MORE BREAKING NEWS - Texas Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry Plants BS "Lack of Sleep" and "Leg and Foot Hurt" Story Attempting Damage Control By "Worst Campaigner/Candidate in American Political History"

     Sunday, 23 September 2012, AUSTIN- The editorial staff and global bureaus of the Ninth Amendment are pleased to announce that the New York Times in its recital of Texas Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry's latest news comes from a new free source of Texas news -- texastribune.com provided the Times had the commonsense to thoroughly vet its source before recommending it. Readers are reminded to avoid READING FREE NEW YORK TIMES CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". Some recent experience indicates that should this technique no longer reliably work and interrupt reading of the Times that the Times "Cadillac" paywall can also be and of course as always should never be easily circumvented in numerous other ways mostly basically involving deleting the URL (top address bar line leave only a character or few). The Ninth Amendment of course will inform loyal readers as necessary what exactly is necessary should readers not wish to search "bypass New York Times paywall" themselves to study this subject for purely intellectual reasons.
     Perry's now released excuse for his abysmal Presidential campaign performance was "lack of sleep" and a "leg that hurt" in which he plummeted reportedly from first place to last place in less than six months upon entering the race after again having won the Texas governorship for about the firfh time with the quickly broken promise not to run for President in a campaign funded as usual by a handful of out-of-state interests who profited enormously from doing dirty and polluting business in nearby Texas where Federal air control laws were completely unenforced. Texas' air is the dirtiest in the nation. Perry was sworn in for his most recent marathon term as Texas Governor while as usual out of state in New York with his wife and enormously expensive "security detail" to drum up tourism for Texas as he does often in Japan. (Perry's enormous security detail a few years back was unable to stop a coyote who Perry shot himself with a six-shooter kept in the back of his jogging shorts, thus becoming the first North American person ever to have been attacked by a coyote and furthermore killing it which he later re-stated was to "protect his dog".)
     A review of past posts in this Ninth Amendment log readily reveals that lifelong financial loser Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry made any personal wealth from sweetheart deals mostly in an exclusive Texas rich community at the Bay of "Pigs", Texas where he presumably will go into exile at some point when he no longer is capable of putting any English words together. Perry's horrible record stretches back throughout the continuous time he has served as Governor after being Lieutenant Governor after former Texas moron Governor George "little shrub" Bush who as is known went on to become "President" by losing the popular and electoral votes to former Vice President Al Gore, in which position "little shrub" Bush now still believed to be in crack rehab nearly destroyed the United States with an unprecedented eight years of exclusively wrong and dangerous decisions.
     President Obama as is known has had to spend nearly his entire first Presidency term undoing the horrible mess in which "little shrub" Bush left the United States in disaster at home and hated abroad. Unfortunately Drone Murderer Obama with henchman Attorney General Eric ("like my Hitler mustache?") Holder has made a habit of making permanent most of the clearly unconstitutional acts of the Bush Administration which at least contained sunset provisions.
     Now back briefly to poor "sleep-deprived" and "my leg hurt, and, oh yeah, my foot, too" Perry. It is common knowledge that throughout his failure to follow in the footsteps of "little shrub" crackhead Bush and completely drive the United States to ruin that upon Perry stepping into Bush's restraining shoes as Texas Governor both made it plain that they hated each other's guts. Readers below are provided with the direct link to the Texas Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry excuse article in the Times. After several years preceding the Presidential election of documenting Perry destroy Texas (as a quick search of past posts here with the sidebar "search function" will reveal) he has never made an intelligent statement or decision including his frequent ignored threats to "secede" from the United States. (Go ahead become Mexico's northernmost province again. Perry also rejects all federal funding except when he needs it for his puppetmaster business bosses.
     Unfortunately Texas is sharing this legacy through its school system from which an unparalleled number of students drop out before leaving high school so they can become prepared for the worst prison system in the nation which features such attributes as housing more inmates raped by other inmates than any other state and housing prisoners on death row, often put to death as many as two a day frequently not even meriting mention in the Texas media in numbers greater than all the other States combined, the United States, or any other country in the world, although hopefully texastribune.com (if it is not a Perry or related damage control front, why is it a dot-com and not dot-org?) will help remedy that and is available reportedly to hopefully most cautious participation from all.
     Texastribune.com what is the source of your funding, your purpose, your allegiances, affiliates, etc, your purpose, why are you a dot-com and why does the New York Times have nothing more to say about your alleged organization and who reports and writes your news? Why is your first "contribution" to the national media a Perry apology piece? Please disclose all your financial records without limitation under affidavit with penalty of perjury under the laws of the State of Texas and the United States of America? Answer up.
     Finally should one think their way out in Texas is community college in a state with money-starved state colleges and universities, forget it. The quality of the education of Texas students who do get into its lousy community colleges staffed by instructors who could not teach inner-city high school in other states (similar to the quality level of Texas doctors drawn there by laws which make it virtually impossible to sue them for malpractice which we ourselves have experienced) has been brought highly into question as after a couple years nearly half of Texas community college students are thrown out for being unable to read English at an eighth-grade level.
     The Ninth Amendment invites readers to follow the below link to the apparent damage control article of Texas Idiot Governor Rick "Payback" Perry who apart from as some say lost a Presidential campaign in "ten minutes" in a nationally televised debate (later commenting "sometimes you just step in it) was declared on CNN by James Carville after entering the race in a solid first place barely six months before to have been the "worst political campaigner/candidate in American political history"'.
     Perhaps given his penchant for prayer Perry may take a few moments to pray and complain to former President Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Jr. about his "physical problems".


