26 January 2014

Welcome Aboard New Zealand! From The Ninth Amendment All Americans McMurdo Naval Air Station And The Pacific Territories

     Sunday, 24 January 2014, McMURDO NAVAL AIR STATION AND LANDFILL - With Ninth Amendment readers now spanning most of the Northern Hemisphere and especially American diplomatic, military and National Security facilities it is most always a pleasure to welcome new readers from new countries and parts of the world seeking the truth whether it hails from North, East, West, or, yes, South. For reasons of prudence our long-time readers will know that when unfamiliar servers, countries and IP addresses not known to us to be associated with our blogging friends at Google and their CIA partners make themselves apparent to our military-trained IT and cryptography specialists it is our habit to share some of that new information available to those of our readers who may be interested.
     Some of the newest countries purportedly to have joined us have been the United Arab Emirates and as noted in the above "Welcome" the formerly reputedly pastoral country of New Zealand (believed by those who have never been there or off the tourist bus nor ferry in any case, to be one of the least governmentally corrupt countries in the world along with Canada. Ahem.
     That new provided server IP address 184.105.8293 (IPV4 more likely IPV5) apparently serving us intermittently since at least 13 October 2013 is not, in fact, in good old Mountain View, California but instead identifies its location as, yes, the United Arab Emirates running through Chrome 11.0 on a Linux platform.
     In any case as we like to say the BAMA-OBAMA-SAS-CIA-NSA-MI5 Do It Again, Babe! Misinformation-Disinformation Shuffle it is all the same to us so long as the truth reaches our readers (even if the demographics may confuse our advertisers a bit). GOD BLESS AMERICA and GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.
     And now finally a few questions for our newcomers to ponder whom we always like to give a big New Jersey-style Goodfella welcome, just like Lufthansa did. It is a small world after all.

1. Was the United States moon landing staged?
2. Who pitched a perfect National League Baseball game while on LSD?
3. Who was the Soviet called "The Guy Who Saved The World" by the head of the US military archives?
4. Have you had a spouse die in bed in the past couple years while out at a party?
5. What is the Law Against Perpetuities?
6. Should you be in maximum security prison would you prefer living in the "general population" or the SHU?
7. Do you ever feel you are on "The Dark Side of the Moon" (copyright Pink Floyd) and never returning?
8. Why do United States Air Calvary troops sit on their helmets while their helicopters are in flight?
9. What Governor of Texas shot a coyote with a laser-sighted six-shooter carried in his running shorts?
10. Do you think the NSA should watch your daughter get dressed for college, her wedding, your funeral?
BONUS QUESTION: Please explain why time goes backward when you go faster than the speed of light?

And may we never forget Harvard genius mathematics professor and songwriter Tom Lehrer (copyright):

OEDIPUS REX

Oedipus Rex, oh, Oedipus Rex
He had quite a complex complex

And when he found out what he'd done
He tore his eyes out one by one

A tragic end for a loyal son
Who loved his mother!

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