Repbulican Governor Jan Brewer took no position claiming that she never keeps up with pending Arizona legislation so that it will "always be a surprise" when it lands on her spotless desk. This allows her never to have to read or prepare for any possible pending Arizona laws.
In reality an enormous wave of business interests in the wake of entirely predictable massive crippling economic boycotts of Arizona goods, conventions, and tourism gave Arizona's Republican senators their marching papers. Arizona business interests made clear that the Republican Arizona senators who formerly mostly operated car washes and pawn shops would be dumped out of their seats, lose their ability to take bribes, and be back living on welfare if they did not shape up quick and remember that dollars come before racism.
As for the defeated proposed Arizona legislation that actually purported to disallow people born in the United States from necessarily becoming citizens, since it directly contradicts the clear language of the United States Constitution, one must ask what language Arizona Republican senators actually do speak or if they can actually read. Especially the Republican head of the Arizona senate who strongly supported all bills.
Finally, with his options rapidly dwindling, no longer being allowed to fly his jets over Libya and kill his opponents and citizens, Col. Moammar Gadhafi reportedly asked Arizona Republican senators if he could move to Paradise Valley, Arizona. That only would be necessary when the United States attacks him in Libya as Secretary of State Hillary Clinton today promised the deranged Colonel Gadhafi.
Of course that is if Governor Rick "Six Shooter" Perry cannot be located in time to respond to Colonel Gadhafi's request to live in the unoccupied Texas Governor's Mansion. The "Colonel" did offer to "renovate" and paint it pink like his Pink House in Libya, so long as he could park some used military jets in the yard along with his modified Humvee to help Gov. Perry "hold the borders" with Mexico and Oklahoma. George "little shrub" Bush did offer to rent Colonel Gadhafi his truck which only needs "minor" repairs after he drove it into the local Walgreen's Pharmacy drive-thru brick wall in a drunken crack haze while picking up his medication with a prescription forged by his ex-con journalist daughter.
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