Tuesday, 7 October 2011, LANGLEY, VIRGINIA, CIA HEADQUARTERS (UPDATED) - The Ninth Amendment undercover schoolbus (without seatbelts just like the ones for readers' children) painted in camouflage psychedelic colors and a destination sign that read "MUCH FURTHER" rolled into the George Bush Center for Intelligent Assassinations (CIA) just about lunchtime. No one seemed to be around at the open gate and unoccupied gatehouse at the public entrance, but unlike the Taliban in Afghanistan the editorial staff thought it best just to browse the nearby gift shop until someone waved in the Ninth Amendment in case we had to take a really long tour or something.
The Ninth Amendment was able however to get a neat postcard of the drive-in gate from the nearby gift shop although there were no bug drones for sale. The Ninth Amendment here provides to readers their free souvenir postcard and/or readers also may use a changed link as of 30 July 2017 to access the image of the CIA gatehouse area directly (although the lane lines now appear to be painted less crooked than before) at:
http://mw2.google.com/mw-panoramio/photos/medium/54277540.jpg
(unattributed/undated) Reference "Area 51 Spy" not at location comonly known as "Area 51"
The Ninth Amendment as always wishes to remind readers not to break any rules by READING UNLIMITED FREE DIGITAL CONTENT OF THE NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". Well sorry to disappoint but it is probably time to move on until some other occupiests show up as readers may understand.
P.S. we would avoid planning large meals from the CIA gift shop as a lot of the snacks for sale appeared with all due respect to be "junk food". Remember the "junk food insanity defense" for Twinkies was what in 1978 got former San Francisco Supervisor and former police officer Dan White off from premeditated murder charges after he killed San Francisco Mayor George Moscone for not giving White his job back, and then White went and killed Supervisor Harvey Milk too with his former police service revolver which he had loaded at home and snuck into San Francisco City Hall through an unlocked downstairs window.
Dan White later shot himself in his garage in San Francisco after serving a couple years for manslaughter. Maybe the CIA is working on the "junk food defense" too, just in case.
Copyright Martin P. 2011-2017 All World Rights Expressly Reserved (no claim to image)
The Ninth Amendment was able however to get a neat postcard of the drive-in gate from the nearby gift shop although there were no bug drones for sale. The Ninth Amendment here provides to readers their free souvenir postcard and/or readers also may use a changed link as of 30 July 2017 to access the image of the CIA gatehouse area directly (although the lane lines now appear to be painted less crooked than before) at:
http://mw2.google.com/mw-panoramio/photos/medium/54277540.jpg
The Ninth Amendment as always wishes to remind readers not to break any rules by READING UNLIMITED FREE DIGITAL CONTENT OF THE NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". Well sorry to disappoint but it is probably time to move on until some other occupiests show up as readers may understand.
P.S. we would avoid planning large meals from the CIA gift shop as a lot of the snacks for sale appeared with all due respect to be "junk food". Remember the "junk food insanity defense" for Twinkies was what in 1978 got former San Francisco Supervisor and former police officer Dan White off from premeditated murder charges after he killed San Francisco Mayor George Moscone for not giving White his job back, and then White went and killed Supervisor Harvey Milk too with his former police service revolver which he had loaded at home and snuck into San Francisco City Hall through an unlocked downstairs window.
Dan White later shot himself in his garage in San Francisco after serving a couple years for manslaughter. Maybe the CIA is working on the "junk food defense" too, just in case.
Copyright Martin P. 2011-2017 All World Rights Expressly Reserved (no claim to image)
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