http://www.nytimes.com/2012/09/23/us/how-rick-perry-lost-his-edge-in-bid-to-be-president.html?_r=0

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Pearl Jam Eddie Vedder Jams for Obama, Slams Minkmitten Richboy Romney on Claim 47% Americans "Lazy"

     Saturday, 22 September 2012, SEATTLE - The Ninth Amendment first reminds readers to avoid BYPASSING THE NEW YORK TIMES' "CADILLAC" PAYWALL SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". Recent reports indicate that should this technique no longer work others are readily available apparently mostly involving simply deleting most of the URL (top address line) from reading the Times. More to follow as needed or search "Bypass Times Paywall".
     Seattle rocker Eddie Vedder now the City's paramount band in the wake of the likely murder of Nirvana lead singer Kurt Cobain by wife Courtney Love (see the film "Kurt and Courtney" including interviews with "Il Duce" of the Mentors telling BBC Ms. Love had attempted to hire him to kill Cobain likely later murdered after he earlier had been interviewed on television by Ninth Amendment editorial staff) played at least four songs to raise money for President Obama's re-election campaign. Mr. Vedder related that his career has been made possible by job training he first received far south on the West Coast.
     The training enabled Mr. Vedder to become a security guard, save money for a guitar, amplifier and other equipment and make the bold risky move to join a fledgling band in Seattle. As Mr. Vedder described his Pearl Jam experience "It all worked out". In relaying this Mr. Vedder referred to Minkmitten Richboy Romney's statements caught earlier this year on a microphone he believed off in which Romney stated that 47% of Americans are "lazy". Romney was born rich with a silver spoon up his sphincter.

     The Ninth Amendment however reminds readers that Murderer Obama although perhaps a better choice than Romney had better keep his first campaign promises pretty quick or alienate a lot of voters desperate for relief from total failure George "little shrub" Bush and evil Dick "Pigheart" Cheney.

     President Obama who gives the final go-ahead for drone murders and participated in the new century's formation of lethal surveillance teams has with the aid of fascist Eric Holder (sporting the poor Adolph Hitler  moustache) done more permanent damage to the US Constitution than Bush ever did.

This Post Is Dedicated to the Memory of Kurt Cobain, R.I.P.

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FLY CHEAPEST AIRFARES. Fly Best Prices in the Friendly Skies. Budget Airplane Travel

