22 June 2014

BREAKING NEWS: Pope Excommunicates Southern Italian Mafia From Roman Catholic Church Singling Out Calabrese Sicilian Families In Wake Of Mob Hit Of 3-Year-Old Earlier In Year

       Sunday, 22 June 2014, VATICAN CITY, ROME - The current Pope of the Roman Catholic Church brought in upon the resignation of the prior sitting Pope with whom he sometimes lunches via helicopter in the gardens of a Roman Catholic retreat south of Rome with the former Pope and their shared overwrought secretary where they discuss among other things addressing widespread endemic corruption in the Vatican exposed by a Papal investigation initiated by the former Pope who resigned upon learning the results said to involve historical child abuse and misconduct of Bishops before the Popes praying together giving one another deference in the chapel at that location with one wearing the Papal cape and the other wearing the Papal cap earlier today reportedly excommunicated the Calabrese and several Sicilian mafia families following the saying of Mass.
       Southern Italy Mafia groups frequent claims of holiness or goodness somehow associated with their activities to garner popular support were expressly disavowed today by the current Pope in Vatican City, who in fact formally excommunicated Sicilian mafia groups and families from the Roman Catholic Church with particular emphasis on the Calabrese and two other mafia groups. The Pope further took notice of the mafia "hit" of a three-year-old child in that region of Sicily earlier in the year which also apparently included the hit of an older man.
       Interested parties should consult other trusted news sources for developing information on the particular background and circumstances of these extraordinary actions by the Pope in Vatican City today after his saying Mass and later going out among the crowd in the square outside St. Peters Basilica at Vatican City.

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