23 October 2012

Romney Predicted to Lose Home State By Wider Margin Than Any Presidential Candidate In History

     Tuesday, 23 October 2012, BOSTON, MASSACHUSETTS - "Richboy" Romney reportedly trails President Obama in poll projections even in Romney's home state of Massachusetts by more points than any other Presidential candidate in history. The Ninth Amendment's recently absent fact of the day feature returns here with the foregoing observation regarding Minkmtten "Richboy" Romney highlighting a very simple truth regarding the man who apparently has been most loved only by his mother, and in the unforgettable words of B.B. King, "she might have been lying too".
     The most telling unavoidable plain truth is that nobody really cares for "Richboy" Romney least of all the Massachusetts voters who once elected him to office as Governor of that state, ironically birthplace of the American Revolution AGAINST all that Romney represents. Well it certainly appears they will not be voting Romney ever again into any kind of statewide or national (if they can help it) office. Played once for fools, here is one group of Americans which obviously has learned the hard way what Romney really represents, and it is certainly nothing that is going to do the "person on the street" any good whatsoever.
     The Ninth Amendment reminds readers to avoid READING UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES' DIGITAL CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING" NOR BY MORE RECENT EASILY SEARCHED TIMES' PAYWALL AVOIDANCE TECHNIQUES SUCH AS DELETING NEARLY ALL OF THE URL LINE (ADDRESS BAR FOUND AT TOP OF PAGE) WHEN READING TIMES' DIGITAL CONTENT.
     Finally speaking of voters learning not to vote against their own interests the Ninth Amendment below reproduces verbatim its comment languishing heretofore in draft form as inspired by New York Times(s) articles and commentary reporting "Richboy" Romney's unveiling around the time of the first Presidential debate his clearly well-thought-out version of "Romneycare" to be administered apparently in hospital emergency rooms until such time as "stabilized" patients without health insurance or other ready payment could be tossed out on the streets, including of course the erstwhile candidate's assurance that such patients of course would have universally accessible care for "pre-existing conditions" (such as for example Romney's own insatiable greed and absolute heartlessness concerning the well-being of humanity).

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The publishers and editorial staff of the Ninth Amendment at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com must agree with Governor Romney that he is living proof that his local emergency room does a bang-up job of providing him and his loved ones with all their necessary health care right there in the lobby, which is why the Ninth Amendment provides our staff with no health insurance (no, not really, please!'") either but encourages them and their families to take a bus to the same one where the Governor (and Big Bird) have all their health care provided. The only recurrent returning condition we have found is that they return without any of the parts of their brains that once governed pre-Republican things once known as such ethereal concepts as ethics, morality and "telling the truth" which apparently have come to be recognized by Romney's ruling one per cent as vestigial tissue (like the appendix and webbed toes) which may safely be ignored or just removed when declaring a patient stabilized, all pre-existing conditions addressed, and rolling them out the door. All the other rooms at the hospitals are just for sending out the bills and threatening letters, counting the money, and contacting the credit bureaus regarding delinquent patients. That is why we require our staff using this excellent system to lie about their names and switch digits on their birthday and social security number ( social security itself just another antiquated unnecessary system) before we fire them when they return to work since they no longer tell the truth about getting it done, or anything else.

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