 horror would be averted as with enough rigorous academic training one sees that the dastardly plan required first driving a couple days first with a carpet cutter stashed you-know-where. The next logical step is the savvy "correctional" official assembling a few simple pieces and averting the sordid history of the world for the next several decades. There again a tried and true technique of Supreme jurisprudence -- hit them with your best shot.

    Copyright 2012 Big M and Little L All World Rights Expressly Reserved