San Francisco Mayor Ed Lyin' Lee above in an rare serious lapse of concentrated confusion tries as when he misremembered when he decided to devote his mayoral years to bringing down San Francisco's Sheriff Ross Miramaki for grabbing his wife's arm. To the left Mayor Ed Lyin' Lee laughs reportedly in happier times as he did when announcing that San Francisco's street parking regulations now reached over 1,000 pages (later upheld and determined to be "roughly as incomprehensible as the Patriot Act and the Americans With Disabilities Acts randomly combined, as apparently planned."
Mayor Lee largely viewed as a protege of former California Assembly Speaker and after being booted with his two years up elected San Francisco mayor and avid preservationist Willie "Well At Least I Got Another Job" Brown, Lee has been revered by the population of San Francisco as an innocuous tool of big business and poorly disguised high-cost residential development through giveaways to such needy companies as Twitter augmented by property and payroll tax breaks while the "world's easiest city to run" goes broke amidst swirling piles of garbage and homeless encampments despite the fact that with the constant huge influx of tourist dollars and foreign money alone a monkey could run San Francisco at a surplus.
Meanwhile as Friday, 8 February 2013 wears on City Hall sits in silent denial of the latest resurfacing of the Lee Perjury Bomb Scare Conspiracy. Most recent reports of a restive population particularly in the wake of the '49s Super Bowl loss has been flamed by a flood of news reports suggesting that the recent breaking news of the renewed focus on Lee's perjury of last summer and subsequent botched cover-up have spawned the rapid circulation by Chang.org of a petition rapidly gathering signatures calling for the recall of the apparently criminally perjurious mayor with that being perhaps just the beginning.
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