Saturday 27 April 2013, THE ALGARVE, PORTUGAL - The Ninth Amendment editorial board from the beautiful nude beaches of this country which has decriminalized the possession and use of all drugs in case readers also chose to miss one of the great bogus non-events in memory featuring some of the most loathsome persons to disgrace recent American history reports that this past Thursday the "President" George "little shrub" Bush "Presidential" Children's Libray and Video Arcade was inaugurated on the grounds of Southern Methodist University in suburban Dallas (site of the probable "Bush 41" orchestrated JFK assassination and serious "magic bullet" wounding of then-Texas Governor John Connelly) in clear violation of the United States Constitution's absolute separation of church and state.
Barbara Bush pleaded in probable hope for redemption that neither her other idiot son Jeb Bush (Florida facilitator of his older brother's coup d'etat against actual 2000 Presidential election winner former Vice-President Al Gore) nor any other Bush ever be elected to the White House again as her husband CIA Headquarters' namesake George Herbert Walker Bush aka "Bush 41" attended in a wheelchair as his days before his rendezvous with the devil appeared numbered.
"Little shrub" Bush noted the irony of having a library named after him since he had never spent time in one in his life although America will never forget his steadfast efforts to continue reading to young schoolchildren even after being twice told by handlers on the fateful morning of 11 September 2001 that the United States was under probable alleged "terrorist" attack with both towers of the World Trade Center (then under little publicized security contract with his other brother) having been struck allegedly by foreign terrorists in hijacked U.S. Airliners as United States fighter jets lethargically scrambled and raced toward the site at half speed arriving later that day.
Of particular note of all Presidents present and former as well as unelected "little shrub Bush" former President Jimmy Carter stood off at a distance in apparent disgust at the lot of them. With "Bush 41" apparently wheelchair-bound and Dick "Pigheart" Cheney apparently only kept going by the thought of how much money he has daily ripped off from the United States through his Halliburton, "Blackdeath" and other criminal mercenary contractor enterprises ("cash only, please") the Ninth Amendment currently is investigating who will inherit the mantle to the so-called "Fourth Reich".
Finally it bears mentioning that faced with such "difficult" decisions as whether to pre-emptively bomb Iraq and then kill and maim millions of its citizens and sacrifice the lives of hundreds of thousands of United States armed forces on the basis of obviously bogus "WMD" information and chicanery which responsible CIA personnel have admitted they were given about one week's time to gin up from millions of documents flashed before them on a Langley projection screen Americans with nothing better to do (such as visit Revolutionary War battlefields) will be able to play video games at the "little shrub" Bush Southern Methodist "Presidential" library and see if they too can make as bad decisions as were made by (or rather for) the man who will surely go down as the worst President ever not elected in United States history.
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Barbara Bush pleaded in probable hope for redemption that neither her other idiot son Jeb Bush (Florida facilitator of his older brother's coup d'etat against actual 2000 Presidential election winner former Vice-President Al Gore) nor any other Bush ever be elected to the White House again as her husband CIA Headquarters' namesake George Herbert Walker Bush aka "Bush 41" attended in a wheelchair as his days before his rendezvous with the devil appeared numbered.
"Little shrub" Bush noted the irony of having a library named after him since he had never spent time in one in his life although America will never forget his steadfast efforts to continue reading to young schoolchildren even after being twice told by handlers on the fateful morning of 11 September 2001 that the United States was under probable alleged "terrorist" attack with both towers of the World Trade Center (then under little publicized security contract with his other brother) having been struck allegedly by foreign terrorists in hijacked U.S. Airliners as United States fighter jets lethargically scrambled and raced toward the site at half speed arriving later that day.
Of particular note of all Presidents present and former as well as unelected "little shrub Bush" former President Jimmy Carter stood off at a distance in apparent disgust at the lot of them. With "Bush 41" apparently wheelchair-bound and Dick "Pigheart" Cheney apparently only kept going by the thought of how much money he has daily ripped off from the United States through his Halliburton, "Blackdeath" and other criminal mercenary contractor enterprises ("cash only, please") the Ninth Amendment currently is investigating who will inherit the mantle to the so-called "Fourth Reich".
Finally it bears mentioning that faced with such "difficult" decisions as whether to pre-emptively bomb Iraq and then kill and maim millions of its citizens and sacrifice the lives of hundreds of thousands of United States armed forces on the basis of obviously bogus "WMD" information and chicanery which responsible CIA personnel have admitted they were given about one week's time to gin up from millions of documents flashed before them on a Langley projection screen Americans with nothing better to do (such as visit Revolutionary War battlefields) will be able to play video games at the "little shrub" Bush Southern Methodist "Presidential" library and see if they too can make as bad decisions as were made by (or rather for) the man who will surely go down as the worst President ever not elected in United States history.
Copyright 2013 Big M All World Rights Expressly Reserved
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