08 May 2015

President Obama Signs Executive Order Removing Texas From Nation

     Friday, 8 May 2015, WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama today signed an Executive Order removing Texas from the United States in order to quell fears of Corrupt Texas GOP Governor Greg "Payoff" Abbott and others that the Pentagon was planning an armed takeover of the Lone Star state rumored to include the transportation by train of prisoners to empty west Texas Walmarts converted to federal prisons. Readers interested in more information can go to the bottom link below to an article reporting that U.S. Senator Rand Paul (R-Kentucky) last week said that he would look into a "planned takeover of the Southwest".

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Obama Signs Executive Order Removing Texas from Nation
WASHINGTON - In an effort to calm Texans’ fears about a rumored Pentagon takeover of their state, President Obama today signed an executive order removing Texas from the nation. While the President's order is expected to face a thicket of legal challenges, an instant poll suggested it was wildly popular, garnering the support of eighty-nine percent of the American people. The harshest criticism of the President's action came from those who expressed chagrin that he did not choose Arkansas or Alabama, while others warned of a new immigration crisis, as refugees pour into the United States from Austin. More: http://nyr.kr/1jTdlr4

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