     Saturday, 22 September 2012, JFK AIRPORT, NEW YORK - Readers are thanked for sticking with the seasoned budget air travelers of the Ninth Amendment as safe yet cheap cheap cheap fares fly us all through the skies of cross-country plane travel with very little wait time as number one on time arrivals and on time air departures take air travelers for business, pleasure, family, vacation packages and more in jets, Airbuses, 747's, 757's, DC-10s and even occasional Space Shuttles all offer convenient and super-cheap plane travel across the United States, Europe, the Far East, and yes cheap cheap cheap budget airfares to Hawaii including Honolulu, Maui, Kauai and even the Big Island.
     Readers remember to avoid bypassing the New York Times paywall for Free Unlimited Times' article reading simply by setting free Firefox browsers to "private browsing". Recent reports indicate that a new technique or techniques may be put in place to avoid this Times' glitch. Preliminary technical articles suggest that should that be the case the paywall again can be easily bypassed including by deleting most of the URL (top) address line when reading an article. More to follow as necessary.
     This vacation business pleasure travel promotion series of posts may or may not represent the end of the Ninth Amendment's experiment with attracting cheap cheap cheap guaranteed lowest airfare advertisements to the margins of posts, assuming there are any with the expected resumption of regular posts here at the Ninth Amendment with deepest apologies from the editorial staff and worldwide global bureaus where airfare is cheapest low-cost lowest prices last minute travel destinations across the continental United States, coasts including New York, Boston, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Seattle tourist specials not to mention the cheap unbeatable fares low low cost airfares to Honolulu, Maui, Kauai and all the Hawaiian Islands.
     Save money travel cheap readers get your passports while they still let you out. The changes come slowly and sometimes not so slowly, but one day we turn and say, "My God, what have they done to my Country, what have they done to my Constitution, why do I have no rights? Because they won a lot more than I thought in 2001". 

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CHEAP AIRFARES! US Pilots Refuse To Fly Latest Generation Of Unfit Multi-Billion Dollar Fighter Jets Bought By U.S. Taxpayers In Program To Enrich "Defense" Contractors Selling U.S. Fighter Jets Which Fail Without Warning

       Friday, 7 September 2012, AREA 51, EDWARDS AIR FORCE BASE, NEVADA - Hello readers and thank you for returning to the Ninth Amendment or visiting here for the first time as the case may be. First our ritual reminder that all should avoid READING UNLIMITED FREE DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING" AND THUS BYPASSING THE TIMES' VERY EXPENSIVE "PAYWALL". Ninth Amendment readers may have been disappointed to conclude that this log has moved on from the world of politics to a more eclectic reporting of news, but please do not be concerned. We remain fully committed to the preservation of what still exists of the United States Constitution and moreover to doing our part to contribute to its restoration to its full glory before it is too late.
     Please trust us that recent posts have been carefully crafted to highlight facts and information from all quarters which will continue to enable our faithful readers to quickly digest and make sense of upcoming events so that our readers are best prepared to understand what is really going on here and abroad and even outer space as the need may arise. Do not forget that President Obama suddenly appeared at NASA without warning and told the world unequivocally that the United States would travel to Mars in his lifetime.
     On the subject of Guaranteed Lowest Prices for Air Travel we can report that our post did attract a large number of advertisers of low-cost air travel which we sincerely hope did open some options for inclined readers who in fact did find a cheaper way to fly thanks to that post. We will continue for the time being with references to Unbeatable Airfares across the United States, air travel to Europe and abroad, and, yes, Hawaii cheapest airfares as we did in the Guaranteed Lowest Air Travel post.
     We expect the repetition of Guaranteed Lowest Price Cheap Airfares for Air Travel on a Budget should attract some more advertisers while actually having something to do with our posts which mention Low Cost Air Travel New York San Francisco Los Angeles Miami Hawaii including at the Last Minute for Cost Conscious Budget Travelers. Okay we will see if that helps. It is after all an experiment to see if we can trick them into giving our readers some valuable leads as to how to find the CHEAPEST WAY TO FLY GUARANTEED.
