01 August 2014

Google Blogger Sites Suffer Grossly Worsening "Up To The Minute" Statistical Reporting Performance In Recent Months Making Such Representations Used To Lure New Google "Bloggers" Untrue

        Friday, 1 August 2014, MOUNTAIN "OF CASH" VIEW - One need say no more than repeat the false promise used by Google to lure what are now reportedly in the millions of "bloggers" stolen away from many other competitors which have grown up and thrived offering free blogs probably now in the hundreds of thousands by most every Google-style competitor with easily superior service to the notoriously unresponsive Google computer cash giant featuring basically non-existent "customer service" unless one happens to be calling from the CIA front office. Instead Google cleverly lets its customer hash it out among themselves as they increasingly release programs with bugs and bring all manner of "products" to market with clearly acknowledged "known issues" that hopefully Google's millions of customers will sort out for them so they will not have to lift a finger or spend a dime fixing them. Imagine how happy you would be if you were to purchase your new Cadillac with a hidden laundry list of "known issues" bound to pop up at any time and then given other customers' phone numbers to "try to work them out" even after free placement in your new "circle of goddamn friends I do not want". How jolly!
       The fraudulent phrase that this Ninth Amendment log has come particularly to take issue with is that after establishing our site for well over seven years on the Google "Blogger" program lured from the widely recognized quality of the likes of for example competitor Wordpress' and now so many other free blogging services the Google false clarion call remains that Google the Great is particularly desirable to bloggers for "Google's up-to-the-minute stats!" Clearly Google recognizes stats importance in recruiting most profitable bloggers and those bloggers maintaining their sites to the best standards better, and for counting all that cash.
       But sad to say after perhaps one hundred plus "feedback explanations" with "screenshots" sent dutifully from this publisher to Google we have in several months growing on years now heard NOTHING AT ALL back from Google other than steadily declining service and less and less reliable statistics to the point they are laughable. 270 pageviews one day -- then maybe a half dozen in the following ten hours. We KNOW we have the pageviews, but when they do not show up with Google statistics we also KNOW we do not have a cent of our earned money from Google's advertising program or all the supposed value of that expertise.
       GOOGLE - We are too busy working for the NSA and CIA now. We will NEVER get to you, even if you buy our product which we will be happy to sell you rife with "known issues". What, did we miss something, did Google somehow get a pass from reality but a very large bucket of gold at the end of the rainbow? If only we went to M.I.T. we too might have been clever enough to come up with a name of the times just perfect based on our sheltered level of maturity: "GOO-GOO". Oh scrap that we have a perfect fit for the best new corporate name: "Known Issues".

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