29 January 2013

BREAKING NEWS: DO NOT DOWNLOAD VERY MALICIOUS FAKE JAVA "UPDATE" DATED TODAY -- VERY MALICIOUS SOFTWARE RELEASED - SEE ORACLE WEBSITE FOR FIX

     Tuesday, 28 January 2013, REDWOOD SHORES, CALIFORNIA - Just as the Ninth Amendment editorial board recently reminded readers that the Ninth Amendment should NOT BE RELIED upon as a primary computer software security source, the board voted late this afternoon after a most malicious fake version of Java software was once again released just weeks after a much less threatening virus that the Ninth Amendment log had to do its part to get this information out to our readers as soon as possible.
     Unlike the last version of the hackers Java, this version invites users directly to take the virus onboard by flashing a message of a "Java Update" available at the click of a mouse. As we all too soon found out the Ninth Amendment found its computers soon debilitated at points around the globe.
     This fake Java upgrade poses serious potential for the incapacitation of almost all users who have a need for Java in a computer session, particularly developers. We again emphatically warn that the Ninth Amendment neither intended to become nor is it by any means any "expert" on computer issues. Many alerts have been put out on Microsoft, Oracle and in many other locations on the internet. As best expleained (and please do no rely on us) for those who are casual computer users they can simply unplug the Java plug-in to incapacitate it for the time time being, or set security for Java use to the highest levels to remind users that they must not use it at this time.
     At least two downloads are available, including on the Oracle web pages, setting out the two versions of a software response Oracle has engineered. Both rely on the Java Runtime Environment (JRE) in more recent versions of Java. The simpler free download is sufficient for regular users of Java. The second more complex download for use by developers who have frequent need for Java incorporates the first as well.
     This FAKE JAVA DOWNLOAD is particularly malicious because it exploits other weaknesses in the computer running environment that are triggered by the initial fake Java download. As always the Ninth Amendment encourages our readers who may well be more capable than we to research this on their own until a solution is publicized. In the meantime, do not run the FAKE JAVA DOWNLOAD.
     Meanwhile in other new Facebook once again cements Zuckerboy's most friendly relationship with European regulators who earlier pulled the plug on his CIA-friendly face-recognition technology in the European Union. Today Facebook officers admitted that they have no way of knowing, nor have they ever known, how to keep children such as girls under thirteen years of age from creating false personas on Facebook.
     Google is expected to announce that it will demonstrate its own worship of the dollar at any price, including the safety of domestic privacy of young girls, by using its "Earth" mapping satellite photography to release collector's editions of digital "albums" pinpointing the last known location of such Facebook "clients" for the benefit of sex offenders who may have recently been released in the young Facebook girls home neighborhoods and now can find the information they long for right at their fingertips, thanks to Facebook's fierce rival Zuckerboy and his team of child exploitation experts.

Copyright 2013 Big M All World Rights Reserved

22 January 2013

Draft Krugman Pressure Grows As Krugman Threatens To Join Japan Government

     Tuesday, 22 January 2013, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - Nobel Prize winning best-selling iconoclast (destroyer of images) revolutionary author, Princeton University economics professor, New York Times columnist on the economics of inequality (without according to sources taking any pay), known as a most reserved and intensely private man in his copious free time when not also frequently participating in and attending cultural events and reportedly reading as much as MIT linguistics professor Noam Chomsky (as many as eight world newspapers before breakfast).
     Happy New Year, Professor Krugman. Yes, we have had at the Ninth Amendment with a couple exceptions a woefully inadequate start to the year with a dearth of fresh posts amidst a virtual flood of unexpectedly noteworthy news with its usual either virtually complete omission or dangerously misinterpreted overlooked potential long-term significance by the mainstream press portending amongst other things a slew of Bush-syle "Mission Accomplished" proclamations by the Government which at the very moment those words are struck is busy laying the groundwork for the next conflict. In most cases the Government patiently has been waiting for the soldiers to assemble for initial deployment or re-deployment as the case may be, and the next generation of weapons has carefully been prepared to once again see America's soldiers serendipitously prepared for just the demands of the latest strategic and global developments in some formerly barely known corner of the world.
     With all due respect, sir, we unanimously advise you not go to Japan right now to visit the Emperor. The editorial board of the Ninth Amendment log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com unanimously so votes (with one procedural abstention due to a temporary ugly misunderstanding with Mali customs officials) that it would not be in the best interest of you nor your 2016 Presidential campaign for you to become yet more irradiated than Western physicians already have made all of us. It also is hard to see how even you would have the time considering your many other serious commitments. Your domestic electoral base grows exponentially as your strength, persistence, intellect, wisdom, experience, complete independence of rigorously informed thought, and absolute willingness to act accordingly, make themselves abundantly clear.      
     You further are understood to be a man of your word unlike our current President Obama who sadly demonstrates his failure to comprehend that a person in the end has nothing more than their word. Thus suggesting (dare we say) that the Founding Fathers might have considered upping in the Constitution the minimum age for one to serve as President. In any case our unsolicited suggestion is that you avoid travel to Japan for the moment and leave that to Texas Governor Perry and his wife to drum up Japanese tourism business for Texas. By the way we recognize the sheer brilliance of the coin minting proposal and humbly suggest failing that the issuance of a stamp.


