Sunday, 26 August 2012, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - The Ninth Amendment reminds readers to avoid reading FREE UNLIMITED CONTENT FROM THE DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY BY BYPASSING THE TIMES "CADILLAC' PAYWALL USING READERS' FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS SET TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". Furthermore in a Public Safety Announcement New Yorkers and those who may find themselves vacationing or traveling with armed New York Police Department (NYPD) officers are cautioned whenever possible to "stay low" and "duck and cover".
The NYPD in a growing trend for which it has suffered virtually no legal consequences as it reportedly ramps up practice for the next round of "Occupy"on Friday shot nine innocent civilians standing around in the street. The "thin blue line" let loose a fusillade of armor-piercing lead and rocket-propelled grenades outside the world famous Empire State Building shooting at a suspect by whom none of them had been hit and killing the suspect at least seven times over. The Empire State Building for readers new to major American landmarks formerly was the world's tallest building once surviving with relatively minor damage a direct hit by an errant American bomber that made a navigation error while flying in bad weather.
Apparently flying blind in fog without instrumentation is considered an aviation no-no over a city such as New York which generally has been known at least since the dawn of peopled flight to have rather tall buildings. This unfortunate incident allegedly was overlooked by the architects of the World Trade Center decades later according to reliable sources such as the Bush the "little shrub" Administration thus leading at least in part to the tragic vulnerabilities principally of Towers I and II on 11 September 2001. This is no source of humor, and Americans shall never forget the horrible events of that tragic day, our thoughts and prayers forever with those lost and their loved ones.
As for this past Friday the NYPD from initial reports showed no similarly honorable behavior instead itself terrorizing New Yorkers in a free display of the power it now can wield with handguns that shoot many more rounds much more rapidly than former weapons with which it routinely was entrusted but no longer with any concomitant need for target practice. The patrol guide, the Department’s manual, states that officers should not fire their weapons when, “in their professional judgment, doing so will unnecessarily endanger innocent persons". Knowledgeable NYPD superiors held up Friday's civilian carnival shoot as a perfect example of this policy of "professional judgment" in practice.
Interested New York readers may wish to consider lightweight Kevlar (trademark DuPont) workwear knowing that NYPD officers today boast a dismal record of hitting the correct target in only 34 per cent of police shootings. Who gets hit by the other 66 per cent of bullets is anyone's guess. Rumors exclusive to the Ninth Amendment network suggest that future public NYPD "firepower" demonstrations will be held at other famous NYC landmarks at surprise times not to be announced (as already occurred in the past such as when officers shot an elderly man attempting to help a woman save the life of her baby whom officers apparently mistakenly shot to death).
New Jersey officials were quick to maintain to the NYPD that the Statue of Liberty actually although in New York Harbor is on an island, Liberty Island, often mistakenly thought to be in New Jersey. New Jersey reportedly since the 1960's has been more reticent about unfavorable law enforcement publicity since the seminal Bob Dylan ballad and Denzel Washington movie about "Hurricane" Rubin Carter who could have been "Champion of the World" had he not been railroaded into a life sentence for a crime he was known not to commit. Mr. Carter's personal tragedy however was not known to have involved the reckless near massacre of New Jersey residents by gunfire by local New Jersey police.
Meanwhile our exclusive sources in "tent city" report the NYPD's decline of an offer of a detour to help the NYPD by Maricopa County, Arizona Sheriff Arpaio and his volunteer posse (who last were thought to be headed for Washington, D.C. to execute some kind of warrant on President Obama in the spirit of New Orleans District Attorney Jim Garrison's New Orleans Parish prosecution for the assassination of President John F. Kennedy generally believed to have taken place in Dallas, Texas). The patriotic Sheriff subject of multiple ongoing federal investigations volunteered allegedly also to make a stop in NYC to help set up "tent cities" in landfills and other underused real estate.
Our Century City, California bureau reports that this offer to date cannot be linked to the Sheriff's reported attempt to sell a sequel to the M*A*S*H franchise called M*P*S*H ("Mobile Police Surgical Hospital") co-created by United States Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia to be set in Sheriff Arpaio's Scottsdale, Arizona backyard.
Meanwhile the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) engaged in a vicious turf war with at least thirteen other "national security" agencies at the "black ops trough" reportedly pitched for authority itself to take over policing Manhattan. The CIA claims its drones usually only "hit a few more extra civilians" than NYPD police actions, that it was more practiced at plausible deniability and training manual drafting, as well as the destruction of evidence and perpetuation of permanent employment.
Accolades also to expected new Ninth Amendment IT expert "Big Big Joe" who impressed headquarters and global bureaus alike using only his wife's blowdryer quickly to repair a major log secure server facility in a matter of seconds in a trick learned from the United States Government and demonstrate that technology still can be used for peaceful purposes plus allow the log to maintain is rigorous although perhaps oblique publication schedule. No the Ninth Amendment's computer servers are not Apple equipment and never will be (trademark Apple computer) following disclosures to be considered in future posts.
