06 November 2011

Get Free Internet, Free Internet For The People, More Free Things

     Sunday, 6 November 2011, SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH - Do not come here to buy beer. Hello patient readers. Thank you for waiting albeit perhaps in temporarily waning numbers for the editorial board and assembled global bureau staffs of the Ninth Amendment to come up for air as we continue the circuitous trek to the CIA's "apparent" Langley, Virginia headquarters via Baja California and Belize. First the usual admonition not to read unlimited free digital content of the New York Times simply by readers' setting free Firefox browsers to "Private Browsing".
     The fact for the day is that it is this year's end of daylight savings time right about now so readers in most places should be setting BACK their clocks except maybe in Arizona also the "State That Refused To Recognize Martin Luther King, Jr. Day" while keeping up Arizona's steady assault against the last vestiges of the United States Constitution. Why did they want to be a State anyway? And who would want to be in Arizona except perhaps some faithful Ninth Amendment readers who are waiting out the Alaska winter?
     Or perhaps folks who would like Arizona drivers' licenses that expire only once about every quarter century so readers can drive until they are around 112 years old. Just be sure to get your car registered in Texas as it costs usually well under $100 a year in Texas Liar Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's "business and pollution state" and (we are told) can be registered under a trust in Texas or most states which therefore does not reveal the actual owner's name. THIS IS NOT INTENDED NOR OFFERED AS LEGAL ADVICE. READERS PLEASE GET PROFESSIONAL LEGAL ADVICE IF INTERESTED.
     The Alaska fact for the day is that Ninth Amendment readers too can be Alaska state residents. Much of the Ninth Amendment staff who has resided in Rabbit, Alaska down the road from Chickaloon, Alaska knows that car registration although not so cheap as Texas includes Alaska's most excellent "The Frontier State" license plate or other plates including the United States' winning national license plate of gold miners climbing the Chilkoot Pass by our dear friend the outstanding artist Kathy Sarns.
       Simply by living in the State of Alaska for six months plus one day annually one becomes an Alaska resident who then starting after the following year (of paying no state income tax) receives their share each Fall of about $2,000 interest from the Alaska Permanent Fund for every man, woman and child resident. Free 40 acre "homesteads" alas are a thing of the past unless perhaps one is willing to commit to several years in very remote area without roads and accessed only by foot, snow machine, helicopter, or airplane.
     Now for the much awaited hidden fact for the day. Readers can in most places easily get free internet high-speed service (provided of course that it is meant to be free) simply by plugging a router adapter manufactured by companies such as 2Wire and Linksys into the (higher-speed) USB port in readers' computers (located in the front of most desktops), downloading some wireless software from any router and scanning for unencrypted WIFI signals or by using VPN or Google's Bay Area encryption wireless technology although distribution is limited.
     The Ninth Amendment does not purport to be "techies" of any type, but luckily we have found by plugging simple phrases into a search engine such as Google, say "weak WIFI signal", readers should find all the answers they need to most any  question. (Such as "How do I make my semi Automatic Kalashnikov 1947 into a fully ...?" or "How does the CIA make bug drones? How do I make one?". Readers get the picture . Back to free internet, the cheapest place we have found to buy adapters? Goodwill- about $5. (Color televisions - about $2, but remember you must "Kill your television").
     Readers must be careful as with unencrypted signals sensitive personal information should not be sent over wireless internet -- also hackers set up "FREE" WIFI hotspots with an intermediary passive computer to pick up unwary readers' sensitive information such as bank account, credit card, password information, etc.
     It seems to be more or less like with the Feds and phones. The Feds and States thanks to historical Supreme Court precedent today only still need search warrants for corded telephone tapping. The Supreme Court has been only too happy to allow the State or anyone with money to spend at Radio Shack to listen in all it wants WITH NO WARRANT on anyone else's cell phone, portable phone, and so on. And most recently the Court has even eaten away at the corded telephone conversation protection, allowing "roving" taps as the Court just drools (literally, like Mr. Justice Thomas sleeping on his bare mattress with his huge stack of Playboys) at the chance to do away with the requirement of "probable cause" altogether.

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO THE MEMORY OF ABBIE HOFFMAN
                                             AND TO THE DIGGERS
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