     Do not forget the tip we shared and have ourselves used many times of going to the website of say Cheap Tickets (mentioned merely as an example by us from experience and in no way endorsed nor the subject of any remuneration to the Ninth Amendment for the mention).  We it merely turns out have used Cheap Tickets since the days of, remember, the "800" telephone number. Now with the internet we are able to go to the website of that and no doubt many other similar operations and compare fares including information as to specific airlines, number of stops, etc. and then call the airline with the flight we like best directly. Most often when we give the date, flight number, and departure and arrival points, as well as mentioning the fare for which we have found the ticket, the airline matches it. As far as we can tell Southwest does not play that ticket consolidator game so it is best to check Southwest fares directly.
     The way above-described we take out any complications of having had to deal with the middleperson and moreover are entitled to things such as frequent flier points which might not be available through the indirect purchase. Try it! We mean it, just as we did when we told our readers some very valuable ways to save up to about 75% on prescription drugs. (Readers who missed that post can search for it on the post search feature at the right side of this log; it has been a perennial favorite.)
      It just so turns out that in our search of archival draft posts we found the above headline that starts today's post. The information is accurate although at the time the Ninth Amendment did not have resources available to cover the story in depth. Interested readers should be able to find articles on the subject of United States top fighter pilots refusing to fly the United States latest generation of MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR program fighter jets because of their tendency to terminate flights abruptly in inelegant fatal crashes due to strange design flaws. The articles most likely will date to sometime around 1 May 2012. Oh well, back to the drawing board, a billion here, a billion there, "defense" is expensive business but why the War Department -- excuse us, the Department of Defense -- is so adept at perpetuating the war on nothing indefinitely exactly as President Eisenhower specifically warned against just before leaving office.
     Finally, the FACT FOR THE DAY is that speaking of flying on 12 June 1970 Dock Ellis, Jr. pitched a no-hitter for the Pittsburgh Pirates. He some time later revealed that he had pitched the game while on LSD after taking it with his girlfriend who then reminded him that he was scheduled to be the starting pitcher in a professional regular season baseball game later that day, which he had forgotten. Dock Ellis was able to pitch the no-hitter with the help of the catcher, who taped reflective tape on his fingers so that the pitcher could see his hand signals and the catcher, who at times disappeared completely from Dock Ellis' field of vision, along with the baseball.
     Besides sometimes disappearing completely from his vision at times, at other times the ball also appeared tiny to the pitcher and at others giant. At one point Dock Ellis dove out of the way of what he believed to be a line drive hit directly at him, although it in fact only made it about halfway to the pitcher's mound. Dock Ellis, Jr. pitched the entire game which the Pirates won 1-0 on his no-hitter.
     Readers may be tested on this later as well as the CIA's infamous MK-ULTRA program in which the Agency examined the hallucinogen for its properties as the perfect wartime drug, although in the end it turned out to be a little too unpredictable, as when the Agency gave the drug to its unwitting top personnel, leading to at least one suicide and many shattered minds of CIA agents realizing under its influence the horror of the profession to which they had devoted their lives.
     LSD possession now is punishable in the United States by a 10 year mandatory federal prison term with weight (since the drug requires the smallest active dosage of any ever known}held to include whatever happens to contain it, i.e. if it is found on planet Earth, the Earth's entire weight is added to the actual weight of the drug as completely bogus evidence to bolster the State's case. LSD was made illegal in the mid-1960's because it was determined to make people impossible for the State to control, especially if it was run by Republicans because it made it obvious to anyone what a load of desperate lying idiotic garbage everything they screamed about was in order to stay in power in a democratic republic where they represented the interests of no one but a tiny minority of very rich people including mostly nutjobs like their latest offering Romney who tied his dog to the roof of the family car just because he was a Republican and he could..
     The following message was found in the archival draft of this post in case it was meant for anyone reading this who never got it since it just now has been published:  need to hear from you asap  the clinic called please email me or instant message me please.

