25 March 2014

"Springtime For Putin In New Zealand" Mafia Musical Production To Replace Auckland Family Courtroom Facilities

     Tuesday, 25 March 2014, AUCK-AUCK, NEW ZEALAND - Speaking of which it seems to us we once did a post about the English Army getting trounced eventually in the American Revolutionary War. Starting with the Boston Tea Party the increasingly comical cycle of events would repeat itself with ever greater obviousness over there in the "New World" meanwhile "back home" with ever greater obliviousness the dissolute empire of King George would repeat the same old ever costlier errors with ever-worsening news of the War eventually making its way back home when someone eventually bothered to open up the thrice-daily delivered mail ever couple weeks.
      Next thing the "rich boys" stumbling out of the eating clubs knew as they came stumbling out still half-drunk into the early afternoon London haze with the Prussians paid actually to do their FIGHTING for them over there seems like Admiral Lord Nelson had just gone thundering off with the latest huge armada of English Warships over there cannons blazing before they had even made it out of the Thames, and now some guy named "General Cornwallis" was over there in some Godforsaken place in Virginia surrounded by thousands of heathens and French Navy warships kneeling over his sword and then handing it over to General Washington having lost the whole New World with not even an island or swamp or something to show for it left to be named after King George III.
     Funny thing was the whole ordeal taken together sounded like some lousy vinyl recording with a bad skip that just got worse and worse, yet starting more or less the same way from Boston Harbor on. Lord Nelson arriving guns blazing all the way across the Atlantic Ocean raising bloody hell, George Washington first apparently getting trapped there and then repeatedly afterward giving the English or their Prussian sit-ins the "old slip" one way or another creeping past them or toward or around them by tiptoeing around them in the dead of some fateful night doubtless at "Zero Dark Thirty", then the English Navy perhaps putting on a few spectacular water shows, next stop of course being down by Manhattan going up the Hudson River to who knows where? The South Bronx? And so on. Please do not take a big exam or anything based solely on the preceding couple paragraphs. They left a few significant facts out for purposes of brevity and, what the heck, national security.
     Anyway all this being of any consequences to what in the world, if anything, pray tell? Well it is an analogy. We just got to thinking as we have devoted some posts to this suppression fiasco business of the rich and famous of New Zealand, as it were , the whole thing really taken from a certain perspective takes on aspects of some kind of epic comic cartoon, however in the fights over wine bottles, pets, the venerable (we use the word loosely) elder statesman of one party which no matter what will always be best known for the infamous Queens mob Lufthansa heist, and so on. All at the same time with legal fees which would seem to soon be rivaling those of "Bleak House" if divorce proceedings can in fact move on from generation to generation.
     Readers can bet the absurdity (and cost) are in no way lost on the generous-spirited elder of the New Zealand family who thinks so highly of his sons that he allegedly told neither for a quarter century of a twenty-some million dollar inheritance each of which was supposed to get half allegedly at the age of twenty-five (assuming it was getting some interest and not just being used by him in some other way that might better profit him which we do not even pretend to understand here like a tax loss. No we certainly can believe a man who can with regularity every few years "give away his entire every last billion of it fortune to (unnamed) charity" and then in a few more years when he could doubtless use some good PR for the latest deal ONCE AGAIN give away "all the billionaire's money down to the last postage stamp" yet again to (always unnamed) charity, the sole exception we know of being that the family actually does own some old school providing a place for "special-case" family members to serve as professor, headmaster, or both should they wish we would suppose.
     Anyway this FINALLY bringing us to the end of this post back to where the title first took our thoughts to this epic "suppressed" divorce of the rich and famous which would seem to be certainly by this point if not from the beginning to exposing the New Zealand Family (at the very least) Courts to some sort of no-person's-land devoid of public, jury, press, legal process in any known form, parties and their lawyers either apparently being permitted to speak all the time on any topic whatsoever or not at all for reasons too arcane and sublime to actually be expressed in any comprehensible form before the Court chosen by the ruling party of the day.
     And then of course from time to time convicted criminals working in close cooperation with the police such as Mr. aka William Perese being for no discernible reason permitted to swoop in and opine and/or play lawyer for a day while other local political figures such as Mr. Clinton Bowerman somehow representing generally "the Good Guys" being dragged in for a day to be subjected to the latest perjuries and hallucinations of Mr. President "Flags On His Car" Goodfellow and his mysterious Senior Counsel in Training Harley bound apparently neither by any requirements of logical reasoning nor any known rule of evidence. . . . Yes this whole group was probably written off by the C.I.A. "dark bottom of the world" or the State Department "Looney Tunes Five Eyes South Pole" Desk with promises of jobs with the Vatican next.
     This being the case how could it not but come to occur to us upon consideration of the Mel Brooks' classic return to the stage loved by all in "The Producers" that what we are looking at here, and we can think of some people already crunching the numbers and figuring out how to make it all, of course, pay no taxes or be subject to any sort of government financial "interference" (no doubt a trust), demanding the heralding into the modern world of the once so misunderstood but never to happen again family court be damned new modern classic musical for which the world cries out: "Springtime For Putin In New Zealand" all profits naturally to be given to "Charity", and from there the regular trusts in the Cayman Islands and elsewhere. . . ."

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