Texas Governor Liar Idiot Rick "Payback" Perry Debate Brain Damage, Lapse or What? Perry $1 Million FOX-TV News Ads "Hail Mary". More on Improved Free Internet to Follow Later.

 Saturday, 11 November 2011 - AUSTIN, TEXAS - Greetings readers. Despite the ominous "Greetings" made infamous by United States draft boards readers are not being drafted to go fight in Vietnam as of this time since it is now a popular vacation destination and we hope it remains that way. May readers lives be filled with fulfilling activity and vacations or whatever may most fulfill readers in the Constitutionally promised "Pursuit of Happiness". Please still be reminded not to read UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS "PRIVATE BROWSING".

     The fact for the day is that the Ninth Amendment's earlier post about free internet has since been further investigated and with the help of a "Linksys" device sold to the Ninth Amendment editors a greatly increased array of WIFI internet signals may be picked up so long of course as they are signals for which readers duly are entitled. That enhanced free internet Ninth Amendment post is worthy of a piece largely devoted just to that subject.

     Today's post is an effort of the Ninth Amendment in our ongoing obligation even while doing deep investigative pieces to keep readers apprised of some of the most recent developments in the United States small part of the world. A post which to the best of our knowledge on Texas Liar Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's astounding 53-second lapse in this past week's Republican debate although directed to an element of his own platform apparently duly was submitted but not published in the digital New York Times a couple days back but soon will be shared with our faithful and much appreciated readers.

      The Ninth Amendment comment which follows however responds to a New York Times article in this past Friday, 11 November 2011 edition reporting the Perry campaign's announcement of its damage control strategy in the wake of what a member of President George Herbert Walker Bush's administration called Texas Governor Liar Idiot Rick "Payback" Perry's "Challenger" moment. He himself apparently did not remember that his platform proposed cutting the Department of Energy and finally simply gave up remembering that there was a Department of Energy after nearly a minute's silence in the middle of his live debate response and not corrected until AFTER the debate no doubt once his handlers got at him.

     Ending digression here the Ninth Amendment Log relates the "damage control" strategy of Texas Governor Liar Idiot Rick "Payback" Perry simply making fun of himself for saying things such as "I really stepped in it", going on "The David Letterman" show, and who can imagine what other antics. Just one last thing about the "damage control" strategy is that it includes spending just shy of his five or six ultra-rich out-of-state donors donation fraction of $1 million dollars exclusively on FOX-TV "News" should readers choose to call it that. The Ninth Amendment just learned that its comment was published below verbatim in the Times digital edition on what "The New York Times" calls the crash-and-burn Perry "Hail Mary Pass" strategy in its Friday 11 November 2011 edition. Links from the times comment digital publication should bring interested readers directly to the pertinent Times "Hail Mary Pass" newspaper article.

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BigMartin

waronnothing

November 11th, 2011

4:34 pm

Rick Perry's "Hail Mary" pass with his handlers purchasing $1 million worth of advertising on FOX-TV cable means that his five or six out-of-state donors (nearly his entire "popular" support) undoubtedly gave the okay. We at the Ninth Amendment Log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com editorial board figure that must mean at 1 in 25 Vegas odds of Perry even getting the Republican nomination, much less the Presidency, his loyal cadre of supporters must calculate the potential famous "Perry Payoff" as enormous. We are talking almost exclusively about a small group of ultra-rich out-of-staters who cannot do at home what they can do in Texas "the business state" where with Perry as President once again the pollution may freely flow, the Texas schools must again double their class sizes as Perry strives to cut the cost of a Texas college education in half to about $5,000, the few remaining poor Texas children and adults who no way can afford health care still get it but lose it, thousands more Texas teachers are laid off, and basically all social services are eliminated, except of course this will be the nationwide plan now not just the Texas plan. We guess it is one way of getting rich. Go, donors, go. Just pray Perry is not declared legally incompetent before election day.

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"Occupy CIA" Planned Not To Occur Friday 11 November 2011. 37,000 Foot Mean Altitude Stops Times Columnist From Providing Readers With Free Words? Perry Externs Last Post

     Wednesday, 9 November 2011, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Welcome back readers. Please do not read unlimited free digital New York Times content with free Firefox browsers set to "private browsing". This post actually was written most recently in early October. The Ninth Amendment editorial staff and global bureaus never went to the CIA headquarters nor has the Ninth Amendment ever even heard of the CIA, so-called "drones", or the "Occupy CIA Headquarters" event set for a birthday party this Friday.