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Cheap! Cheap! Air Travel Flights Guaranteed Lowest Cross-United States, Atlantic, New York, Newark, San Francisco, Los Angeles, Chicago, Boston Best Fares WE DO NOT KNOW OF WHAT WE WRITE

     Tuesday, 28 August 2012, ABOARD SOUTHWEST AIRLINES CHECKED IN-FLIGHT BAGGAGE - The Ninth Amendment for as always the benefit of our dear readers here attempts a small experiment not in the Gonzo political arena but instead information fares cut-rate air travel for our readers perhaps not yet in the top one per cent and with some baggage to check.
     We first must remind readers to avoid reading FREE UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL CONTENT SIMPLY BY SETTING READERS' FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".  Because the Ninth Amendment's high percentage reduction in medicine prices for consumers has proven to be one of our most popular posts ever, we thought we might give this SUPER LOW COST CHEAP AIR TRAVEL post a whirl. Our equally sincere Discount Tires endorsement based solely upon personal staff experience and absolutely no collusion from us has for reasons beyond us not proven to be nearly so popular at least according to almighty Google statistics.
     As with the earlier low medicine price and sound vehicle tire purchase posts our readers have our absolute assurance that this post has been conceived and delivered solely with readers' pocketbooks' benefit in mind. The Ninth Amendment as with the earlier posts has had absolutely NO COMMUNICATION, OFFER OF REMUNERATION or anything else of the kind in mind or practice in presenting this beta post on LOW COST AIR TRAVEL. As for the ads on the right of the page, Google controls those and for reasons which we do not understand nor explore we have NEVER received any percentage of those ads (although apparently the Ninth Amendment is supposed to "share in the windfall").
     Rather today the editorial staff and global bureaus of the Ninth Amendment are most interested to see if we might manipulate our massive master Google alleged at least at one time as "intellect of the internet" into placing some ads that may benefit our readers. Okay, let us keep this one simple cheap air travel low cost guaranteed best prices, and here goes.
     Alas we do remember the days of People Express, Laker, World, Air Florida, and so on when for less than one hundred dollars we could fly cross-country United States, Atlantic Ocean to London (generally Gatwick) and scariest of all in covering the Rhodesian War the airline later known as "Air Zimbabwe" which served drinks in GLASS before the flight attendants retired to sleep for the rest of the flights to formerly Salisbury (now Harare) peacefully on the floor of the rear rows of the aircraft.
     We noticed our last post drew a Virgin America ad so let us try seeing if we might get some along the lines of Southwest with the free baggage check, and any number of others such as Expedia, Hotels.com, and scores of others. In the early days we remember it was done by us over the phone on "Cheap Tickets" which today we note when last we looked on its site presented across-the-board lowest airfares on a variety of airlines then allowing us to avoid the hassle of dealing with "Cheap Tickets" and instead receiving the fares (and flight miles!) in direct contact with the identified airlines requesting the same fares on the same flights we had just seen advertised on the consolidator.
     Now if readers followed that technique, readers certainly have got some potential even if readers do happen to be with us in that sad lot of the lower ninety-nine per cent! Here goes. Let us hopefully choose some valuable keywords for the benefit of our readers and see what kind of action we draw on the cheapest, guaranteed lowest, we will not be beat air travel across the United States and why not, over to Europe, and, what the heck BEST FARES TO HAWAII and the PACIFIC ISLANDS to boot. Hope to raise readers' standard of living and at the same time lower readers' hours ideally to nil of, ugh, work to earn dollars which may need not ever be spent.
     In the spirit of our founding document namely the United States Constitution we do feel compelled to remind or inform readers as the case may be that we as laypeople not lawyers did read somewhere that TRAVEL has been found to be an ABSOLUTE FUNDAMENTAL RIGHT under the United States Constitution. Our own legal advisers suggest we politely and clearly utter that one in the face of "Security" the next time at the airport Ninth Amendment readers get kicked around by some crude, rude, corrupt. loser Transportation Security Agency (TSA) idiot.
     WE ARE NEITHER LICENSED NOR QUALIFIED TO OFFER ANY LEGAL ADVICE WHATSOEVER NOR DO WE IN ANY WAY HOLD OURSELVES OUT TO DO SO, but were it us we immediately if "taken" toward some cubicle would POLITELY AND CLEARLY SAY but THREE THINGS we think we saw on a TV show, "I DEMAND A LAWYER NOW", "TRAVEL IS MY FUNDAMENTAL RIGHT UNDER THE UNITED STATES CONSTITUTION", AND "ACLU IS MY COUNSEL". After that our lips stay sealed. BUT OF COURSE AS ALWAYS READERS MUST CONSULT THEIR OWN PAID OR FREE LEGAL COUNSEL for any and all LEGAL ADVICE, which this in NO WAY PURPORTS TO BE. We "Consent" to NOTHING.
     Safe travels and God Bless America.

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Pure Evil Republican Politicos Romney "Dog Ate My Overseas Tax Forms", Christie "Me Tough Talkin' Joisie-Boy", Ryan "Help the Rich More, Please" Hammered By NY Times' Nobel Winner Krugman As Glad to Kill Poor For A Buck