Copyright 2012 Big M All World Rights Expressly Reserved
The NYPD in a growing trend for which it has suffered virtually no legal consequences as it reportedly ramps up practice for the next round of "Occupy"on Friday shot nine innocent civilians standing around in the street. The "thin blue line" let loose a fusillade of armor-piercing lead and rocket-propelled grenades outside the world famous Empire State Building shooting at a suspect by whom none of them had been hit and killing the suspect at least seven times over. The Empire State Building for readers new to major American landmarks formerly was the world's tallest building once surviving with relatively minor damage a direct hit by an errant American bomber that made a navigation error while flying in bad weather.
Apparently flying blind in fog without instrumentation is considered an aviation no-no over a city such as New York which generally has been known at least since the dawn of peopled flight to have rather tall buildings. This unfortunate incident allegedly was overlooked by the architects of the World Trade Center decades later according to reliable sources such as the Bush the "little shrub" Administration thus leading at least in part to the tragic vulnerabilities principally of Towers I and II on 11 September 2001. This is no source of humor, and Americans shall never forget the horrible events of that tragic day, our thoughts and prayers forever with those lost and their loved ones.
As for this past Friday the NYPD from initial reports showed no similarly honorable behavior instead itself terrorizing New Yorkers in a free display of the power it now can wield with handguns that shoot many more rounds much more rapidly than former weapons with which it routinely was entrusted but no longer with any concomitant need for target practice. The patrol guide, the Department’s manual, states that officers should not fire their weapons when, “in their professional judgment, doing so will unnecessarily endanger innocent persons". Knowledgeable NYPD superiors held up Friday's civilian carnival shoot as a perfect example of this policy of "professional judgment" in practice.
Interested New York readers may wish to consider lightweight Kevlar (trademark DuPont) workwear knowing that NYPD officers today boast a dismal record of hitting the correct target in only 34 per cent of police shootings. Who gets hit by the other 66 per cent of bullets is anyone's guess. Rumors exclusive to the Ninth Amendment network suggest that future public NYPD "firepower" demonstrations will be held at other famous NYC landmarks at surprise times not to be announced (as already occurred in the past such as when officers shot an elderly man attempting to help a woman save the life of her baby whom officers apparently mistakenly shot to death).
New Jersey officials were quick to maintain to the NYPD that the Statue of Liberty actually although in New York Harbor is on an island, Liberty Island, often mistakenly thought to be in New Jersey. New Jersey reportedly since the 1960's has been more reticent about unfavorable law enforcement publicity since the seminal Bob Dylan ballad and Denzel Washington movie about "Hurricane" Rubin Carter who could have been "Champion of the World" had he not been railroaded into a life sentence for a crime he was known not to commit. Mr. Carter's personal tragedy however was not known to have involved the reckless near massacre of New Jersey residents by gunfire by local New Jersey police.
Meanwhile our exclusive sources in "tent city" report the NYPD's decline of an offer of a detour to help the NYPD by Maricopa County, Arizona Sheriff Arpaio and his volunteer posse (who last were thought to be headed for Washington, D.C. to execute some kind of warrant on President Obama in the spirit of New Orleans District Attorney Jim Garrison's New Orleans Parish prosecution for the assassination of President John F. Kennedy generally believed to have taken place in Dallas, Texas). The patriotic Sheriff subject of multiple ongoing federal investigations volunteered allegedly also to make a stop in NYC to help set up "tent cities" in landfills and other underused real estate.
Our Century City, California bureau reports that this offer to date cannot be linked to the Sheriff's reported attempt to sell a sequel to the M*A*S*H franchise called M*P*S*H ("Mobile Police Surgical Hospital") co-created by United States Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia to be set in Sheriff Arpaio's Scottsdale, Arizona backyard.
Meanwhile the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) engaged in a vicious turf war with at least thirteen other "national security" agencies at the "black ops trough" reportedly pitched for authority itself to take over policing Manhattan. The CIA claims its drones usually only "hit a few more extra civilians" than NYPD police actions, that it was more practiced at plausible deniability and training manual drafting, as well as the destruction of evidence and perpetuation of permanent employment.
Accolades also to expected new Ninth Amendment IT expert "Big Big Joe" who impressed headquarters and global bureaus alike using only his wife's blowdryer quickly to repair a major log secure server facility in a matter of seconds in a trick learned from the United States Government and demonstrate that technology still can be used for peaceful purposes plus allow the log to maintain is rigorous although perhaps oblique publication schedule. No the Ninth Amendment's computer servers are not Apple equipment and never will be (trademark Apple computer) following disclosures to be considered in future posts.
Copyright 2012 Big M All World Rights Expressly Reserved