     The following post actually is the next one written before all of the above never happened. The Ninth Amendment believes the comment below never was published verbatim in response to favorite Times' columnist Professor Paul Krugman who called in sick because he would be flying around at a median altitude of 37,000 feet. Professor Krugman later admitted to the Times enforcement division that he had made up his excuse note.

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Even with your major focus of late on economics sometimes quite detailed recently and in the past we find the obvious continuous eager interest and anticipation of your many readers to affirm the true gift of your talent, temperament, diversity of compelling thought and of course superb writing contributions. We at the Ninth Amendment log today only are left to wonder how one could achieve a MEDIAN altitude of 37,000 feet for a day presumably in a passenger aircraft, sir. Will you be circling the Earth? Do you work out of Area 51?

(This post the last to be written by Ninth Amendment externs in Texas Liar Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's English as a 10th language class and rodeo.)

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FREE: CIA Photo Postcard Souvenir, Langley Front Gate Tourist Entrance, George H.W. Bush International Assassination Center Gift Shop Snack Bar

     Tuesday, 7 October 2011, LANGLEY, VIRGINIA, CIA HEADQUARTERS (UPDATED) - The Ninth Amendment undercover schoolbus (without seatbelts just like the ones for readers' children) painted in camouflage psychedelic colors and a destination sign that read "MUCH FURTHER"  rolled into the George Bush Center for Intelligent Assassinations (CIA) just about lunchtime. No one seemed to be around at the open gate and unoccupied gatehouse at the public entrance, but unlike the Taliban in Afghanistan the editorial staff thought it best just to browse the nearby gift shop until someone waved in the Ninth Amendment in case we had to take a really long tour or something.
     The Ninth Amendment was able however to get a neat postcard of the drive-in gate from the nearby gift shop although there were no bug drones for sale. The Ninth Amendment here provides to readers their free souvenir postcard and/or readers also may use a changed link as of 30 July 2017 to access the image of the CIA gatehouse area directly (although the lane lines now appear to be painted less crooked than before) at:
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                     (unattributed/undated) Reference "Area 51 Spy" not at location comonly known as "Area 51"

 The Ninth Amendment as always wishes to remind readers not to break any rules by READING UNLIMITED FREE DIGITAL CONTENT OF THE NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".  Well sorry to disappoint but it is probably time to move on until some other occupiests show up as readers may understand.
     P.S. we would avoid planning large meals from the CIA gift shop as a lot of the snacks for sale appeared with all due respect to be "junk food". Remember the "junk food insanity defense" for Twinkies was what in 1978 got former San Francisco Supervisor and former police officer Dan White off from premeditated murder charges after he killed San Francisco Mayor George Moscone for not giving White his job back, and then White went and killed Supervisor Harvey Milk too with his former police service revolver which he had loaded at home and snuck into San Francisco City Hall through an unlocked downstairs window.
     Dan White later shot himself in his garage in San Francisco after serving a couple years for manslaughter. Maybe the CIA is working on the "junk food defense" too, just in case.

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What Do Texas Governor Liar Idiot Rick "Payback" Perry, Nevada's Area 51, CIA Hit Squads, and Republicans' Past Debate Have In Common?

     Monday, 7 November 2011, AREA 51, NEVADA - Why, free entertainment, of course. This evening finds us in that remote extension of Edwards AFB in Southern Nevada known as Area 51 which the United States Government claims probably does not exist just like drones although it is on the USEPA Region IX's "Superfund" list while Administrative Law Judges have to anguish over whether crashed UFO's are hazardous waste, radioactive waste, mixed waste, or just what? Oh, well, the best kept secrets. Readers are reminded to refrain from reading free unlimited New York Times content simply by setting free Firefox browsers to "private browsing".
     Speaking of free, a big thank you from the weary crew of the Ninth Amendment for yesterday's record readership. It just goes to show that our readers do want things for free, despite what the people who try to sell things for exponential multiples of what they are "worth" might say. The Ninth Amendment expects to pass viewership numbers of the Super Bowl any year now if television even exists next year, or maybe they will just put chips in everyone's heads and charge a monthly subscription. Maybe even Google will give back some of our ads even though we are out to expose the Google-CIA connection. Yes, Google and the CIA sure do have some big reinforced buildings stuffed with data right next to each other. On the other hand, ads do mean big money, especially at Super Bowl time.
     In today's New York Times readers will have the treat of seeing how the CIA (Center for International Assassinations) "Destroying Democracy One Country at a Time" now has taken to sending out five-person hit squads around the planet since the "Agency" has been on such a roll with its drone assassin mania. Just imagine those big palettes of $100 bills from the bloated "Black Ops" budget being lowered from so many huge helicopters that not even Dick Cheney's BlackDeath contractors can get their greedy little hands on them all.
     Anyone checked Cheney's IRS returns lately? Say perhaps the IRS? Cheney sure did very well financially for a public servant once he took the reins at the White House and ran it like Wall Street while Bush napped, tap-danced on the portico, or was just flown around the country and dumped at his ranch.
     Anyway, almost time to go back underground, so to get to the point the Ninth Amendment has a backlog of comments that have been published in the Times. We therefore hereby offer up the following unedited Times' published Ninth Amendment comment when someone other than Texas Idiot Liar Governor Rick "Payback" Perry still took him seriously.
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BigMartin

