25 March 2015

Out-Of-Control Drunken Congress Capitol Holiday Parties Cited By Police

       Wednesday, 25 March 2015, WASHINGTON, D.C. - Capitol Police have contacted the Republican-controlled Congress telling its members to control wild drunken parties hosted by lawmakers and staff on Memorial Day and the 4th of July to watch fireworks from the Capitol building west front. The details of a letter sent by the Capitol Police provide apparent further proof that the Republican-controlled Congress is "functioning" at the level of college fraternities such as those recently in the national spotlight for idiotic criminally outrageous acts and abuses during a period of life intended to require serious work.
       The Capitol Police cited not only major risks of unruly overflowing crowds in the Capitol building where there have been injuries from slips and falls caused by "excessive drinking" but also the near falling from a Capitol balcony of an unidentified drunken partier. Moreover the Capitol Police found it necessary to inform the GOP-controlled Congress that unmanageable wild parties which pack the Capitol building with many unidentified persons bringing in coolers of alcohol and potentially other deadly liquids posed a serious security risk to all which presumably could lead to a national security disaster drawfing the danger of a drunk partier falling off a balcony.
       Readers interested in more information can go to the Washington Post article linked to below providing more details of the story broken by and currently also being reported on CNN.


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