25 May 2014

Pro-Abbott Wendy Davis Texas Governor Candidate's Head On Decapitated "Abortion Barbie" Posters Babies Scissored From Abdomen Denied By GOP Woman-Hater "Texas Women Are 'Hoes'" A.G. Gregg "Payday" aka "Dark Money" Abbott

       Sunday, 25 May 2014, AUSTIN - The editorial board of the Ninth Amendment has resolved to and hereby does take the bait and reproduce and distribute far and wide to its select worldwide readership considering its readers' obvious sophistication who are known to prefer to see direct evidence themselves and draw their own conclusions rather than have the facts "restated" and "explained" to them the to be charitable "post-modernist" depiction of Texas Democratic state senator Wendy Davis opposing Texas GOP Moron Attorney General Gregg "Payday" aka "Dark Money" Abbott in the upcoming Texas gubernatorial election (occasional use of longer than one syllable words especially in a series tends to throw the bad guy hacks-for-hire off their stride such as the ones for whom "spellcheck" is the approximate equivalent of the Oxford English Dictionary, i.e. most of them) reportedly these past days posted in strategic Los Angeles locations where Wendy Davis was was planning a visit.
       Surprisingly Abbott's campaign whose first secretly-connected PAC was named "Boats 'n Hoes" to make Texas Attorney General "Payday" aka "Dark Money" Abbott's opinion of his female opponent and all Texas women unambiguous in case anybody was confused on that issue reportedly has denied any connection whatsoever to the extremely mysterious appearance of the postings. Presumably the Attorney General would refrain either from personally, having at his direction, conspiring or with knowledge aforethought or after the fact in any way be involved with an illegal activity (unlike present Texas Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry) such as posting this arguably offensive and somewhat unprofessional material on public property where it would be plainly visible to persons such as schoolchildren, churchgoers, Republican dark money "donors", payday and title loan store, and short-term loan bank owners and so on.
       Later reports are rumored to have been circulated by Abbott's campaign that allegations connecting Texas' highest elected legal official Abbott to the postings in public communications sent out earlier from Ms. Davis' campaign headquarters such as that below are blatant unfounded lies with Abbott's campaign instead pointing the finger at a reported confession by what has been described as a possibly elderly senile demented unwell Texas woman who commissioned the postings by a Los Angeles street artist for personal reasons.
       In any case readers fortunate enough to come upon an original posting may wish to hang on to it as a "limited" edition one day having potential historical and/or monetary value as a curious artifact encapsulating the degree of sophistication of Texas 21st century politics. Failing that persons who anticipate one day facing the death penalty in Texas may be able to have their counsel hand it to the Court as a work commissioned by them and parlay their sentence from one of death to one of life in a Texas institution for the criminally insane should they find the prospect of spending the rest of theirs presumably in the company of many of the state's former political players preferable.

Martin,

This actually just happened:

Desperate Greg Abbott allies plastered ridiculously offensive posters on phone booths and bus stops that depict Wendy Davis as an "Abortion Barbie."

Yes, you read that correctly. We’re actually talking about posters with Wendy's head on a Barbie doll's body and a plastic baby coming out of the stomach.

If you're as disgusted as we are by personal attacks like these, you can help Wendy fight back with a contribution of $5 or more right now.

Whether it's paying the women in his office less than men for doing the same work or campaigning with an admitted sexual predator, it seems that Greg Abbott can't let a week go by without showing how out of touch he is with women.

But just when we thought we'd seen it all, Greg Abbott and his insider friends have reached a new low.

And here’s why: They know that Wendy has spent her career fighting for all Texans – and Greg Abbott can’t say the same thing.

So to distract voters from Abbott's real record, his backers are turning to extreme tactics like the disgusting display we just saw.

And we have to do everything we can to fight back. Please join our grassroots team with a contribution of $5 or more today.

There's no better way to respond to attacks like these than to get organized and elect a governor who will fight for all of us. Thank you for being a part of the team that is doing just that.

Zac Petkanas
Communications Director
Wendy R. Davis for Governor, Inc.
Pol. adv. paid for by Wendy R. Davis for Governor, Inc.
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