14 September 2014

Moron Sarah Palin Republican Icon Of Refined Intellect And Tea Party Pinnacle Of Class Along With Family Booted By Homeowners From Anchorage Snowmobilers' Gathering Upon Police Arrival After Starting Violent Brawl Leave In Stretch Hummer Making "Vulgar Gesture" And With Palin "Unleashing Rounds Of Porofanities"

       Sunday, 14 September 2014, ANCHORAGE, AL - The wave of publicly exposed GOP criminal conduct which appears to be sweeping Republican public figures nationwide reportedly may have turned violent and spread from the "outside" lower forty-eight and up to inside the "Last Frontier" where the Sarah Palin clan apparently was at the epicenter of an Anchorage private party brawl which allegedly began after Republican moron Sarah Palin's son Track Palin attacked a former boyfriend of moron Sarah Palin's daughter Willow. Former losing GOP Vice-Presidential John McCain running mate and former GOP Alaska Governor moron Sarah Palin's snowmobiler husband celebrating his birthday reportedly also joined the Palin-incited brawl along with other members of the Palin clain including daughter Bristol Palin. She too had begun throwing punches at the homeowner hosting the gathering when Anchorage Police arrived at the scene.
       Although no arrests were made at the scene of the Palin-incited melee Anchorage Police said the local prosecutor may still independently decide to press charges. The hosts of the snowmachiners' (Alaska speak for snowmobiles) as well as construction workers and other "longtime Alaskans" gathering ordered the violent Palin brawling family to leave the party. They then did so in their stretch Hummer limousine while son Track Palin made a vulgar gesture with GOP moron Sarah Palin also "unleashing rounds of profanities" back at the remaining gathering. The police reported that alcohol was believed to be involved in the incident. 
       Meanwhile it is not known if the incident will harm Republican moron Sarah Palin's chances of again running for Vice President should he not be imprisoned and decide to run again despite the debacle of his last campaign beside Republican lane-duck federally indicted Texas Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry. Perry was last known currently to be out of the country. Although he has killed at least one coyote "in defense of himself or his dog" with his laser-sighted six-shooter federally indicted on public corruption charges Perry facing a 99 year sentence has not yet otherwise been reported to have exhibited violent social tendencies in public gatherings. Interested readers may find further details in the New York Times article linked to below.


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