 http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/14/opinion/krugman-japan-steps-out.html?ref=opinion

13 January 2013

California Teacher Pension Fund Considers Reducing Major Investments In Assault Weapon, Banana Clip Makers -- Gun Dealers Thrive In Wake Of Newtown Massacre

     Sunday, 13 January 2013, SACRAMENTO, CALIFORNIA - The California Teachers Pension Fund, the country's largest teachers' pension fund as well as its largest such investor for many years apparently has helped California teachers live out more comfortable retirements by investing heavily in manufacturers of arms including guns and ammunition of all types, including military guns illegal in California, more lethal military ammunition, and high-capacity so-called "banana clips" for the effective uninterrupted firing of rounds from assault and other military weapons.
     The California Teachers Pension Fund reportedly is considering reducing such investment in the wake of the Nation's most recent weeks' domestic firearms massacre as almost always perpetrated by male teenagers and unhappy younger men armed with easily legally obtained military assault weapons outfitted with banana clips and/or other accessories to help insure the uninterrupted (and unskilled) hunting down of tens of unarmed schoolchildren and other civilians.
     Particularly infamous such massacres have occurred in Columbine, Ohio, as well as others by somewhat older males in the attempted slaying at an Arizona "meet and greet" of United States Representative Gabrielle Giffords shot through the middle of the head, the Texas clock tower sniper, the San Ysidro, California McDonald's massacre particularly frustrating to law enforcement as it continued unabated for about one half hour as the restaurant had all mirrored windows and thus obscured officers' vision as the killer methodically hunted down diners outfitted  in camouflage gear and face paint who before leaving home down the street reportedly told his wife he was "going out hunting".
     Other such massacres allegedly have been perpetrated by more uniquely memorable aggressors such as the soft-spoken Army psychiatrist who in recent years left his office at Fort Hood and walked along a row of near-naked unarmed soldiers awaiting physical exams and shot them to death one by one. To his credit Idiot Texas Liar Governor Rick "Payback" Perry himself did use only his (laser-sighted) "six-shooter" for "defensive" purposes to become the first person known in North America to claim that the killing was in self-defense of an attacking coyote while Perry was out on his morning run with his enormous armed security detail. (He corrected reports of his account during the following day upon learning a coyote never had attacked and killed a human in North America with his revised story of having pulled the laser-sighted revolver from the back of his running shorts and killing the coyote in defense of his Labrador Retriever.)
     Right on the heels of the country's most recent massacre in Newtown, Connecticut the proprietor of a four times annual gun "show" in Saratoga Springs, New York told media that he was determined and proud to continue with his gun "show" with apparent strong support of many gun "show" attendees whose hands he personally shook as they entered the "show" less than a month after the Newtown massacre. Many attendees congratulated him on his bravery and fortitude on going ahead with the "show" even in the face of angry verbal protests against it. Meanwhile his wife attested to the selling out of military assault-style weapons and accessories at their own gun shop as well as others around the country, with a line of waiting mostly male buyers she described as lined up for two blocks waiting to get in and make purchases.
     The use of quotations as follows around the word "show" is intended to suggest that the Ninth Amendment editorial staff believes to some extent the word "show" in the context of basically completely uncontrolled arms flea markets across this country on Main Street, USA attended by effectively unregulated sellers and buyers of questionable legal status to be engaging in the sale of what are often basically akin to weapons of war might be considered by some to be a misnomer which is better avoided as misleading..
     In the wake of the most recent Newtown massacre debate raged across the United States if the ready availability of such weapons of war has been a positive domestic development for the United States. Tens of thousands of gun dealers who have obtained virtual mail order "licenses" are authorized under United States law for the retail often effectively unrecorded trafficking in arms including those with no other apparent intended use other than engaging in warfare against armed combatants. Included amongst these are military assault weapons with marginally clever modifications to make them just as effective as those used by such groups as insurgents and criminal governments the world over.  Of course use in the United States considerably reduces the "fear factor" of having unarmed civilians such as schoolchildren actually fire back.
     Nearly all purchasers reportedly are young men, many apparently purchasing such arms out of concern that some Government, presumably theirs, will attempt to abrogate some Constitutional right to own such weapons which they in some cases understand to emanate presumably from the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution. That Amendment implicitly provides for the establishment of a militia in times of need instead of the maintenance of a permanent standing army, such as was warned against by President Dwight D. Eisenhower in his final White House televised live address to the Nation. Such weapons, perhaps with none-to-difficult modifications, are expected by many who obtain them to provide for their defense should they be attacked by their own country. The United States, however, is known to possess weapons of mass destruction as well as large amounts of presumably heavier weaponry than assault rifles.
     Our hearts and prayers go out to all innocent souls whose lives directly and indirectly have been harmed and/or destroyed by the past weeks most recent United States home soil massacre. God Bless America.

