28 August 2014

Facing 99 Years Indicted Texas Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry Grins In Booking Mugshot As GQ Opportunity Then Returns To Perpetual Vacation An Excellent Example To All Defendants That The Criminal Justice System Is To Be Treated As A Joke

       Thursday, 28 August 2014, AUSTIN, TX - Following his indictment on two felony counts that could land him 99 years in prison unlike the previously reported New York Times editorial trying to appear non-partisan on the matter given the publicly known facts of Perry shutting down funding for the State's Public Integrity Unit (which just happened to cripple its investigation of Perry's pet "cancer" charity headed by Perry's crony and had been under criminal investigation by the Public Integrity Unit after another official there last year was indicted for irregularities concerning an $11 million grant for cancer research) conservative hypocrites instead have taken the opportunity to celebrate Texas Indicted Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's "celebrity" mugshot as reason to completely brush off the charges handed down by a Texas grand jury instead attempting to divert attention to what a self-assured defendant Perry makes briefly scoffing at the felony charges in his no-doubt new taxpayer paid-for get-up of nice suit and of course new de riguer eyeglasses which suddenly appeared following his legendary 2012 Republican National Debate appearance in which after nearly a one-minute silent lapse he spoke just seconds before 911 was to be called for "brain dead still standing".
       If Perry were permitted to carry his fearsome laser-sighted coyote-killing six-shooter for his mugshot due to his demonstrated prowess at defending either himself and others or his dog depending on which one of his conflicting accounts one might choose to believe (and because he is Governor) it is not apparent in his bemused mugshot. Moreover the apparently deep significance of Indicted Governor Perry's strategic "whatever" attitude in his brief public response to his indictment also implicitly demonstrated contempt not only for the grand jury but the entire criminal justice system under which it serves dismissing basically as absurd its indictment handed down.
       In case anyone missed the claimed intended point it was reinforced as the apparent focus of countless pundits who in other circumstances might not endorse such a generous laissez-faire attitude on the part of criminal defendants looking at 99 years in prison regardless of whether they believed they had committed a crime or not. And in case anyone was especially slow on the pickup or had trouble reading the charges for comprehension once again the mysterious "Sabo" conservative "Los Angeles street artist" came to the rescue with his easily comprehended Mad Magazine-like portrayal of Indicted Perry's mugshot with the "looking good" debonair of a man without a care (or brain) in the world.
       Sabo re-surfaces here after his last well-publicized "Abortion Barbie" posters which depicted a woman with the face of Texas GOP Woman-Hater Greg "Payday" Abbott's opponent Wendy Davis in this year's Texas governor's race when she was in town with her abdomen scissored open and white and colored babies falling out of her to the ground and plastered on public fixtures like bus shelters just where persons such as young children could see them. "Sabo" in the case here of the Indicted Perry "Looking Good" picture had "no comment" on whether the Indicted Perry mugshot attempted enhancement from idiot to carefree idiot with eyeglasses had been commissioned.
       The Ninth Amendment does have the strong suspicion that given the timing of the appearance of Sabo's doings as described above that apart from his stated intention of . . . sorry Sabo no free advertising for you. . . he either is on the GOP's indirect payroll (by the taxpayers of Texas like everything else Indicted Perry does) or in any case Perry and Abbott get a quantity discount on this deal. Meanwhile when not commissioning gruesome true to his amply demonstrated woman-hating pathos GOP A.G. Greg "The General" Abbott can do "positive" TV spots where he is vouched for by his mother-in-law (only woman he could get) with reference to church-going as his more-or-less only interest although it is not specified if women are permitted at his church.
       Meanwhile Wendy Davis can be portrayed as a "negative campaigner" for her spot recounting GOP Abbott "The General"'s lonely judgment that an employer bore no legal responsibility for failing to warn that the door-to-door salesman it employed to enter people's homes was a registered sex offender even after the employee then raped and murdered a wife expecting to be shown a vacuum.
       Will the devil-may-care message by Indicted Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry helpfully communicated to criminal defendants throughout the state and nation carry over through his trial for a crime carrying a 99-year sentence with that "image of success" grin in the face of the judicial process with nary a care but when his next vacation will be?  Such generally is understood not to be the most advisable image to convey to a Court especially if one cannot cut off all its funding should it appear that things are headed in the wrong direction. Such circumstances may require a change in strategy in attempts to manipulate the court of public opinion which ultimately should not be the one holding the gavel.      

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