Thursday, 24 March 2011, SAN ANTONIO - The jury was still out until this weekend in what has been characterized by some as the "most significant legal proceeding since Bush v. Gore". The partisan right-wing United States Supreme Court in that so-called "case" decided in minutes the disputed outcome of the 2000 presidential election.
After being rushed through a series of partisan Florida Republican officials appointed by George "little shrub" Bush brother and Governor of Florida, George "little shrub" Bush was declared victor over former Vice-President Al Gore despite Gore's majority of both the United States' popular and electoral votes.
In the far more serious pending case at hand Dominique Ramirez, the apparent 2011 Miss San Antonio, has been stripped of her crown for "degrading" it by packing on the kilos starting immediately following her victory in a city already disgraced to be the "Fattest City in America". Although the Ninth Amendment expresses no opinion on the truthfulness of the allegations flying around the courtroom, San Antonio pageant organizers and various family and other members of the local beauty pageant community have escalated the trial into a circus of flying ugly accusations.
With accusations of federal crimes, money owed the federal government and a growing host of sordid not so "behind-the-scenes" despicable and allegedly illegal behavior past and present, the event has proven certainly once again to thrust San Antonio into America's spotlight in an arguably less-than desirable spotlight. Miss San Antonio had appeared in an accompanying photo in a bikini which photo had to be "heavily doctored" before it could be released to the public
Readers should also note that her hands are intentionally kept out of sight in all bikini "photos" that have not been successfully recalled as her ample paws are too hard to doctor realistically and moreover actually hold a two-pound pork tongue and re-fried bean burrito covered with cheese food product, on which the Queen was snacking as she awaited the outcome of the trial crucial to the city, state and possibly the entire world.
Reportedly the deliberations did conclude with the trial judge reluctantly admitting the Court had "no choice" but to give back the crown to the "Beauty Queen" based on technicalities just as Ozzie Osbourne has once again had to be allowed back into San Antonio to perform after being barred from the city for mistaking the Alamo for a urinal. Since that time up until the present his only local performances have had to be in Bexar County venues which are more interested in cash receipts than whether or not the Alamo's walls are dry.
Copyright 2011 Big M and Little L All World Rights Expressly Reserved
After being rushed through a series of partisan Florida Republican officials appointed by George "little shrub" Bush brother and Governor of Florida, George "little shrub" Bush was declared victor over former Vice-President Al Gore despite Gore's majority of both the United States' popular and electoral votes.
In the far more serious pending case at hand Dominique Ramirez, the apparent 2011 Miss San Antonio, has been stripped of her crown for "degrading" it by packing on the kilos starting immediately following her victory in a city already disgraced to be the "Fattest City in America". Although the Ninth Amendment expresses no opinion on the truthfulness of the allegations flying around the courtroom, San Antonio pageant organizers and various family and other members of the local beauty pageant community have escalated the trial into a circus of flying ugly accusations.
With accusations of federal crimes, money owed the federal government and a growing host of sordid not so "behind-the-scenes" despicable and allegedly illegal behavior past and present, the event has proven certainly once again to thrust San Antonio into America's spotlight in an arguably less-than desirable spotlight. Miss San Antonio had appeared in an accompanying photo in a bikini which photo had to be "heavily doctored" before it could be released to the public
Readers should also note that her hands are intentionally kept out of sight in all bikini "photos" that have not been successfully recalled as her ample paws are too hard to doctor realistically and moreover actually hold a two-pound pork tongue and re-fried bean burrito covered with cheese food product, on which the Queen was snacking as she awaited the outcome of the trial crucial to the city, state and possibly the entire world.
Reportedly the deliberations did conclude with the trial judge reluctantly admitting the Court had "no choice" but to give back the crown to the "Beauty Queen" based on technicalities just as Ozzie Osbourne has once again had to be allowed back into San Antonio to perform after being barred from the city for mistaking the Alamo for a urinal. Since that time up until the present his only local performances have had to be in Bexar County venues which are more interested in cash receipts than whether or not the Alamo's walls are dry.
Copyright 2011 Big M and Little L All World Rights Expressly Reserved
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