Readers interested in more details and photos on the above regarding gun "show" with pictures including "banana clips" for sale may link to:
 http://www.nytimes.com/2013/01/13/nyregion/despite-protests-upstate-new-york-gun-show-goes-on.html?src=twrhp&_r=0

Copyright 2013 Big M All World Rights Expressly Reserved (no claim to New York Times link)

12 January 2013

Security Alerts Home Computers - DISABLE JAVA NOW! - Governments, Media, Experts Warn Zero-Hour Hacker Attack

     Saturday, 12 January 2013, REDWOOD SHORES, CALIFORNIA - Another major "zero hour" security alert has been announced by various government and media sources for all Java users on all platforms and browsers. Readers should find instructions for disabling Java, purchased by Oracle Corporation and since suffering many breaches most recently in another believed "ransom" hacker attack, by searching the term "disable Java" on readers' preferred search engines or combinations thereof.
     This follows on the announcement of a hacker attack on Facebook seeking to dupe users into giving up private information in response to a fake message to users purporting to be from Facebook's security detail. Information on this should also be readily available on Ninth Amendment readers' favorite search engines or combinations thereof.
     Otherwise the past year has seen a spate of near-hysterical "security alerts" from corporations which once made their money largely unknown to purchasers of, particularly, Windows programs paying Microsoft to "bundle" their software with new Windows releases, often making it extremely difficult for less knowledgeable consumers to safely disentangle this hysteria-based software from installations of new operating programs without damaging those programs or rendering them virtually unusable. These techniques of "bundling" were most often connected in the "security" realm with corporations such as Norton and Symantec.
     AOL is still notorious amongst programmers for "bundling" unwanted software by paying software companies to virtually inextricably intertwine its unwanted software with already purchased products such that disentangling it, particularly from computer registries, proved a monumental task in which the slightest slip in hours long procedures by expert programmers could forever render the underlying already-purchased software useless. Leading one to wonder who indeed were the "good" guys and who the "bad". The United States Department of Justice Antitrust Division as well as Microsoft itself ended some of these problems by introducing free security software which in many cases is anyway better and free, such as Microsoft Security Essentials. Thousands of others are available free with consumer and editor ratings on sites such as CNET. 
     The Ninth Amendment welcomes back patient readers as well as new readers with this first post of the new year 2013. It is NOT the Ninth Amendment's intention to become a source of computer security alerts nor should readers rely on the Ninth Amendment for that purpose.
     As always the real news of 2013 will soon follow as Ninth Amendment editorial staff and global bureaus reconfigure for the new year. To date Ninth Amendment editors have identified many mostly ignored potentially very significant reports from the "mainstream" press including of North Korea's recent showcasing of functional drones reverse-engineered from, as predicted here, the CIA's own (non-existent) drones, with the notable addition of North Korea's maniacal giant "Flying Dinosaur" drone.
     Apparently United States national security agencies also somehow entirely missed North Korea's start-to-finish development of medium-range missiles capable of carrying WMD warheads until a test missile was successfully fired off on trajectory by North Korea's reportedly charismatic new leader lady-killer and apparent Elvis-style sunglasses aficionado Kim Jong II assumed to be in celebration of something like the New Year. It is not known to the Ninth Amendment log what year if any actually is being celebrated in North Korea.

