15 May 2014

Texas Republican Corrupt Scandals Growing Idiot Governor Perry "Overnight" Disguise Change Real Cowboy To Graying Academic

       Thursday, 15 May 2014, AUSTIN - True whereabouts unknown amidst the tightening noose of Texas Republican officials' corruption disclosures Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's latest handlers released suddenly doctored photos portraying the "new" unrecognizable bespectacled lame-duck apparently to evoke the appearance of some sort of academic presumably to distance himself from decades of his sordid past or facilitate his escape from the United States should that become necessary.
       Meanwhile the "brain-dead still standing" Perry's latest handlers ghost-penned a letter allegedly signed with the Texas Governor's tell-tale rubber stamp "X" signature in which he supposedly urged U-T regents not to raise out-of-state tuition while urging nothing regarding their plan to drop at two U-T campuses degree programs from 168 to 137, at which rate there in five years would be no degree programs whatsoever remaining at the two institutions.
       Happily for Republican sycophants unable to secure high-paying do-nothing sweetheart appointments paid for by the sweat and blood of true hard-working Texans instead of being forced back to the mercy of unemployment and other social programs they have slashed, in the wake of widespread Democratic victories this fall in the Lone Star state these corrupt Republican parasites may be able to lock in high-paying "academic" positions for which they are manifestly unsuited but presumably difficult to remove.
       Given that the editorial board of the Ninth Amendment after years of careful observation of the uniformly horrible policy, mean-spirited actions of Texas Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry paid for by a handful of "dark money" so-called "donors" such as those now bankrolling Moron Republican AG Gregg Abbott hopeful for Texas' next corrupt Republican Governor contrary to the well-being of all true honest hard-working citizens of the Lone Star state, the Ninth Amendment deems the facially benevolent screed penned on behalf of Perry urging against U-T tuition hikes to be as about as genuine as a prediction that the Triple Crown could be won by a dead horse.

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