07 March 2012

Rich-Boy Romney Confesses to His True Poverty and Admits Sole Claim To Being Roosevelt Heir, Survives "Super Tuesday"

     Wednesday, 7 March 2012, BOSTON, MASS. - As the Nation reels with excitement over the stellar crop of Republican candidates still mathematically capable of serving as President of the United States, the Ninth Amendment reminds its readers to AVOID READING UNLIMITED FREE CONTENT OF THE DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY BY SETTING THEIR FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". Today's post below features the Ninth Amendment editorial staff's response to Times columnist Professor Paul Krugman's recent observations on Mitt Romney presented in his piece entitled "Equality of Opportunity, Never Mind" (as published verbatim with one editorial correction here from the digital Times version).
      The Ninth Amendment sincerely apologizes that the fact for the day is absent here due to time constraints but numerous facts should be available from other sources. Readers are reminded to exercise caution that all information presented as fact is not necessarily so. For example readers may refer to the Krugman "Romney in his own words" piece linked to the comment below. 

     Thank you Professor Krugman for exposing slight inconsistencies in Mr. Romney's statements and minor inaccuracies in tangential areas such his rendition of facts. The Ninth Amendment log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com finds it unlikely that Romney in selflessly naming himself the "true heir of Teddy Roosevelt" refers to that for which our editorial board most fondly remembers Roosevelt, namely his beautifully crafted end run around Congress upon its passing the "Antiquities Act" with which power Roosevelt just ignored any limitation Congress believed the Act contained on a modest amount of federal land the President in his sole discretion might preserve as national monuments but instead got out a map and pen and before Congress could blink had saved for all future generations so much land that it came [stet] now forms the core of this Country's protected treasured jewels known as the National Park System.
     Likely given the Romneys' economic hardships in scraping by without benefit of jobs at college and later simultaneous enrollment in two Harvard graduate schools living only on sales of stock given by his father, Romney probably believes somehow it was overlooked that President Roosevelt's Will meant to give Romney everything. Romney's delusions aside, his candid comparison of himself to Roosevelt should be right on the money, as it were, in that Romney like Roosevelt who took office when President McKinley was assassinated, will never be elected President of the United States.

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