Copyright 2013 Big M All World Rights Expressly Reserved

13 December 2012

Zuckerboy And CIA Tools Facebook, Google and Twitter Lead Attack Of Viral Social Media Giants On Privacy Of American People

     Wednesday, 12 December 2012, SAN FRANCISCO - Hardly a moment passes on North Korea's "atomic clock" that megalomaniac Zuckerboy at the helm (a la drunken sot Exxon Valdez Captain Hazelwood) of Facebook, or "Mugshot" as more popularly known in the so-called law "enforcement" community, and other viral social media cohort CIA-fronts Google, Twitter and lesser players in the war on Americans' fundamental privacy rights announce some new "privacy policies".
     The Ninth Amendment's legal department scarcely is surprised to find these policies about as incomprehensible as impossible to decrypt when taken together as the latest "health" insurer "benefits" guide written exclusively by armies of hack two-bit lawyers with no healthcare knowledge whatsoever save further ripping off the American people for some mega-rich "health" insurer that dare not actually affix its name to the thousands of anonymous highrise towers insurance companies long have been known to own in downtown cities across the United States. (Hey Prudential, still own San Francisco's Embarcadero Center in a joint venture with the Rockefeller family?) That is, one is left with the overwhelming question (like T.S. Eliot), am I really getting something more here for my benefit, or am I actually losing even more rights and benefits at greater cost to me? The answer actually is not too difficult to predict at this point in the game.
     The Ninth Amendment strongly recommends this above date's New York Times technology section to interested readers especially as rich in details of the latest hijinks of the viral media giants as well as many references to websites devoted to providing readers with free means of defeating at least some of the tracking mechanisms of these CIA tools. Needless to say the Ninth Amendment was horrified to see that even the once-venerable New York Times has joined the game of tracking its readers and in some cases merely visitors who do not even "click" on anything.
     Readers are reminded to refrain from READING FREE UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES ARTICLES SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING" NOR SHOULD THAT TECHNIQUE NO LONGER WORK TO REFRAIN FROM PERFORMING SIMPLE SEARCHES SUCH AS "DEFEATING NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALL".
     Because of the rich material especially made available in this above date's Times to find websites dedicated to protecting readers' privacy including with free adjustments to different browser settings, the Ninth Amendment in its recognition of the importance of getting this material to press for the benefit of interested readers below provides the link to the main "Facebook" article which should lead resourceful readers to many of the tips for defeating viral social media privacy invasion practices. If but one life is saved....

http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/12/12/facebook-changes-privacy-settings-again/

     The editorial board of the Ninth Amendment submitted the following comment for publication in the digital edition of the above date's New York Times in response to the Times' request for comments on the linked preceding article. The comment later was published in the digital New York Times.