waronnothing

October 12th, 2011

11:16 am

Thank you for your concise considered roundup of Tuesday night's latest Republican weekly debate showcasing a uniformly uninspiring cast of spent characters looking to replace Democrat President Obama. Naturally the 2012 Presidential election will be largely before President Obama even has had his fair chance of extricating the United States from the Republicans' most recent mind-boggling legacy of domestic and foreign disasters of historic proportions left behind as George "little shrub" Bush tap-danced off into the sunset and sped away in Air Force Pickup Truck One. Moreover the Republican debaters have enjoyed the soon-to-vanish benefit of Texas Governor Perry's debate participation by virtue of which all others present appear to border on genius level simply by virtue of demonstrating an ability to speak entire English phrases and sentences and to think in any language at all. The editorial staff of the Ninth Amendment log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com applauds this Times' piece's subtle understated humor revealing the obvious truth of Texas Governor Perry having "less and less to lose" as he "goes for broke" in what better State than, naturally, Nevada. As to what Texas Governor Perry has up his sleeve for his expected full-on "aggressive" comeback attempt in next week's episode other than a six-shooter from which his aides no doubt will remove any live rounds, one can only guess. So what are the odds on what that one might be?

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Get Free Internet, Free Internet For The People, More Free Things

     Sunday, 6 November 2011, SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH - Do not come here to buy beer. Hello patient readers. Thank you for waiting albeit perhaps in temporarily waning numbers for the editorial board and assembled global bureau staffs of the Ninth Amendment to come up for air as we continue the circuitous trek to the CIA's "apparent" Langley, Virginia headquarters via Baja California and Belize. First the usual admonition not to read unlimited free digital content of the New York Times simply by readers' setting free Firefox browsers to "Private Browsing".
     The fact for the day is that it is this year's end of daylight savings time right about now so readers in most places should be setting BACK their clocks except maybe in Arizona also the "State That Refused To Recognize Martin Luther King, Jr. Day" while keeping up Arizona's steady assault against the last vestiges of the United States Constitution. Why did they want to be a State anyway? And who would want to be in Arizona except perhaps some faithful Ninth Amendment readers who are waiting out the Alaska winter?
     Or perhaps folks who would like Arizona drivers' licenses that expire only once about every quarter century so readers can drive until they are around 112 years old. Just be sure to get your car registered in Texas as it costs usually well under $100 a year in Texas Liar Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's "business and pollution state" and (we are told) can be registered under a trust in Texas or most states which therefore does not reveal the actual owner's name. THIS IS NOT INTENDED NOR OFFERED AS LEGAL ADVICE. READERS PLEASE GET PROFESSIONAL LEGAL ADVICE IF INTERESTED.
     The Alaska fact for the day is that Ninth Amendment readers too can be Alaska state residents. Much of the Ninth Amendment staff who has resided in Rabbit, Alaska down the road from Chickaloon, Alaska knows that car registration although not so cheap as Texas includes Alaska's most excellent "The Frontier State" license plate or other plates including the United States' winning national license plate of gold miners climbing the Chilkoot Pass by our dear friend the outstanding artist Kathy Sarns.
       Simply by living in the State of Alaska for six months plus one day annually one becomes an Alaska resident who then starting after the following year (of paying no state income tax) receives their share each Fall of about $2,000 interest from the Alaska Permanent Fund for every man, woman and child resident. Free 40 acre "homesteads" alas are a thing of the past unless perhaps one is willing to commit to several years in very remote area without roads and accessed only by foot, snow machine, helicopter, or airplane.
     Now for the much awaited hidden fact for the day. Readers can in most places easily get free internet high-speed service (provided of course that it is meant to be free) simply by plugging a router adapter manufactured by companies such as 2Wire and Linksys into the (higher-speed) USB port in readers' computers (located in the front of most desktops), downloading some wireless software from any router and scanning for unencrypted WIFI signals or by using VPN or Google's Bay Area encryption wireless technology although distribution is limited.
     The Ninth Amendment does not purport to be "techies" of any type, but luckily we have found by plugging simple phrases into a search engine such as Google, say "weak WIFI signal", readers should find all the answers they need to most any  question. (Such as "How do I make my semi Automatic Kalashnikov 1947 into a fully ...?" or "How does the CIA make bug drones? How do I make one?". Readers get the picture . Back to free internet, the cheapest place we have found to buy adapters? Goodwill- about $5. (Color televisions - about $2, but remember you must "Kill your television").
     Readers must be careful as with unencrypted signals sensitive personal information should not be sent over wireless internet -- also hackers set up "FREE" WIFI hotspots with an intermediary passive computer to pick up unwary readers' sensitive information such as bank account, credit card, password information, etc.
     It seems to be more or less like with the Feds and phones. The Feds and States thanks to historical Supreme Court precedent today only still need search warrants for corded telephone tapping. The Supreme Court has been only too happy to allow the State or anyone with money to spend at Radio Shack to listen in all it wants WITH NO WARRANT on anyone else's cell phone, portable phone, and so on. And most recently the Court has even eaten away at the corded telephone conversation protection, allowing "roving" taps as the Court just drools (literally, like Mr. Justice Thomas sleeping on his bare mattress with his huge stack of Playboys) at the chance to do away with the requirement of "probable cause" altogether.