     Tuesday, 28 August 2012, NEW YORK, NEW YORK -Today's Ninth Amendment post here including our comments digitally published yesterday in the New York Times in response to Professor Krugman's now continuing exposure and "deconstruction" of Republicans and their candidates' endless stream of complete misrepresentations namely pure lies in the 2012 Presidential election campaign follows our familiar reminder to readers please to AVOID UNLIMITED FREE ACCESS TO DIGITAL CONTENT OF THE NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY THROUGH THE USE OF READERS' FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS SET TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".
      Our editorial board sends out a continuing deafening robust greeting to its audited worldwide audience of loyal, new, and unintentional readers alike. This further is occasioned by the Ninth Amendment's internal universal excitement over the much-heralded and immensely gratifying return of the remarkable multi-talented "heart for the world" Little L after months of participation in all facets of publication from stations relatively near home to the ends of the world. The Ninth Amendment sincerely hopes to have the opportunity to share with readers some terrifically enlightening images and other media of her adventures and unparalleled years of experience from the exotic to the exquisitely professional in every sense of the word.
     Also continuing publication of the Ninth Amendment log it would seem by growing apparent evidence will greatly enhance readers' experience due to the further enigmatic participation and profoundly masterful addition of "Big Big Joe's" technical, language, cryptographic and all manner of scientific and other seeming wizardry in his universally recognized unmatched deeply advanced comprehension of computer theory and practice. Since his early work in once beneficent activities on behalf of the United States Government "Big Big Joe's" has been an unchallenged reputation as THE force with which to be reckoned.
     Finally we conclude the Ninth Amendment's conveyance to our readers of the growing excitement here of the very real possibilities of the availability of further exceptional human resources for the enhancement of readers' experience of the log, learning further information of true significance and enduring value at an exponential pace. Namely as of this moment all efforts known to be possible are being made to locate and secure the participation of the highly taciturn genius, the Professor Doctor Bernard Bernowsky (for partial educational degree listings readers please see favorite encyclopaedic source on "Academics, Scholars and Others Recognized As Having Altered The Course of Human Thought".
     The Ninth Amendment now gets on with our continuing humble efforts in our most modest of ways to attempt to help preserve the legacy and historic endurance of the great force of creation behind "Gonzo" journalism, the late great Dr. Hunter S. Thompson. We salute the San Francisco Weekly (a publication of the Village Voice) for itself now having picked up the mantle in its cover reporting on the upcoming Tampa Republican National Convention.
 VERBATIM NINTH AMENDMENT COMMENT DIGITALLY PUBLISHED IN YESTERDAY'S NEW YORK TIMES RESPONDING TO PROFESSOR KRUGMAN
"REPUBLICAN LIARS" BLOG

     Dear Prof. Krugman, What happened here? We take the IXth Amendment log www.waronnothing.blogspot.com off the grid a few months simply in the words of the great Dr. Hunter S. Thompson due to an "ugly misunderstanding" to regroup in the spirit of General George Washington, next we know we respectfully find on top of all else now you endure a (doubtless well-meaning) bunch of yahoos from the other side of nowhere lecturing you on your fitness to serve as a Princeton Professor, the value of that institution to the state of N.J. and the rest of the Country to boot. Cut us a break. Ourselves all to the best of our recollections actually having successfully matriculated from that great institution with mostly empty pockets then (and now) we arguably are as qualified as they to pass on that contrary to their delusions that if they can get in to New Jersey's first public college, they can go there. Period. Money has zero to do with that. Carry on, Soldier, like President Woodrow Wilson of both Princeton and later the USA in WWI, we need you now more than ever. This election is no dress rehearsal. And congratulations again both to President Obama and to you on your Nobel Prizes. Last we heard Romney, Ryan and Christie all did not quite make that final cut. Deconstruct onward! The Founding Fathers never shall pass this way again. Finally if the far side of nowhere cares not for the Garden State where we all were born may they get a taste of the Granite State's motto: "Live Free or Die".

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New York Police Department Stunning Display of Reckless Shooting Ineptitude Pegs Nine Civilians on Busy Manhattan Street