  • BigMartin
  • waronnothing
The editorial staff of the Ninth Amendment log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com expresses no surprise at the apparent complete ignorance of Facebook, Google and the rest of the "viral social media" crowd of CIA child tools in their continuing demonstration of complete ignorance of the Bill of Rights in general and here in particular fundamental privacy protections identified at least as long ago as Mr. Justice Douglas' identification of "penumbras" of fundamental privacy rights in his seminal opinion Griswold v. Connecticut. Probably as a result of most of these one-dimensional ill-educated techno-geeks having dropped out of Ivy League schools (those who got in them in the first place) long before receiving a well-rounded education and considering perhaps even graduating given the almighty allure of the dollar to megalomaniac Zuckerboy and his fellow viral social media cohorts. But shame on the New York Times for playing along including with this most dangerous game of tracking American citizens -- or has it forgotten so quickly what absolutely vital protections the United States Constitution afforded it in, among other things, in [sic] its complete protection by the United States Supreme Court from "prior restraint" in the Pentagon Papers case? As they say, what goes around comes around.
 Copyright 2012 Big M All World Rights Expressly Reserved (except as to New York Times content)

06 December 2012

Idiot Texas Governor Rick Perry Flies Private Jets Courtesy Of "Poultry Kings" And Others In Return For Blatant Official Favors, Prepares For 2016 Comeback

     Thursday, 6 December 2012, AUSTIN - The editorial board of the Ninth Amendment does wonder from time to time about the where and whatabouts of Idiot Texas Governor Rick "Payback" Perry since his historic presidential election campaign debacle later labelled by James Carville as the "worst" the Country had ever seen, ever. Readers may remember that when last heard from stomping back off to secede Texas from the U.S. again Idiot Perry was complaining that his loss was due either to a lack of sleep including his lunch-to-dinner naptime apparently handed down from his former boss preceding Governor Bush "little shrub", a leg which hurt, or maybe even both of those things at once.
     His embarrassing placement of blame for his early withdrawal from the race within practically weeks of entering it as the apparent Republican frontrunner little known at the time would only foretell much more massively immature idiotic self-serving and immensely revealing statements of the final Republican candidates "Richboy" Romney and "Yes Man" Ryan who later lost the Country for the whole Republican party later blaming their landslide loss in what Romney at least apparently believed by a close call the result which he thought he had already purchased but for the nagging fact that the American people did not vote for either "Richboy Romney" or his ticket.                                                                                                          
     Readers please recall the Ninth Amendment's ritual reminder not to attempt to defeat the New York Times paywall by setting free Firefox Browsers to "Private Browsing" nor in the absence of that technique working executing a search  for something like "override New York Times paywall" nor definitely not by implementing one of many other simple techniques many of which involve deleting most of the URL (top address line) from Times pieces they are reading so as not to have their reading interrupted.
     As for Idiot Texas Governor Rick "Payback" Perry he has since reingratiated himself with the majority of the American public by recently clarifying that in being the first known human to shoot a coyote in cold blood Perry used a laser-sighted handgun when he shot and killed from amongst the morning crowd of  his forced running-mates security detail, or perhaps better described as "large paid heavily armed entourage", who normally travel in force whenever he and his wife have made their "goodwill" trips separate (which can get really expensive for the Texas taxpayer) or together to drum up more of the tourist business swamping Texas from such such dangerous and exotic foreign lands as Japan and New York City (where Perry spent the entire day of his last gubernatorial victory in Texas promoting his book about "Spitting Up" when he was a boyscout and also how he promised he never-ever would run for the office of United States President like that scoundrel he used to work for and therefore only pretended he liked who would of course be former "President" George "little shrub" Bush, the guy who stole the Presidency but was too dumb to know he had done it.
     The following Ninth Amendment editorial staff comment was written in response to an article on Perry's unprecedented use of private planes from executives and other rich people who want favors from him or more precisely the taxpayers of Texas. It is not known if this comment appearing directly below was or was not published amongst other readers whose comments were published in the digital New York Times of that date.                                                  
                                                                                                                                                                                                                        Tuesday 4 November 2012
Comment Submitted By Big M On Behalf Of The Ninth Amendment Editorial Staff