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Perry "Phony Fear Factor" (per Krugman) and Do Not Split Those Tens, Goodfellas

     Tuesday, 1 November 2011, LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - "Welcome to Fabulous Las Vegas" readers. Recommended films include "Goodfellas" (re New York Lufthansa heist, largest heist in history), "Casino" (what else, the mid-West mob discovers Nevada), readers' film recommendations are welcome while readers still are reminded to avoid reading FREE UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL EDITION CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".
     The fact for the day is that readers who split tens at a blackjack table with other players who have money bet on the table better be very large or ready to run fast. The hidden fact for the day is that readers back at the casino after a long break or who have never played at one ever before should not sit at a table with a lone player without asking permission. Furthermore, when re-learning or learning basic blackjack strategy, as the case may be, it is ALWAYS okay to ask the dealer and other players what to do when unsure, as in stand, hit, split, double, NEVER insurance, etc.
     Most casinos will either provide a free basic blackjack strategy chart or allow players to bring their own, which if not available for free from the pit boss or "training table" may be purchased from the casino or other bookstore, or simply printed for free from the internet Google search "basic blackjack strategy chart" for free printing. Even with perfect basic strategy the odds are always in the favor of "the House". That is, readers will lose to the extent that the laws of probability prevail. 
     The above information is provided as a public service for those seeking ENTERTAINMENT for which they are willing to pay. The Ninth Amendment neither claims expertise nor presumes to have expertise in play of the game of blackjack, but simply offers this post because THIS IS THE LOG THAT DOES ITS BEST TO ALWAYS BRING FRESH MATERIAL TO ITS READERS EXCEPT WHEN SIMPLY NOT POSSIBLE UNDER REASONABLE CIRCUMSTANCES. This post also happens to segue into the below comment.
      The below comment by Little L was published in the digital New York Times approximately a month ago in response to a piece published in the Times as to the advisability of joining Texas Idiot Liar Governor Rick "Payback" Perry in his quest for the United States Presidency. Now about a month later the present estimated percentage of Iowa voters supporting the former "frontrunner" Democrat-turned-"Republican for sale" Perry  in the upcoming Iowa caucuses is a staggering 7%. Yes, that is correct, seven percent estimated support for Perry, the Idiot who turned freefall into crash-and-burn. Time to go kill a coyote and secure that duct tape over his mouth, leaving nostrils open for breathing Texas' dirtiest air in the Nation.
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Comment #80.

September 30th, 2011

12:07 pm

Double Down. Split tens. What's next? The Ninth Amendment Log would like to know if it wishes to sit at this table.

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