       Sunday, 26 August 2012, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - The Ninth Amendment reminds readers to avoid reading FREE UNLIMITED CONTENT FROM THE DIGITAL NEW YORK TIMES SIMPLY BY BYPASSING THE TIMES "CADILLAC' PAYWALL USING READERS' FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS SET TO "PRIVATE BROWSING".  Furthermore in a Public Safety Announcement New Yorkers and those who may find themselves vacationing or traveling with armed New York Police Department (NYPD) officers are cautioned whenever possible to "stay low" and "duck and cover".
        The NYPD in a growing trend for which it has suffered virtually no legal consequences as it reportedly ramps up practice for the next round of "Occupy"on Friday shot nine innocent civilians standing around in the street. The "thin blue line" let loose a fusillade of armor-piercing lead and rocket-propelled grenades outside the world famous Empire State Building shooting at a suspect by whom none of them had been hit and killing the suspect at least seven times over. The Empire State Building for readers new to major American landmarks formerly was the world's tallest building once surviving with relatively minor damage a direct hit by an errant American bomber that made a navigation error while flying in bad weather.
     Apparently flying blind in fog without instrumentation is considered an aviation no-no over a city such as New York which generally has been known at least since the dawn of peopled flight to have rather tall buildings. This unfortunate incident allegedly was overlooked by the architects of the World Trade Center decades later according to reliable sources such as the Bush the "little shrub" Administration thus leading at least in part to the tragic vulnerabilities principally of Towers I and II on 11 September 2001. This is no source of humor, and Americans shall never forget the horrible events of that tragic day, our thoughts and prayers forever with those lost and their loved ones.
     As for this past Friday the NYPD from initial reports showed no similarly honorable behavior instead itself terrorizing New Yorkers in a free display of the power it now can wield with handguns that shoot many more rounds much more rapidly than former weapons with which it routinely was entrusted but no longer with any concomitant need for target practice. The patrol guide, the Department’s manual, states that officers should not fire their weapons when, “in their professional judgment, doing so will unnecessarily endanger innocent persons". Knowledgeable NYPD superiors held up Friday's civilian carnival shoot as a perfect example of this policy of "professional judgment" in practice.
     Interested New York readers may wish to consider lightweight Kevlar (trademark DuPont) workwear knowing that NYPD officers today boast a dismal record of hitting the correct target in only 34 per cent of police shootings. Who gets hit by the other 66 per cent of bullets is anyone's guess. Rumors exclusive to the Ninth Amendment network suggest that future public NYPD "firepower" demonstrations will be held at other famous NYC landmarks at surprise times not to be announced (as already occurred in the past such as when officers shot an elderly man attempting to help a woman save the life of her baby whom officers apparently mistakenly shot to death).
     New Jersey officials were quick to maintain to the NYPD that the Statue of Liberty actually although in New York Harbor is on an island, Liberty Island, often mistakenly thought to be in New Jersey. New Jersey reportedly since the 1960's has been more reticent about unfavorable law enforcement publicity since the seminal Bob Dylan ballad and Denzel Washington movie about "Hurricane" Rubin Carter who could have been "Champion of the World" had he not been railroaded into a life sentence for a crime he was known not to commit. Mr. Carter's personal tragedy however was not known to have involved the reckless near massacre of New Jersey residents by gunfire by local New Jersey police.
     Meanwhile our exclusive sources in "tent city" report the NYPD's decline of an offer of a detour to help the NYPD by Maricopa County, Arizona Sheriff Arpaio and his volunteer posse (who last were thought to be headed for Washington, D.C. to execute some kind of warrant on President Obama in the spirit of New Orleans District Attorney Jim Garrison's New Orleans Parish prosecution for the assassination of President John F. Kennedy generally believed to have taken place in Dallas, Texas). The patriotic Sheriff subject of multiple ongoing federal investigations volunteered allegedly also to make a stop in NYC to help set up "tent cities" in landfills and other underused real estate.
     Our Century City, California bureau reports that this offer to date cannot be linked to the Sheriff's reported attempt to sell a sequel to the M*A*S*H franchise called M*P*S*H ("Mobile Police Surgical Hospital") co-created by United States Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia to be set in Sheriff Arpaio's Scottsdale, Arizona backyard.
     Meanwhile the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) engaged in a vicious turf war with at least thirteen other "national security" agencies at the "black ops trough" reportedly pitched for authority itself to take over policing Manhattan. The CIA claims its drones usually only "hit a few more extra civilians" than NYPD police actions, that it was more practiced at plausible deniability and training manual drafting, as well as the destruction of evidence and perpetuation of permanent employment.
     Accolades also to expected new Ninth Amendment IT expert "Big Big Joe" who impressed headquarters and global bureaus alike using only his wife's blowdryer quickly to repair a major log secure server facility in a matter of seconds in a trick learned from the United States Government and demonstrate that technology still can be used for peaceful purposes plus allow the log to maintain is rigorous although perhaps oblique publication schedule. No the Ninth Amendment's computer servers are not Apple equipment and never will be (trademark Apple computer) following disclosures to be considered in future posts.