How fitting that "poultry magnates" have "effectively" underwritten Rick Perry's use of, inter alia, corporate jets. Perry is one shrewd operator who realized long ago that to quit the "animal business" after making no better than C's and D's in his alleged Texas A&M college veterinary major was the only way Perry could ever "make it" with the "big boys". Perry figured out that selling out was the only way a guy of his "potential" could ever be flying around in planes rather than driving 30-year-old pick-up trucks that some relatives gave him to use for "coyote hunting" and leading boy scout expeditions for the rest of his life. Rick "Payback" Perry has long been followed in our Ninth Amendment log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com. Just like his hated boss George Bush (who no doubt reminds Perry just a wee bit too much of himself), Perry long ago would have been pegged as nothing but a lifelong loser were he not bailed out constantly in return a few small "favors" say, for example, his making a career of selling Texas to the highest bidder, including those who felt it had been a few too many months since the last innocent Texas inmate had been put to death by the State.

 http://www.nytimes.com/2011/11/04/us/politics/for-perry-use-of-private-jets-as-part-of-job.html

Copyright 2012 All World Rights Expressly Reserved Big M And Little L

17 November 2012

"...We Should Not Let It Eat Our Brains...." Professor Krugman Asserts In Times' Piece On Social Security And Medicare Reform Delusions

     Friday, 16 November 2012, NEW YORK, NEW YORK - New York Times columnist Economics Nobel Prize winner Professor Paul Krugman blasting ignorant would-be reformers of Social Security and Medicare stunned the Ninth Amendment editorial board with his stark assertion that as to bipartisan misconceptions on these matters that "...we shouldn't let it eat our brains." Readers are reminded to refrain from reading FREE UNLIMITED TIMES' ARTICLES SIMPLY BY SETTING FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING" NOR USING OTHER MORE RECENT METHODS OF BYPASSING THE TIMES' PAYWALL BY USING SEARCH ENGINES TO DISCOVER OTHERS SUCH AS DELETING MOST OF THE URL (TOP ADDRESS LINE) OF TIMES' ARTICLES.       Ninth Amendment comments offered in response to Professor Krugman's strident admonitions were published in the Times' digital edition earlier today verbatim as follows. The link to Professor Krugman's piece appears directly beneath these ads for high-velocity slingshots and binoculars which are endorsed by neither Professor Krugman, the New York Times, nor the Ninth Amendment log. Although they apparently may be by Google which has established "affiliate" relationships with the advertisers. Please consult the ACLU as to any Second Amendment or other Constitutional protections afforded Americans' "right" to bear potentially dangerous or even deadly weapons without the concurrent existence of a domestic standing militia. These slingshots are not toys and should only be used only with responsible adult supervision. Always wear bona fide safety eye and wrist protection. Ninth Amendment readers presumably already are adequately familiar with the characteristics of binoculars.




    • BigMartin
    • waronnothing
    Goodness, Professor Krugman, "... we shouldn't let it eat our brains."! The editorial board of the Ninth Amendment at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com is heartened to see that you sure are not pulling any punches. Frankly we never even thought we ourselves might get that one in the Times, sir. But you without doubt are the man. You tell it like it is and have proven yourself dauntless beyond reproach to us and countless others. Thank you. Finally, is this the start of a run for the next United States Presidency after your fellow Nobel Laureate President Barack Obama, or do you have enough jobs already?

16 November 2012

Former C.I.A. Chief General David H. Petraeus To Be Tapped Next U.S. Supreme Court Nominee Sources Claim