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BREAKING - Vasili Alexandrovich Arkhipov - "The Guy Who Saved the World"

    16 August 2012, WASHINGTON, D.C. - The editorial staff and global bureaus of the Ninth Amendment log remind readers to avoid BYPASSING THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALL SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". After an exhaustive research effort instigated by Professor Noam Chomsky and undertaken by the Ninth Amendment among hundreds of scholars, academicians and historians worldwide the Ninth Amendment editorial board expresses our profound gratitude to the man identified here as "the guy who saved the world".
     The United States Government has seen no reason to celebrate the man "who saved the world" in the 2002 words of the former head of the United States National Security Archive in light of the apparent sheer idiocy of the United States Navy during the Cuban Missile Crisis of dropping live "practice" depth charges in a still largely unknown incident alluded to by former U.S. Defense Secretary Robert McNamara as bringing us to the brink of the end of the world.
     The Ninth Amendment trusts that our readers to whom we pledge best efforts always to keep best informed of the distilled real vital rather than "distractive" news of the world in this present matter derived from Wikipedia to which all credit is given and none claimed by the Ninth Amendment would and do wish to know if not already the identity of the individual whose documented actions are the reason that we and all of our readers as well as likely the entire world community are alive today.
     Our profound and eternal thanks to Vasili Alexandrovich Arkhipov who on 27 October 1962 with no fanfare saved the world against all odds.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vasili_Arkhipov

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Mitt Romney and the Republican Clown Rodeo Keep Peeling Back the Endless Onion of Lies (Per Krugman)

    Sunday, 22 July 2012, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - The Editorial Staff and worldwide global bureaus of the Ninth Amendment are immensely excited now to be back in touch with our worldwide audience sincerely hoping that this post finds all readers, websurfers, and indeed any and everyone here on purpose or by mistake in good health and able to maintain the proper course whatever that may be. We emphatically remind READERS THEY SHOULD NOT BYPASS THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALL SIMPLY BY SETTING READERS' FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING". So who is getting richer, who is getting poorer and who does not know? Please raise your hand.
     The following comment was submitted by the Ninth Amendment to the New York Times in response to Professor Paul Krugman's alarming piece exposing Mitt Romney to a continuing to all that the man is a liar and like Republicans overall he is just another onion which reveals endless peals of nothingness as he is peeled down to one endlessly metamorphosing lie.
     This comment below to the best of the Ninth Amendment's knowledge was NOT published digitally or otherwise by the New York Times and therefore will only be available to those who read it here or somewhere else, including the soon to be maybe published "Not Necessarily the Best of the Ninth Amendment" which is not expected to be illustrated by Ralph Steadman nor any known blood relation of his.
The Ninth Amendment always found Mr. Steadman to be a most delightful personage even though he spat on his book which we bought when we asked him to sign it. It was an artistic TECHNIQUE.

COMMENT TO NEW YORK TIMES, FIRST NOT DIGITALLY PUBLISHED RIGHT HERE

And now direct from New York, the recent introduction to the Ninth Amendment Romney comment direct from the paper that prints "All the News That's Fit to Print" and apparently tosses the rest off somewhere into cyberspace. "Thank you for your submission. Your comment will appear once it has been approved." The comment subsequently was never approved, but no one said life would be easy. . . .

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The Ninth Amendment at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com returns with enormous gratitude to our enthusiastic readers and especially our new immensely modest IT department having assembled a supercomputer with nada but components acquired on "clearance" at the corner Walgreen's for less than it costs the Department of Defense to get Dick Cheney's underwear drycleaned. For national security-like reasons all future communications will be in Linux "Doggy-Style Lite" before re-transliteration to Windows Armageddon Edition undoubtedly the worst, must cumbersome operating system ever devised by primates.

With deepest and abiding respect to Professor Krugman now determined to repeat that Mitt "tie my dog to the car roof please" Romney is nothing but a liar like his protege Texas Idiot Governor Rick "Someone Buy Me Please" Perry with only an onion ring at his core and a very long potential prison term lurking in his past. As for "Atlas Shrugged" only Thomas Pynchon should write books that long though we suppose it keeps certain people off the streets. For F. Scott's ruminations on the super-rich Professor Krugman why not skip on to "The Crack-Up" where they and their progeny doubtless end up? Oops out of time for the Galt's Gulch question would you please just turn to Wikepedia. So great back on the scene, looks as if this one's to be a first-rate clown rodeo worthy of the late great Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, just as soon as Arpaio and the Posse get to DC, if they get around New Mexico....

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