     Friday, 16 November 2012, WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Ninth Amendment's "Drained Swamp Bureau" preliminarily reports it has received unconfirmed anonymous communications apparently claiming growing Beltway rumors that former C.I.A. chief General David H. Petraeus, to testify today before the Senate and House Intelligence Committees with the prompting of Acting C.I.A. Director Cantor regarding the Benghazi, Libya tragedy with additional questioning regarding his admitted Patricia Broadwell adulterous affair, may well be next up for a presidential nomination to the first available United States Supreme Court seat, including that of Chief Justice should it become available.
     Readers are reminded to avoid reading FREE UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL ARTICLES SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING" NOR SHOULD THAT NO LONGER WORK TO REFRAIN FROM USING SEARCH ENGINE QUERIES ON MOST RECENT TECHNIQUES SUCH AS DELETING MOST OF THE URL (TOP WEB ADDRESS LINE) OF TIMES' ARTICLES SIMILARLY TO BYPASS THE TIMES' PAYWALL.  
     Following Petraeus' former Afghanistan fiasco spending among other things days with top staff members criticizing Commander-In-Chief Obama to a Rolling Stone reporter, resulting in President Obama's promotion of him for unclear reasons to C.I.A. Director, and the General's most recent follies discrediting the Central Intelligence Agency where his computer password allegedly was taken verbatim from the name of his favorite childhood pet which is generally not recommended. A position on the Nation's high court is about the only career advancement available to him in the spirit of Joseph Heller's seminal Catch-22 when Captain Yossarian and others received medals for a pinpoint bombing of the ocean which would appear to be akin to a seat for General Petraeus on the Nation's high court provided that U.N Ambassador does not open up in the meantime.
     Given for example Mr. Justice Clarence Thomas' surprisingly unexpected enduring tenure on the bench where he reportedly has never once directed a question to petitioners before the Court in oral argument, and a majority of his fellow colleagues appointed by Republicans who have mostly unfailingly voted exactly as expected along party lines, General Petraeus should be expected to serve with most distinguished relative abilities on today's United States Supreme Court. To the best of the Ninth Amendment's admittedly limited information Mr. Justice Petraeus would never previously have written or expressed any judicial opinion although his discretion and judgment would appear to speak for themselves.
     Finallly the Ninth Amendment expresses its deep sorrow to the American diplomats selflessly serving the American people when murdered in Benghazi as well as to all their families and loved ones. May they rest in peace and their supreme sacrifice for the United States never be forgotten.

Copyright 2012 Big M and Little L All World Rights Expressly Reserved

15 November 2012

Losers Romney and Ryan Share Elitist Racism Blame Crushing 2012 Republican Defeat To Obama And Biden On "Gifts" To Win Votes Of Women, Black, Hispanic, All Minorities And Urban Areas, And The Poor

     Thursday, 15 November 2012, LAS VEGAS - Republican Governors and loved ones flocked here like parasites to Fantasyland embodying all the delusions their dumped flagbearers "Richboy" Romney and "Clueless" Ryan held dear, to play the slots (except Idiot Texas Governor Rick "Payback" Perry reportedly barred from better casino floors due to probable liabilities from his apparent inability to comprehend this complex game) and plot their next major political foray. Exclusive Ninth Amendment sources report that Republicans are expected to announce a new strategy reportedly suggested by sage "Richboy" Romney whereby they focus their campaign efforts exclusively on only the TOP ONE-HALF OF THE TOP ONE PERCENT of voters, or rather, contributors.
     Both "Richboy" Romney and "Clueless" Ryan in recent back-to-back days distinguished themselves among modern losing candidates with a curious "nail in the coffin" strategy of publicly blaming their loss (surprisingly accurately) on most American voters voting against them and also, in Romney's case, apparent alleged gifts for votes including a range of social services including health care, education, women's reproductive care and Government assistance for the underprivileged.
     The Ninth Amendment reminds readers to avoid reading FREE UNLIMITED NEW YORK TIMES DIGITAL ARTICLES SIMPLY BY SETTING FREE FIREFOX BROWSERS TO "PRIVATE BROWSING" NOR SHOULD THAT NO LONGER WORK AVOIDING CONSULTING SEARCH ENGINES FOR NEWER METHODS SUCH AS DELETING MOST OF THE URL (ADDRESS LINE) ABOVE ARTICLES.
     The following comments made by the Ninth Amendment editorial staff in response to two Times pieces regarding "Richboy" Romney's and "Clueless" Ryan's recent public statements exposing their absolute inability to accept their loss were published in digital editions of the New York Times in the past couple of days. Links to the Times pieces appear below the comments.

    • BigMartin
    • waronnothing
    Mr. Romney we see from his ridiculous assertions today is most likely not a regular reader of the Ninth Amendment log at www.waronnothing.blogspot.com. Had he been we would have hoped he had read our earlier post headlined with a simple concept he might have learned from the Beatles, had he ever listened to them. "Money Can't Buy Me Love." Copyright Apple Records. We trust that Times readers will do a fine job of decimating his sorry soul on the specifics as he is such an obviously easy target we decline even to say more.